brother's bizarre adventure

What should I do if I make an appointment for two people to go to sea with two more children?

Take it out and play together.

But Kirei didn't know what he did, the older one kept kicking his legs: "Kirei is a villain." The smaller one pouted and bowed his head without speaking.

Kirei held the two children expressionlessly, not paying any attention to their protests.

Jonah could tell at a glance that this guy was having fun. After all, he was a person who was happy when he saw other people unhappy. Hey, he really has a bad personality.

"Rin, Sakura, since you're out to play, don't think about those unhappy things. Come on, brother, I'll show you how high you are." Jona stepped forward with a smile on his face, and after the children nodded, he picked up one in each hand and showed them that it belonged to 195. vision.

Ripple warrior, strength is so confident!

The little girls had obviously never seen a big brother who could lift high with one hand, and they were very excited, laughing and laughing, and soon forgot how upset they were by Kotomine Kirei when they went out.

Kotomine Kirei is in charge of chartering the boat, because his wife is Italian, and he is very familiar with Italian, so he is very suitable for this kind of bargaining with people.

Although Jonah is not short of the money to rent a boat, it is also a pleasure to watch people bargain.

However, the boss I found this time was an honest man, and the price was very fair. The honest priest couldn't find a place to bargain, so he paid the deposit neatly and prepared to go to sea.

The boss is also very happy with such good-talking customers. He has been chatting with them on the way to sea, praising Jonah as a good father who will take the children out to sea.

Jonah was completely dumbfounded. Bridge bean sack, do I look old? Why do you say that I am the father of these two little girls? I am only 21.

Rin knew some Italian because she lived in Italy, so she explained it immediately.

"Uncle, he's not our father, he's a friend of my father's, take us out to play." Friends of my father's disciples, rounded up, can be regarded as friends of my father... right?

The boss who sailed the boat apologized again and again: "Sorry, your eyes are the same color, I thought..." This is true. At first glance, the eyes of Jonah and the Tohsaka sisters are both blue, although if you look closely, they are the same color. One is emerald with a hint of green, and the other is bluer sapphire blue, but they are all in the same color system. It is not surprising to recognize them as a family.

Huo Zhi was delighted to hear this explanation, and burst out laughing loudly in the private chat: "Congratulations dad, you have two more babies, hahahaha, from now on you are the father of three kids, amazing, you deserve it!"

Jonah: "Go away!"

……

In order to make amends, the boss took Jonah and his party to a place that was said to be very suitable for beginners to fish, but his good intentions were in vain.

Jonah didn't catch a single fish.

"I'm so stupid, really." Jonah complained to Huo Zhixin in a private chat, "I only know that sea fishing can make people feel better, but I never thought that I would encounter such an embarrassing thing as not being able to catch fish.

Rin and Sakura can catch fish by touching the fishing rod, why can't I, damn it! "

Huo Zhixin passed the time while watching the ripples on the water, and said casually, "Probably your character is not good."

"How can you defile people's innocence out of thin air, my character is not good."

"Shall I pull out my little notebook and explain to you what you've done?"

"You guy, you have nothing to do to record the black history of the ontology, you are really a bad guy."

"Tch." Huo Zhixin grinned, "Thank you, thank you."

After another half an hour, he still didn't catch a single fish. Jonah began to wonder if he hadn't worshiped the Fishing God before going out to sea, and how could the catch be so poor.

He looked left and right, saw that other people were busy with their own affairs, and quietly poked the fire with joy: "Happy, happy, I entrust you with a glorious and arduous task."

"what?"

"Go to the bottom of the sea and hang a fish on my hook. I have to return to the voyage in an hour. I can't return empty-handed."

"Are you serious..." Huo Zhixuan was shocked by his own "smart" idea, my range A is for you to use it like this?

"Of course I'm serious." Jonah didn't think there was anything wrong with using a double like this. "Don't you feel tired of watching the sea ripples for so long? Go down and play for a while, and hang a fish for me by the way."

Huo Zhigao refused: "Don't go, it's embarrassing to be discovered."

"There are no other substitute messengers here, and no one can see you."

Huo Zhigao: "But there are magicians here, they are all playing with super powers, maybe they can see."

"No way. You've been floating for so long, have Kirei and the little girl from the Tohsaka family looked at you? If you can't see them, go down and hang the fish." Jonah used all his eloquence to fool his substitute , if other stand-in envoys know about it, it is estimated that the eyeballs will pop out.

"Something always feels wrong."

"Such a big guy is not comfortable at all. In this way, you go down to find the marine life that you like, and go back to give the Platinum Star as a gift, and hang a fish for me by the way, okay."

"Well, yes." Huo Zhixin plunged into the sea and began to look for starfish happily.

Jonah: I'm saved, I won't leave empty-handed.

Kotomine Kirei who didn't look sideways: That ghost that has been following Jonah has gone into the water, what is it doing...huh? ? ?It's actually hanging fish on the hook, amazing!

Huo Zhigao was right to be worried, there are also extraordinary people who play with superpowers, magicians can find substitutes.They can't see the substitute, but they can use the magic field to perceive, and use magic to "see" a general outline.

When he was acting as a substitute, Kotomine Kirei really couldn't see the substitute. After sensing the magic power and learning a certain amount of magic, he immediately discovered this "ghost".

As a priest, he performed the purification immediately, and then nothing happened.

The priest was a little puzzled, shouldn't ghosts be afraid of magic?Then he understood that Masaka is the heroic spirit Mr. Tohsaka said.However, Jonah doesn't have a command spell in his hand, and he doesn't know anything about magic, so how could he be a heroic spirit.

The priest fell into thinking, and the priest failed to find the answer.Later, after discovering that this ghost would not harm Jonah and often helped Jonah with work, Kotomine Kirei no longer struggled with this issue. There are infinite mysteries in the world, and there is no need to figure out every kind of mystery.

……

On the other side, Jonah finally caught a fish under the silent operation of the substitute, and it was still a big fish.

Rin: "Wow, what a big fish, it's a shark, Brother Jonah, you are amazing!"

Sakura: "Amazing."

Uncle Sailing: "Hey, this is not the habitat of sharks, why are there sharks?"

Kotomine Kirei: ...

Jonah accepted the compliments from the little girls, and then became furious in the private chat: "You bastard, you played me on purpose, you even hang a shark, why don't you just hang a tiger shark?"

Huozhi's happy voice was very calm: "There are no tiger-spotted sharks on the earth." The implication is that if there were tiger-spotted sharks on the earth, he would really die.

"Damn it, I actually lost the fight to my substitute. Hey, the fish has been caught, why don't you come up?"

Huo Zhigao: "Yeah Kamaxi, you are a second grader." After shouting the famous line, he probably felt that something was wrong, and explained slowly, "There are many beautiful starfish and shells here, and I am catching them."

Jonah took out a cigarette, didn't light it, and thought about life silently in the sea breeze. This kind of stand-in who ran a long distance and had a high IQ was no longer acceptable.

The author has something to say: Huo Zhigao: Another bumpkin who has never seen a substitute, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mapo: I, a priest in the moon world, don't know if there is a problem with the substitute in the jo world?

Canteen Spicy Sauce: Thank you Xiaohuo for sending ten starfish.