Kneel down!call mom!

Under Tang Yuanyuan's wit, Jiu Tun boy's alcoholism was temporarily restrained. Why is it temporary? She knows her son too well, and she can suppress it for more than half a year at most after a certain time. what to do.

But after that, all kinds of behaviors were much more obedient than before, and there were no other side effects except that she couldn't see Tang Yuanyuan drinking.

As long as Tang Yuanyuan picked up the wine bottle, Jiu Tun Douzi, who had not drunk too much, hurried to stop it, even if Tang Yuanyuan was only holding pineapple beer with no strength.

"...Don't be so nervous." Tang Yuanyuan put the canned pineapple beer back dumbfounded, but because Jiu Tun's eyes were too frightened, she thought about how she felt.

"You'd better stop drinking." Jiu Tuntong finally understood the reason why Yasha was very timid every time he saw Tang Yuanyuan angry.

May I ask who in this supermarket is not afraid of this devil except Hongye.

Tang Yuanyuan shrugged and changed a bottle of yogurt. Thinking that Yasha had contracted all the recent dishwashing work, she felt that the child had worked too hard, so she took another can of canned oranges.

In the resting living room on the second floor, Yasha is lying on the sofa enjoying today's delicacy in the world. The big jar of five catties is enough for a normal person to eat for a few days. I can finish it.

At this time, he was looking at the last two bites and hesitating whether to save them for dinner. Tang Yuanyuan passed by at this time, and a brand new can appeared in front of him.

Asking Yasha's heart at this time, I am afraid that he has the idea of ​​kneeling down and calling Dad.

But on the surface, he was still as cold as an iceberg: "Why, do you still have something to do with me?"

Having said that, the speed of grabbing the cans to his back was not slow, and by the way, he guarded the surroundings vigilantly, lest someone would rob him.

The scene is actually quite cute. When Yasha was young, Tang Yuanyuan did not limit his intake of canned oranges because he was too cute, but the price was painful. Within a few years, several teeth of the eldest son broke down. Fortunately, he was old New ones can grow out when she is young, otherwise she will have a mouth full of black teeth when she grows up...Tang Yuanyuan will probably regret it to death.

After that, it was limited to one can a day, no more than three cans, and it has continued until now.

"It's okay, can I bring you canned food?" Tang Yuanyuan waved her hand, and Yasha, who was in a good mood, came over and let her hands rub his head, even when the corners were pinched, she didn't choke.

It wasn't until she stopped that Yasha tentatively said, "Is there any more canned food for you to touch later?" It seemed that Tang Yuanyuan was giving the canned food in exchange.

"Hahaha, what are you thinking, I just don't want to touch your horns for the can, so why don't you let me touch them?" She snapped and gave the silly boy a chestnut.

Yasha leaned back unhappily, finished the rest in two or three bites, then solemnly opened the new can, and made a very difficult decision after pondering for a while.

"Hey, do you want to eat?"

With their current familiarity, Tang Yuanyuan really didn't expect Yasha to share the happy jar with her. Even though this experience is not unfamiliar to her, the two concepts are different.

This is the source of a good mood for the day. The relieved Tang Yuanyuan deliberately forked a very small one, and then Yasha snatched the fork and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Can you grow taller by eating so little? How can a 13-year-old human being be as short as you?"

Hardened, old heart!

Tang Yuanyuan swallowed a mouthful of canned oranges helplessly, and then was stuffed again. Her body does not match her soul. Even if she eats milk and bone soup every day, it is not bad for her to be so tall.

It is estimated that it will not exceed 1.6 meters after adulthood.

The stomach capacity of human beings is not as good as that of monsters, Yasha couldn't eat for a long time after being fed, and she fooled him by saying that she had something to do with Hongye, so she could leave the scene.

As usual, Hongye was taking care of the flowers and plants she raised, while Shuten-douji looked at her intentionally or unintentionally not far away.

Tang Yuanyuan saw that Jiu Tun was also here, and suddenly remembered the question about the other cub.

Since ancient times, the bald donkeys in Heianjing have known that where there are red leaves, there must be wine ton, and where there is wine ton, there must be a young man.

To be honest, she really found it strange that she hadn't seen Ciqiuqiu for several days after meeting Tunzi.

"Jiu Tun, I always hear you mention Dajiangshan, how about telling me about Dajiangshan?"

Tang Yuanyuan looked like a human girl who had never seen the world, and moved a small horse to listen to the ghost king's story about Dajiangshan.

"Why do you want to hear this?" Looking at Tang Yuanyuan's longing eyes, Jiu Tuntong felt a little proud of his great country. He simply put down the ghost gourd behind his back and sat on it, ready to tell the little girl a story The preparation: "But it's okay to tell you, let's talk, what do you want to hear about?"

Tang Yuanyuan liked Jiu Tun's boldness, so she directly pointed out what she wanted to ask: "Another monster in Ojiangshan, Ibaraki Doji."

"..." Shuten-douji's expression suddenly became particularly indescribable, like eating half a fly after eating noodles.

"Why didn't you say anything?"

"Excuse me, farewell!"

The existence of Ibaraki-douji hit Shuten-douji too hard, he turned around and went into the supermarket, and he didn't even want the ghost gourd.

"What's the matter, little brother? Did Ibaraki do something wicked?"

Tang Yuanyuan raised her head and asked the red leaves, who were gracefully cutting the flower branches, and got a smile from the beauty.

