brother's bizarre adventure

"Stop, Kujo-san, just stop." Kishibe Rohan interrupted Jonah's narration while he was drinking water to moisten his throat, and tapped a blank drawing with a pen, "Kujo-san, you have already talked A full hour of the story, the draft has not been moved, tell the truth, do you want to delay the draft by telling the story."

Jonah's eyes widened: "How can you say that, I'm obviously providing you with comic material." Turning his head and whispering to himself, "Besides, if I want to delay the draft, I don't need to tell a story at all, but I don't have any stories for you at all." Here."

Kishibe Rohan was furious: "You said it, you were dragging the draft!"

"Creator's business can be called procrastination, sorting out ideas is not called procrastination." Jonah is confident, and confessed to his obsession with persecuting office workers to reject drafts.

"The gate of heaven." Kishibe Rohan called out the substitute.

"Oh, are you going to fight for a stand-in? My Huo Zhigao will not back down." Huo Zhigao, a muscular man, showed his figure, showing the posture of a bodybuilder showing off his muscles when he appeared on the stage.

Although I know that Huo Zhi Xing's muscle effect is just a mimic skin, but I have to say that it looks very impactful.

Heaven's Gate took a step back, Kishibe Rohan: "If you try to delay the drawing by telling stories, I don't mind watching directly with Heaven's Gate."

Jonah smiled: "If you want to fast forward and talk straight, don't want to do something when you disagree with each other. This is a bad habit."

Huo Zhigao, who appeared on the stage to support the scene, complained in private chat: "Obviously the person who likes to fight when there is a disagreement the most is you."

"Yeah, Kamawash."

"crumbs."

Private chats are private chats, and Jonah followed Kishibe Rohan's advice to fast-forward the plot for him.

"Where did you just talk?"

"It is said that you are going to Einzbern Castle to discuss how to attack the family."

"Oh, that's right, right here, do you want to listen to the discussion process?"

"Do not want to."

"What about the holiday routine?"

"I don't want to either." Kishibe Rohan said with a blank expression, "I don't want to start a daily manga for the time being, and I'm not interested in the warm daily life of your Kujo family." Is it human to show off a beautiful family in front of single people?

"Yeah, you've danced a lot. Heroic spirits, are you interested in the scene of being reluctant to part with the master when the time limit expires?" In fact, no, only the master and slave, the two full-level affections of the emperor and Weber, staged it when they parted A Japanese-style parting play of pure love.

According to Jonah's understanding, the other masters and slaves did not set off firecrackers face to face.Except for the Kujo family, the two heroic spirits of the Kujo family are very harmonious.

If only Berserker didn't stare at Sakura every day, and often fight with Hinoko over cooking.

Alas, why can't human beings have the happiness of left heroic spirit and right double, obviously it should be double cheating, double happiness.

Jotaro: My lancer is fine, double the happiness.

The remaining masters and slaves each have their own situations.

Saber stayed with Irisviel all the time, plus Maiya, after the pressure of the Holy Grail War was removed, the three of them had a great time playing together.Emiya Kiritsugu, who is that, I don't know.

Tohsaka Tokiomi still couldn't control his heroic spirit, and treated him with elegant courtesies every day, but it didn't help.On the other hand, Rin Tohsaka, at a young age, has a neither humble nor overbearing attitude, but Kim Picka is a little more polite.Of course, it doesn't rule out that Kim Picka thinks the other party is a child and doesn't care about it.

Not only that, Kim Pika often harassed Kotomine Kirei, Jonah vaguely guessed about this.Probably Kimpika was bored and went to give pleasure lessons to the priest, but Jonah bet his own head that Kimpika would never be able to convince the current Kirei.

Reason, no reason, asking is jo.

Before Kotomine Kirei was harassed by Kinpica, he would use claim bills to amuse Emiya Kiritsugu, deliberately cut peppers with the watermelon knife that stabbed Tosaka Tokiomi in the back, and many other actions, which show that he has found joy own way.This kind of person will not be fooled by a heroic spirit.

