brother's bizarre adventure

After the Golden Snakeskin was dealt with by the Almighty SPW Consortium, Jonah did not package it as a gift for Jotaro immediately. After all, it is neither a New Year nor a holiday, nor is it their birthday. ghost.

For such an interesting gift, of course, you must choose a lively and festive day that the recipient will absolutely not be able to refuse - that's Christmas for you!

The two of Kujo's family spend Christmas together, anyway, they are close, and the invincible housekeeping ex stand-in, Huo Zhixin, is happy in the kitchen, arranging all kinds of special dishes, and others decorate the house.

With the help of the stand-in, the house was quickly decorated in a festive atmosphere.The Christmas tree was covered with presents, and after everyone finished hanging, Jonah took out the snakeskin pants gift that he had prepared earlier. The box was carefully packaged, with patterns of dolphins and starfish on it, and it seemed that it was for Jotaro.

"Father, what's in it?" Xu Lun was curious, would adults prepare gifts for each other? He had never seen it before.

Jonah smiled happily: "It's a gift, I've been prepared to stay here for Christmas."

Giorno, who was drinking a drink on the sofa, saw this expression, and said to Sakura who was sitting next to him: "Dad is smiling so happily, it must not be a good gift, maybe Mr. Jotaro will beat him today, and I am happy to say that they When I was young, I would fight when I disagreed." It sounds nothing like the current dad, but for children, the other side of the dad is quite attractive.

Sakura casually pressed the remote control to change the channel: "Even if we play, we won't find out. After we saw it by accident last time, we haven't seen it again, but Huo Zhixin is a good stand-in. He will tell us every time, Dad and Mr. Jotaro The relationship between them is really harmonious." No matter what happens, fighting each other for ten years, is this the tacit understanding of twins?

Xu Lun didn't think of this. When she heard the word "gift", she looked at Jotaro: "Father, it's interesting to give gifts to each other. Have you prepared a gift?"

Jotaro: ...

This is really not true. After so many years of Christmas, we only prepare gifts for the children, never for the brothers. Who would have thought that today would happen suddenly.

Xu Lun made a grimace: "Father Dumb."

Jonah made a rescue: "It's okay, you just need to open the gift in front of everyone later and accept it."

Jotaro: When I say that, I feel a little flustered, what the hell is this guy doing, forget it, forget it, it can’t be something like herring fruit.However, if it's really a tricky gift... a headache.

Huozhi is happy to come out with dishes at this time, a must-eat Christmas dish - roast turkey.

"Stop watching TV, come over to eat, and wash the dishes at the end."

When the chef spoke, everyone put down what they were doing and sat around the table, eating and drinking, and not taking anything to heart.

After the meal, the gift opening session began. After the children's gifts were unwrapped, Jotaro made full mental preparations, took the gift box decorated with dolphins and starfish, and opened the ribbon in the expectant eyes of everyone.

Slowly lift the lid, see the contents through a crack, a big question mark rises on the forehead.It's not a herring fruit, it's not a prank toy that will reveal a fist when you open a seam, it's just a fabric with a strange pattern. Is this a normal gift?

"Dad, Dad, what is the gift?" Xu Lun raised her head and tried to see what was in the box, but the difference in height was that of 195, so she couldn't see it no matter how much she stepped on, so she released Stone Freedom and moved her head together look.

"It's so beautiful." He lifted the lid, took out the gift, and shook it off, "Si Guoyi!"

Jotaro: Careless, this thing is not normal at all.Who will give snakeskin pattern pants as a gift, can this thing be worn out?

Xu Lun was very excited: "Dad, wear it!"

"I refuse." Jotaro took the pants from Shi Zhiyue's hand, folded them and stuffed them into the box, and said to Jonah, who had been laughing all the time, "I will put this thing at the bottom of the box, and I will never wear it go out."

Jonah couldn't help laughing: "Whatever you want, don't throw it away. The material of these pants is a real snake. It took a lot of effort to catch it."

Xu Lun's attention was attracted, and he asked, "Snake, Dad, why did you catch the snake!" Ying, like Giorno, pricked up her ears and listened secretly.

