How dare you say you're not a scumbag

Guan Shan's bumpy road to listening to Yuqing is a point that everyone who knows her tacitly agrees. Maybe her first love was not good enough, and the first person she fell in love with was scum, so she hit everyone she liked after that...people The products are very worrying.

During the years of studying in Germany, it was okay when she had her mother Shi Qingyu staring at her. When she returned to the country, she would meet either a sea king or a prodigal son, who either wanted to cheat her money or her sex. In fact, The latter is not so difficult for her to accept, but the other party is too obvious, so she asked her to open a room when she came up... Guanshan Tingyu endured and endured, but still couldn't hold back, so he kicked the other party's crotch Go down the third road, then turn around and cry to her best friend:

"I just want to fall in love, why does God make things difficult for me?"

Guan Shan Tingyu really doesn't understand this matter. She has been eagerly looking forward to her puppy love since the first day of junior high school, and then she fell in love with her teacher blindly. That story is very interesting. It's worth remembering... Guan Shan Tingyu is now 25 years old, as long as he thinks about his blindness, he can't wait to smash his head against the wall.

Damn it, Xu Miao scum! ! !

"Actually, maybe God didn't make it difficult for you." Her best friend who had just entered the marriage hall said to her, "Maybe you just don't have a relationship with men."

Guan Shan Tingyu: "..."

Guan Shan Tingyu: "??????"

"I don't have a relationship with a man, so what do I have a relationship with, a woman?" Guan Shan Tingyu said that his color changed immediately, and then he swore loudly and forcefully, "I, Guan Shan Tingyu, will be a bachelor all my life, and will be a lifetime The old maid, girl, will never get married in my life, and it is impossible for me to fall in love with a woman!"

She is really strange, why does everyone think she can bend?She's really not curvy, she's straight, okay?

Just because her two mothers are gay doesn't mean that their daughters have to be gay too, right?

How can there be such a saying in the world, besides, do you see that the gays around her are good?

One can do it one by one, it's annoying to watch, especially her two mothers, they are so old, and the two of them are still able to smash each other's first love like that-help, love is really not like this.

Isn't it good to be a man! ?

Oh, Shi Nanbei is good, but it's a pity that she was blind and married early, otherwise she felt that she could not bend over.

Hey, what girl in the world wouldn't like such a cute Bei Bei?

"Don't be so absolute, don't you know that your family has a very distinctive feature?" Her best friend said quietly.

"What?" Guan Shan Tingyu asked sincerely.

"—Slap in the face." Her best friend stretched out her jade hand, Yaoyao pointed at her cousin downstairs, and explained to her, "Look at your sister, I liked her when I first met Yes, but what did she say? She said that she would rather jump off a building than ask me to be his wife, but now?"

Guan Shan Tingyu looked at her best friend's fingers. Her cousin was such an aloof CEO. He changed after marriage. Now he was knitting a sweater downstairs, saying it was for his unborn daughter.

Guan Shan Tingyu: "...?"

If she remembers correctly, these two people have only been married for three months, let alone a child, not even a single embryo has grown! ?

"... Even so, she's the only one." Guan Shan Tingyu was very unconvinced, "And my sister's brain is not very good, she has a split personality, so it can't be counted as a case."

"Then let's talk about your mother." Zhao Nanxun continued, knocking on the melon seeds, "Your mother was your mother's student back then, right?"

Guan Shan listened to the rain and nodded.

Her two mothers are indeed a teacher-student relationship that has achieved positive results. Although the relationship is very ups and downs, they are about to remarry in the end.

But what does this have to do with face-slapping?

Zhao Nanxun smiled slightly: "Then you know that your mother Guan Nanyi threatened the whole school that she was straight."

Guan Shan Tingyu: "..."

Is it so stupid?

"And when your mother was Qingyu," Zhao Nanxun said with a smile, "When she was a teacher in middle school, she was notoriously homophobic. She broke up several lovers at school."

Guan Shan Tingyu: "..."

So how did those two end up together? ? ?

"As for your two aunts," Zhao Nanxun knew very clearly about the messy things in the past, "one said that he would not look down on the face of the coffin if he died, and the other said that he would not call female artists."

"..."

"What do you think the final result looks like?"

Guan Shan Tingyu was stunned for a moment, and for the first time in his life began to doubt his sexual orientation: "..."

So all these years, she has had no relationship with every man she likes or has no relationship. Is it because she is a gay without knowing it? ? ?

Guan Shan's three views of listening to the rain collapsed.

On the night I went back, I didn't fall asleep. I was like flipping pancakes on the bed. The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't fall asleep. Finally, I took out the P station on my phone and watched the action movies of the group of lesbians.

... Hey, it's good to have a good figure, but as long as she brings her own face in, she feels that everything is not right.

Guan Shan Tingyu felt that she was sick, with chest tightness, shortness of breath, and dizziness. She called her cousin and asked for leave: "I want to go out to relax and think about my own sexual orientation."

