brother's bizarre adventure

Knowing Jonah's intentions, Kotomine Kirei held the cross on his chest: "No problem, but..."

Generally speaking, "but" will be followed by a condition that is difficult to implement or an embarrassing price, but the priest is not an ordinary person, and his but is followed by a topic that is completely irrelevant.

"I don't think the hot pot yesterday is very satisfying."

If someone else hears this, they will definitely wonder, what is the connection between magic props and hot pot, and it seems inconsistent to put these two in the same sentence.Jonah was different. He jumped in his mind and instantly understood the hidden meaning behind the words of the nickname Father Mapo, and asked, "A pot of super spicy mapo tofu?"

The priest smiled: "Yes, one pot." Yesterday's super spicy hot pot was not tasty enough, so today I'm here to make it more exciting.

"No problem, wait." Jonah turned and walked out.

Kotomine Kirei watched Jonah's leaving back and kissed the cross: "Thank the Lord, thank you Mapo Tofu."

Lord: Go away, you goddamn Ma Po priest, may there be no peppers in heaven.

Jonah's movements were fast. It didn't take long for a plate of mapo tofu, which looked terrible to look at, to come out of the pot. He took it to find Kotomine Kirei. He thought that the magic props would have to wait for a while, but he didn't expect that the props had already been made when he arrived. end.

Kotomine Kirei took a sniff, his eyes lit up, and he pushed a box in his hand towards Jonah: "The thing is inside, and the side effects are minimal, just wear it directly."

"Thank you." Passing the mapo tofu, Jonah sat on the edge of the table, picked up the box, opened it, his expression was blank, closed it with a snap, opened it again, and raised his forehead, "Kirei, what is the shape of the magic prop?" It’s a pair of magical girl transformation earrings???” Huan Temiao belongs to Rum, you thick-eyed priest was only dragged to play cosplay, are you still teaching to watch horse monkey shochu after you’re done, your master Don't you feel offended, the priest is terrifying.

If Kotomine Kirei heard this voice, he would definitely answer: Look, Kim Pika bought a complete set, and when he has nothing to do, he will use manga to tempt the Lord's believers.Besides, this horse monkey shochu is not a pure fiction, there are prototypes in it, and it will be very interesting to imagine the prototype when watching it.In response to Jonah's doubts, he raised his head from the mapo tofu, with a sly look hidden in his eyes: "I thought you, the original author, would like this shape, and made it like this on purpose."

Jonah was caught in a dilemma. It was strange to say whether he liked it or not. In the end, he could only say dryly: "Thank you for your trouble." Feeling that something strange would happen if he continued to stay, he closed the lid with a snap and lifted his foot. Leave, "Eat slowly, I still have something to do at home, let's go first."

Seeing Jonah's leaving figure, Kotomine Kirei said regretfully to himself: "I just wanted to ask if I should wear it for you. But..." His eyes fell on the mapo tofu in front of him, and he continued to bury his head in tasting it. The sweat never stopped, and it could be seen that he ate very happily.

Outside the church, Jonah held the earrings and didn't know what to do: "Happy fire, I can wear a skirt to the Manzhan cos horse monkey shochu, and I can wear a corset on the street in a foreign country, but I can't accept wearing a formal suit with a horse monkey at the same time." Shochu earrings, do you understand this feeling, Kirei must have done it on purpose, this maple is languishing right now."

Huo Zhixin popped up happily, and rubbed his chin: "I understand, things like painting style, you can either not change it, or change it at all. Seriousness and self-indulgence cannot exist at the same time, and mix-and-match styles are absolutely impossible!"

Jonah slapped his thigh fiercely: "That's it!"

"So you want to hang something?" Huo Zhixin smiled and stared at Jonah's ear.

Kongjo Jonah, a person who often lets go of himself but has a weird persistence, will only retain one style of dressing at the same time, and there will never be any mix.For example, if someone wants to play cosplay at the manga exhibition after class, they will usually choose to wear cosplay clothes under normal clothes, and take off their coats to change clothes with one click after class.Jonah will not, he will prepare two sets of clothes, a set of serious formal suits for class, and a full set of cosplay equipment, which includes underwear and socks.There will never be a situation where a Two-dimensional patterned underwear is worn inside a formal suit.

The style of painting must be unified, which can be regarded as a special case of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Now let him wear magical girl transformation earrings on himself without playing cosplay, it's uncomfortable, uncomfortable.

Jonah opened and closed the box, opened and closed it, and asked Huo Zhigao: "I'll serve Ma Po another plate of chili now, will he change this prop into a different shape, anything is fine, not a magical girl. "Now it is impossible for him to wear a cosplay costume on his body, and wearing magical girl earrings is very unsuitable.

