brother's bizarre adventure

Jonah woke up, the sun came in from the window so hard that he could hardly open his eyes, he raised his left hand to block it, and muttered: "Did you forget to draw the curtains before going to bed yesterday?" As he spoke, he remembered what happened in bed and was plotted against by Kim Pika, Plunge headlong into a dream.

"Bastard." He cursed, took the pillow, covered his face and howled, poking fun in the private chat.

"Happy Fire." He said, "I seem to dream that I have become a male protagonist of abusive literature." He was corrupted by the enemy with despicable means, and almost killed his brother. Go into the coffin and sink into the sea.After going to sea, I suffered from severe claustrophobia, dark phobia, quiet phobia, moderate lying flat ptsd, and mild wooden box ptsd. Because of the magical physique of vampires, no medicine can effectively treat it, so I can only endure it by myself.

There is still a sliver of sanity in the dream without blackening and killing the Quartet on the spot, except that people who are not talkative are in a daze, and there is nothing wrong with it.

But this is even more abusive, okay, how can it be repaired.

These are not enough, high school dropout, few friends, the only brother who can be the anchor of reason, feels unable to suppress psychological problems after old age, and commits suicide while his reason is still there.Abusive, too abusive, this is how much money is owed to the author, no, this is not a matter of owed money, it is estimated that the prototype of the character is the author's enemy.

Huo Zhigao: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Hello." Jonah said blackly, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what is that strange sound?"

"The sound of a child being stabbed by a knife." Huo Zhigao replied.

"That's enough." Jonah angrily said, "If you hadn't had a brain cramp and ate Gympika's food, we wouldn't have been tricked and then dreamed of that strange plot." Sensitive, it's bloody to abuse the body and mind.

"I'm a plant, and I have no brains."

"Sine!"

"Woooooo."

Huo Zhixiu didn't want to bicker, and continued howling, like the readers who were stabbed by the abused author.

Jonah: "...

It's almost over, we are doing well, why not talk about the bug in the dream. He tried to divert Huozhixin's attention, telling him to stop howling and panicking, "Vanilla Ace and Darby brothers do have them. Where did that perverted priest come from? His ability is simply outrageous." "

In fact, Huo Zhigao's attention was distracted during the fake howling, and he replied: "This bug is simple, look at the thing you squeezed with your right hand."

"Right hand? What can you pinch?" Jonah lifted the pillow covering his head, raised his right hand to his eyes, and saw clearly the gadget between his fingers, "Grass!"

Huo Zhigao answered with a smile: "A kind of plant."

"Why is there a cross here? If you're not mistaken, it's not Ma Po, bah, the one that Kirei has been wearing all the time?" Jonah stared at the cross with a smug face, what was going on in that happy priest's mind?

"Who knows, you can ask him when you recover. If it's out of pleasure, beat him up. We've beaten him before. He's not blackened, and he doesn't have five times the buff of blackened."

"Yeah." Jonah put the cross on the bedside table, "No wonder there was a joyous priest in Nakata Joji's voice in the dream. No matter what the purpose is, I'm not shallow. I have to find a way to persecute it. persecute him."

"Leave the matter of the priest first, there is a more important issue that needs to be resolved." Huozhi squeezed out a sentence from his molars happily, "Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes, Kim Pika, I will beat him to the point that the Master If you don’t know each other, beat them into small pancakes and paste them on the wall!”

"Must." Jonah nodded in agreement with both hands, lifted the quilt, turned over and got out of bed to look for the mobile phone, "Invincible King of Heroes, right? We can't beat you, someone can beat you, hehe, prepare for the classic re-enactment! "The only thing that can defeat Invincible is another Invincible.

He found the mobile phone from his clothes pocket, leaned against the window while basking in the sun, and dialed the number belonging to Wudi. After a brief beep, the phone was connected.

Jonah cleared his throat and called into the phone, "Master Brother."

A big question mark rose in Jotaro's mind on the other end of the phone, almost thinking that he had heard a hallucination wrongly, picked out his ears, recalled carefully, he did not hear wrongly, and raised his forehead.

"Speak in human terms, and speak up when you have something to say." With such a grand honorific, this guy must have done something terrible that needs him to finish it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Jonah didn't beat around the bush, and said directly: "I was conspired against by someone to capsize the boat in the gutter and suffered a dark loss. The more I think about it, the more I get angry, but I can't beat him, Ni Jiang, come and beat him."

The invincible bgm sounded, and Jotaro's voice was murderous: "What's wrong with you, who did it?" It's a serious matter for Jonah, a guy who has been in trouble all over the world without overturning his car, to use the word "dark".

"Hey, it's a shameful dark loss. I don't want to say it for the time being. You just brought the Platinum Star." Jonah refused to describe the plot of the abuse novel with himself as the protagonist, "Gilgamesh, the heroic spirit of Fuyuki City, you beat him up, Don't keep your hand this time, be sure to press into the wall and you won't be able to pick it out."

"Tonight at Fuyuki Airport." Jotaro told the time without talking nonsense, and hung up the phone.

"Nice." Jonah clenched his fists, laughed wildly on his hips, "Gimpika, when the Platinum Star arrives, Time Stop will kill you, hahahaha." After laughing, he lowered his head and swung his phone to make another call.

