Kneel down!call mom!

"By the way, it's boring to be two people, you come together too, let's get to know each other well in the wine market."

Everyone here, except for Ibaraki, knows that drinking with Tang Yuanyuan is basically nothing good. Hongye is fine, knowing that Tang Yuanyuan will not beat her, but Shuten and Yasha's expressions are not very good.

The two quickly tried every means to escape from the wine table where Tang Yuanyuan was present.

"My uncle should go to bed early at night. Didn't you say that if you stay up late and lose your hair, I don't want to be bald at a young age."

Yesha's reason reminded Tang Yuanyuan of her many bald colleagues in Yinyang Liao, which was reasonable. Looking at his long reddish-brown hair, Tang Yuanyuan, who didn't want his son to become bald, nodded easily.

Seeing that this method is feasible, Jiu Tun-douzi also tried to use the same excuse to avoid the drink appointment from Tang Yuanyuan.

"My uncle also wants to..."

"No, you don't want to." Looking at Jiu Tun's lush hair, Tang Yuanyuan felt that she seemed too easy to fool: "If you want to use this excuse, should you hide your mess first?"

"But it's okay if you really don't want to go tonight. We'll drink alone tomorrow morning."

In short, Shuten-doji can run well on the first day of the junior high school, but can't run on the fifteenth day.

"...I'll go." It was difficult for Jiu Tun to say the words. For the first time in his life, he felt that having too much hair was not a good thing.

And Ibaraki is still self-serving at this moment to mock Yaksha's long hair that has fallen so badly: "Oh, the hair of my best friend and I won't fall out, how could I miss the dinner party like these weak monsters, it's really embarrassing .”

Ibaraki, wake up!It's poor how we are! ! !If it weren't for being under Tang Yuanyuan's nose, Shuten Doji almost wanted to open Ibaraki's brain to see what he was thinking.

No one can change the accomplished fact, Shuten has given up hope that Ibaraki will not cheat him, but since he is already with him, he has to find a way to make Ibaraki less beaten at night.

The meaning of Ibaraki Doji to Shuten is different. Even if Jiuten doesn't want to admit it, he can't help it. After all, he was the one who saw him at the beginning of the memory. He told Shuten that the ghost king of Dajiangshan was his identity, saying that he was him. So even if Ibaraki Doji went to the sky, he didn't really break up with him other than ignoring him.

Waiting for midnight is tormenting, but that is for Jiu Tun. Tang Yuanyuan is very happy. She sits leisurely on the sofa in the living room knitting a sweater and sings: "I love you deeply ~You love an idiot~Idiots don’t love you~You still knit sweaters for idiots~”

After picking out the last thread, Tang Yuanyuan picked it up and compared it to Ibaraki. It seemed that the sweater was knitted for this idiot.

"..." Ibaraki Doji, who could clearly hear what Tang Yuanyuan sang before, fell into deep thought, feeling as if he was being treated as an idiot.

Tang Yuanyuan: Isn't it? ? ?

For the dinner in the evening, Tang Yuanyuan specially called Ibaraki Doji's favorite restaurant in Yin Yang Liao and ordered a large table of good wine and food. The takeaway box has the function of heat preservation. move.

"Although you are monsters, it's not good to drink on an empty stomach. Let's have a full meal first." When you are full, you can go on the road.

Tang Yuanyuan didn't eat by herself, she held her face and looked at the two of them gently, as if she was watching the piggies at home eat and grow meat.

The food tasted good, and it was all Ibaraki Doji's favorite food. With bright eyes, he stuffed another big mouthful of meat into his mouth, and the whole monster's hair was smoothed out.

A monster killed more than half of a table of food, and then lazily leaned on the chair and looked at the lamp on Ceiling Mountain. Tang Yuanyuan could tell from that look that she wanted to jump up and remove the lamp.

Before he could take action, Tang Yuanyuan asked in the same gentle voice as the previous sentence: "Are you full?"

"I am full?"

"That's good." After speaking, Tang Yuanyuan took out her long-prepared wine bottle, and at the same time, the system notified that the feather duster had been upgraded, and she could beat the brat anytime.

"Hey, Yuanzi, why don't you forget about it today." Jiu Tun tried to plead for Ibaraki, even though he himself thought it was impossible, and compared his heart to heart, the broken legs of Ibaraki were all his own fault.

Jiu Tun's intercession was still useful to Tang Yuanyuan, and she hesitated whether to move the call to another day.

But Ibaraki Doko felt that Jiu Tun was worried about making Tang Yuanyuan feel inferior in terms of drinking volume, and said disdainfully: "Let's drink with her! My friend, although she is your friend, you can't be too spoiled and let her go, is it possible?" The two of us can't drink her?"

"...my uncle can't save you." Go to die.

In this way, Ibaraki temporarily broke the boat of friendship, and Tang Yuanyuan was finally able to pour a whole bottle of Erguotou into her stomach.