Huozhi happily shook his head: "No, Ma Po is clearly going to persecute you now, even if you put a ton of peppers on him, he won't change your shape. You can say anything else, aren't you afraid that he will change his shape into a green heart or a cross? There are many styles that don't match."

Imagine that scene, Jonah wiped his face: "I am a star pie, I will never wear a green heart." It was Dio's decoration, and Qiao's family looked hard at it. As for the cross, it was even worse.

Handed the box to Huo Zhigao: "You hang it up, in order not to treat Kim Pika as a good son, you have to go all out!"

"Hey." Huo Zhigao quickly put earrings on the main body and gave a thumbs up, "Nice, do you want to see it in the mirror?"

"I refuse, as long as I don't look at it, this thing doesn't exist." He stepped on the gas pedal, "Hey, go to the mall to buy something, don't think about getting away with that golden pickup so easily."

"It's an expression of preparation for persecution. What are you going to buy?"

Jonah smiled: "The Complete Works of Mathematical Olympiad. Children should look like children. How about going out to play every day? Staying at home and doing quizzes is the popular style of painting. I hope the Holy Grail War will instill mathematics knowledge into the heroic spirits. Otherwise, mathematics will not be a thing. No, hahahahaha!" Use the command spell to order, and you are not allowed to go out to play until you finish, Kim Picka, feel the horror of mathematics.

"Olympiad is not enough, I suggest you take calculus."

"Nice!"

The young pickup who was playing football with the children in the park: "Suddenly felt a little cold on the back, what is the Master thinking?" After thinking for a while, he couldn't figure it out, and shook his head, "That guy said it himself, he won't shoot at the cubs, Ben Wang is safe."

The little friend who played football was dissatisfied: "Jill, don't stand still with the ball, play well."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is the beginning." Kim Picka, known as Jill, took a good pose and kicked the football, a beautiful curved banana ball, and successfully shot.

The friends surrounded Jill, bouncing around: "We won again, hahaha. Jill, keep going."

"I'm tired, I want to buy drinks at the mall, do you want to go?"

"Go, go, go." The friends surrounded Jill and walked to the mall, chatting and laughing all the way. The very children were very happy.

Arriving at the mall, Jill saw a familiar figure and smiled at the friends: "You are lucky, I will treat you to the next drink."

All in unison: "Jill is great."

"You guys stop here and wait for me for a while." Jill rubbed his fists, rushed towards someone, hugged the other person's leg, raised his head, "Dad!"

Jonah shook his hand, and the product in his hand fell to the ground, and his voice trembled slightly: "Hey, Kim Pika, why are you here." Don't use your face to make a cat-headed expression, it's impossible to fix it with a thunderbolt.

Kim Picka: "Bring my friends a drink, Master." Turning around, he pointed at the group of radish heads.

"..." Jonah chatted with Huozhi in private, his tone was very weak, "I probably know why I bumped into Kim Pika, it's the golden rule, this guy doesn't want to pay for the treat himself, the golden rule asked me to be his wallet, huh !"

Huo Zhixin was in a good mood, and said: "I see that his mentality is normal now, he doesn't want to hug him, he doesn't want to take pictures, he even wants to beat this kind of brat, magic props are useful. The main body, big victory."

"It's good news." Jonah rubbed the top of Pika's head ferociously, "Ask my father to take you to the Throne of Heroes, brother."

"Drinks." Kim Picka spread his hands.

"Drink, drink, what kind of drink do a group of children drink? Drinking water is healthy." Jonah put his hand on top of Kim Pika's head, pushed him forward, and smiled in front of his group of friends, "You are Jill's friends Well, just mention whatever you want to drink, I'll treat you."

"Yay, thanks Papa Jill! I want to drink xx."

Kim Picka looked up and smiled happily: "Master, I didn't say that."

"To shut up."

……

Jonah would have been very happy before spending a lot of money to win the favor of a bunch of little radishheads, and he is also the most beautiful dad when he turns off the halo, yay!Now, feeling tired and not in love, he gave the car to Huo Zhigao to drive, and he seriously instructed Kim Pickup who was sitting in the co-pilot: "There will be no battle now, that little magic power is enough for you to move around, and change back quickly."

"My king refuses, the life of children in this era is very interesting. Besides..." the angelic boy said devil-like words, "Master, you look very distressed, and I will not grow up just because of this."

"You devil." Jonah gritted his teeth, "If that's the case, don't blame me for being rude." He reached for the bag on the back seat, took out a thick book and put it on Gympika's lap, "The little ones of this era A child's life is more than easy. In the name of Command Spells, Archer, complete all the topics in this book."

