brother's bizarre adventure

Hearing the voice of happiness behind him vaguely, Jonah compared the letter V to himself in his heart: big victory, yeah.What kind of Holy Grail War is going to be fought, and going to Emiya's house for dinner is the kingly way!Wait, fork out the last sentence, people from Kujo's family are forbidden to go to Emiya's house for dinner.

Gilgamesh saw the ecstasy in the back of his master, and felt a little uncomfortable for a while. This guy has a side that even the king can't see through, which makes the king troubled.

Showing his figure, he asked, "Hey, Kujo, how do you know so many things about the Holy Grail War?"

"Want to know?" Jonah turned around and smiled, "I won't tell you." I've seen your animations so I know the plot. Can I talk about this kind of thing? Of course I can't.

Gilgamesh was upset: "You can't hide anything from the king."

Facing Wang's displeasure, Jonah didn't panic at all. He had seen too much in the past few days.As long as he doesn't get stabbed in the back by his apprentice like Tohsaka Tokiomi, he is actually quite safe as Kim Pika's master.If the heart is big enough, you can persecute each other with Kim Pica and get pleasure. Life can be described as quite colorful.

Now go find Huo Zhixiu, what should I do when I go home.

Stepping out of the temple gate, Jonah's expression cracked and he was shocked: "Happy Fire, what did you do?"

I saw that Huo Zhixin didn't know what he had done to the gatekeeper Assassin. The old man was no longer hostile, and he was happily controlling the toy car with the remote control handle.In order to increase the fun, the small open space next to the gate is unknown who used bamboo to set up a winding and complicated track. Assassin controls the car to drive on the mini track, and his expression resembles that of Takumi Fujiwara when racing.

Surprised, happy, relaxed, addicted.

Huo Zhigao cheered and shouted: "Cool, nice, great, go!"

The picture is both funny and sad. The heroic spirit who was illegally summoned and can only walk in front of the door is really sad.

Hearing the exclamation of the main body, Huo Zhi turned around happily, with a look of course: "I'm not doing anything, I'm just having fun." He said before that he would teach assassin how to play with cars, and now he has done it, it's as simple as that.

Jonah wiped his face, let his expression return to normal, and said to Assassin, "Go ahead, I didn't see anything." He greeted Huo Zhixiong, "Let's go, the matter is settled, go home for dinner."

"Oh." Huo Zhixin greeted Assassin with a smile, "I'll come over when I have time, and I'll bring you food next time. I made it. Kim Picka said it was nice after eating it."

assassin: ...

This guy is so familiar.

Gilgamesh walked out of the gate, glanced at this Assassin, which was completely different from the setting in the Fourth World War, and gave him a big E in the threat column.

The happy words of the fire: "Don't put this king and this kind of lame hero in the same sentence, that is an offense to the king."

Huo Zhixin floated down the steps behind Jonah. When he couldn’t see Assassin, he grinned and taunted: “The king who doesn’t have enough magic power and can’t use big moves.” As a heroic spirit, being unable to fight is no different from salted fish. Of course, he refused to acknowledge Kim Pika’s magic power Not enough is because of the master's pot.

The incompatibility of the superpower system cannot be considered weak, it is the fault of the world.

It’s okay not to mention the magic power, but when it comes to the magic power, Gilgamesh is furious. He has never seen such a rubbish master with a magic power reserve. He can’t bear to drag down the king’s combat effectiveness.

An idea came to mind, and he asked, "Kong Tiao, you consider yourself a reliable adult and cannot allow minors to participate in battles, so what do you think of malicious minors?"

"What are you going to do?" Jonah was vigilant, stopped and turned to look at Kim Pica, "If you shoot a child, you will return to the throne of heroes."

"No, no, this king is not interested in that kind of kid. What this king wants to say is, how will you punish yourself if you attack a minor?"

Jonah: It feels like this pickup is being tricked, but it doesn't matter, the real invincible is not afraid of any challenge.

Answer: "I am a person who has the halo of an old father. No matter how bad a child sees me, he can't help but call him father. I will never do anything to minors. Give up, don't design in this direction."

"You said that yourself." Gilgamesh laughed loudly, "I want to see how far your so-called aura can go, and how far you can stick to the so-called bottom line of not shooting at children." Wang Zhi Caibao appeared next to him, took out a bottle of drink in a golden package, and drank it down in one gulp.

However, this arrogant and domineering hero king who is always the number one in the world has shrunk in place and turned into a very charming young man.

The handsome boy with blond hair and red eyes showed an innocent expression, and deliberately called out an inappropriate address: "Daddy?"

Jonah's expression cracked, and he spread his paws furiously: "Kim... Jinpika... Gan, don't call me daddy, you are my uncle."

The cub tilted his head: "Master said it himself, children can't help but call you daddy when they see you, what did I do wrong."

"Ahhh." Jonah couldn't help but plucked his hair, and with his long legs, he crossed several steps with one leg to the front of Kim Picka, looking straight at the new lady, "Don't make such a joke, change back quickly .”

"No." The beautiful boy shook his head, "Master's magic power is too weak, it can't continue to provide the magic power for the adult body's activities, and the larvae will save more magic power."

Huo Zhi laughed happily: "Ontology, you are a father again, congratulations." Counting Xu Lun, this is the fourth one, the halo of the old father who has not been seen for a long time, Jona is invincible, breaking the sound!

Jonah was annoyed: "Get out, don't make trouble." He was not stupid, and his father's voice was clearly Kim Pika's intentional persecution. If he took it for granted, he might be punished by the will of the universe.It’s not a big deal to stop watching the excitement, and Jonah asked a question that he cared about when he watched the animation, “Gimpika, will the memory be lost when it gets smaller?”

