brother's bizarre adventure

The school took all the teachers and students to the beach for activities, and usually those teachers who were dressed more than one had to change into swimsuits.

The first person to appear on the stage was our principal, Mr. Jonathan Joestar. This 195cm tall and 105kg heavy man was wearing a pair of shorts and a pair of simple sunglasses. The 183cm school manager Elena followed him, and the sun hit their faces at the right time. On the screen, strange bgm and pink special effects appear, which is very cruel at first glance.

The vice-principal, who was drinking tea under the sun umbrella, saw the scene and said, "Hmph, human beings."

The accompanying vanilla ice handed over a red ice cream at the right time: "Diosama, it's hot, do you want type B blood ice cream?"

Dio took it and stuck out his tongue to lick it. Immediately afterwards, his expression froze, and a burst of anger rushed to his forehead. He slapped the ice cream heavily on the beach and shouted: "Jo Taro, Jonah, how dare you put this ice cream on the beach?" Dio's ice cream was secretly replaced with chili oil!"

Vanilla Ice immediately summoned his stand-in, as if he was about to start a fight.

Behind the sun umbrella, at the door of the grocery store hut on the beach, two 195 chests that look exactly the same are leaning against the door.

One is wearing a dolphin-patterned boxer swimsuit, the other is wearing fancy beach shorts, the same hat, and the same sunglasses. People who are not familiar with them can't tell them apart.

However, Dio will never mistake these two guys, even if they are wearing hats now.

Jotaro: "Hey, Dio, you've been living comfortably for so long, you don't even have the basic vigilance, and you let me change things easily, is your Shivarudo asleep?"

Dio sneered: "Oh, Jo Taro, is that what you're capable of, to secretly replace the principal's ice cream, just like a child who has to steal money from his parents when his request is rejected."

Jonah deliberately said in a strange manner: "It's the vice principal."

"Empty bar!" Dio smashed the armrest of his seat with a slap, "Come and fight if you have the ability."

"What are you doing so loudly? I'm listening." X2 in unison.

Vanilla Ice knelt on one knee and saluted Dio: "Diosama, please allow your subordinates to fight."

"No need." Dio crushed the other armrest of the seat like an obsessive-compulsive disorder, stood up slowly, and faced Brother Kujo, "This kind of weak human being, Dio only needs one finger to deal with it. You , go get another ice cream for Ben Dio, I want type B blood flavor."

"Yes, Diosama." Vanilla Ice took the order and left. This time he learned his lesson and went to another grocery hut farther away to buy ice cream, so that he would not be secretly replaced by Shiding.

"Smash! Varudo!" Dio called out his substitute, and shouted at Brother Kongjo, "Come here."

Jonah looked at the sunshine on his body, then at Dio under the sun umbrella, and smiled: "Come out if you have the ability." As he spoke, he also let out the joy of fire, and gave a provocative thumbs up at the edge of the sun umbrella and the sun .

Dio burst out a tic-tac-toe on his forehead and said nothing, but in the next second, Huo Zhixiu, who was provocative on the verge of death, was punched flying. At the same time, the double's body suddenly bent down and began to vomit blood. Block it, maybe you have to fly in directly.

Jotaro raised his brother up with one hand, shouting angrily, "Dio!"

Dio laughed arrogantly: "Whoever said that you must yell at Varudo when you stop while driving, this Dio can send it silently, Sine, jona!"

Jonah vomited a few mouthfuls of blood, stood up as if nothing had happened, and recalled the joy of fire: "Dio, haven't you learned how to behave after so many times, look at your hands."

Dio and Shi Shi raised their fists at the same time, only to see tiny vines growing rapidly, almost covering their fists.

"This is a move I specially developed to teach you a lesson. It will suck your life force, Sine, Dio!"

Dio tore off those vines: "That's it? I also have a back trick, watch it!"

……

Under another sun umbrella not far away, after watching the lively Kakyoin for a while, he complained to Polnareff who was walking the dog: "Has the problem of pinching them when they meet has not changed? The principal, the principal doesn't care."

Polnareff happily licked the dog, pointing to the sea: "The principal is swimming with the school manager, so I don't have time to control them. Don't worry, if they fight, they will at most smash the scene into a big hole and won't kill anyone."

Kakyoin was shocked: "Will there be a roller on the beach?"

"It's not necessarily a steamroller, there are other things, such as..." Before Polnareff finished speaking, the dog in his hand started barking, and halfway through the barking, he jumped onto the sand and summoned his stand-in to face the three A man in the middle of a fight yelled.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Iggy?"

Polnareff and Kakyoin looked over.

The sunglasses all fell down, and they called out Professor Joseph's catchphrase in unison: "ohmygod."

In the field over there, Dio was grabbing a dolphin that he got somewhere, and was throwing it at Jotaro. The dolphin was still alive and moving!

"Oops, something is going to happen."

Polnareff and Kakyoin immediately left the chairs where they were lying comfortably, and ran towards the three who were fighting.

