brother's bizarre adventure

Anna Sui, who was thinking about the angel, didn't realize that the angel had passed him by. After he sobered up, he began to worry about professional issues.Through the introduction of the university’s official website, I learned roughly that there are two professors at Florida State University. One is said to have a very strict course, and he was given the nickname of a master who failed in subjects. The other is an easy course. Called the student's favorite.

However, no matter what method is used to ask, those seniors who have been taught by Professor Kujo will not reveal a word.

"How do you know the professor's character?" Anna Sui scratched her head as she looked at the photos on the official website. Botany and oceanography were both very interesting. Which one should I choose?Friends suggested that he choose business or management to find a job after graduation. However, Anna Sui has her own plan. Only by studying under these two professors can she meet the angel again. If she cannot see the angel, choose other majors What is the use.It was the angel who made him restrain his laziness and study hard. He must find an opportunity to thank him.

"It's really distressing, let's look at the blind selection of photos." Anna Sui moved the mouse back and forth on Professor Kongtiao, muttering to herself, "All kinds of gaudy ornaments, business photos with hats, and faces with eyes that can't be seen clearly ;Formal dress, exquisite hairstyle, gentle smile. Based on the first impression alone, I feel that the one in front is more like the favorite of the students in the mouth of the seniors and sisters. Well, it is the younger brother of twins. I heard that in Japanese culture, the eldest son should leave the inheritance Family business, family education will be stricter, and the second son's education will be more relaxed. According to this inference, that's right, the professor who is tolerant must be Kong Tiao's younger brother, and here I am, a professor!"

Anna Sui made a decision, and confidently filled in the four characters "Jonah" on the professional application form.Imagine the scene where I study easily in college, meet an angel, thank you sincerely, and then get the friendship of an angel, what a wonderful future.

However, Anna Sui didn't know that there is something called contrast and confusion in this world. It doesn't mean that Asahi looks like Asahi, so keep on studying, classmate.

……

"You are the worst class I have ever taught!" The professor in a suit and leather shoes threw the student's homework on the podium, and it was obvious that he was angry, but even when he was angry, there was a kind smile on his face , without contacting the situation before and after, just glanced at it, and probably thought this person was happy.

"Students whose names have been called stand up and explain the situation." Professor Kongtiao took out a list, and all the students stared at their desktops like quails, not daring to breathe.

"Narusiso Annasui."

"Yes, Professor!" Anna Sui stood up in a jerk.

"I didn't skip class, very good. Explain, what is written in the thesis, the following content is a full 800 words, and I can summarize it clearly in one sentence."

"Uh, that, professor..." Anna Sui racked her brains for an excuse as a drop of cold sweat dripped from her forehead.The reason why the following papers are so bad is, of course, that they were rushed out one hour before the deadline, and it is impossible to meet the word count standard without water injection.

"I haven't made up a reason in five seconds, so don't go back, sit down, and hand in a new one at the weekend."

"Yes." Anna Sui sat down dejectedly, and while listening to Professor Kong Tiao lecture the others, she freed her brain to think. Why did she think the people in the photos were kind and gentle? This is obviously a personal worry.I heard that Professor Kujo from the Department of Oceanography next door took students to the aquarium to see dolphins at his own expense, and also brought interesting specimens of starfish to display in class. Everyone was in a relaxed mood during class, damn it!Squeezing my hair, I regretted being confused by the photos at the beginning, so I chose to be strict with the empty professor after all precautions.

It's due this weekend, and I don't have time to visit Two-dimensional even if I count other courses. Ahhh, how did it become like this? It's all because of the wrong choice at the beginning!

On the podium, Professor Kongtiao spread out the textbooks: "...Now we start a new course, cheer up!"

In unison: "Yes."

After school at noon, Anna Sui went to the cafeteria with her new friends, her face full of lovelessness: "Hey, Smith sauce, did you choose one of the two empty slots and choose one of the two empty slots, did you choose Professor Jonah's subordinates? It's completely different from the picture!"

"No, I really like botany, wait, you are not Japanese, why do you speak very Japanese, like in anime, do you have time to watch it?"

Anna Sui wiped her face: "I'm sorry, I've been learning Japanese by myself recently, and I unconsciously have a bit of oral addiction."

Smith patted his shoulder: "Professor Kujo is of Japanese descent. If you want to learn Japanese, you may go to him for advice. Maybe seeing you study hard will lower the standard of your thesis."

Anna Sui expressed her face: "You are serious, this possibility does not exist at all."

"Hahaha, I was discovered by you, and I will treat you to a hamburger as an apology."

"A double meat burger!"

The food is delightful. Anna Sui opened her mouth wide to bite like a hamburger, but before she started eating, she suddenly thought of something, put down the hamburger and clasped her hands together, saying in Japanese: "I'm starting."

Smith's black line: "Do you have to copy even your habits when you learn Japanese by yourself? You, with an American face, don't match this etiquette at all."

"Cultivate language habits."

Just as they were talking, the same voice came from behind the two: "I'm starting."

Um?The two turned their heads to look back, and immediately turned back after seeing clearly, silently mouthing: "Kuan bar." There are still two.

