brother's bizarre adventure

Jonah took a step back, let his neck out of the range of the weapon, and made an invitation: "There is no one at home, come in and talk?"

"Dare to play tricks to send you to see the Holy Grail." The red archer put away his weapon, and walked into the room while saying harsh words.

Lancer: "crumbs!" Walk in behind the red archer.

Huozhi happily popped up, looked at the backs of the two, and touched his chin: "The Archer version is really different from the Berserker version. I don't know why I start to miss that black Barsaka Heroic Palace with heavy makeup on his face." Quiet To be able to play, the most important thing is to be able to play [-]/[-] with Jinpica (referring to Master filter).

Jonah hit the nail on the head: "Basaka robbed your kitchen, you forgot."

"Disappointing!" Huo Zhixiu knocked on Jonah's head, and flew away angrily.

"Where are you going?"

"Make tea."

Jonah shrugged and walked to the living room, where the red and blue heroic spirits sat on the sofa and stared at each other.

"It was agreed that those who get drunk first will be manipulated by those who get drunk later. You heroes can't play tricks, and you are willing to admit defeat." Jonah sat down, raised his legs, and relaxed his posture, "Besides, the wine was given by the King of Heroes. He is the main reason for people to settle accounts."

Lancer: "Heroic spirits can get drunk, aren't you, you are in the same group."

"Which eye of yours sees that we are in the same group." Jonah rolled his eyes, and pointed to Huo Zhixiong who came over with a teacup, "This guy was plotted against by Gympika, which caused me to have a terrible nightmare. Do such a thing?"

Huo Zhigao placed the tea tray heavily on the coffee table, and stood upright with his arms crossed: "In summary, we are all victims of Kim Picka, so don't hurt each other."

It makes sense, the murderous aura on the two heroic spirits has slightly decreased.

Archer: "What do you want to do?"

Jonah smiled slyly: "I called an invincible helper, and I'll be there tonight. Before that, please do one thing - help me grab the gold pickup card." , especially these two heroic spirits, one named Archer and the other Kirei's heroic spirit, wonderful.

Better than the famous scene in the white album.

"Hiss, you want to do something to Yanfeng?" Lancer was eager to try, he had been displeased with that happy priest for a long time, forced by the command spell system to obey orders obediently, it would be great if someone beat him.

Archer calmed down a little, and asked, "Why do you want to snatch the King of Heroes?" Now that the Holy Grail War can't be fought, if the King of Heroes who is like a big brother is snatched, it will only make things difficult for him.

"Of course he was ordered to accept strange things with Command Seals." Jonah said something scary in a very calm tone.

"Hiss." Now Archer also started to gasp, with a hint of excitement on his expression, "When will it start?"

"Now." Jonah stood up and walked out.

……

Father Yanfeng was praying daily in the prayer room. After reading the last line, he closed the Bible, tried to pick up the cross on his chest and kissed it as before, but found nothing.

Only then did I remember that I put the cross in the hands of my friend to ward off evil spirits.

"I don't know if Jonah's awake." He murmured to himself, walked out of the prayer room, and called into the air, "Lancer." Call some errands to see what's going on, he thought.

However, nothing happened when the shout came out, and question marks rose in my heart.

What about my lancer, what about the older Lancer?After clearly waking up, he immediately slipped back to self-isolation, where did he go now?

As for why Gilgamesh is not allowed to run errands, that is the uncle, he can't be manipulated, and he is probably in some video game city now.Moreover, Jonah was brought down because he did it, so people went over to check, and what to do if he was fed some weird king's collection.

"Really, let this strange Holy Grail War end quickly." The priest prayed sincerely.

After the prayer, the Lord did not respond as before. The sound of engines and speakers from far and near came from outside the church, as well as the passionate and invincible BGM, which was a familiar smell.

"Awake, so fast?" Kotomine Kirei walked out, and when he reached the door, the car stopped right in front of him.

Jonah is wearing a black windbreaker and black sunglasses, Mafia is very cinematic.After he got off, the rear door opened, and the two heroic spirits got out of the car at the same time, one on the left and the other on the right. They were also in black suits and sunglasses, very young.

The leader of Mafia led his two younger brothers to the priest, and Huo Zhigao stayed in the cab and continued to play the BGM. The scene was full of atmosphere.

The boss took off his sunglasses, his emerald eyes were full of coldness: "Hand over Gilgamesh."

Kotomine Kirei: ...

It's over, I woke up from the nightmare and have sequelae, didn't the Lord provide shelter? It's really sad.

"Uh, the King of Heroes isn't in the church."