Assassin, after not having to participate in the Holy Grail War, became a handyman, sending messages, decorating the house, going out to buy vegetables, helping the Kujo family to look after the children, etc., and shed tears for them.

Jonah is here full of thoughts and memories of the past, but Kishibe Rohan shakes his head and refuses.

"Not interested." To be honest, as an audience, he would rather listen to the really popular plot than the current daily life.

Jonah sighed: "Well, if you don't want to listen, you don't want to talk. Speaking of it, you were very happy to hear it at the beginning, and you were drafting while listening. Isn't the script of magicians killing each other fun?"

Getting angry at the mention of this, Kishibe Rohan knocked on the table: "It was really interesting at the beginning. Masters and slaves of different attributes participated in the battle together, and only one survived in the end. It is a very attractive battle royale theme. But..." manga Jia's expression was slightly distorted, "But things suddenly changed in the future, the fights stopped, the cups stopped being grabbed, several conflicts were forcibly dissolved, and the editors would criticize the cartoons if they were drawn!"

Jonah laughed dryly, thinking to himself, the blame is really on him, the fz conflicts in the original work from the first episode to the last episode, except for the group of the emperor, there is no happy ending.Not to mention Kotomine Kirei, Kirei changed to Yanfeng ten years ago, it can be seen that the days after the end of the Holy Grail War have been difficult.

However, no matter how bad the ending is, it is only for the story. For real people, this is a very good ending. Why do you have to fight to death when you can sit down and play mahjong.A few more times, Jonah will still choose to end the Holy Grail War.

"It's a pity, I don't listen to this, and I don't listen to that. You can choose which follow-up you want to hear."

"Hmm." Kishibe Rohan thought for ten seconds, "The story of you attacking the Einzbern family and taking back the child, maybe I can write an adventurous short story based on this material."

"This." Jonah rubbed his chin. "Actually, there is no adventure element. Saber hasn't disappeared after the Holy Grail War's statute of limitations expires. Let's take the heroic spirits and go directly to A. Although because of the approaching exit, the magic power is not enough, and Saber's ability is greatly reduced, but compared to The magician is still much stronger. A low-end big move directly cuts off the magic shield of the Einzbern family, and plows out a big hole in the forest by the way.

The next thing is much easier to handle, just rush in and do it. "

Speaking of this, Jonah showed a happy smile on his face: "You didn't see the scene at that time. Irisviel hugged Saber who was about to disappear, and expressed his reluctance. Emiya Kiritsugu led the child and drank an unlit cigarette Standing by the side, watching my wife say goodbye to my heroic spirit with a blank expression."

Kian Bian Lu Bian: "You can refer to it when you draw pure love comics, but the style of your material is too different. The sudden jump from fighting to warm daily life is very out of story."

Life can be without logic, but stories must be told.

Jonah: "It turns out that you are dissatisfied with the storyline. This is not a coincidence. If you adapt everything based on real events, the Association of Magicians will come and hunt you down on the grounds of revealing the mystery. Believe it or not, those magicians really did it." When something like this happens, your gates of heaven can't beat them."

Kishibe Rohan really wanted to do it: "Then why don't you talk about it! For manga artists, having materials that cannot be used is more painful than not drawing a single page of the manuscript when the deadline is approaching."

Jonah waved his hand: "Of course it's a magic reform!"

Kishibe Rohan sighed: "Magical girls are enough to play once, this theme is not suitable for magical girls." If you just reveal the mystery, you will be chased and killed. It's not about crushing him, safety first. Safety first.

"Who said I want to change it into a horse monkey shochu." Jonah smiled very happily, "I want to change it into a super-powered racing car."

Kishibe Rohan's forehead was full of question marks: "Why is there a racing car here? How did Magician Taisho jump to the racing car?" Not so big.

"Ah, well, the reason is very simple. I was actually an amateur racing driver before I came to Moriou Town, commonly known as a drag racing party."