Hongye would not refuse anything Tang Yuanyuan said, so she put down her work and told her about the bad things between Shuten and Ibaraki.

"Coincidentally, the concubine just happened to know, and the concubine will tell you slowly."

Tang Yuanyuan has always liked Hongye's coquettish way of speaking, she pricked up her ears attentively, and then listened to a strange story that could be written into a joke by sand sculpture netizens in modern times.

It happened not long after Shuten fell in love with Hongye at first sight. At that time, Hongye didn't dislike Jiuten as much as now. Girls, it's normal for a few people to chase after her, so she just ignored her after resolutely refusing.

But this matter happened to be known by a certain Ibaraki. In a sense, Ibaraki, who is like an idiot, didn't think there was anything wrong with Shuten. He directly believed that Hongye had deceived his best friend, and wanted to persuade Jiutun Hongye Wuya to turn around and do it.But Shuten's feelings for Hongye are real, so Ibaraki couldn't bear to speak ill of his sweetheart, and when he got excited, he just wanted to do it, but Ibaraki was more excited than him when he saw that he was going to do it.

'Dominate my body!Best friend! '

May I ask who can fight with the other party after hearing this?At least Shuten's reaction was to leave behind his back.

"And then?" Tang Yuanyuan listened with gusto, but based on her understanding of the cub, she wouldn't change her face just because of this incident.

"Then? Then Ibaraki Doji found his concubine?" Hongye recalled the first time she saw Ibaraki, and threw out a big bomb with a complicated expression: "But what I saw was a country and a city. What about the big beauty, the kind of girl."

"...huh???" There was too much information in Hongye's words, Tang Yuanyuan couldn't help being a little dazed.

"He came in front of my concubine, told me to stay away from Jiu Tun Doji, and said that my concubine was not as good-looking as him, and I didn't deserve that drunkard." Hongye became angry when he thought of this: "He didn't I figured it out, it was Jiu Tun-douji who insisted on not leaving! For this reason, I got into a fight with Jiu Tun-douji, telling him not to appear in front of my concubine, and now I only endured it for Yuanzi's sake Woolen cloth."

"Be good~ I'll find some beautiful fabrics to make clothes for you tonight." Tang Yuanyuan, who had never expected Ibaraki to be able to act like this, had already automatically made up the rest of the plot based on the characters of the boys.

"I guess Jiu Tun came over and explained that Ibaraki is a man, and then did you treat him as a gay, thinking that he chased you to cover up his true sexuality?"

"In the end, although I knew it was just a misunderstanding, I just went with the result and avoided being entangled by Jiu Tun, right?"

Seeing Hongye's expression on her face, Tang Yuanyuan almost burst out laughing as she clutched her stomach.

Which monster stall can hold a moron like Ibaraki, other people's friends are giving assists, but Ibaraki is different, if he doesn't add trouble, he will be the second idiot among the bastards.

According to Tang Yuanyuan's estimate, even if Ibaraki died like this, I probably wouldn't realize it. After going out for a while, I should look for Shuten all over the world. It won't take long to find it here, and I can see this one myself. What can Xiao Zuojing do after losing his memory?

To be honest, Tang Yuanyuan still had a preference for Ciqiu. This kid had listened to the two since he was a child, one was her and the other was Jiu Tun.She looks pretty, and she looks better in a small skirt than many girls, and she yells "Grandma" stickily, which melts the hearts of future generations.

Originally, Tang Yuanyuan basically raised him as a daughter, and she was reluctant to beat her for a while, but when she was young, Ibaraki was worthy of the title of a small workman. She was fine under her nose, but when she was out of sight, she would do all kinds of things to death, playing with fire in the bed, throwing firecrackers in the latrine Everything is the basic operation, and finally made himself the top of the beaten list.

No matter how skinny the cub is, Tang Yuanyuan thought of Ibaraki's eyes with a smile, so she wasn't laughing at Jiu Tun for being tricked for so many years.

"I don't know how long it will take for the little bastard to find him..."

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Ibaraki Doji in the distance suddenly sneezed and frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Could it be that...a close friend is thinking about him?

He thought it was really possible, but he almost didn't smell Shuten-douji when he searched around Heian-kyo, except for one place——

That woman's place.

After a little comparison of the importance of the two, Ibaraki chose to set off on his way.

The big monster was at full speed, and within a few days he saw a maple forest that made people feel irritable. Ibaraki, who was in a bad mood, habitually squatted down and touched the silver bell on his ankle, and the riot in his heart eased. Slow down.

"It's just a weak banshee, but an existence that can be killed with one finger." Under his control, the evil spirit around Ibaraki Doji spread out, covering the entire Maple Leaf Forest under his pressure .

"Come on, dear friend, if you're really here.

"Come and fight with me!"

......

The powerful coercion enveloped the Maple Leaf Forest, Shuten Doji was the first to notice it, and the first thing he thought of was Tang Yuanyuan, who was physically fragile as a human being.

Ibaraki Doji's demonic coercion did not restrain at all, and even weaker monsters would be squeezed out of blood. He didn't dare to imagine what Tang Yuanyuan would become, so he rushed into her room quickly, and the words of concern almost blurted out:

"Yuanzi! Are you okay!"

But Tang Yuanyuan was not as miserable as he imagined, and even greeted him calmly than Jiu Tun herself, basically ignoring the surrounding monster power.

"Hey, do you want to have a drink with me?"

"..."

Thinking about Tang Yuanyuan's drunkenness after drinking, Jiu Tun just wanted to say:

No drink, goodbye.