brother's bizarre adventure

Yoshikage Kira saw two strange reporters, one in a black suit and the other in a white suit, blocked him by the side of the road and asked, "Sir, what do you think about your upcoming stay at Araki-sho?"

Yoshikage Kira looked puzzled, what Arakizhuang, I was obviously on my way to work, thinking that these people stopped me, and I might be late, he felt irritable, pushed these two guys away, and said angrily: "What Arakizhuang, I don't know, please excuse me, I have to go to work, if you stop me again, I will be late."

The black and white reporters looked at each other with sympathetic eyes.It's sad that this gentleman doesn't know what happened to him yet.

They stepped back politely and let the gentleman go to work.

It is impossible to go to work. There is no company here. When this gentleman arrives at the place, he will remember what happened to him, and he will appear again at that time.

Half an hour later, the blond office worker reappeared. He was gasping for breath, cold sweat involuntarily rolled down his forehead, his hair was disheveled, and his eyes were empty.

The black and white reporters looked at each other again and found out the truth. It seemed that they had been hit hard.Although it seems unbearable, their work still has to be done.

The microphone turned up: "Sir, what do you think about your upcoming stay at Araki Village?"

The blond office worker looked at the two black and white reporters with a blank expression. He didn't know what triggered his ptsd, and backed away with a pale face: "Go away, you bloody twins!"

ah?The black and white reporters looked at each other. We just wore the same style, but we looked different. How could we look like twins? Clothes can also trigger this guy's twin ptsd. It seems that the psychological shadow is huge.

However, the reporters of the TV station under SPW are dedicated reporters, no matter how difficult it is, they must complete the interview task.So they changed themselves into a suit, a pure black suit, a black hat, and the latest popular bgm, and greeted them again.

Probably the happy bgm played a role. Yoshikage Kira did not trigger ptsd this time, and asked the two reporters: "Does the Araki village you mentioned have 195?"

The reporter thought about the height of the existing residents, and shook his head: "There is only one 194, blonde hair and red eyes, hate sunlight and like wryyyyyyy."

Yoshikage Kira felt a burst of relief. He straightened his messy hair with his hands, squeezed out a polite smile and said to the two reporters: "Thank you, I like this kind of living place very much." good.

Then he asked again: "Can I go to work in Araki Manor?"

The reporter scratched his head: "Because of the setting, there are no serious companies there."

Kira Yoshikage looked disappointed, even worse than when he knew he was dead.

The reporter immediately changed his mind: "However, our TV station sponsored by SPW has supernumerary positions. If you don't mind, you can work at home and contribute to us."

"Working at home?" Yoshikage Kira frowned. Without the atmosphere of a company, is this also called going to work?Still, it's better than nothing.

Seeing that Yoshikage Kira accepted this setting, the reporter asked them the first question for the third time: "So, sir, how do you feel about your upcoming move into Araki-so?"

Yoshikage Kira walked in the direction of Arakizhuang, with a blank expression: "I have no impression, if possible, I would like to ask you to insert a small commercial on the TV station, and I can pay for it."

"Oh, yes, what kind of advertisement is it?"

"Brother Kongtiao is an idiot, Jo's family are all idiots!" The angry office worker left these words and walked towards Araki Village without looking back.

Reporter: It seems that he really hates Brother Kong Tiao.

……

Yoshikage Kira moved into Araki-sho. Knowing that he was uncomfortable when he was not at work, the property manager specially placed a workstation in the corner of the living room, and decorated that place to look like a company, trying to make office workers look up every time. You can feel that you are working in the company.

Of course, because it is only a small corner, the setting is not so perfect, and it is still the living room when you turn your head and look back.But enough is enough, Yoshikage Kira feels that enough is enough, only this corner can make him feel peaceful, he can squat here for a whole day, as for what work he is doing, who knows, it doesn't matter.

The life of the three bosses was very peaceful when they were free. Katz was keen to maintain the meteorite he brought back from space. After dealing with the meteorite, he sat on the sofa and gave up thinking.

Yoshikage Kira is the same as when he was alive, playing with hands every day when he goes to work and sleeps, playing with hands, yes, you read that right, playing with hands.He once again owned Ms. Mona Lisa, and it is said that it was given by the property manager as a friendly gift.

It's really Asashi's property management.

This day, the property manager came to Araki Manor and knocked on the door of Dio's room: "Dio, your brother came to visit you."

Dio's eyes widened: "Where did this Dio come from?"

The property manager looked at the document in his hand: "That's right, it's your brother, and he's waiting for you at the entrance of Araki Manor." His eyes fell on Dio's peach heart open crotch pants and dark green lips, and asked, "You don't care about it?" Do you want to treat yourself? Your elder brother looks like a very gentleman nobleman, he will be angry when he sees you like this."

Dio was furious: "He dares? Who is that guy, where is that guy, how dare he pretend to be Bendio's brother, Sine!" He called out and rushed out angrily.

When passing by the living room, Katz, who was studying meteorites, and Yoshikage Kira, who was working in front of the computer, turned to look at him.

Katz: "Dio, are you going out, please bring me a bottle of iced Coke."