It's really embarrassing to meet the professor who was teaching the students just now while eating in the cafeteria.I rolled my eyes to find a new seat, but during the noon school break, the seats were full, and there were no other seats at all. Okay, sit bravely, and maybe you can hear what Professor Kongjo looks like after class.

"What's going on in the valley."

Smith: ...

It's Japanese, I can't understand a single word, Gan.

Anna Sui whispered, "I'm learning Japanese and I can understand a little bit with guesswork. Look at me." Picking up the hamburger and eating it absent-mindedly, she actually listened to the conversation with her ears up.

"The food in the cafeteria is really unpalatable. It's far worse than what I cook."

Well, Professor Kujo can cook?Unbelievable, whoever it was, felt very strange.

"Well, yes, is there any fruit?"

"Dio, Wu Mi, Golden Pickup, Ordinary, which one do you want?"

"I want it all."

"Yeah, yeah, here you go, all for you."

Anna Sui: They never left their seats. Where did the fruit come from? Masaka, the person who is speaking has the ability to produce fruit as a stand-in?If I remember correctly, the appearance of these two empty doubles is muscular and strong. Imagine the picture, uh, the contrast is bigger than the difference between the photo and the person.

Jingle Bell

English: "Hello, empty note...Thanks for the notice, I'll be right there."

Turn off the phone, Japanese: "Jonah, don't eat, go, go to the police station."

"What happened."

"Xu Lun and the others went out for racing and clashed with the local racing gang, and beat them all to the hospital. Among them, the most arrogant ones even had their second child blown up."

Bang Dang, the sound of tableware hitting the plate, and a dull voice: "This, this is really very jojo, very nice."

"Hey!"

"Okay, ok, no kidding, let's go, the kid is so violent, he even beat up the dick, tsk tsk. Ni-chan, tell me, who did this?"

Pause: "It's all possible."

"Familiar with the prison opening, I hope there won't be another Dio for us to kill."

"Yeah, yeah, hit a thief."

Anna Sui didn't care about the risk of being taught by the professor. She looked behind the professor and watched them leave with a dazed expression. She always felt that she had heard something serious and would be silenced if she was found out.

Smith pushed Anna Sui: "What did you hear, with such a shocked expression."

Hearing that the child of the professor's family beat up the gangster's second child and was sent to the police station, can you talk about this kind of thing, no, how can you fix it, can't say it's really uncomfortable.

After tidying up his expression, he ate the last bit of hamburger, and made a little processing: "It's nothing, I heard the professor complain that the child at home is rebellious."

"It turns out that professors also worry about children's education."

"Well, go ahead, I want a hamburger."

……

In the police station, the three jojos gathered together to chat.

Xu Lun: "Huo Zhigao said that Dad and the others were also involved in the game. In his words, we are now a remake of the classic."

Sakura: "I didn't use my strength, I didn't blow up those dicks."

Giorno: "Gold experience level C, I didn't blow it up."

The two looked at Xu Lun.

Xu Lun: "Why, why do you look at me? Although Shi Zhiyou is powerful, I can control her. She definitely didn't do it!" In Dad's words, when you see something that doesn't please your eyes, beat it until your mother doesn't recognize it. That's fine, there's no need to blow up the second child.

Sakura hammered her palm with her fist: "Then there is only one truth of the matter, and there is another person at the scene, and that is the evil spirit!"

Giorno: "We are all substitute messengers, and it is impossible to see other substitutes."

Sakura: "Then, other superpowers."

Xu Lun scratched his head: "At the beginning, those people should be held down forcibly, and Qiao Luno should treat them." Qiao Luno treated one, and the rest heard the screams, and managed to slip away faster than rabbits. The wood is big and the wood is big.

While chatting, a policeman's voice came from outside: "Mr. Kujo, it's right ahead, please follow me."

Chattering kids immediately strained the voice.

"Dad is here, so fast, what should I do?"

Xu Lun: "I have an idea. Now is a rare opportunity. Let's reproduce the classic scene that Huo Zhigao said."

Giorno, Sakura: Yeah, yeah.

"You don't do it, I do it, I really look forward to Dad's face." Xu Lun showed an excited and yearning look, and lay down facing the wall before anyone came.

The sound of footsteps approaching, a helpless voice: "Xu Lun..."

Xu Lun turned his head to look over, saw that it was Jotaro, shouted nicely, sat up, and yelled: "Yeah Kama, you stinky dad!" Dad's expression froze, his face turned black, Sai Kuo Ni hi iron duck clatter!

Sakura and Giorno Seal clapped, did it, Xu Lun did it, Si Guoyi!

Bang, Jonah, who was following behind, saw this classic scene and hit his chin on his feet: "Now I seem to understand how Mommy felt back then."

Jotaro didn't want to talk, his face was like the bottom of a pot.

Which bastard taught Xu Lun badly, and dragged Euler out for half an hour!

I also saw the joy of re-enactment of the classic: "Is this jojo? When I first talked about it, I just wanted to persecute Brother Kong Tiao secretly when the black history was revealed. I never thought that it would be re-enacted. Strong, invincible, yes I'm so happy that Qianlang lost."