How dare you say you're not a scumbag

Although the young Qi Yu didn't understand why her mother was so sure that she would become a bachelor, she felt that it was absolutely impossible for her to happen. After all, her beauty was obvious to all, not to mention that her family had money. , so how could she be single? !

An He: "..."

As long as you are not my daughter, I will beat you to death with your narcissistic appearance.

An He looked at Qi Yu's face, which was as virtuous as that dead face at home, and sighed in despair.

Zhao Xunyin still understands her girlfriend very well, seeing this, she immediately comforted her: "Be careful, some things are really predestined."

An He: "For example?"

Zhao Xunyin racked her brains for a long time, and finally hesitated: "...You are not popular?"

Then An He slammed the door and left.

After leaving the house, he called his wife, Qi Yu, and asked if he could exercise his power as the proprietress?

"What do you want to do?" Boss Qi's voice on the phone was full of icy scum. If someone else said it, he would definitely hang up in fright, but An He didn't. Not only was she not afraid, she even said arrogantly: "Take Zhao Xunyin Then the old girls are banned from the Internet."

An He sneered: "She laughed at me for not being popular."

Qi Yu: "..."

An He wanted to say something more, but Qi Yu just hung up on her.

An He: "???"

What does this mean? ? ?

An He held the phone that was hung up with a look of shock on his face, then turned around and asked his daughter, "Has your mother cheated?"

Why are you still hanging up on her? !

Inverted! ! !

Xiao Qiyu was expressionless, and said to her mother: "You are boring."

An He: "..."

Why did I give birth to such a cold-blooded daughter like you after being smart all my life? !

An He couldn't figure it out. She even ignored her daughter Qi Yu the next day when she was recording a variety show. On the contrary, she treated Zhao Xunyin's cookies very well. Those who didn't know thought they were cookies. It may not be her daughter.

Qi Yu has no objection to this at all. For her, as long as her mother, An He, doesn't bother her, it will be the best thing. As for whether she is An He's daughter or not - it doesn't matter.

The program was recorded by six teams of parents and children, all from the LGBT group, three pairs of les, one pair of gay, and two teams of transgender.

Among them, the biggest star is Zhao Xunyin, the double-actress actress. Zhao Xunyin has debuted for many years, and there is nothing to choose except for a little more lace news. After all, she was a woman who claimed to make all girls happy, even if she is married now. She's a girl, but she still can't stop her charm.

The last time she appeared on a variety show was several years ago. Since she got married, she has slowly turned behind the scenes and faded out of people's sight, so this time Zhao Xunyin's appearance on a variety show directly detonated the entire Internet.

"??? It's as if everyone came to see her, what about me?" An He said unconvinced, "Doesn't it mean that I, a first-line actress, don't have any fans?"

The others didn't say anything, but Guan Nanyi, who is An He's cousin, sneered, "You?"

Guan Nanyi glanced at her and sneered, "A first-line actress?"

When An He heard this, he almost got into a fight with Guan Nanyi. If Zhao Xunyin hadn't played so fast, there would probably be an accident on this show.

An He said hysterically: "Guan Nanyi! You got on this show only through my back door!!!"

It was indeed through the back door. If you talk about An He's cousin-in-law, then there is something to talk about. The life experience at a young age is better than the sum of all of them, but he is still a first-class talker king. , and later became the CEO of Boss Qi's branch company. She did a good job at first, but who knows why she went crazy this time and insisted on coming to the variety show.

Regarding this, Boss Qi's cousin Shi Qingyu explained to her wife's behavior: "She just wanted to see how Xiao Qiyu was driven crazy by Zhao Nanxun."

...what's wrong? !

***

Guan Nanyi was sitting on the recliner, wearing a fisherman's hat crookedly, covering most of her face, but it was hard to conceal her beauty and elegance. After hearing An He's words, she said disapprovingly: "So I have to say Is it a lie?"

An He was so angry that he was about to jump off the building, and the two of them immediately got into a fight in front of the camera. The other guests were a little embarrassed. They didn't know whether they should persuade them at this time. The CEO of one of Qitian Group's best-developed branches currently seems to be Yazi who dare not offend anyone.

Zhao Xunyin comforted: "It's okay, they are cousins, they often do this, it's nothing."

The guests couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

If it's a family, then don't care about their business.

...

On the first day of recording, the parents were responsible for cooking, and the children were responsible for collecting the raw materials for cooking.

The big guys are all urbanites and elites from all walks of life. Although they are busy on weekdays, they also have experience in doing housework. They just take their children out to play for a few days and record programs. They are still very confident. .

But when they got to the recording place, they knew that they were thinking too much.

Because the recording place is in the countryside, there is no village in the front and no shop in the back.

There is no natural gas, only earthen stoves, which rely on fire.

An He was silent: "..."

Zhao Xunyin was quiet: "..."

Several other guests also shut up: "..."

The children were quite good. After accepting the task, they wandered around the village to find ingredients, and they were led by Qi Yu.

It is well known that Qi Yu is like her mother, Qi Yu, the boss Qi Yu: indifferent, dull, cold-blooded, and serious. To say that she has a small coffin face is really worthy of the name. Of course, she is An Hesheng after all, so she is more or less There are still some places like An He - such as the smelly fart.

