The rules of survival of the magic stick
Chapter 1 Your smile has turned yellow
On the day of July and a half, Nanling City was very quiet. Even the vendors on the street packed up their things early and went home. They seemed to be afraid that they would provoke those who should not be provoked on this day. thing!
It's just that the vagrant beggars under the steps of the Yuanyang Bridge are not afraid, because the government does not allow them to go to the east of the city where the rich live, so they can only wait for the rich people under the Yuanyang Bridge, After passing by, I hope to get some rewards in their hands, so that I can buy some food to fill my stomach!
Although there are beggars here, it doesn't mean how poor this Nanling City is, but there are some beggars in every place. In Dongyue Kingdom, Nanling City can be regarded as one of the richer cities!
In Nanling City, unlike other cities, there are many temples here, and the people living here are quite confused. If not for this, they would not be able to afford the incense of these 430 seven temples!
Especially in the past few years, the legendary reincarnated disciple of Buddhism on Guyuan Mountain was appointed as the next national teacher by the current sage. Disciple, the scenery is infinite!
Many people come here to worship Buddha because of this 'reincarnated disciple'!
Today's weather is a bit cool, without the sunshine and the walking of pedestrians, it seems that there is no difference between this place and the dead city.
Beside the Yuanyang Bridge, there are many willow trees. The branches and leaves of the willow trees are a bit dull, and even the fish in the water don't come out to play in the water.
At this time, Tang Su was hiding his head under the bridge and dozed off. He listened to those homeless people praising the reincarnated disciple who was high above him, and he snorted coldly.
Said: "The man is either really a god descending from the earth, or he is a deceptive bald monk. What is there to praise?"
Tang Su's voice was not loud, but it happened to be heard clearly by those few people. It was already afternoon, and the sweltering weather made people feel unhappy.
Coupled with Tang Su saying that he is a god in his heart, how can those people not be angry?
One of the burly men stood up directly, walked up to Tang Su, and directly lifted Tang Su's collar with his rough arms.
The big man said fiercely: "You boy, don't guard your own stall well, come to grab the territory with us, are you getting impatient?"
While talking, the big man raised his hand again and again. Before Tang Su responded, the big man continued: "Boy, is your skin itchy? I'm here to scratch you!"
The noise here, the voices heard by a few pedestrians, approached the Yuanyang bridge one after another!
Seeing this, Tang Su said inwardly, "I have no strength to restrain a chicken, if I am really beaten up by this stupid big man, wouldn't I be able to eat and walk around?"
At that time, if his handsome face is really hurt, wouldn't he be ashamed to see others?
Tang Su felt a little guilty. After all, the other party was a big fool, and he was relatively petite. If there was a fight, he would definitely suffer.
He touched the spittle on his face that was sprayed by the stupid big man, and said with a dry smile: "Hey, brother, isn't this a misunderstanding? There must be a stall, but I'm just here to take a breather, tonight is July and a half I’m more afraid of the Ghost Festival by myself. Just now, it’s a slip of the tongue, so don’t worry about it like me. That student is handsome, handsome, and extraordinary. I’ve never seen him before. Isn’t this just nonsense? I'm ignorant!"
When the onlookers heard Tang Su's words, they couldn't help laughing.
After hearing this, the big fool didn't take any action. Instead, he smiled, showing an evil expression, and said, "I didn't expect you, a little Taoist priest, to be quite good at talking. No wonder you can still talk in those places on weekdays." In front of high-ranking officials and dignitaries, you cheat to eat and drink, my father sees that you must have a lot of good things on your body, why don't you take them out and honor your father!"
Having said that, the big fool didn't do anything, and the pedestrian next to him said, "Don't bother with this guy, there are a bunch of dudes behind him, if you touch him, maybe When did I bite you!"
When Tang Su heard what the man said, he felt aggrieved immediately. He was not a scourge, and he was just coaxing those dudes, how did he get such a bad reputation?
In this Nanling City, it is a famous place where Buddha flourishes and Taoism declines. I am the only Taoist priest in this Nanling City, and the treatment is so bad. It doesn't make everyone hate it, does it?
Although my reputation is not good, my culture is also at a disadvantage against these reckless people, so it is better to slip away first.
"Brother, don't I understand everything? Don't tell me, brother, do you want to have a drink with me on this festival?"
"Bah, little bastard, whoever wants to spend this ghostly day with you in July and a half, get out of here! If you dare to appear in front of me in the future, I will see you once and beat you once! What the hell? Ah this is!"
After the big man finished speaking, he threw Tang Su directly on the ground. Tang Su suffered some pain in his buttocks, but under the current situation, it was better for him to go first. As the saying goes, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. He brought someone over and cleaned up these bastards early in the morning. Since they want to solve the problem with their fists, he won't make any sense anymore!
Although he thought so in his heart, Tang Su still said in a doggy way: "Yes, yes, I'm leaving now!"
After Tang Su finished speaking, he started to run frantically. He didn't see those homeless men and the onlookers behind him pointing and saying some unsavory words!
When Tang Su stopped, and the group of people could no longer be seen, he hid in an abandoned gymnasium, lit a pile of firewood with a flint and steel, and then threw the laxative he carried into the fire After seeing the drugs and being completely burned, he patted his butt and walked towards the main street in the east of the city!
That's right, before Tang Su left, he got some laxatives from those reckless men. Just one smell of these laxatives can last three days and three nights. The most terrifying thing is that such laxatives are not easy to find, Knowing that I was recruited, I went to the doctor, and the doctor couldn't see any problems at all!