Huo Zhixin opened his mouth to dismantle Jonah's platform: "He is a fake drag racing gang, and I drove the car, hmph."

Kishibe Rohan's expression was dull with a hint of sarcasm: ...I never thought that a substitute could be used like this. Your Excellency's experience is really rich and colorful.

"Don't use this expression." Jonah looked at Kishibe Rohan, "Superpowers can play tennis, superpowers can play basketball, and even superpowers can play football. Who said drag racing can't be associated with superpowers." It's normal to have a little superpower element in it.

Kishibe Rohan was puzzled: "Superpower tennis, you mean "The Prince of Tennis". I've read the manga that was serialized just now. It's just a normal tennis manga. There's no super power here." His editor mentioned this It is said that someone serialized a popular science tennis comic, and the results are not bad. If there is no accident, it can continue to be serialized.

"Oh." Jona said heartily, "I forgot the timeline. At this time, Xu Fei has just started serialization, and the combat power system of tennis has not yet collapsed. No wonder the old man in the Northwest couldn't think of that direction."

"Don't worry about it so much, let me talk about my idea of ​​magic transformation first, I guarantee that the effect of the program will not be worse than that of the magical girl saving grandpa."

Kishibe Rohan took out his sketchbook and pretended to be listening.

Jonah thought about it in his mind, and began to change the Holy Grail War by combining the magic of racing cars: "There has always been a legend among street racers that they can see a ghost car when they use the technology to the extreme at four o'clock in the morning on the mountain road. As long as you can follow the After the ghost car runs the full distance, you can get the recognition of the ghost, reach a one-year contract with the ghost, and become a ghost driver with superb technology.

Every ordinary driver is looking forward to signing a contract with the ghost and becoming a skilled driver.However, what they don't know is that after signing the contract, every night when they fall asleep, they will be taken by ghosts into the ghost world beyond reality, and they will fight other ghost drivers in the form of racing cars.

The loser loses the ghost, part of the racing skills and the memory of the competition, and the winner gains experience and evolves superpowers together with the ghost.At the end of the battle, seven strongest ghost drivers with different abilities will be selected, and they will be thrown into a special ghost city. Each ghost driver has a clue card on him, and a racing car can be found by collecting all the clue cards.

This car leads to reality, not only that, but the driver who won the final victory wakes up and finds that the superpowers in his dreams can also be used in reality.In other words, as long as you defeat the other six people and win the final victory, you can instantly become a winner in life. "

Jonah spread his hands: "Look, the part of the final decisive battle is completely suitable for the Holy Grail War. Also, don't you think that there is too much difference in the style of painting before and after what I said? Come on, let me tell you another kind of story from the beginning. The plot until the end." Then he spent half an hour roughly recounting the plot of the original Holy Grail War.

Kishibe Rohan: "The latter story is interesting, and it can be used as material."

Jonah: "Of course." Produced by Laoxu, the program must be fully effective.

"Haha, this theme is no worse than magical girls, and there is a lot of room for manipulation in this theme. During the early stage of the competition, it is a standard upgrade boy manga. Every time you defeat an opponent, you can water...cough...I mean, you can draw a few words , it is also very convenient to create daily disposable tool man characters.

When you start to set the Holy Grail War later, because of the previous foreshadowing, you can draw as many magics as you want.Magicians at most feel that the setting is very familiar, and they don't think about Heroic Spirits and the Holy Grail at all.In addition, in the context of the ghost city, there is no need to worry about the collapse of combat power.

Perfect comic setting! "

Kishibe Rohan: "The later 'Holy Grail War' is good to draw, and there are plenty of materials. I need to look up the information on the drag racing races in the early stage."

Jonah slapped the floor fiercely: "I'll tell you what information to look for, and you may not believe it. There are still legends about my uncle in Qiu Mingshan, hahaha."

A new story begins, and Kishibe Rohan begins to record, but he doesn't realize that, having said so much, Jonah's sketch is still unpainted.

It is human nature to procrastinate.