How dare you say you're not a scumbag

In order for the two children to meet for the first time, An He, the old hag, unexpectedly planned to put on makeup for her daughter to make Qi Yu look good.

"Try to make Cookie fall in love with you in one fell swoop." An He said.

Little Qi Yu: "..."

Qi Yu, who originally didn't want to be tortured by her mother, became even more ugly after hearing this: "Don't."

She very decisively rejected her mother's cruel hand, and said that she didn't need to dress up too much.

After all, Qi Yu is still very confident in his beauty.

An He: "???"

what?As a mother, do I still need to look at your face? !

So in front of the camera, An He grabbed Qi Yu cruelly, and carried his daughter to the dressing room as if carrying something.

Little Qi Yu: "..."

Will she be given the face of the dignified young owner of the Qitian Group? ! !

"What's shameful?" An He said disapprovingly, "Did your mother say something about my first-line actress?"

With a coffin face, Qi Yu said to her mother, An He: "You have never been red before."

The dressing room suddenly became quiet.

Although this is true, it is a secret that I dare not tell. After all, everyone wants to receive Boss Qi's salary.

Qi Yu is not afraid of death, after all, she is the young boss of the dignified Qitian Group.

So she continued: "You are not a first-line actress, Aunt Zhao is."

An He: "..."

An He turned to the camera and said, "Cut this part out for me."

Camera: "..."

Do you jio that I will listen to you?

An He's expression gradually became dangerous: "I'm the proprietress."

Post subtitles: So what?so what! [Arrogance] We are not afraid of the patron!

An He: "..."

An He, who really had no way to vent his anger, turned around and scolded his daughter.

To be precise, it was her unilateral thoughts. The young Qi Yu never gave her a straight look. If Boss Qi hadn't repeatedly told Qi Yu not to ignore An He when he was going out, Qi Yu would have left long ago. up.

... Well, An He's mother really has no dignity.

***

After finally putting on her makeup, and after another four or five hours of driving, An He and Qi Yu finally arrived at the recording site.

The current variety show likes to engage in this kind of thing. They always like to send people to the wilderness to survive. If it weren't for the sake of being photogenic, An He really wouldn't come.

Yes, after so many years, she still hasn't given up her desire to be popular.

After finally arriving at the recording point, An He saw his old best friend as soon as he got off the car. At that moment, An He burst into tears, and said directly: "Damn! I miss you so much!!!"

Xiao Qiyu's heart was ashamed: "..."

After the show that looks like her mommy is broadcast, does she still want to have an image? ?

An He's old girlfriend, Zhao Xunyin, was also ashen-faced: "..."

If her wife Shi Nanbei hadn't been dazzled by An He, she would never have come to this variety show. She really couldn't forget how pitiful she was the last time she was on a variety show.

The queen of thousands of actresses in Jinjiang Literature City, she said that she is the second if she is miserable, and no one dares to say that she is the first.

An He didn't bother to talk about whether her old best friend Gao was happy. Anyway, as long as she was happy, it would be fine. After seeing Zhao Xunyin, An He's words were mostly the kind that the director team couldn't stop. The two adults were chatting, It doesn't matter if the two children are seeing each other for the first time.

Xiao Qiyu listened to where her mother was talking nonsense, and after listening for a while, she finally noticed the little fat girl hiding behind her Aunt Zhao's long legs.

More than two years have passed, and the little chubby girl is still a little chubby girl.

Still have a feeding bottle around your neck?Qi Yu was extremely disgusted in his heart, hey, how can a child who has not been weaned like this be so good?

How could such a brat be worthy of her?

Just as she was thinking, the little chubby girl who was hiding behind poked her head out timidly, holding her mother's skirt with one hand, and staring at the tall tall man in front of her with big bright and watery eyes. Tall, beautiful and not too messy big sister.

Look intently.

...it's over.

Xiao Qiyu thought in his heart, ah, the fate is really doomed like this, even though she tried her best to make her beauty not so amazing, but it was inevitable that the little fat girl fell in love with her at first sight.

It's not difficult to understand, after all, I am the young owner of Qitian Group, good-looking and rich, it is not abnormal for a little girl who has never seen the world to like her.

It's just a pity, her ambition is to conquer the stars and the sea, and love is something that must never be touched.

It's better to explain clearly to the little kid early, after all, long-term pain is not as good as short-term pain.

Thinking of this, Xiao Qiyu looked down on Zhang Zuchuan's small coffin face, and when she first met Zhao Nanxun after growing up, her first sentence was: "I don't like you."

This is what she learned on TV. If you don't like someone, you must reject the other person decisively and clearly at the first time, so as not to let the other person fall into the vortex of love and toss and turn.

Zhao Nanxun shrank behind Zhao Xunyin's long legs, poked his head out, and after listening to Xiao Qiyu's words, his expression was blank, "...?"

Qi Yu's expression is very serious, just like her mother's, with a natural coffin face, especially when she is stern, anyone will be frozen by her.

Although she is too young for adults to freeze, children are still perfectly fine.

Xiao Qiyu has no expression on his face, and every word is serious: "You don't like me either."