Jonah: Yay, daddy does more interesting things than snakes. Why are these kids interested in snakes? Well, since they want to hear it, let’s make a cool story out of the real situation. .

"The thing is like this." Jonah opened a bottle of Coke and started to make up a story, "One day I went out to do research and encountered it in the rainforest..." The amateur cartoonist with more brains than the surface of the moon easily made up a magnificent story. , fantasy, battle, blood, and rescue stories, the children clapped their hands and applauded.

After everyone finished listening to the story, Jotaro said calmly, "Xu Lun, don't listen to his nonsense. This pattern is a Burmese python that can be seen everywhere in Florida."

Jonah showed a violent expression: "It can't be repaired, don't tear it down so quickly." Everyone is adoring after listening to the story.

"Your story is outrageous."

"Oh, that's not a reason to expose it." Jonah poured a glass of wine and yelled at Jotaro, "Fuck it."

"Don't even think about it."

The children ignored the conflict between the Kongtiao brothers and gathered together to discuss in a low voice.

Xu Lun: "I want to catch one of the Burmese pythons that can be seen everywhere."

Sakura: "It's very dangerous." It sounds very dangerous for underage children to catch snakes.

"Stay tape." Xu Lun clenched his fists, "I am an invincible stand-in messenger."

Giorno: "Father said whoever says invincible first loses."

Xu Lun: "We're not going to fight. There's nothing wrong with claiming to be invincible. Giorno, I'm going to catch the snake. Do you want to go?"

Sakura: "Alone is too dangerous, I will join."

Giorno broke into a cold sweat: "Do you really want to catch someone alive? I can make one for you." The life created by the golden experience is exactly the same as the real one.

Xu Lun: "That's so boring. Will you come, Qiao Luno? Jojo has experienced strange adventures since he was a child. Now, an excellent adventure is in front of him. Do you want to miss it?"

Giorno turned his head to look at Brother Kongtiao, the two were fighting for wine, while Huo Zhigao and Platinum Star watched the excitement.

Looking back at Xu Lun: "Join." It's so exciting and jojo to engage in dangerous activities without telling the parents.

……

Anna Sui, who claimed to be angry after seeing the angel, studied hard at the No. 1 community high school, and was admitted to the University of Florida with excellent grades. On the day she received the result, she invited friends to dinner and praised the beauty of the angel at the dinner after drinking too much. It blows so that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on the ground.

Carrying tons of bottles of wine: "If I can see an angel again, I am willing to give everything."

The drunk man booed: "Take us together, we also want to see the angels."

Friends who participated in the comic exhibition together: "This guy has been out of his mind since he visited the comic exhibition last time, but this kind of confused brain can be admitted to university, really. Why did you invite these guys? Mrs. Qian Is it a lot, really, it's so noisy."

Another: "Who knows, we are not paying the bill anyway, but Anna Sui drank so much, will we carry him home later?"

"Yes."

"It's really boring. If we are also drunk, don't we have to send him home?"

"It makes sense." Copying the wine bottle, "Do it!"

"Dry!"

Outside the window of the restaurant, three passers-by walked by, all with distinctive hairstyles, donuts, Mickey hair, and ultra-short hair. They glanced at the state of the demons dancing in the restaurant and chatted.

Mickey's head: "Drinking like this, dad and the others are fine after drinking." The pink hair at the head looks like a lunatic, which is really rude.

Donut: "Dad's stand-in can cheat. It can absorb all the alcohol and drink as much as water. I was told by Huo Zhigao." Huo Zhigao is so useful, I didn't expect Dad to cheat like this.

Mickey head: "Nari! It's still possible to do this. As expected of Dad, you can easily do things that ordinary people can't do." It seems that it is necessary to develop a new usage of Stone Freedom.

Ultra-short hair: "Hizhigao can cheat, but what about Mr. Jotaro, Platinum Star is not an auxiliary stand-in."

Donut: "I don't know, this is probably the invincible Platinum Star." Maybe when it's Platinum Star, stop and change the wine for water.

All in unison: Yeah, yeah, beat the thief.