Kneel down!call mom!

When Tang Yuanyuan was transported to the warehouse with the feather duster, the empty wine bottles next to Jiu Tun Dou had piled up into a hill, and the whole cub was in a state of confusion.

He was so dazed that he didn't recognize who Tang Yuanyuan was. Although he felt a little afraid of her existence, Jiu Tun was cowardly, and Jiu Tun was not afraid at all at the moment, and even raised the bottle to try to invite her to drink with him.

Tang Yuanyuan was in a complicated mood. Who would have thought that the time it took for her to change her clothes, the wine bottles were piled up on the floor.

Shuten-douji, the culprit, was still harming her sake face to face.

"...Have you had enough?"

"No, I still want to drink." Jiu Tun heard Tang Yuanyuan's voice very familiar, his cheeks were flushed from drunkenness, and his body trembled subconsciously to remind him, but he ignored this abnormality.

"Why do you feel so familiar, has this uncle seen you?"

"Are you sure you want to drink?"

Tang Yuanyuan didn't answer Jiu Tun's words, but turned to ask him, her voice was so gentle that water dripped out, she used her ingenuity to snatch the wine bottle that Jiu Tun was about to open and put it on the shelf, threw the feather duster back into the system space, pinched it with two fingers She pulled Da Jiangshan Ghost King's face from side to side without much strength, but the grimaces she made could ease her bad mood a bit.

Other demon wines are not strong enough, but Moutai is enough to make Jiu Tun Douzi fall into a state where he can't regain his composure, and even breaks into pieces when he is drunk.Tang Yuanyuan, who knew what was going on with her son, gave up the idea of ​​beating him up on the spot after seeing how drunk Jiu Tun was.

I can't remember hitting it, it's useless except it hurts.

"Yeah, I still want to drink." Shuten Doji nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, the image of an adult male didn't match his behavior at all, it felt like... acting like a baby?

That's right, just kidding.

But Tang Yuanyuan is a kind and principled granny, no matter how petted she is, it is impossible to give him alcohol again, because she has dealt with drunk Tunzi a lot before, and she is very familiar with handling it.

"Hey, you've drank so much, you'll have a headache tomorrow."

Anyway, Jiu Tun would be broken after sleeping, so there was no need to pretend right now, Tang Yuanyuan rubbed his hair affectionately, then pushed a delivery cart from the warehouse and let him sit on it.

Although the drunk Jiu Tun said no, his body sat on the cart honestly, obediently and motionless, looking at Tang Yuanyuan's face without blinking.

"You seem... a little familiar, I have seen you before!"

After watching him all the way, until he pushed the person to the elevator and reached the door of the room, the alcoholic said something again, which was the first question he asked when they met.

"Yes, yes, I've seen it." Tang Yuanyuan, who had a lot of experience in fooling alcoholics, opened the door, helped him sit on the bed, and saw Jiu Tun looking at her with a silly smile.

"Then why doesn't my uncle remember?"

Jiu Tuntong's head hurt, he covered his forehead impatiently, and frowned, but unfortunately he couldn't find any traces of Tang Yuanyuan's existence from his chaotic memory for a long time, and the few flashing scenes were not what he wanted. Looking for it, the more I think about it, the more my brain hurts.

At this moment, a prompt came from the system: [Warning, Shuten-doji's mental fluctuations are too high, and the host is advised to take immediate action. 】

[Otherwise the consequences will be borne by Shikigami himself. 】

"Mr. System, prepare the potion, candy-flavored."

Tang Yuanyuan said to the system secretly in her heart, but in reality she tapped Shuten-douji's forehead with her finger, and let all the little spiritual power cultivated from this weak body be instilled into the cub, which made her not very good at all. His face paled a lot.

Sure enough, Jiu Tun-douji's expression eased, and he grabbed Tang Yuanyuan's hand and rubbed her face against the back of her hand, making it a little itchy.

Hey, there is only so much spiritual power, and it can't be squeezed out any more.

Unless you want Grandma's life!

Tang Yuanyuan ruthlessly pushed Jiu Tun's big face away, opened the cub's mouth and poured the medicine down.

Then, with Shuten-douji's unhappy expression on his face, he took off his shoes and put the quilt on the bed.

"You haven't...answered my uncle's question yet." The potion took effect very quickly, and Kung Fu Jiutun could not even open his eyes for a while, but he still stubbornly wanted to find an answer from Tang Yuanyuan.

After waking up with alcohol, the fragments would be broken, and she also took the medicine. Tang Yuanyuan exposed her identity brazenly. She walked to the door and said to him before leaving.

"Okay, I can tell you, but you have to sleep obediently, and we will settle the ledger when you wake up."

"Tunzi, I'm Grandma~"

"Good night."

As soon as the words were finished, Tang Yuanyuan disappeared into the room, as if she had never appeared before. At the same time, Shuten Doji fell into a deep sleep.

The release of spiritual power was refreshing for a while, but after being sent back to the bedroom by the system, Tang Yuanyuan felt that she had become a salted fish, lying on the bed unable to move, as if half of her soul had escaped from her body.

While helping to fix it, the system scolded Tang Yuanyuan for not cherishing her temporary body: [Although the fit is not very high, it is troublesome to find a similar one. Can you save me some trouble? 】

It is impossible to worry, and it is impossible to worry in this life.

Tang Yuanyuan smiled softly, but she couldn't do anything about it. A mother just couldn't bear to see her son suffer, so she moved her body without turning her head.