The adults present were all stunned. No one thought that the first sentence of 5-year-old Xiao Qiyu when he saw Cookie would be this, especially An He, who didn't even think that her daughter would be so displeased when she was killed. Give her face?Luckily she had complimented her daughter on a carload of cookies before heading out.

Which dead face did you learn this from? !

But compared to the ignorance of adults, Cookie understands. She has just started to speak and has very few vocabulary, but she also knows that she should say something at this time, otherwise it will be easy to lose face. So she opened her mouth and said:

"--Help!"

"..."

Xiao Qiyu slowly put a question mark in his heart:?

I'm telling you about feelings, what do you mean by calling for help here?Could it be that my words hurt so much? ? ?Let you die in pain, shout for help? ? ?

——Frankly speaking, this possibility is not impossible. After all, there are too many people who like her. Now she is only under five years old. When she grows up in the future, there are certainly not a few people who will die and live because of her.

But she really thought too much this time, with the conscience of heaven and earth, there is really no other meaning in what Sweetie said. I don’t know if it’s because Little Sweetie’s mother, Shi Nanbei, is a master of theology. IQ has been so high for several lifetimes that she and Zhao Xunyin's children are two years old and haven't spoken back. Later, they finally started to speak, but they can only speak simple two-word vocabulary, such as "missing you", "Don't", "Fanfan" and "Help" which is the most easy to shout every time the elder rua pinches.

An He's prophecy was indeed correct. Cookie perfectly inherited all the excellent genes of her mother Zhao Xunyin and Shi Nanbei. Her face was just like that of Angel who walked out of an oil painting. It's not an exaggeration, but the consequence of this is that anyone who sees her can't help stretching out their sinful hands to ravage/ravage her beautiful face.

Rua talks endlessly, without considering the children's feelings at all.

So the word "help" was the most fluent for Cookie to say, because only these two words could perfectly explain her inner dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction.

You can't bully others just because they are cute, can you? !

Humph.

But Xiao Qiyu didn't think that, because a child like her who was born in a wealthy family has always been strict in speaking and doing things, so she felt that she simply rejected Cookie's liking, and she would not fall into the trap. To the extent that the other party shouted for help, right?

Xiao Qiyu was very dissatisfied.

But her mother, An He, forced her to obey. In order not to make this marriage a sham, An He immediately gave Qi Yu a brainstorm after hearing what nonsense his daughter had said.

Xiao Qiyu covered his forehead and shouted: "...You are a domestic violence!"

An He smiled bluntly: "I didn't hit you, I just bounced you."

The young Qi Yu was shocked by her mother's sophistry: "..."

Something seemed wrong but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

An He: "...you'd better show me some kindness towards the cookies, or I'll tell your dead-faced mother that you bullied me when I go back."

Xiao Qiyu: "???"

What else would you do besides threatening me with my mother! ?

Xiao Qiyu was very upset, but when she went out, she did promise her mother, Boss Qi, that she would not fight against Mommy.

As a quasi-businessman, the most important thing for the future head of the Qitian Group is to keep his word. Since Xiao Qiyu promised her mother to listen to her mother when she went out before going out, let her mother be more careful. Yes, then she will definitely do what she says.

So when her mother criticized and educated her for 10 or 20 minutes afterwards, Qi Yu didn't say anything to refute as usual.

This made An He very relieved, and made her feel that more or less of her genes had been passed on to Qi Yu, and she did not make her child a second coffin face.

An He said earnestly: "...Even if you don't marry Cookie in the future, she is still your Aunt Zhao's daughter. The childhood sweetheart is talking about you two. Why don't you say that you don't like her in front of everyone? ???"

What he said was not unreasonable.

So Xiao Qiyu was silent for two seconds, then raised his head and made a serious promise to her mother: "Next time, I will only tell her alone."

An He: "..."

Dear daughter, your mother, Qi Yu, was also a well-known Miss Huahua back then. I don’t know how many rotten peach blossoms she recruited on her body. , why your mother has such a good advantage, but you haven't learned it at all? ? ?

An He began to worry that her daughter would be a bachelor for the rest of her life.

Xiao Qiyu was very dismissive.

The author has something to say:

Author [Lighting a Cigarette]: Little boss, little boss, sometimes people should not talk so full, otherwise it will be easy to slap your face in the future.

Qi Yu [indifferent]: Oh.

Author [Strange]: What are you "oh"?Don't you understand what I mean? ? ?

Qi Yu [indifferent]: Where's your battery?

Author [pauses]: ...well, why are you talking about this? ?

Qi Yu [Indifference]: Someone stole it, right?

Author [Language Blockage]:  …

Qi Yu [indifferent]: Oh.

Author [crying loudly]: I won't live me!I have changed the book, why still talk about my battery! ! !It has been stolen for 39 days!Am I not sad about me? ! !

Qi Yu [Indifference]: Then you go to die.

The author [can't believe it]:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Author [Whirling Tears]: I, I am your real mother!

Qi Yu [Indifference]: No, you are too poor and unworthy.

Author [standing on top of the building]: What's the point of me being alive?My readers didn't vote/thunder for me, and said they wanted to steal my battery, and my child actually said that I am not worthy to be her mother, I am dead!

Guan Nanyi [appears suddenly]: Then you dance!You jump!You are still poor after selling two books. If I were you, I might as well die.

Author [shivering]:  …