"It's okay, his presence or absence doesn't affect the ending." The boss waved his white-gloved hand forward.

The little heroic spirit behind him walked up to the priest with his long legs, and pressed his shoulders with his hands behind his back.

Good guy, the priest called him a good guy.

"I have the ability to exorcise demons, do you want to try it?"

Hearing the word exorcism, Jonah couldn't hold back his old aura. He took out a cross from his pocket, and slammed it in front of the priest. The word fierce appeared on his face: "Did you put this thing?"

Kotomine Kirei nodded: "Yes, I think it can exorcise evil spirits, maybe it can make your dreams less evil." If it doesn't work, it won't do any harm.

"Oh." Jonah sneered, "This thing tricks me. In the dream, there is a happy priest whose voice is exactly like yours, and his ability is quite abnormal."

"Ah?" Kotomine Kirei was shocked, he couldn't suppress the evil but turned into an evil instead, how powerful is the Nightmare Fruit of the King of Heroes.

A qualified bad friend, no, a friend, should learn to adapt to the situation, so the priest closed his eyes and confessed: "My fault, you can do whatever you want."

I want to pour you into the sea, Jonah gritted his teeth, but he couldn't do such a perverted thing. He stuffed the cross into the priest's collar, and the cold metal caused physiological goosebumps to appear on the other's neck. There is a little joy.

Clapping his hands, he took a few steps back: "Let's have a fight, and then transfer Gilgamesh's contract to me." Beat the master first and then the heroic spirit, the stand-in messenger is so domineering and boring.

While speaking, his eyes signaled the two young heroes to step back and let the priest go free.

Kotomine Kirei moved his wrists and nodded: "Yes." It's perfectly fine to vent your anger in a fight. Adults should vent their emotions with their hands but not their mouths. Punching to the flesh is the highest etiquette.

"There is a small practice room in the church, let's go there." His eyes swept over Heroic Spirit and the BGM stand-in in the car, "Heroic Spirit and the stand-in should not follow."

"No problem, no one will bother you, let's go." Jonah stepped forward, put his hands on his shoulders, and walked in with Kotomine Kirei. The two looked quite familiar, and they didn't look like they were going to interact The look of being beaten.

Huozhi was happy to see their figures disappear behind the door, turned off the BGM, and poked his head out from the cab: "Archer, Lancer, are you okay, come and wait for them in the car, I brought poker, let's play together?"

Idle is also idle, let's play.

After successfully abducting the two heroic spirits into the car, Huo Zhixin smiled excitedly with a deck of cards: "Change the suit into the original clothes. Let's lose one set and take off one piece of clothing until only the underpants are left." Skin, the three present have few clothes, and their precision is not low. It doesn't matter whether it's fighting skills or tricks. It's an exciting game to see who loses first and only has pants left.

Archer calmly changed into the original skin. His skin and clothes were the most present, and he would not be the first to take it off. He asked, "What about after taking off?"

"Eat my fruit." Huo Zhigao produced two fruits on the spot, pointed to it and said, "It tastes great." The nightmare-inspired fruit is very, very bad.

"No, I mean after you take off your clothes." Archer glanced at Huo Zhixie from top to bottom, this guy had the least clothes on the scene, just one piece, and Lancer still wore a tights over his underpants.

Huo Zhixiu rolled his eyes and pointed to his strong figure: "This is my mimic skin. If I lose, I will tear the skin. You can tear whichever piece you want."

There are dense vines under the skin, what is there to see, Archer is speechless, but it is still an attitude, which is acceptable.

"I can, Lancer, and you."

"Can I tell you the main body, let him beat Yanfeng harder." Lancer said shocking words while changing clothes in seconds, "Please, please beat Yanfeng until he can't get up again."

Archer was surprised: "Lancer, do you have such a bad relationship with the master?" It is impossible for a master and slave who are really incompatible to be summoned successfully. What's going on with these two.

Lancer slammed the seat hard: "That heretic priest, I don't know what method he used, to coax Bazzett to give up the Holy Grail War and transfer the Heroic Spirit contract. Garbage, crumbs, XX (Irish swear words.)"

Ah, it turned out to be an abandoned domestic dog, no wonder the resentment is so deep.

Huo Zhixiu patted the autistic Lancer on the shoulder: "Yes, I must beat him until I can't do it again." He was slapped by the priest, although it was unintentional, but the small mind of the main body will not let it go easily, it must be beaten all over the floor ketchup.

Well, do you want to share the vision to see the situation... Forget it, let's leave a suspense as a surprise, now let's play cards and cards.

"Come, come,

Game one, start. "