How dare you say you're not a scumbag

On the second day after receiving the marriage certificate, Zhao Xunyin and An He, who had been best friends for 30 years, finally had a fight without holding back.

The reason for the fight was also very simple, so that someone's daughter went to greet the relatives during the wedding.

An He's reasoning is very reasonable: "My daughter, Qi Yu is worth hundreds of billions of dollars, is 186cm tall, looks cold and sullen, and is simply a high-profile version of Yujie. Do you think she is waiting for your daughter to pick her up in the wedding room like this?" ???"

Zhao Xunyin sneered again and again: "But yesterday your daughter made it clear that she was the one who got married."

"What does she know, her? Parents' orders, matchmaker's words, such important matters are of course her mother's decision!" An He's expression twisted, "I said she went to greet the bride and greet her!!!"

"Heh." Zhao Xunyin said, "What's so arrogant about being a mother-in-law?"

After An He heard the word "mother-in-law", the string of rationality in her brain broke instantly. It was really murderous and shameless. Do you think she can accept it?

The daughter that I have raised for more than 20 years has never given me a good look. The only time I gave her a good look was when I told her that her Chinese cabbage was smashed. An He really couldn't stand this blow. With a smug look, they were so angry that the two of them immediately moved their hands.

They are both in their 60s and [-]s, and they fight like three-year-olds, pulling at each other's hair and refusing to let go. In the end, Qi Yu, who woke up with his wife after sleeping, persuaded him to leave.

In fact, Zhao Nanxun is also a little tsundere in his bones. The marriage was too sudden. In addition, Guan Shan Tingyu, who had no conscience, frightened Zhao Nanxun so much that Zhao Nanxun was in bed at night. Discussed the divorce with Qi Yu.

Qi Yu's attitude towards divorce is also very clear: Widowed or never.

Zhao Nanxun: I don't know if I should say a sentence or not.

Zhao Nanxun felt more and more that Qi Yu, who had merged two personalities after the operation, was really unreasonable, and he was more and more fond of acting like a domineering president.

Heh, to actually engage in such fancy things with my cutie.

So when Zhao Nanxun was sleeping that night, he didn't give Qi Yu a good look. Qi Yu didn't know what was wrong. She just got married and didn't want to be single again, so she finally searched on the Internet search engine " What should I do to coax my wife when she is angry?" After that, Qi Yu put on a cold face and promised to send Zhao Nanxun a new car.

Limited edition, Aston Martin.

Pay in full.

Zhao Nanxun smiled happily on the spot, hugged Qi Yu's pretty face and took two bites, one mouthful and one wife screamed very happily.

…Most of the time, Zhao Nanxun was easy to understand. Qi Yu sullenly added the answers found on that page as bookmarks.

Very, very quietly.

After coaxing his wife, the little boss woke up in a very good mood, but it didn't last too long, because as soon as he opened the door, he heard the sound of Zhao Xunyin and An He fighting in the living room, and Qi Yu pulled them away Afterwards, An He was very angry and insisted on asking her for an explanation.

"...What do you want me to say?" Qi Yu asked.

An He's shawl is not at all like an elegant lady: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about!? Qi Yu, Qi Yu, look at yourself! Doesn't it happen that you are 186 tall? Is it on top!?"

Qi Yu said with a cold face, "This has nothing to do with you."

An He felt that his heart was going to be broken, no one could accept this matter, so Qi Yu, who was so Yu so A, would be a lying 0, it was like the sky had no eyes! ! !

"Why don't you have anything to do with me? Do you know what I'm arguing with Zhao Xunyin now!?" An He burst into tears as soon as he said they flowed out.

Good guy, I've never been so good at acting. If I had been like this earlier, I might have become popular back then, and I wouldn't have married Boss Qi as a noble wife just to want to be popular.

"She said I'm just a mother-in-law, and you're going to marry into their Zhao family!"

Qi Yu nodded, and didn't feel that there was anything to tangle with this sentence.

"Yes," she said coldly, "that's right."

An He's expression was terribly stiff: "...you say it again?"

An He still can't accept this fact, she brags to others every day how aggressive her daughter is, but now it ends up being a victim! ?

Qi Yu frowned, feeling that his mother really had a problem with understanding, "I married Zhao Nanxun, what else do you not understand?"

An He: "..."

There is nothing else I don’t understand, I’m just struggling with one point: If I strangle you to death now, can I regenerate a more aggressive daughter?

An He regretted that the world was like this! ! !

***

The marriage between Zhao Nanxun and Qi Yu quickly exploded the Internet. After receiving the certificate from Qi Yu, her secretaries very simply and decisively mosaiced the key information of their marriage certificate and hung it up on Qi Yu. Tian Group's official website.

Of course, he posted the news on Weibo very thoughtfully.

The Qitian Group is famously rich, and Qi Yu is a well-known diamond king and fifth child. He married as soon as he said he got married, and there was no sign at all. A few days ago, the two of them even refuted the rumor that they were just childhood friends.

Good guy, I got married today.

It turns out that this is the legendary childhood sweetheart friend.

get.

The group company is so big, so there are naturally many media and artists that cooperate with it. After everyone learned that Yingnian, the young owner of Qitian Group, got married early, they reposted and spread friendship.

Zhao Nanxun once felt that she was offended by this, and she even talked about it with Qi Yu: "Sister, you can't do it, right? What if we leave after the trouble is known to everyone? I still want to Don't you want to lose face? Don't you know that I have many little fans? No, I still have many little fans."

After all, Zhao Nanxun used to be a professional e-sports player, and it is well known that there are more fans than girls.

