Kneel down!call mom!
Chapter 11
The air pressure around Tang Yuanyuan was very low, and the three cubs who were very close to her felt it.
For Shuten and Yasha, this feeling is particularly impressive. Isn't this the pressure they felt from Tang Yuanyuan just before they were beaten?
The two cubs took two steps back at the same time, looked at Ibaraki sympathetically, and waited for Tang Yuanyuan to take out the feather duster.
Only the caring little padded jacket, Hongye, and Ibaraki tore and praised Tang Yuanyuan for her good looks, which greatly appease Tang Yuanyuan's mood of wanting to beat the cub.
She just met Ciqiu, and the slightly eccentric mother Tang Yuanyuan really didn't want to beat the cub, usually she couldn't stop her hand when she started, and she was really afraid that she would beat this little workman to death.
Therefore, the flowers that the two people who were eating melons had all withered, did not wait for the moment when Tang Yuanyuan made a move.
After adjusting, Tang Yuanyuan even gave Ibaraki a gentle smile: "Ibaraki Doji's character is really straightforward."
"Oh, as long as you have self-knowledge, don't you hurry up?"
"..."
Tang Yuanyuan was so angry that her hands trembled.
Tang Yuanyuan: Babe!Grandma doesn't want to hit you, can't you give me a chance!
Ibaraki, who didn't understand Grandma's painstaking efforts at all, raised his head proudly, and seemed to want to say something to hit Tang Yuanyuan who was already on the verge of breaking out.
Tang Yuanyuan was as terrifying as a volcano waiting to erupt. Judging from Yasha's experience of being beaten many times, if she was allowed to go on like this, none of them could escape except Hongye.
"Hey, Shuten-douji, aren't you the ghost king? Make Ibaraki-douji apologize, or we'll have to finish playing today."
"The conflict between her and Ibaraki will not affect my uncle." Jiu Tun frowned. If it was normal, it would be easy to talk about it, but Tang Yuanyuan looked terribly frightening at the moment, and he was particularly suspicious of inserting a sentence If so, just this barrel can explode.
But his intuition felt that what Yasha said was right, and Shuten decisively threw the ghost gourd on the Ibaraki wood, smashing a bag on his head: "Shut up, Ibaraki Doji."
Ibaraki's next provocative idea failed to be implemented, and it was not enjoyable enough, but his best friend had spoken, so he could only follow suit. He stopped unwillingly, and obediently handed over the ghost gourd that had just hit him .
As everyone knows, he was rescued by his best friend.
Nearly 10 minutes later, Jiu Tun saw that Hong Ye had coaxed her for a long time, so he dared to ask about Tang Yuanyuan's condition.
"Yuanzi, how are you doing now?"
Tang Yuanyuan, who was already going mad, wanted to get mad, but she couldn't let her anger out on the innocent boy, so she just shook her head slightly.
It stands to reason that with the degree of irritating Jing Ibaraki, Tang Yuanyuan should copy the guy to educate her children since she didn't say a word last time, but she still didn't do it, the reason is very simple——
The feather duster was thrown into the system space by her last night to be upgraded.
It is said that this upgrade will increase the pain level of the feather duster on the body, and it can also strengthen the body after beating. It also adds the function of the feather duster to automatically hit children.
Tang Yuanyuan would most likely not have chosen to upgrade if the cubs were thrown into Ping An Jing, but since she experienced Shuten and Yasha after amnesia, she didn't say anything, and she didn't hesitate to take the feather duster when she was notified at midnight Throw it to the system.
Now that Ibaraki, a little beast, is on the table, Tang Yuanyuan is very embarrassed, and it's not that she can't beat her with her hands, after all, she is sure that all the cubs will not resist when she strikes.But the big monster has rough skin and thick flesh, and without special tools, she wouldn't hurt even if her hands were numb after hitting it for a long time.
"If you don't want to see Ibaraki Doji, I will let him go now." Jiu Tun pressed Ibaraki's head and made him bow to Tang Yuanyuan: "Apologize quickly."
"Let me explain to a mere human..."
Bowing down to weak humans, this kind of humiliation should be unbearable for beating monsters, but strangely, Ibaraki Doji didn't feel humiliated at all, and even felt a little relieved: "... ..Feel sorry."