The variety show was recorded by 6 children. Although Qi Yu is not the oldest, she has the absolute right to speak among the 5 children with her excellent Qi family pedigree.

...why five?

Because the little cookie with the feeding bottle always can't understand what she is saying, if you ask her what she will just look at you with her big and bright eyes watery.

Qi Yu, acting as a leader, talked to the children about the division of labor for a long time, and he understood everything, except for the cookies.

Cookie stood at the entrance of the village in a daze holding a basket.

Qi Yu, who was standing opposite her: "..."

She thinks the child should be supplemented with calcium, why can't she understand what it means after a long time? ? ?

Xiao Qiyu: "...Now you should go to the village and ask others for vegetables."

Cookie stood there motionless.

Little Qi Yu: "..."

Xiao Qiyu: "I'm going to go fishing in the pond."

After she finished speaking, she stepped forward, but as soon as she left, Cookie followed.

Little Qi Yu: "..."

So Qi Yu stopped again, turned his head, and asked, "Is there anything else you don't understand?"

Cookie didn't speak, just looked at her, cute and helpless: "..."

Little Qi Yu: "..."

Do you think it's useful for you to be cute to me?People like me are already immune to emotions, even if you cry for me on the spot, I won't soften my heart.

Because my ambition is the sea of ​​stars.

So Qi Yu continued to walk forward, and Little Sweet Bread was also depressed and didn't speak, just carrying a small bag made of bamboo sticks and wobbled behind her.

Little Qi Yu: "..."

What are you doing! ?

Xiao Qiyu stopped again, and said indifferently: "I'll go to the pond, you go to the village."

Cookie tilted her head and blinked her big watery eyes.

Little Qi Yu: "..."

For the sake of his mother, Xiao Qiyu held back his temper and said to Cookie: "If there is anything you don't understand, just talk about it."

Cookie silently grabbed the feeding bottle hanging around her neck, but still didn't open her mouth.

Little Qi Yu: "..."

Xiao Qiyu held back for a while, and finally pointed to himself: "Do you know who I am?"

Cookie finally responded and shook her head slowly.

Little Qi Yu: "..."

I've told you my name nine times, kid, kid, aren't you a little silly? ? ?

"My name is Qi Yu." Qi Yu said for the tenth time.

Cookie looked at her, then turned her head to look at the camera that had been following them, turned her head, and opened her mouth to speak:

"Yeah...!"

Qi Yu's face was ashen: "..."

She really felt desperate. Desperate Cookie always didn't know her name. Even if a person like her who had a lot of money repeated her name 10 times, this unweaned Cookie still remembered her name. Can't stop her name.

"Yeah...!" Cookie only uttered these two simple syllables when calling people.

Qi Yu thought about it seriously, and also seriously wondered if Cookie was the wrong child her Aunt Zhao carried in the hospital?

Because let’s not talk about Cookie’s mother, Auntie Shi Nanbei Shi, who has a doctor’s degree in medicine, and her grandfather retired from the nuclear/submarine research institute. Let’s just say that her own mother, Zhao Xunyin, was also in the entertainment industry back then. A character who won an award and was soft-handed, and later turned to behind-the-scenes to make a movie and won the best director award. How come such a good gene can't even speak when it comes to Cookie?

The cold-blooded, mean and fart Xiao Qiyu is full of sympathy for Cookie which is very rare.

"Qi Yu." For the sake of her mother, Aunt Shi, and Aunt Zhao, Xiao Qiyu reiterated his name to Cookie, "My name is Qi Yu."

Cookie might be a little tired from standing, so she squatted beside her and raised her head after hearing her words. Her face was white and round like an angel, and her hair was tied into a small ball by her mother. , the cuteness is beyond the charts.

Qi Yu opened his mouth, exaggerating his name, "Qi—Yu—"

Cookie finally understood.

"Fish...fish." Cookie smiled, speaking fluent Sichuan dialect with a taste of salt and pepper.

The pronunciation of "Yu" is completely pronounced as "fish".

Qi Yu: "..."

You are the fish, the fish with only seven seconds of memory, so why doesn't your mother teach you Mandarin well because she is an actress? !

Qi Yu was expressionless: "It's 'Qi Yu', not 'Yuyu'."

Cookie rolled her eyes with a smile, and she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with her name: "Fish... Yuyu!"

Qi Yu: "..."

Momo, Qi Yu compromised: "...Or you can call me Sister Yu, but please speak Mandarin."

Cookie tilted her head, not knowing why she was called sister, nor what it meant in Mandarin.

Qi Yu's expression was a bit stiff, she had never seen a child with such a low IQ: "...I am older than you, you should call me sister, Mandarin is the common language of the whole country."

Cookie understood, so she opened her mouth and said softly, "Little Yuer!"

Don't say it, the shout is quite clear this time.

Qi Yu: "..."

Therefore, children must not be handed over to unreliable mothers!What the hell does Aunt Shi teach the children every day!

The author has something to say:

Author [Lighting Cigarettes]: It is impossible to speak Mandarin. Once we know Sichuan dialect, we cannot change it.

Qi Yu [Indifference]: That's why readers laugh at your substandard Mandarin.

Author [quibble]: You are talking nonsense!When did the reader say it? !

Qi Yu [Indifference]: During your live broadcast.

Author [pauses]:  …