brother's bizarre adventure

Yoshikage Kira imitated the font of his vest in the room as usual, and habitually touched his hands in the inner pocket of his clothes after writing a page.

Then his current clothes have neither inner pockets nor hands, which makes Yoshikage Kira feel very annoyed.

How can I live without even hands.

He took a deep breath, picked up the nail scissors on the table and cut off the overly long nails, then walked to the window and watched the passers-by downstairs through the glass.

If you are lucky, you can see beautiful hands on people. At this time, Yoshikage Kira will be satisfied for a moment, but then there will be a deeper emptiness.

How did those hands grow like a human being?Biting his nails, he thought.

A taxi came downstairs, and a big man came out with a child in his arms.

The moment Yoshikage Kira saw the big man, his head hit the glass and made a painful sound, and his fingers were also bitten unconsciously.

He left the window as fast as he had ever done in his life, and walked around the room, still biting his nails in his mouth.

Kong Tiao, the Kong Tiao who beat him, why did it appear here? !

Downstairs, Jonah, who heard the movement, looked up to see the source of the sound, only to see the light coming from the window. His eyes stayed on the window for a few seconds, and he thought to himself, it seemed that he heard the sound of hitting the glass. What are people doing? .

The early man who was held in his arms followed Jonah's line of sight and said, "That's Dad's room."

The master's room, Jonah nodded, pressing his intention to make Huozhi happy to check the situation.

After paying for the taxi, he rang the doorbell of Kawajiri's house.

"Is anyone home?"

No one is home!Yoshikage Kira cursed in his heart, damn it, his "wife" just left home at this time and didn't know what to do, should he open the door, he would be beaten at the first sight.

Don't panic.He tried to comfort himself, he had changed his face, his family members didn't find any flaws, and neither did his neighbors, the 195 downstairs probably didn't find out his real identity, the door-to-door today was just an accident, a joke made by the world.

If he is discovered, he will not be the only one who will come, but other substitute messengers will also come.

So I'm safe, safe, safe.

Yoshikage Kira went through the matter quickly, his mind spinning faster than when he was beaten, and finally calmed himself down.

Don't let your panic destroy the rare peaceful life.Clean up, show your acting skills, calm down, you are not Yoshikage Kira, but Kosaku Kawajiri, an ordinary office worker who doesn't know the substitute messenger, go downstairs to open the door, don't show your flaws, and a peaceful life in the future is all here in one fell swoop .

The downstairs doorbell was still ringing, and a faint voice came through the door like a reminder.

"Zaoren-sang, there seems to be no one in your house, you should have a key to the house."

"I forgot to bring the key when I went out. The light in Dad's window is on, and Dad is at home." Kawajiri Hayato had his own plan. He instinctively felt that something would happen if Mr. Kujo saw his father. This inexplicable instinct Next, he concealed the fact that he had the key and insisted on waiting for "Dad" to open the door.

Yoshikage Kira: I can't have this "son".

"Actually, if you don't mind, I have a way to open the door."

"what?"

When Yoshikage Kira heard this, he panicked, no good, this guy wants to use a double to open the door, if the double came in and saw him standing still, he would definitely be suspicious.

He immediately moved and walked towards the door.The moment he started, a familiar substitute walked in through the door.

The office worker possessed all the film kings in an instant, and his acting skills reached the peak of his life. He took the double who brought him a huge psychological shadow as air, walked to the door, and opened the door.

The substitute saw him open the door and return to the main body.

"Morning man, why did you come back so late." Everything was perfect, he didn't show any flaws, and he even immediately put on a polite smile and saluted that 195, "Hello, you are."

"I'm Jonah Kongtiao, please give me some advice when we meet for the first time." Jonah explained the whole situation, "I'm worried about you coming back so late, next time you must go home before dark."

Yoshikage Kira: And next time?And when did you get in touch with Kawajiri Hayato, I just grabbed a vest, so bad luck?

The bullet screen was rampant in his heart, but he was still a movie king on the face. Like a real office worker father, Kiraji greeted the stranger who sent his child back.

Fortunately, this torment did not last long, and the other party put down the child and left after saying a few words.

The moment he couldn't see that figure, Yoshikage Kira noticed that his back was soaked for a moment, and the voices of Ola and Ula seemed to be heard in his ears, and the previous wound was aching.

He closed the door, ignoring Kawajiri Hayato, and returned to his room with a blank expression, lying on the bed like a salted fish, his mind intertwined with reason and impulse.

Impulse: Why didn't we just bomb him with Killer Queen?

Rationality: He is not afraid of explosions, and his fists are so fast. If the Killer Queen appears, I will be the first to be unlucky.

We can put bombs on doorknobs!

Kawajiri Hayato will also be killed, and that woman will become suspicious, and if the police are called, it will be easy to show flaws.And that guy told his family where he went before he went out, and if he disappeared, the group of stand-in messengers would come.

Again, this guy isn't afraid to blow up!

I still want to blow him up, bomb him with the first bomb, bomb him with the second bomb, whatever, make him disappear.

Calm down, Yoshikage Kira is in the past tense, I just want to live a peaceful life as Hiroshi Kawajiri now.

Reached a consensus: Well, let's not deal with it for the time being, and play Kawajiri Kosaku with peace of mind, an ordinary person who goes to work quietly and can't see a substitute.

Yoshikage Kira just wants to live a peaceful life, and no one can disturb this peace, including his own impulse.

……

Jonah didn't know that the office worker he greeted was Yoshikage Kira. He likes to make friends. He thought that he might be able to become friends with his early father, so that he could ask their family to go to the beach together in the future. If you are not familiar with the parents, and ask other children to play alone, the parents will not agree.

In order for Xu Lun to play happily with his friends, this obstacle, Dad must remove it!

……

The next day, Yoshikage Kira, who was returning home from get off work, walked to the door of the house and heard cheerful voices coming from inside.

His wife's voice: "Kongtiaosang, thank you for sending Zao people back, and I'm sorry to bother you to cook."

Early voice: "Mr. Kujo, I will help you."

Yoshikage Kira:? ? ? ? ?What is the sense of sight of this family of three? I just went to work. Why did this guy appear at Kawajiri's house and suddenly become so familiar?

Did you go to the wrong door after get off work today?

He took a deep breath, suppressed the rampage barrage, and took out the key to open the door.

"His" wife and children were busy in the kitchen, their faces were full of joy, and a familiar 195 was shaking pots in an apron.

It feels a little green on the head.

It's about to start again, I'm tired.