brother's bizarre adventure

1. The Kujo family didn’t live in Tokyo from the very beginning. When they first got married, Kujo Sadao took advantage of the music environment in the United States to busy with his career that had just started to pick up, and he and He Li have been living in the United States.The address is very close to Joestar's house, and He Li's life is not much different from before she got married.So after the Kujo brothers were born, they spent their infancy at Joestar's house.

Joseph, the 52-year-old leader of Joestar Real Estate, likes to play with his children after work.Holding one in each hand, walking around the house, smiling all over his face.

Playing at home is not enough. Later, after the child can crawl, he deliberately brings it to his office, in the name of letting the child feel the business atmosphere from an early age.In fact, the business atmosphere cannot be cultivated in the president's office. The child who just learned to crawl has drilled all the places that can be drilled in the president's office, and successfully turned himself into a big face.Nobody knows how they managed to get themselves like this in a spotless office.

President Joestar was very wronged, he went out for 10 minutes, and when he came back, the child turned into a painted face, and there were even spider webs on his body. You must know that his office is on the 30th floor!

Brother Kongtiao who can climb just now: It’s really fun under the sofa.

2. Good sleep is the foundation of healthy growth, napping should be a habit from childhood.

"Jotaro, Jonah, take a good nap and don't kick the quilt." He Li put the toddler baby X2 in the crib. farther away.

"Mom, mom, go to sleep." The two children smiled and said the same words, expressing that they would sleep obediently.

"So good." One person gave a good afternoon kiss, and He Li closed the door and left.

The moment the door closed, the Kongtiaos, who were still pretending to be good just now, immediately turned down the crib skillfully, ran to the door with small steps, and put their ears on it to listen to the movement outside.Hearing nothing, they looked at each other and grinned silently.

Run to the side of the crib and push it together. It stands to reason that a child who will not walk for a long time cannot have the strength to push the crib.But that's not a problem, the floor is very smooth and the friction is low, even small children can push it together a little.

Just like that, Brother Kongtiao blushed, and finally pushed the cribs that the adults purposely kept apart.This time, they laughed out loud.

After finishing the crib, the empty babies climbed back skillfully, covered themselves with a small quilt, and stretched their fingers out of the railing.After the crib is closed, the distance in the middle is just enough for the fingers of two babies to touch together. This kind of finger touching game is a necessary activity for them before nap.

You can't see your fingers from the lying angle, so you can use your brain to play with your imagination. If you happen to be able to catch the other person's fingers, the happiness will be unimaginable.

In order to play finger-tapping games before nap, the Kongtiao brothers learned to climb the crib, push the crib and cover themselves with the quilt without a teacher.

The adults obviously didn't expect the toddler to have such wisdom and mobility, and they never doubted them.

"Dad, did you go into Jotaro and Jonah's room, their cribs are joined together again."

"Ho Li, ohgod, how could Dad do such a thing."

At this time, the Kongtiao brothers who can already understand the words will look at each other and giggle. This is a secret unique to the two of them, and none of these adults know it, hehe.

3. Take a bath

There has always been a legend about bathing twins. If you can't tell the difference between the children, you will accidentally wash a certain child twice.In order to avoid this oolong, He Li specially put on bracelets of different colors for the child, and she would smell them after washing to try not to make mistakes.

These measures were very effective. He Li didn't miss the child until the Kongtiao brothers grew up enough to bounce around.But if there is no problem in the bath, it does not mean that there will be no problem after the bath.

The mother left for a while because of something, and the two children sat on the bed and played with themselves as usual. It is very common for children to play with their hands and feet.

Jotaro never tired of putting his fingers into the crevices of the feet. The children's feet that had just been washed did not smell of sweat, but smelled very good. He thought about it, raised his feet and licked them, and commented: "Salty."

Seeing this, Jonah gnawed on his own foot like a brother, then rolled his eyes and said, "It's sweet."

"Huh?" Jotaro didn't believe it, everyone is a foot, why yours is sweet, it's impossible.Climbed over, grabbed brother's foot, licked it, and then threw it down: "It's a lie, it's obviously salty."

Jonah laughed and rolled on the bed: "I was fooled hahaha."

Only then did Jotaro realize that he had been cheated by his brother, he clenched his fists, and a word automatically popped up in his mind: "Ola!"

He immediately used his small brain to think of a trick, and quickly came up with a good way. He crawled over and grabbed Jonah's feet, and began to scratch the soles of his feet: "Ola, ola, ula, ola, ola."

"Hahahahahahahahaha." Jonah rolled even harder, "You, damn it, let go." He kicked Jotaro with his other free foot.

After being kicked a few times, Jotaro let go of his hand, and then rushed forward to scratch Jonah's armpit, dubbing: "Ola Ola Ola Ola."