Even he himself didn't expect that an apology could be said so smoothly, a delicate face that was quite different from a strong personality was full of surprises, his eyes blinked, and suddenly he looked very cute.
A small expression wiped away the anger in Tang Yuan's heart, and she even sighed in her heart how cute her son is.
The youngest son, the eldest grandson, the lifeblood of the elderly, as the saying goes makes sense.Although Ibaraki was the first ssr that Tang Yuanyuan drew when she first came into contact with the game, but after she officially came into contact with Onmyolia and became an Onmyoji, she was taken home half a year later because of some problems. The shikigami cubs are at least half a year younger.
In addition to the favorability bonus of the first ssr, it is no wonder that Tang Yuanyuan prefers some... well, a lot.
But holding a good hand of cards can also make him hit the top of the hit list. In a sense, Ibaraki is also very powerful.
Tang Yuanyuan wondered more than once whether there was a problem with the way she raised her children. It is obvious that other people's family directly brought home adult ciqiqiu. Wait... She seems to have never seen it except herself Through other colleagues who raised Shikigami from babies.
And she dotes on Lianlian very much, but she has never been so irritating until she was an adult. In the end, Tang Yuanyuan could only blame Ibaraki's character on her nature.
"Hey, no need, just stay here. I'll help him clean up the room later." No matter what, there was no reason to drive her child out. Tang Yuanyuan looked at Ibaraki, who was suppressed by alcohol and couldn't lift her head, and stepped forward. You squeezed his face a little harder: "My name is Fujiwara Yuanko, don't be so annoying in the future."
She uses strong hands, but for a big monster, strength is not much different from stroking. To get rid of the little flirt that was constantly bubbling in her heart when her face was pinched, Ibaraki tried his best to make himself look dismissive of Tang Yuanyuan's strength attribute, But he froze when he heard her name.
"You are... Fujiwara Yuanko!" Ibaraki suddenly raised his head and looked directly at Tang Yuanyuan's face, she was as immature as a flower, and she was not even old enough to marry.
Is this what Yan Mo said was his nemesis?
What a joke, how could his Ibaraki Doji's natural enemy be a weak, bean sprouts who can't even be considered a woman!
At this time, the best way to prove is to kill the person on the spot, but unfortunately... When targeting Tang Yuanyuan, Ibaraki Doji faced a situation similar to that of a Yasha Shutun——
Can't do it.
Provoking with words is already restraining a considerable sense of discomfort, as if he is indeed being severely suppressed. What is shocking is that he does not repel this kind of suppression, and even enjoys it in his heart.
"Does Ibaraki Doji know me?" Tang Yuanyuan really didn't understand how this kid knew her name. She had stayed at home obediently for the past few years after time travel and rebirth.
"Tsk." Ibaraki Doji obviously didn't want to bring up this topic very much, so he simply turned his head away from her, even though Tang Yuanyuan asked several times but was unwilling to speak.
Snapped--
Without Tang Yuanyuan's own hands, Jiu Tun slapped it with a slap, and said concisely: "Say."
Then Ibaraki recruited all the causes and consequences, including the fact that he had gone to Fujiwara Castle to look for someone but failed to find him.
"...You didn't scare Madam, did you?" Tang Yuanyuan called the mother of this body Madam without necessity, and kept coaxing her. Anyway, she took up the body of another girl.
"Will I, Ibaraki-douji, attack a pregnant woman?" Only vicious monsters would do such evil in order to enhance their power. Whether it is a human monster or an animal, they always have compassion for their cubs, and Ibaraki-douji is no exception.
Tang Yuanyuan was relieved, and began to ask Ibaraki about various family matters, including the situation of the younger sisters she had been taking care of, and whether her younger brother's studies had progressed.
"..." It was simply that Ibaraki Doji, who had gone looking for someone in the past and left without staying, didn't know how to answer at all.
But his hesitation was taken by Jiu Tun as contempt for Tang Yuanyuan's reluctance to speak, and he gave him two more bangs.
"Forget it, forget it, I guess he can't remember clearly, I'll go back and have a look when I have time, don't hit him." Tang Yuanyuan held Jiu Tun back, guessing that Ibaraki didn't care about a group of human beings who were just ants to him. , the important thing is to let Jiu Tun beat her down now, it's a pity that she can't do it when the feather duster comes back at night.