The Command Spell takes effect.

This time, it's Jinpika's turn to grit his teeth: "Empty note!" Open the book, @#￥%*!The expression was blank, "What are these xx (Uruk swear words)?"

"It's mathematics." Jonah smiled and touched Kim Pika's head kindly, "Hey, feel the charm of the God of Mathematics, you will fall in love with it, hahahahaha."

"Empty note, wait for this king!"

"Well, I'll wait." Jonah didn't take Kim Picka's threat to heart. Hearing this every day, his ears were almost calloused. He added, "If you draw manga, I can make you do less. How about a page of math problems, it's easier to draw cartoons."

Kim Picka closed the exercise book heavily, turned his head to look out the window, and decided to carry out the plan tonight. If he dared to do such a thing to the king, he must pay the price.

The power of the command spell is very miraculous. After arriving at the Kongjo House, Gympika's body was 1 unwilling, but he held the exercise book and did not let go. He moved to the study step by step, sat down obediently, ignored the figures, and began to study mathematics by himself.

Jonah stood by the table and smiled very happily: "King of Heroes, do you know mathematics? No, I can teach you. Although I have a Ph.D. in botany and am not good at mathematics, this level is still no problem."

"Are you laughing at me, miscellaneous cultivator, get out." The Holy Grail will only instill common sense in modern life, and will not bring mathematics knowledge. Serious people who grab the Holy Grail use mathematics. To sum up, the title of this book, the hero Wang Qiqiao has opened up six orifices, and the rest has no clue.

Jonah: "Hey, you learn slowly, I'll smash walnuts, walnuts make up your brain." Laughing and leaving.

Sensing that the person was walking away, Kim Pica opened Wang Cai and took out a bottle: "Wang rewards and punishments are clear, empty note, wait."

...

In the middle of the night, Gympika Reiko, who was dizzy from reading math problems, sneaked into the room where Jonah was, lit the sleeping incense prepared in advance, and made sure that the person and the double would not wake up, and approached the sleeping person with a grim expression.

Open your mouth and slowly pour the liquid in the bottle.

The ferocious expression turned into joy. If it wasn't for fear of waking up the invincible stand-in messenger next door, Kim Picka would have let out a king's rampant laughter on the spot.

Theoretically, heroic spirits cannot harm the master, but asking the master to drink alcohol with slight side effects is called harm, no, so the Holy Grail will not stop it.Besides, the Holy Grail itself can't protect itself now, and it is completely powerless to stop it.

The side effects took effect very quickly, and Wang looked at the effect he had made with satisfaction, and left as a spiritual child.It's just that when he showed his figure, he found that he was brought to the desk by the command spell, and in front of him was the familiar collection of Olympiad questions.The first page was opened, and there were circles and grimaces drawn on it, everything, except that there was no disintegration process.

"Miscellaneous repair!" He thumped the table.

……

On a beautiful morning, Jotaro, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly heard a childish roar from the next door: "Kimpika, you bastard, get out and die!" He woke up instantly, sat up from the bed suddenly, and had no time to tidy up his messy hairstyle and put on a hat , Unscrew the door to see the situation.

I saw a familiar yet unfamiliar teenager rushing out of Jonah's room, wearing pajamas that were too big to fit, and threw something forward when he caught something: "Kimpika, did you do this, stop and let me go!" I'll beat you up!" After a while, the house was in a mess.

Jotaro looked forward, and the young Kinpica turned his head and stuck out his tongue to make a grimace: "rerorerorerorero, come on, they are all children who are afraid of others."

He must have slept in the wrong position yesterday and had a strange hallucination, Jotaro thought, close the door, rub his face to wake himself up, and open the door.

The boy tripped over inappropriate clothes and fell right in front of him. He looked up with a surprised expression: "Jo Taro, use your invincible platinum star to catch that golden pickup, I'm going to beat him up!"

Jotaro's voice trembled slightly: "Jonah?" Mom, your son is out of play, and you probably have to raise him again.

"Yes, that bastard plotted against me, don't be stunned, go and catch him." The cub Jonah thumped the ground.

Oh, my, god, Jotaro couldn't help repeating the catchphrase of old man Joseph, bent down and hugged his brother, raised it up to his eyes, and didn't know how to say: "Uh..." Kawaii, nice!

Sakura was woken up, and opened the door with sleepy eyes: "It's so noisy..." Seeing the situation, she froze, "Dad?"

Looking at the chaotic situation, Gympika stopped, stood on a chair condescendingly and let out a king's laugh: "Hahahahaha."