Her cousin hung up the phone without saying a word.

Guan Shan Tingyu: "...?"

What do you mean, you should make it clear whether you approve or not.

"Ding..." Guan Shan Tingyu's mobile phone received a text message, opened it and saw that it was a message from her cousin, and there was only one word in it:

"roll."

So Guan Shan Tingyu happily packed his luggage and went on a walk-and-go trip.

Guan Shan Tingyu's favorite thing to do in life is to travel besides seeing men. Of course, the main purpose of traveling is to see all kinds of men. This trip is quite sudden, and she has almost gone to all major domestic attractions. So I wanted to go to the surrounding counties to play, and when I just searched for the destination, a place called Langzhong Ancient Town in the south of Chengdu popped up.

The birthplace of the Three Kingdoms culture, there is something like Zhang Fei Beef.

Guan Shan listened to the rain and looked around and thought it was not bad, so he drove his own Porsche to the destination.

The journey was only three hours, and Guanshan Tingyu set off at noon, and it was only after 4 pm when she arrived. Although she is a veritable rich second generation, she is different from her extravagant cousin, she is still very simple. It is unpretentious, so the hotel I booked directly booked a distinctive inn in the ancient town.

The location of the inn is very good. On the edge of Linjiang, an ancient town, you can see the national flag raised by a middle school not far away when you open the window.

Guanshan Tingyu is very satisfied with this environment. Go downstairs to the ancient town, and turn left to the riverside.

She stayed there for a week and rented a speedboat. When she was free in the morning, she took a walk in the ancient town and ate local special snacks. At noon, she ate skewers and went out to eat hot pot. It was evening. Just put on sports clothes and drive a speedboat to rush along the river. Of course, it is inevitable to go to the bar to have a good time at night.

After all, it is not a first- and second-tier city, not even a small city on the 18th tier, so the rhythm of this ancient town is really very slow, so slow that she even has the mood to go for a walk with the old men in her spare time, blowing the wind. Blow the Longmen Formation.

Guan Shan Tingyu stayed there for a week, and she was so lazy, if it wasn't for her secretary's life-threatening phone calls, urging her to go back to work, she might have bought a house there and went straight to work. Pension.

After all, apart from other things, the beef in that ancient town is still very delicious. After living in Germany for 10 years, Guan Shan Tingyu has almost forgotten what normal beef tastes like.

On the day before leaving, I thought that I would probably wait until the next time I come back and I don’t know when it will be, so Guan Shan Tingyu found a beef mushroom soup hot pot restaurant and ordered the meal. As soon as the bottom of the pot was served, he heard a voice from the back table. A man and a woman are on a blind date.

Hey, sure enough, blind dates are inevitable in any city.

The dishes still had to wait for a while, so Guan Shan listened to the rain for a while when she had nothing to do, but the more she listened, the more angry she became. What kind of character is the man at the blind date at the table behind?

If you keep your mouth shut, you will ask the other party to do laundry, cook and serve the elderly, and then talk about repaying the mortgage.

"If we get married, our husband must have a house. Since you are a teacher, you must have a provident fund, right? You can withdraw the money at that time, and then you can make up some more yourself. The two of us will renovate the house together." The man said Judging from the tone of his speech, he knew that he must be a middle-aged greasy man. Thanks to Xu Miao's blessing, Guan Shan Tingyu now has a special dislike for middle-aged men.

Guan Shan rolled his eyes when he heard the rain, and when the dishes he ordered came out, he had just cooked two slices of beef when he heard the blind date girl behind him say, "Mr. Wang, I don't think we are suitable."

Oh, fortunately, that woman is not blind.

Guan Shan Tingyu was thinking about it while eating vegetables, and in the middle of it, he took his mobile phone and sent a message to his secretary, saying that he would ask the other party to come to her house to discuss the contract at night.

The secretary asked her if she would pay overtime?

As soon as Guan Shan Tingyu sent out the word "give", he heard the blind date man behind him say angrily, "Ye Zhao, what do you mean!?"

Ye Zhao?

...Is it the Ye Zhao she knew before? ? ?

Guan Shan was taken aback by Ting Yu, feeling that the name was inexplicably familiar, and before he had time to react, he heard a female voice say: "I've made my point very clear, so let's do this." Although he was still a little submissive, he expressed himself The idea is still expressed very accurately, which is indeed much better than back then.

Ah, she remembered, isn't that the intern teacher who was scumbed with her back then?

When I didn’t think about it that way, I didn’t think so, but after I thought about it, I really felt that the voice sounded more and more like Ye Zhao. Guan Shan Tingyu thought this way, so he didn’t even burn the beef, and immediately stuck his head out and looked back. Look, I happened to see the woman standing up from the back seat, wearing big black glasses and wearing an old-fashioned lady's formal attire.

Ten years have been dull and boring.

Who is this not Ye Zhao?

The author has something to say: Here I am again.

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