But in Ibaraki's eyes, Tang Yuanyuan's behavior turned into interceding for him, which severely boosted his favorability.
"You..." Why did you speak for me, obviously I was so rude to you.
Tang Yuanyuan: "It's okay..." My old lady will help you remember, you can't run away at night.
The two talked like chicken and duck, but the strange thing is that they both got the same number.
Ibaraki finally calmed down, and temporarily stopped bothering Tang Yuanyuan, but he still didn't intend to admit that Tang Yuanyuan was special in his heart. He always felt that something was missing?
Of course, the feather duster was missing. If Tang Yuanyuan heard Ibaraki's inner voice, she would definitely answer him with actions.
The bald people all over the world know that Ibaraki's essence is a Shaking M, and treating Shaking M too much will make him want to do things, so Tang Yuanyuan, who is blinded by the cuteness of the bastard, can't see it. The system seems to know the host's Ibaraki The reason why the boy loves to make trouble so much - it's all because of his habit!
Tang Yuanyuan, who must report her vengeance, is so easy to talk today, which makes the monster feel a little flustered.
Yasha felt that something was wrong, so he whispered to Hongye quietly: "Is that woman a little too talkative today?"
"Hasn't Yuanzi always been so easy to talk to?" Hongye, who had never been beaten before, answered Yasha's question very sincerely.
Yasha was choked up for a moment: "My uncle asked the wrong person."
The current atmosphere cannot be described as the calm before the storm at all.
What Tang Yuanyuan said to Ibaraki next confirmed how deep the pit was.
"I've heard from Shuten long ago that Ibaraki-douji is very powerful, and I'm lucky to be able to come to the humble house. With such a powerful big monster coming, as the host, I should do my best to be a landlord no matter what."
"For monsters, midnight should be a very good time. If you don't mind, I will order a few small dishes at that time, let's...
have a drink? "
Jiu Tun gasped after hearing this, and desperately gave Ibaraki winks to make him refuse, but the essence of being smart is to do it knowingly, Ibaraki happily pretended not to see it, and resolutely agreed.
Human beings, let me, the best friend of the ghost king, see what kind of medicine is sold in your gourd?
Tang Yuanyuan: I didn't sell anything, just feather dusters that cost five yuan each.
For Shuten and Yasha, this feeling is particularly impressive. Isn't this the pressure they felt from Tang Yuanyuan just before they were beaten?
The two cubs took two steps back at the same time, looked at Ibaraki sympathetically, and waited for Tang Yuanyuan to take out the feather duster.
Only the caring little padded jacket, Hongye, and Ibaraki tore and praised Tang Yuanyuan for her good looks, which greatly appease Tang Yuanyuan's mood of wanting to beat the cub.
She just met Ciqiu, and the slightly eccentric mother Tang Yuanyuan really didn't want to beat the cub, usually she couldn't stop her hand when she started, and she was really afraid that she would beat this little workman to death.
Therefore, the flowers that the two people who were eating melons had all withered, did not wait for the moment when Tang Yuanyuan made a move.
After adjusting, Tang Yuanyuan even gave Ibaraki a gentle smile: "Ibaraki Doji's character is really straightforward."
"Oh, as long as you have self-knowledge, don't you hurry up?"
"..."
Tang Yuanyuan was so angry that her hands trembled.
Tang Yuanyuan: Babe!Grandma doesn't want to hit you, can't you give me a chance!
Ibaraki, who didn't understand Grandma's painstaking efforts at all, raised his head proudly, and seemed to want to say something to hit Tang Yuanyuan who was already on the verge of breaking out.
Tang Yuanyuan was as terrifying as a volcano waiting to erupt. Judging from Yasha's experience of being beaten many times, if she was allowed to go on like this, none of them could escape except Hongye.
"Hey, Shuten-douji, aren't you the ghost king? Make Ibaraki-douji apologize, or we'll have to finish playing today."
"The conflict between her and Ibaraki will not affect my uncle." Jiu Tun frowned. If it was normal, it would be easy to talk about it, but Tang Yuanyuan looked terribly frightening at the moment, and he was particularly suspicious of inserting a sentence If so, just this barrel can explode.
But his intuition felt that what Yasha said was right, and Shuten decisively threw the ghost gourd on the Ibaraki wood, smashing a bag on his head: "Shut up, Ibaraki Doji."