Jonah burst into tears from laughing, lost his combat power and couldn't fight back: "Hahaha...Jo Taro is bad, bad...hahaha."

At this moment, He Li walked into the room: "Jotaro, Jonah, what are you doing, don't fight."

Jotaro stopped, and Jonah complained first: "Mom, Jotaro tickled me." Jonah felt that he was not younger than the other party, so why did he call him brother, and he always called his name like an adult.

Jotaro puffed his mouth angrily, turned his face to the other side instead of looking at Jonah, and said to the wall, "Mom, he lied to me that his feet are sweet, but they are salty."

The amount of information in these words is too much, He Li quickly figured out what the two brothers had just done, couldn't help laughing out loud, and then sat on the edge of the bed and explained the truth to Brother Kong Tiao in a gentle voice: "Even if it's nothing, it's still worth it." No □□Oh, there are dirty things on the feet, and it will hurt my stomach if I touch them.”

Jotaro's eyes widened, and he immediately covered his stomach with a slightly panicked expression: "I...I..."

Jonah also frowned and thought about how much dirt he had eaten.

Seeing this, He Li put her arms around each other: "I'm not afraid, I just don't feel a stomachache at all, so don't eat casually in the future."

All in unison: "Good mother."

4. Grandpa brings baby

Joseph often takes care of the children in his spare time. He has no other trick to take care of the children, just to play with them.When I was in the company, the president was able to scold the procrastinating employees to tears, and when I got home, I was able to patiently play with the children for a day.

The little boy who is about to go to kindergarten can't be idle for a moment and makes trouble everywhere. The big president is never angry or angry, and always has a smile on his face.

On this day, Joseph took the children to the collection room where he used to collect comics and figures, took out his favorite comic book, sat cross-legged on the ground, and told them about Superman and Batman while holding an empty strip s story.

While speaking, he took out three figures to demonstrate.

"...In this way, Superman and Batman worked together to destroy the aliens, and the world once again restored peace"

The Kongtiaos don't really understand the story, but it doesn't matter, they understand the figures that grandpa used to act when he told the story.I remember one thing in my little mind, the characters in underwear and black clothes are very powerful, and they beat the bad guys.

After listening to the story, the two grabbed the figures that were closer to them, and repeated the lines they had finally memorized aloud.

Jotaro: "Iambatman!"

Jonah held up the figure of Superman wearing underwear: "I am Superman, fly oh oh oh."

After deciding on roles for themselves, they are planning to role-play.Found the figurine of the villain standing alone on the floor, unplayed.How about that, a cosplay is complete with villains.

Jotaro grabbed the villain figurine and stuffed it in Joseph's arms, pointing to Joseph: "Grandpa is possessed by an evil villain, defeat the villain and save Grandpa."

As he said, he held the Batman figure in one hand and raised his fist in the other: "Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!"

"Down with the villains and save Grandpa." Jonah followed Jotaro's example, and hammered Joseph with one hand, "The big villain who destroys peace, Ula Ula Ula Ula Ula!"

Even if Joseph sat cross-legged on the ground, he was still nearly one meter tall. The two children who hadn't reached the age of kindergarten barely reached his shoulders when they stood up. The position of the hammer happened to be the position of the chest muscles.To Joseph, who used to be a Ripple Warrior, a fist of this strength was no different from a mosquito bite. It didn't hurt, but itched.

"Hahaha." The overbearing real estate president laughed out loud.

The Kongtiao brothers, who were role-playing, looked at each other and felt that this monster was so arrogant that they even laughed out loud under their fists.Throwing away the figurine, he punched out with both fists: "Ola Ola Ola/Ula Ula Ula."

Joseph felt that he was itching even more, but seeing the earnest expressions of his grandchildren, he thought that no matter how itchy he would be, he would not be able to laugh out loud, so he closed his eyes and took a step back, dubbing: "The monster was killed by Batman and Superman will work together to defeat them, and we can't do it again." After dubbing, he quietly opened one eye to see Brother Kujo's reaction.

Brother Kongtiao had no doubts about defeating the monster with his fists, and clapped hands with a smile on his face: "We defeated the monster!"

Jonah took the figurine from his grandpa's arms, and squatted beside his head with a serious face: "Grandpa, we have beaten the monsters away, and you have returned to peace!" The description says to restore peace.

Joseph sat up straight and gave a thumbs up: "Awesome!"

Brother Kongtiao smiled happily.

"Grandpa, grandpa, I still want to hear stories."

"No problem." Joseph took a few more figurines and arranged them one by one. "This time, let's tell the story of a domineering president who saves the world. He was an arms dealer at first..."

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