"Moshi Moxi, the spw consortium's office in Fuyuki, please get me five cans of herring, the kind that needs to be fermented." When he said this request, his expression was fierce and his eyes were cruel, blackened, blackened version!

The Almighty SPW Consortium took over the task: "Okay, Mr. Kujo."

After hanging up the phone, Huo Zhixing came out with a grin: "Will five cans of herring be too little?" The long-lost canned herring essence fruit, Gympika, and Sine.

Jonah: "It's too much, one is too little, ten is too much, five is just right, happy fire, it's time for you to fight back, go!"

"Hahaha, yes, Platinum Star beats people until they can't get up again and stuffs them in, don't spit them out, nice, very nice!" Huo Zhigao thought of that scene, danced wildly with joy, his forehead bursting with joy, "Wait a minute." He said Pausing and whispering, he asked puzzledly, "Kimpica is not stupid, how can I prevent him from vomiting?"

Jonah put down his phone, took off his pajamas and changed his clothes: "Of course it's the command spell."

"Will Ma Po use Command Seals in such a strange place? Well, it's a waste to use Command Seals on his arm. He must be very happy to persecute Kinpicka."

"How can Kirei experience such a pleasant thing, of course I do it myself." Jonah put on his coat, restored his usual handsome image, put his phone key in his pocket and walked out of the room, "I'm going to grab the golden pickup, and then Use command spells to do such and such things to him, please!"

Huo Zhixie's forehead exploded into a waterfall of flowers: "Wonderful, hurry up, go to the original cosplay, stab Mapo in the back, and then sign a contract with the other party's heroic spirit in front of the former master's body." Mapo's words will definitely not be revealed Tohsaka Tokiomi's facial expression.

Jonah shook his head: "No hurry, I'm starving to death, go get something to eat first. I didn't eat anything before I was laid down, no wonder I was so hungry in my dream." He walked towards the kitchen, muttering, "I opened it myself Is it reasonable that the party cannot eat enough and is persecuted, and it cannot be repaired."

"Unreasonable." Huo Zhigao put away the flowers, restored the image of a strong man, and looked around, "Sakura is not at home, it seems that she is going to class, the Holy Grail is true, and the students and teachers from the same school are fighting the Holy Grail War. Hit a hammer as an adult."

"The Holy Grail, but there will be no next time. After the Holy Grail War ends, the Great Holy Grail will be disintegrated directly, and it will end from the source."

"Yeah, then I won't see Red A and Lancer again. It's a pity, such a rare and interesting hero."

Mentioning these two, what did Jonah think of, and asked: "I remember, you persecuted a wave of red A and spearmen, will they come to trouble us?" Almost, although everyone is in the same camp now and it won't be too much, but dealing with Heroic Spirits is very troublesome.

Huozhi happily waved his hand: "Yes, but if time turns back and puts the drunk heroic spirits in front of me, I will still persecute them. Let's do it first, and let's not worry about his follow-up flood!"

"Nice, that's what we should do in Jojo!" He walked into the kitchen, put on an apron and pressed the Walkman button, and made breakfast while listening to music.

However, at this time, 195, who is happily cooking, does not know that two invincible spirits are ambushing at his door.

Leaning against each other on the wall next to the steps, with weapons in their hands, the atmosphere between them was very awkward at first, their eyes were rolling, and when they accidentally bumped into each other, they would quickly turn their heads and pull away, and they stopped talking, but they really didn’t know why Open your mouth.

Hearing the sound of BGM coming from the room, their expressions relaxed at the same time, as if they finally found a topic and spoke at the same time.

"you……"

Feeling that the words collided and shut up at the same time, the atmosphere became strange again.

The BGM began to be mixed with singing. Hearing this happy melody, a tic-tac-toe appeared on the forehead of the red hero on the left: "Didn't you say that you would have nightmares? Is it a nightmare or a sweet dream to be so happy?"

The blue heroic spirit rubbed his fingers against his weapon, showing a murderous look: "That archer must be with these two guys!" He agreed to fight for wine together, but they both cheated, which was unbearable.

What is even more intolerable is the guy next to him.

The blue spearman turned his head and looked to the side: "Hey, Archer, is your drink so bad when you're drunk?"

The red archer was angry: "It's obvious that your wine quality is poor."

"It's you."

"you!"

The two heroic spirits entered the repeater mode like children arguing.

After re-reading a few sentences, they stopped the meaningless quarrel, turned their heads, and muttered: "Damn blank."

It didn't take long this time, the singing and BGM in the house stopped, and the footsteps were getting closer and closer to the door.The moment the door lock was unscrewed, the blue spearmen and the red archers tacitly moved at the same time, and the weapons in their hands were on the neck of the door opener.

"Empty note, give me an explanation, or I will kill you!"

"Ah." Jonah looked at the weapon on his neck and the angry heroic spirit without any panic, and smiled, "I have nothing to do with the wine being taken by Kim Pica, I have an excellent plan to persecute the King of Heroes, you guys want to join Is it?" Come, come, the spirits and humans persecuted by Kim Pika, gather together and kill him, go!

The red and blue heroic spirits looked at each other, their ferocious expressions remained unchanged, and they said in unison: "What plan?"