This dolphin is smashed, if there is something wrong with the dolphin, Jotaro can use the platinum star to smash Dio to pieces, and then Dio's subordinates will go crazy and come to the school to make trouble, no way, vice principal!

The other spectators also thought of this, and they all wanted to come over to persuade the fight.However, they were all one step too late. The principal who was obviously swimming suddenly fell from the sky.

Hold Dio with one hand, and block two 195s with the other: "Dio, put the dolphin down, empty bar, stop."

Onlookers: "It's the principal, the principal has made a move. As expected of the principal, he managed to easily subdue the three hunks. I lost!"

"Students are making a fuss here, hurry up, and be careful not to be affected."

"Wang Wang Wang"

"Polnareff, take your dog away, the double is blocking the view."

"Diosama, there are dolphins among his subordinates!"

"Good boy, it turned out that you brought the dolphins to the beach. You said you were going to buy ice cream, but you secretly went into the sea to catch the dolphins. No wonder you didn't come back for so long."

"As long as Diosama needs it, I can get it."

"You really deserve to be the number one overzealous Dio chef. By the way, did you buy ice cream?"

"How could I forget, it's right here... wait, it's already melted?!"

"Oh, you're done."

Seeing the principal make a move, the pressure on the onlookers was greatly relieved, and they even thought about joking, and there was a lot of noise on the beach for a while.

The few people who were fighting automatically ignored the noisy voice and concentrated on laning.

Jotaro said with a dark face, "How dare you attack a dolphin, I want to beat him up."

Jonah asked Huozhixin to activate his ability to use vines to save the dolphin, and a Ripple Oba Doraemon went down to stimulate the vitality of the dolphin, then picked up the dolphin, took a deep breath, gave himself a strong buff, and threw the dolphin into the sea.

The dolphin rescue is complete.

Onlookers: "Professor Kongjo's muscles are so beautiful, mom, I'm in love!"

"Keep down, the professor will add homework if he hears it."

"What's so terrible about the Chinese homework, it's a big deal, it's a night."

"You are finished, kid. Professor Jonah's substitute is a mathematics professor. You will have a lot of math homework, sorry."

……

Jonah, who was focused on saving the dolphins, didn't pay attention to these bold speeches. After saving the dolphins, he clenched his fists and looked at Dio: "Fight and fight, and innocent lives are involved, Dio, you are finished!"

Not to be outdone, Dio took out a throwing knife from behind: "Oh, come on, I'm afraid of you."

The principal, Jonathan, was completely ignored. He couldn't take it anymore if he was so good-tempered. He clenched his fist and punched each of the three harsh words.

Dio looked disbelieving: "Jonathan, you hit me!"

The headmaster still clenched his fist tightly: "I not only beat you, but also made you cry, remember?"

"Damn it, you still remember such a trivial thing, scum!"

Jotaro and Jonah wiped the blood from the corners of their mouths, and their expressions were fine.

Jonah: "Principal, how can you hit someone? It doesn't meet your setting of a good man."

Principal Jonathan stared at Brother Kong Tiao: "Speak well, will you listen?"

Jonah laughed and didn't answer, while Jotaro turned his head to look at the sky, the ground and the beach, but he didn't look at the principal.Everyone understands this attitude.

The headmaster has a lot of headaches for such Kongtiao brothers. They are good in every way, but they like to fight with Dio, and they will strike at any disagreement. Sometimes Dio provokes, sometimes they provoke. In short, there is no time to get along harmoniously.

"What's going on today?"

Dio filed a complaint: "They used Time Stop to replace Dio's ice cream, can I eat spicy oil instead of type B blood!"

Principal: ...that's really skinny.

The principal sighed.

"Don't fight any more, I'll buy it for you." Turning around, he ordered the two empty notes, "Stay away, today, at least today, don't provoke any more."

Jonah muttered softly: "That means, we can fight after we go back to school. I heard that Dio bought a new coffin, and I made a new hot sauce. It must be a great combination..."

The headmaster punched him with a fist: "No provocation."

According to the tradition of the Jo family, fists can break all tricks, and if one punch is not enough, then two punches are enough.

"Principal, you are so ruthless that you knocked out the shield. Xiao Huo, come here and give me a buff."

The principal didn't say a word, he unscrewed the parasol with his bare hands, and placed it on the beach at an angle, blocking the sight of Brother Kujo and Dio.

Jonah looked at the top of the umbrella and turned his head to Jotaro: "Ni-chan, the principal is really strong, no wonder the students nicknamed him Platinum Doll."

Jotaro put his hand on Jonah's shoulder and pushed him in the other direction: "The principal is angry, let's go."

"It's boring." Jonah walked along, and took out a sunscreen from nowhere, "I have sunscreen, do I need to apply it?"

"Yeah, yeah, I have one too."

"Use it all, use it all."

The onlookers started screaming.

After reclining, Kakyoin continued to complain to Polnareff: "What's the fuss about them applying sunscreen to each other?"

"I don't know, maybe beach swimwear is like this, Izzy, what do you think?"

"Wang!"