"Don't worry, it will take you until you are an adult at most. When the time comes, I will go to the Yinyang House to get points to buy you, and we will retire together."

【Hey, it's not necessary, who let me board your thief ship? 】

The system has failed.

It took a whole night for Tang Yuanyuan's body to return to its usual state. She squinted for a while in the early morning, and she became a lively hero again.

Anticipating that it would be impossible to wake up early if there was a hangover and no one called, Tang Yuanyuan was not in a hurry, and took Hongye and Yasha to eat a hearty breakfast, and then went to Xingshi with two bottles of Erguotou to interrogate her.

Shuten-douji heard the knock on the door while he was half asleep and half awake, and when he realized it, he found that it was already daylight, but he was staying in the room.

Could it be his hallucination?But his current state is obviously that he drank a lot of wine the night before, and he also remembers that he took action.

"Open the door! Jiu Tun-douji! Open the door! If you have the ability to steal wine and drink, open the door if you have the ability!" Tang Yuanyuan knocked on the door very quickly, with an upright momentum that would not leave without knocking: "Don't hide inside! Scream, I know you're home! Open the door, open the door! Shuten-douji, open the door!"

"..." Not to mention, after hearing this, Shuten-douji really didn't want to open the door, and walked back and forth thinking of countermeasures.

But dodging is useless, especially if the door is not locked.

Soon Jiuten saw Tang Yuanyuan's smiling face and... the feather duster in her hand.

The scene is particularly reminiscent of a horror movie.

"How did you know."

"You were drunk last night, and Yasha brought you back." Tang Yuanyuan lied so that her face was not red and her heart was beating.

Jiu Tun, who was "informed", chose to confess.

It stands to reason that it is not a big deal to resist the beating of ordinary human beings, but the sense of threat from the feather duster is too terrifying, and Jiu Tun himself is a bit inexplicably childish in front of Tang Yuanyuan, so how to get a way out from the feather duster's lust has become a problem. The top priority in his heart.

He tried to defend himself, but he didn't hold out much hope himself.

"That's what my uncle did when he was drunk. Is it necessary to worry about it after it's over?"

"you're right."

What Jiu Tun Dozi didn't expect was that Tang Yuanyuan affirmed his statement and put the feather duster aside.

"I didn't come here to beat you up. In fact, I blame myself. I shouldn't restrict you from drinking and let you run into the warehouse in the middle of the night. Hey, it's all my fault."

"Hey, you..." Shuten-douji took a step back in horror.

"Didn't I bring wine to apologize to you? Come on, let's settle down after drinking these bottles. I won't stop you from drinking as much as you want. How about it?" The smile on Tang Yuanyuan's face can be as sincere as it is .

It was obvious that he had dug a hole to prepare for Jiu Tun, but the proposal was too good, and Tang Yuanyuan was very talkative from the beginning, so he just nodded and agreed after a little hesitation.

The wine that Tang Yuanyuan prepared was not demon wine, but just two small bottles of ordinary Erguotou. For Jiutun, pouring it down was no different from drinking water.

"Sorry, I'm a human being, and I don't drink very well. If you drink such a bottle of demon wine, you will sleep for several days. I can only trouble you to drink with me."

Her words greatly reduced Jiu Tun's curiosity, he took a gulp of the bottle boldly, and Tang Yuanyuan who was opposite him was not to be outdone, and quickly drank the whole bottle of wine.

Up to 2 minutes after Tang Yuanyuan finished drinking, Jiu Tun Doji didn't notice anything, until the moment the woman picked up the feather duster again, he finally felt something was wrong.

A bottle of Erguotou is not much better than water in wine, but it is different for Tang Yuanyuan, it is enough to make her drunk.

The drunken Tang Yuanyuan liberated her nature, the distorted smile on her mouth and the Yaksha who killed her head were [-]% like ten to ten, and she used a feather duster to forcefully use eighteen kinds of weapons.

The combination of ordinary wooden sticks and chicken feathers is a scorching pain when hit on the body, which is enough to make any monster remember it fresh.

This day is probably the most memorable day for Jiu Tun Yaosheng, even the first meeting with Hongye is ranked third, and by the way, the second meeting is the first meeting with Tang Yuanyuan.

The sourness of being beaten but not daring to fight back, all monsters are worth having.

After beating the child, Tang Yuanyuan fell asleep, and Hongye, who happened to come to chat with someone, saw Tang Yuanyuan lying on the ground, panicked and came over to check her body.

After discovering that he was drunk, he scolded Jiu Tun Douzi because he had led Yuan Zi to death.

Shuten-douji: I can't express my suffering.jpg

When Tang Yuanyuan woke up and asked her what was going on, Jiu Tun Doji got a nonsense answer.

"In ancient times, Mr. Cao killed people in his dreams. Coincidentally, I am very similar to Mr. Cao." Tang Yuanyuan took a sip of sober tea leisurely, her eyes were clear, and she didn't look like she was drunk at all (actually, she had been arrested by the system. cleans the body of alcohol):

"I'm so drunk."

"..."

"But don't worry about my little problems, it doesn't matter if Jiu Tun wants to drink." Tang Yuanyuan smiled and showed her little canine teeth:

"It's just that when I see someone drunk in front of me, I can't help but drink with him. Let's drink together."

"I'm an ordinary human being, so I thought it wouldn't hurt to smoke someone, right, Master Shuten?"

Shuten-douji: ... MMP

It doesn't hurt a wool! ! !