This is also something that Qi Yu is very dissatisfied with.

It's okay after Zhao Nanxun finished saying this, the situation has become like this, and she didn't think about changing anything, after all, she was the one who married Qi Yu.

Although the process was a bit too fast, the result is still very satisfactory.

In the end, what he never expected was that Qi Yu's Mensao actually turned around and bought the front pages of all the newspapers for a week.

The news of their marriage was posted on it.

My good fellow, now there is a lot of trouble, and it is famous all over the country.

Zhao Nanxun: "..."

Zhao Nanxun: "??????"

"Aren't you poisonous?!" Zhao Nanxun felt that he was becoming less and less aware of what was going on in Qi Yu's mind. Isn't this person always the most low-key?

What the hell is this going to do? ? ?

And aren't the styles of the last two generations of their Qi family all diligent and thrifty in housekeeping?Why did Qi Yu suddenly change his painting style after getting married at the age of 26 - Zhao Nanxun thought it was very strange.

But Qi Yu still had that dead face all day long. On the seventh day after the two of them got their marriage certificates, after people all over the country knew that Zhao Nanxun and Qi Yu were a legal couple, the two of them The family finally sat down calmly and talked about the wedding.

Since ancient times, it is easy to get a certificate and it is difficult to hold a wedding, especially for a family like two families. The real marriage is a matter between two families. Just about whether to hold a Western-style wedding or a Chinese-style wedding, Zhao Xunyin and An He quarreled again. After more than an hour, Shi Nanbei finally made the decision and said to do Chinese style.

Back then, she and Zhao Xunyin held a western-style wedding. Western-style weddings are good everywhere, and the style of painting is also very beautiful, but they don’t engage in Chinese-style bands, and Shi Nanbei didn’t let Shi Nanbei play her favorite suona at the wedding. A lifetime of regret in her heart.

But that's okay, she can blow it at her daughter's wedding now.

It's a pity that her idea was ruthlessly rejected by Qi Yu: "It's fine to have a Chinese wedding, but you can't play musical instruments on stage."

It's not that Qi Yu has any opinion on her as a mother-in-law, it's that when she was born, Shi Nanbei's earth-shattering "Summer of Kikujiro" is too memorable for people.

Once again, she would rather jump off the building.

Shi Nanbei felt it was very unfair. Before she could utter her rebuttal, all the people present agreed with Qi Yu's words. They all agreed that Shi Nanbei was not suitable for playing any musical instrument—except the piano.

Shi Nanbei: Hey, hey.

After sorting out the black hole of Shi Nanbei's musical instrument, it is very easy to talk about the unknown after the wedding. After three days and three nights of tug-of-war between the two families, it is mainly Zhao Xunyin and An He, the best friends, Qi Yu and Zhao The wedding in Nanxun was scheduled for September in late autumn, and it was a Chinese wedding.

Qi Yu was the one to welcome the bride, while Zhao Nanxun was waiting to be picked up in the wedding room.

...It's not that Zhao Nanxun didn't want to go to greet the relatives, but she resolutely gave up this idea after thinking that the person who went to greet the relatives in a Chinese-style wedding would be embarrassed by the bride's best man and bridesmaid.

Sorry, she's just so spineless.

The day of their wedding was breezy in autumn, a rare fine weather, and the whole process of the wedding went very smoothly, except for Qi Yu who was embarrassed by Zhao Nanxun's bridesmaids during the wedding reception.

The first to bear the brunt is Qi Yu's good sister: Guan Shan Tingyu.

"If you want to pick up the bride, you can go, but you have to give some red envelopes first, right?" Guan Shan Tingyu wore a suit and combed his hair like a groom.

With a straight face, Qi Yu took out a large handful of red envelopes from his pocket and handed them over, Guan Shan listened to the rain and harvested them very quickly, but he didn't move away from himself at all after collecting them: "How is this enough? "

She slowly took out a QR code from her pocket, "Sister, do you understand what I mean?"

Qi Yu: "..."

Do not understand.

But she couldn't pick up the bride if she didn't understand, so she was forced to take out her mobile phone and scan 99 yuan for Guan Shan Tingyu.

Zhao Nanxun was originally in the new house, but after hearing Guan Shan Tingyu's voice message from Alipay, he wished he could take off his clothes and become a bridesmaid on the spot.

Good guy, it turns out that being a bridesmaid can receive so many red envelopes, if she had known earlier, what kind of bride would she be? !

"Is it alright?" Qi Yu asked.

Guan Shan Tingyu was very satisfied after receiving the money, but he still didn't leave: "Sister, you know the traditional virtues of our country. If you want to take the bride away, you have to recite a poem, right? It's best to match the two of you." love story."

Qi Yu's eyes looked as if he wanted to kill someone: "..."

Guan Shan listened to Yu Da and was looked at by her mother Shi Qingyu every day since he was a child, and he was not at all afraid, "Hurry up and memorize it, if you are late, you will not be able to catch up with the good time."

Zhao Nanxun also pricked up her ears in the new house with a bouquet of flowers. She also knew very well which poem Qi Yu would use to summarize their love story.

The people outside the door were silent for half a minute, and then they recited the poem coldly: "Heaven will send a great mission to the people, and they must first suffer from their hearts and minds, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and drive them into chaos. What they do is to move their heart and tolerance, to increase what they cannot. People persist in their mistakes, and then they can correct them. They are trapped in their hearts, weighed in their worries, and then they are acted.

Zhao Nanxun: "..."

Zhao Nanxun: "??????"

His meow Qi Yu, do you still want to get married? !

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