Yoshikage Kira: "My pen is missing again, please bring me a box."

Dio yelled at them: "Sine, get out."

The property manager followed behind Dio slowly, and when he saw Katz and Yoshikage Kira, he waved warmly and said hello: "Hi, I'll be here soon for what you want."

After Dio and the property manager left, Katz said to Yoshikage Kira: "Ah, Dio is still like this, talking about Nishi, and he will definitely bring things with him when he comes back. What a good companion."

Yoshikage Kira: It was obviously brought back by the property management. Do you, the ultimate creature, only have vampires in your eyes?crumbs!

……

Dio saw the man who claimed to be his elder brother at the gate of Araki Manor, and when he saw the figure, his anger disappeared in an instant.He even stopped, put on his trousers, wiped off his mouth green, put away his aggressive slap on Varudo, and then walked up slowly after doing all this, his tone was rare without thorns: "Jojo, why are you here?"

A generation of jojo Jonathan Joestar looked back with surprise on his face: "Dio, I thought you wouldn't come out to see me."

Dio was angry: "I heard someone claiming to be my elder brother and wanted to come out and teach me a lesson. This Dio has no family."

Jonathan smiled brightly: "Whatever, I passed by Araki Manor and suddenly wanted to see you. Why, is it convenient for me to visit your place as a guest?"

"There are all villains not inferior to Dio. Wouldn't Saint Jonathan mind?" Dio approached Jonathan and whispered in his ear with a bewitching tone, "Jojo is what those people hate the most. If they do something, I won't Will stop."

"No." Jonathan looked at Dio, his blue eyes were full of seriousness, "They may not be able to beat me."

"Hmph." Dio stomped on the stone under his feet, and walked towards Araki Village, "Then try it." While leading the way, he thought, really, after so many years, Jonathan is still confident and full of hope The way he looked, those bad experiences couldn't beat this guy.

……

Dio kicked open the door of Araki Manor: "Guys, I have friends here, so be more energetic."

Katz raised his head when he heard the movement: "What are you doing so loudly? My meteorites are scared..." His sentence suddenly paused, his expression changed from salty fish pension to furious, and the next second he picked up the phone he had just carefully picked up. Conservation stones are thrown at those who come.

"Joseph, don't think I don't know you because you dyed your blue hair!"

Yoshikage Kira, who was immersed in his work, muttered in a low voice: "It's just Joseph, what's so scary about such an old man, it's worth being so excited?" He raised his head, huh?Take a closer look, and then take a closer look.

Grass!It is the blue-haired 195 empty bar of the strong man version!

He stood up, grabbed the cup on the desk and threw it at the person: "Sinai, Kongtiao!"

Dio looked puzzled, smashed Varudo, took the meteorite and the cup, threw them on the carpet, and said, "Hey, have your eyes been eaten by mice? This isn't Joseph and Brother Kujo, it's Jonathan Joestar, the jojo of this dio."

Katz and Kira Yoshikage didn't believe it. One transformed into the ultimate biological form, and the other called out his stand-in to praise, and said in unison: "I won't admit that this face turns into ashes. It's obviously Joseph/Brother Kujo !"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Dio yelled out the world, his voice was louder than the two of them combined, "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, this is not your jojo!"

His answer was two simple words: "Sine!"

The internal strife in Araki Village is on the verge of breaking out.

Jonathan had a hint of embarrassment on his face, and took the initiative to walk among the three of them to explain: "Hi, I'm Jonathan Joestar, a friend of Dio's. The brothers Joseph and Kongjo you mentioned are my grandson and grandson's grandson."

The excited ultimate creatures and office workers did not calm down, they rushed up and rushed towards the "Platinum Humanoid" Mr. Jonathan Joestar.

Jonathan's expression became serious, and he put on a fighting mode. He first beat Katz with ripple sprint, and then killed the office worker with his own fist.Although he can't see the double, he can do the main body.

Three seconds to end the battle.

Katz lay on the sofa in disbelief: "This is impossible! I am already the ultimate creature, the strongest ripple messenger in the world, how can mere humans defeat me!"

Jonathan replied: "That's right, because the author is a chef, he gave me a full-level promotion."

Katz hammered the sofa: "Damn it!"

Yoshikage Kira lay on the ground with a pale face, yes, it was the familiar smell of fists, and you still said that you are not Kujo!

Jonathan stretched out his hand to pull the office worker up, helped him to sit on the sofa, and straightened Katz's posture before he sat down. He said very gentlemanly: "I'm really not Joseph and Kong Tiao, they are still in the world Live well."

Hearing the words "human world", the expressions of the two people rushing to the street and Dio who was watching the excitement were not very good. Dio snorted softly and turned to get a drink from the refrigerator.When he came out with a cup of type B blood, the three of them were no longer fighting, and at first glance they looked very harmonious.

Jonathan: "Although we look alike, the cv is different, can't you hear it?"

Katz and the office worker turned their heads away from him, os in their hearts: Jojo's face with full levels is really hateful!

Seeing the unlucky look on his roommate's face, Dio felt happy and drank all the drinks in one go, really high.