Ibaraki's next provocative idea failed to be implemented, and it was not enjoyable enough, but his best friend had spoken, so he could only follow suit. He stopped unwillingly, and obediently handed over the ghost gourd that had just hit him .
As everyone knows, he was rescued by his best friend.
Nearly 10 minutes later, Jiu Tun saw that Hong Ye had coaxed her for a long time, so he dared to ask about Tang Yuanyuan's condition.
"Yuanzi, how are you doing now?"
Tang Yuanyuan, who was already going mad, wanted to get mad, but she couldn't let her anger out on the innocent boy, so she just shook her head slightly.
It stands to reason that with the degree of irritating Jing Ibaraki, Tang Yuanyuan should copy the guy to educate her children since she didn't say a word last time, but she still didn't do it, the reason is very simple——
The feather duster was thrown into the system space by her last night to be upgraded.
It is said that this upgrade will increase the pain level of the feather duster on the body, and it can also strengthen the body after beating. It also adds the function of the feather duster to automatically hit children.
Tang Yuanyuan would most likely not have chosen to upgrade if the cubs were thrown into Ping An Jing, but since she experienced Shuten and Yasha after amnesia, she didn't say anything, and she didn't hesitate to take the feather duster when she was notified at midnight Throw it to the system.
Now that Ibaraki, a little beast, is on the table, Tang Yuanyuan is very embarrassed, and it's not that she can't beat her with her hands, after all, she is sure that all the cubs will not resist when she strikes.But the big monster has rough skin and thick flesh, and without special tools, she wouldn't hurt even if her hands were numb after hitting it for a long time.
"If you don't want to see Ibaraki Doji, I will let him go now." Jiu Tun pressed Ibaraki's head and made him bow to Tang Yuanyuan: "Apologize quickly."
"Let me explain to a mere human..."
Bowing down to weak humans, this kind of humiliation should be unbearable for beating monsters, but strangely, Ibaraki Doji didn't feel humiliated at all, and even felt a little relieved: "... ..Feel sorry."
Even he himself didn't expect that an apology could be said so smoothly, a delicate face that was quite different from a strong personality was full of surprises, his eyes blinked, and suddenly he looked very cute.
A small expression wiped away the anger in Tang Yuan's heart, and she even sighed in her heart how cute her son is.
The youngest son, the eldest grandson, the lifeblood of the elderly, as the saying goes makes sense.Although Ibaraki was the first ssr that Tang Yuanyuan drew when she first came into contact with the game, but after she officially came into contact with Onmyolia and became an Onmyoji, she was taken home half a year later because of some problems. The shikigami cubs are at least half a year younger.
In addition to the favorability bonus of the first ssr, it is no wonder that Tang Yuanyuan prefers some... well, a lot.
But holding a good hand of cards can also make him hit the top of the hit list. In a sense, Ibaraki is also very powerful.
Tang Yuanyuan wondered more than once whether there was a problem with the way she raised her children. It is obvious that other people's family directly brought home adult ciqiqiu. Wait... She seems to have never seen it except herself Through other colleagues who raised Shikigami from babies.
And she dotes on Lianlian very much, but she has never been so irritating until she was an adult. In the end, Tang Yuanyuan could only blame Ibaraki's character on her nature.
"Hey, no need, just stay here. I'll help him clean up the room later." No matter what, there was no reason to drive her child out. Tang Yuanyuan looked at Ibaraki, who was suppressed by alcohol and couldn't lift her head, and stepped forward. You squeezed his face a little harder: "My name is Fujiwara Yuanko, don't be so annoying in the future."
She uses strong hands, but for a big monster, strength is not much different from stroking. To get rid of the little flirt that was constantly bubbling in her heart when her face was pinched, Ibaraki tried his best to make himself look dismissive of Tang Yuanyuan's strength attribute, But he froze when he heard her name.
"You are... Fujiwara Yuanko!" Ibaraki suddenly raised his head and looked directly at Tang Yuanyuan's face, she was as immature as a flower, and she was not even old enough to marry.
Is this what Yan Mo said was his nemesis?
What a joke, how could his Ibaraki Doji's natural enemy be a weak, bean sprouts who can't even be considered a woman!