Tonight, those big men will be able to understand what it means to be "the chrysanthemum is incomplete, the floor is full of injuries, your smile has turned yellow"!
It's just that the vagrant beggars under the steps of the Yuanyang Bridge are not afraid, because the government does not allow them to go to the east of the city where the rich live, so they can only wait for the rich people under the Yuanyang Bridge, After passing by, I hope to get some rewards in their hands, so that I can buy some food to fill my stomach!
Although there are beggars here, it doesn't mean how poor this Nanling City is, but there are some beggars in every place. In Dongyue Kingdom, Nanling City can be regarded as one of the richer cities!
In Nanling City, unlike other cities, there are many temples here, and the people living here are quite confused. If not for this, they would not be able to afford the incense of these 430 seven temples!
Especially in the past few years, the legendary reincarnated disciple of Buddhism on Guyuan Mountain was appointed as the next national teacher by the current sage. Disciple, the scenery is infinite!
Many people come here to worship Buddha because of this 'reincarnated disciple'!
Today's weather is a bit cool, without the sunshine and the walking of pedestrians, it seems that there is no difference between this place and the dead city.
Beside the Yuanyang Bridge, there are many willow trees. The branches and leaves of the willow trees are a bit dull, and even the fish in the water don't come out to play in the water.
At this time, Tang Su was hiding his head under the bridge and dozed off. He listened to those homeless people praising the reincarnated disciple who was high above him, and he snorted coldly.
Said: "The man is either really a god descending from the earth, or he is a deceptive bald monk. What is there to praise?"
Tang Su's voice was not loud, but it happened to be heard clearly by those few people. It was already afternoon, and the sweltering weather made people feel unhappy.
Coupled with Tang Su saying that he is a god in his heart, how can those people not be angry?
One of the burly men stood up directly, walked up to Tang Su, and directly lifted Tang Su's collar with his rough arms.
The big man said fiercely: "You boy, don't guard your own stall well, come to grab the territory with us, are you getting impatient?"
While talking, the big man raised his hand again and again. Before Tang Su responded, the big man continued: "Boy, is your skin itchy? I'm here to scratch you!"
The noise here, the voices heard by a few pedestrians, approached the Yuanyang bridge one after another!
Seeing this, Tang Su said inwardly, "I have no strength to restrain a chicken, if I am really beaten up by this stupid big man, wouldn't I be able to eat and walk around?"
At that time, if his handsome face is really hurt, wouldn't he be ashamed to see others?
Tang Su felt a little guilty. After all, the other party was a big fool, and he was relatively petite. If there was a fight, he would definitely suffer.
He touched the spittle on his face that was sprayed by the stupid big man, and said with a dry smile: "Hey, brother, isn't this a misunderstanding? There must be a stall, but I'm just here to take a breather, tonight is July and a half I’m more afraid of the Ghost Festival by myself. Just now, it’s a slip of the tongue, so don’t worry about it like me. That student is handsome, handsome, and extraordinary. I’ve never seen him before. Isn’t this just nonsense? I'm ignorant!"
When the onlookers heard Tang Su's words, they couldn't help laughing.
After hearing this, the big fool didn't take any action. Instead, he smiled, showing an evil expression, and said, "I didn't expect you, a little Taoist priest, to be quite good at talking. No wonder you can still talk in those places on weekdays." In front of high-ranking officials and dignitaries, you cheat to eat and drink, my father sees that you must have a lot of good things on your body, why don't you take them out and honor your father!"
Having said that, the big fool didn't do anything, and the pedestrian next to him said, "Don't bother with this guy, there are a bunch of dudes behind him, if you touch him, maybe When did I bite you!"
When Tang Su heard what the man said, he felt aggrieved immediately. He was not a scourge, and he was just coaxing those dudes, how did he get such a bad reputation?
In this Nanling City, it is a famous place where Buddha flourishes and Taoism declines. I am the only Taoist priest in this Nanling City, and the treatment is so bad. It doesn't make everyone hate it, does it?
Although my reputation is not good, my culture is also at a disadvantage against these reckless people, so it is better to slip away first.
"Brother, don't I understand everything? Don't tell me, brother, do you want to have a drink with me on this festival?"
"Bah, little bastard, whoever wants to spend this ghostly day with you in July and a half, get out of here! If you dare to appear in front of me in the future, I will see you once and beat you once! What the hell? Ah this is!"
After the big man finished speaking, he threw Tang Su directly on the ground. Tang Su suffered some pain in his buttocks, but under the current situation, it was better for him to go first. As the saying goes, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. He brought someone over and cleaned up these bastards early in the morning. Since they want to solve the problem with their fists, he won't make any sense anymore!
Although he thought so in his heart, Tang Su still said in a doggy way: "Yes, yes, I'm leaving now!"
After Tang Su finished speaking, he started to run frantically. He didn't see those homeless men and the onlookers behind him pointing and saying some unsavory words!
When Tang Su stopped, and the group of people could no longer be seen, he hid in an abandoned gymnasium, lit a pile of firewood with a flint and steel, and then threw the laxative he carried into the fire After seeing the drugs and being completely burned, he patted his butt and walked towards the main street in the east of the city!
That's right, before Tang Su left, he got some laxatives from those reckless men. Just one smell of these laxatives can last three days and three nights. The most terrifying thing is that such laxatives are not easy to find, Knowing that I was recruited, I went to the doctor, and the doctor couldn't see any problems at all!
Tonight, those big men will be able to understand what it means to be "the chrysanthemum is incomplete, the floor is full of injuries, your smile has turned yellow"!
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