Hongye got the news from Tang Yuanyuan before, so after seeing her pick up the wine bottle, she walked out gracefully.

The only Shuten-douji left now doesn't want to care about the shit about Ibaraki-douji, he just lays down on the sofa next to him, closes his eyes, he doesn't want to know what will happen in a while.

"Hey, Ibaraki, let's have some snacks in the future." Tang Yuanyuan took advantage of the last minute of sobriety, and began to persuade the son earnestly, but all she got was an impatient glance from Ibaraki.

The moment her sanity disappeared, Tang Yuanyuan let herself go again.

Ibaraki, who didn't pay attention to Tang Yuanyuan's own strength at first, finally felt the threat from her. He trembled with excitement, clamoring to fight (beat) Tang Yuanyuan.

"Hahaha, finally can't help showing your true colors!" Ibaraki turned his head and complained to Shuten on the sofa: "My best friend! This woman is just deceiving you, she is not as weak as she appears Deceitful!"

"..." Shuten-douji, who was trying to reduce his sense of existence, was called out by Ibaraki, and almost jumped up to give him a kick.

Does Ibaraki need to say what kind of person Tang Yuanyuan is?It's not like he hasn't been beaten before!

Tang Yuanyuan from Shi Lezhi casually took out her newly upgraded old friend feather duster, and waved it twice to make a few rushing wind sounds.

How can I describe it? After hearing this voice, the two monsters from Dajiangshan present felt a little pain in their buttocks.

Shuten was really beaten once before, while Ibaraki had a complete soul memory.

He looked at the feather duster in Tang Yuanyuan's hand, his legs were so weak that he wanted to kneel down, and at the same time he felt that the vacancy in his heart had been successfully filled.

That's right, it's this guy!

All the clues are connected in series.

The person who can make him Ibaraki-douji unable to escape or fight, but it is very uncomfortable to say a heavy word, and he is even willing to bow his head and knees for her, there is only one possibility...

"You must be my true love!"

As soon as these words came out, Tang Yuanyuan, who was already drunk and sane, was so angry that she became a little sober: "Meow meow?"

Then he sank back into drunkenness with a new-found irascibility.

The upgraded feather duster is very useful. According to Tang Yuanyuan's mood, it automatically adjusts to the most painful gear for beating someone. Cooperating with her movements, she plays vigorously.

The technique is particularly skilled, aiming at the soft flesh of Ibaraki's body is a good meal, a total of 81 moves, dozens of times more than the ninety-nine and [-] times that Shuten received.

Tang Yuanyuan woke up the next day and felt that her arms were a little sore from excessive exertion. The headache caused by the hangover made her call the system in a daze.

"Help me sober up, it's so uncomfortable..."

The system is reliable, and Tang Yuanyuan's hangover state was relieved a lot in the next second. At the same time, the cold touch was also wiping her forehead, which felt like a towel.

Such a gentle movement, it should be my baby girl Hongye, but why the touch of fingers touching her face is a little rough, so it feels like the touch of a certain Ibaraki's claw...

"!!!"

Tang Yuanyuan opened her eyes in an instant, and in front of her was a magnified version of Ibaraki's stupid face because she was very close. His golden eyes burst out with surprise when he saw her.

"Beloved! You're awake!"

Ibaraki's head was covered with a few lumps from yesterday's beating, and his face was still red and swollen, but his energy couldn't be better, as if he had taken medicine.

What was the silly son calling her just now?

Tang Yuanyuan couldn't believe her ears, thinking that the whole world seemed to be unfriendly to her.

"I know, love, I treated you badly before, but after you hit me with this thing, I figured it out." Ibaraki put down the towel, and then took out the feather duster he had prepared in advance :

"My love! The way you hit me is so beautiful, I am willing to fall by your side! (Actually, my legs are weak)"

"I finally understand the meaning of nemesis! Beloved! I am completely vulnerable in front of you!"

"How about this treasure as a token of love between me and my beloved?"

Tang Yuanyuan: "..."

What hot shit was Ibaraki Doji talking about just now?

See if this is what people say!

"My love! Why are you dizzy again? My love!!!"

Before she fainted, Tang Yuanyuan was still humbly begging God for mercy, hoping it was just a dream.

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"Since when did Ibaraki become so passionate about that woman?"

Yasha, who missed a good show last night, listened to the movement inside the door, thinking that what he missed was not a night of memories, but a year.

Hongye herself was also very puzzled. Hearing the movement last night, Yuanzi should have just beaten Ibaraki Doji.

"The concubine went out after listening to Yuanzi's words. The drunkard has been inside. She should know what happened."

"No... happened... what..." Jiu Tun, who also had a few bags on his head, had already closed himself. The bags on his head were affected by Tang Yuanyuan, who was in a drunk state, because of Ibaraki's devil manipulation. product of.

Shuten-douji: If my uncle meddles in Ibaraki's business any more, I'll knit a sweater for him in women's clothing! ! !