At this time, the best way to prove is to kill the person on the spot, but unfortunately... When targeting Tang Yuanyuan, Ibaraki Doji faced a situation similar to that of a Yasha Shutun——
Can't do it.
Provoking with words is already restraining a considerable sense of discomfort, as if he is indeed being severely suppressed. What is shocking is that he does not repel this kind of suppression, and even enjoys it in his heart.
"Does Ibaraki Doji know me?" Tang Yuanyuan really didn't understand how this kid knew her name. She had stayed at home obediently for the past few years after time travel and rebirth.
"Tsk." Ibaraki Doji obviously didn't want to bring up this topic very much, so he simply turned his head away from her, even though Tang Yuanyuan asked several times but was unwilling to speak.
Snapped--
Without Tang Yuanyuan's own hands, Jiu Tun slapped it with a slap, and said concisely: "Say."
Then Ibaraki recruited all the causes and consequences, including the fact that he had gone to Fujiwara Castle to look for someone but failed to find him.
"...You didn't scare Madam, did you?" Tang Yuanyuan called the mother of this body Madam without necessity, and kept coaxing her. Anyway, she took up the body of another girl.
"Will I, Ibaraki-douji, attack a pregnant woman?" Only vicious monsters would do such evil in order to enhance their power. Whether it is a human monster or an animal, they always have compassion for their cubs, and Ibaraki-douji is no exception.
Tang Yuanyuan was relieved, and began to ask Ibaraki about various family matters, including the situation of the younger sisters she had been taking care of, and whether her younger brother's studies had progressed.
"..." It was simply that Ibaraki Doji, who had gone looking for someone in the past and left without staying, didn't know how to answer at all.
But his hesitation was taken by Jiu Tun as contempt for Tang Yuanyuan's reluctance to speak, and he gave him two more bangs.
"Forget it, forget it, I guess he can't remember clearly, I'll go back and have a look when I have time, don't hit him." Tang Yuanyuan held Jiu Tun back, guessing that Ibaraki didn't care about a group of human beings who were just ants to him. , the important thing is to let Jiu Tun beat her down now, it's a pity that she can't do it when the feather duster comes back at night.
But in Ibaraki's eyes, Tang Yuanyuan's behavior turned into interceding for him, which severely boosted his favorability.
"You..." Why did you speak for me, obviously I was so rude to you.
Tang Yuanyuan: "It's okay..." My old lady will help you remember, you can't run away at night.
The two talked like chicken and duck, but the strange thing is that they both got the same number.
Ibaraki finally calmed down, and temporarily stopped bothering Tang Yuanyuan, but he still didn't intend to admit that Tang Yuanyuan was special in his heart. He always felt that something was missing?
Of course, the feather duster was missing. If Tang Yuanyuan heard Ibaraki's inner voice, she would definitely answer him with actions.
The bald people all over the world know that Ibaraki's essence is a Shaking M, and treating Shaking M too much will make him want to do things, so Tang Yuanyuan, who is blinded by the cuteness of the bastard, can't see it. The system seems to know the host's Ibaraki The reason why the boy loves to make trouble so much - it's all because of his habit!
Tang Yuanyuan, who must report her vengeance, is so easy to talk today, which makes the monster feel a little flustered.
Yasha felt that something was wrong, so he whispered to Hongye quietly: "Is that woman a little too talkative today?"
"Hasn't Yuanzi always been so easy to talk to?" Hongye, who had never been beaten before, answered Yasha's question very sincerely.
Yasha was choked up for a moment: "My uncle asked the wrong person."
The current atmosphere cannot be described as the calm before the storm at all.
What Tang Yuanyuan said to Ibaraki next confirmed how deep the pit was.
"I've heard from Shuten long ago that Ibaraki-douji is very powerful, and I'm lucky to be able to come to the humble house. With such a powerful big monster coming, as the host, I should do my best to be a landlord no matter what."
"For monsters, midnight should be a very good time. If you don't mind, I will order a few small dishes at that time, let's...
have a drink? "
Jiu Tun gasped after hearing this, and desperately gave Ibaraki winks to make him refuse, but the essence of being smart is to do it knowingly, Ibaraki happily pretended not to see it, and resolutely agreed.
Human beings, let me, the best friend of the ghost king, see what kind of medicine is sold in your gourd?
Tang Yuanyuan: I didn't sell anything, just feather dusters that cost five yuan each.
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