"No." The young Kim Picka was really easy to talk, and took the initiative to throw out more settings, "The personality will be based on childhood, but the main does not mean that it is completely a child. It is not a problem to come up with an adult personality. It's just that , I'm really bored as an adult, I don't want him to come out."

"As expected of Kim Pica, even I hated it when I was a child." Jonah gave a thumbs up, and then he changed his expression and asked the next question that he cared about very much, "Can I still draw comics after I get smaller? Shojo manga has only just begun, so we can’t just give up like this.”

"My king has become like this, and what you are most concerned about is that you can't see the latest comics, miscellaneous repairs, and empty notes!" The adult Jinpika's emotions emerged, and he raised his fist to punch Jonah in a rage against the appearance of the larva. "Ola!"

Huo Zhixin was stunned: "This, this, if you read it right, it's JO, the golden pickup has been JO! The main body, have you seen it!" But he was surprised, why did the JO Jinpika shout? Ola is not Ula, obviously he is Ula's heroic spirit.Pause to think about it, and quickly thought of the reason, because Kim Pika was caught by Ola too many times, so many that it quickly formed a psychological shadow.Tsk tsk, after figuring this out, Huo Zhixiu shook his head again and again, he looked so childish, he could copy the voice of the enemy.

"Don't be surprised, you bastard." Jonah rubbed the nose that was hit, picked up the golden pickup and put it on his shoulder, and walked towards the parking direction while speaking swear words to persecute the new pickup, " Children should look like children—do your homework, drawing comics is your homework, don’t run away, start drawing when you get back.”

These words sounded really inhuman, and Young Jin Pika repeatedly hammered Jonah's head: "Miscellaneous repair." Of course, he didn't use too much force, but just expressed his dissatisfaction with movements.

Jonah smiled: "You were still calling me Dad just now, if I was a miscellaneous cultivator, what would you be?"

The young Jinpika froze, and after a while, the emotion of the adult came out again: "Kujo, Sinai!" He kicked Jonah's chest muscles hard with his foot, almost making himself fall.

"Yeah, yah, was Wang so naughty when he was young?" He hugged him and handed it to Huo Zhigao, "Come here."

Huo Zhigai took it reflexively, and then asked: "Why do we hold this kind of skin child, did your old father's halo shine on you?" Don't see the cub like an old hen, protecting it under the wings, Gan!

"It makes sense." Jonah patted his forehead, "For a moment, I thought this kind of yellow-haired boy was very handsome, and if it was a filter, it must be an illegal filter." Staring at Kim Picka in Huo Zhixin's arms, he said, Is there a strange setting on you?"

"It's normal to be attracted by Wang's charm."

"Sure enough, there is a strange setting. Happy Huo, put him down quickly, let's slip away."

"Nali, didn't I let him go after I complained just now?" Huo Zhigao was stunned.

Jonah: "No, you even changed him into a comfortable position."

"The devil, it's the devil." Huo Zhigao immediately closed his eyes, trying to resist the strange aura of the young Kim Pika, and carefully placed him on the steps, as if he were placing a fragile doll.

Seeing this scene, Jonah held his forehead: "The effect of this skill is absolutely perfect." When the young Kim Pika landed successfully, he immediately withdrew his joy of fire, slipped away without looking back, and muttered in a low voice, "Could it be that the next Do you have to spend time with this kind of juvenile body, it's terrible."

The young Gympika stood on the steps, seeing Jonah's almost fleeing back with an expression very similar to that of the adult: "Master, this is just the beginning.

Now, now that I'm a kid, I don't have to do my homework. "Bouncing down the steps," go and see what the children are playing now. "

On the way back to the car, Jonah seriously discussed with Huo Zhigao: "The juvenile golden pickup has a male-female kill charm skill, I know, but why is the effect so damn good!"

Huo Zhixin floated on the co-pilot, looking back with lingering fears, seeing no one in the back seat, his heart sank in half: "Give him to me for a moment, my mind is full of old father's love for my melon son, I can't wait to take a picture Make a big show in the circle of friends."

Jonah was sweating coldly on his forehead: "So this is the superimposed effect of our old father's buff and the cub's Gympika's charm buff, shit, I don't want a son like Gympika."

Huo Zhigao: "I want to smoke a cigarette to calm down."

Jonah replied reflexively: "No, smoking is not good for children's health."

The joy of fire, Jonah: ...

Silence, awkward silence.

Jonah motioned for Huo Zhigao to drive, took his hands off the steering wheel, covered his face and lay back, and wailed under his palms: "The old father's harmless buff actually has side effects in this way. Your uncle, the Holy Grail War, is Tokiomi wrong!"

"Where are we going next, back to Kujo House? I always feel that the pickup truck will wait for us at home, and then make us do some embarrassing things in front of Jotaro and Sakura."

"Absolutely not." Jonah sat up startled in his dying illness, "Wouldn't I be like a pervert who is interested in teenagers when something like that happens, I am not a pervert." With slightly trembling hands, he took out the phone, "I will give the professional The magician called and asked how to turn off the buff."

"Gimpica's buff can't be turned off, even with magic props."

"I'm not stupid. What I want to turn off is my old father's buff. As long as I don't treat that guy as my son, I can use my self-control to resist that little charm." The call is connected, "Kennissan, there is something I want to ask for your help."

Professional magicians really have a solution. Kenneth provided several very feasible methods, which made Jonah feel at ease.Hang up the phone: "Go to the church, ask Kirei to make some magic props, the buffs will superimpose, right, this will not happen again, hahaha!"