brother's bizarre adventure

Jonah has been in a bad mood recently, so Jonah flew to Italy on purpose to have a meal and make complaints about Yanfeng Kirei.

Given that Kirei was still learning magic under Tosaka Tokiomi, and the place of study was far away from the urban area, it was obviously too troublesome to make appointments for dinner in the urban area.

So Jonah brought his own ingredients and went to Tohsaka's house to find Kirei.

Put up a sun umbrella in the courtyard, put mapo tofu, a plate of peanuts, a bottle of wine, nice.

As usual, Kotomine Kirei has that expressionless face that doesn't know what happiness is, but at the same time, he is also very curious, what happened to this always happy Jo family, and they become like this when they hold a glass of wine. .

He thought about Mapo Tofu for three seconds, and said what he thought was the most likely guess: "Break in love?"

Jonah slammed his fist on the table: "No, of course not, we broke up peacefully because of disagreements." Shizuko wanted to get married immediately, but he didn't want to get married so soon, so they disagreed, and one was in the United States, the other was in Japan, The reasons for the different places, in short, a variety of factors add up and are evenly divided.

The adults quickly adjusted their mood and welcomed the new life, but Hatsune seemed very unhappy.

Jonah couldn't bear to think of the child chasing him and calling him Dad, so he decided to find out where Shizuko was when he had time, and then he would bring a gift to see Haruno.Anyway, I was called dad a few times, so I can't take advantage of it for nothing.

Kotomine Kirei nodded: "It's not a broken love, what is it?" He really didn't expect that the group of happy Jo family members at the wedding would have troubles.

Mentioning this, Jonah instantly turned into a violent face: "It's a thesis, a thesis!" He spread his paws with a distorted expression, "Didn't it mean that undergraduate theses are all written in vain? Is it because I went to the wrong university or my major? No, why is my thesis so demanding.

My hair is going to fall out! "

Kotomine Kirei: ...This kind of trouble is unexpected and inexplicably very reasonable.

However, I don't know why there is a little joy in my heart.

"That's it?"

"Of course more than that." Jonah put away his rambunctious face, took out a cigarette, and wanted to light it up. When he saw the Tohsaka sisters playing not far away, he put it back skillfully, and picked up the wine glass, "Teacher Clash was recommended by Card Graduate."

Inexplicably, Kotomine Kirei thought of the bad feats of the Kujo brothers that he accidentally heard at the wedding, one of which was a conflict with the teacher. Unexpectedly, Jonah still retained this traditional performing arts after graduating from university.

"How is the result?"

There was a trace of embarrassment on Jonah's face, and he turned his head to the side to cover up his expression: "I have to pay for the medical expenses."

Kotomine Kirei: Understood, you beat someone to the hospital.

Jonah: "Hey, Kirei, what's your expression?"

Kotomine Kirei: I have no expression on my face, how can you tell?

"Happiness is clearly written on your face, don't think I can't see it without expression." Jonah couldn't help complaining.Although Ma Po has not yet awakened to joy, as long as you are willing, you can easily see the joy that is subconsciously suppressed deep in his heart.

Then you will feel that it is also very pleasant that only you can discover his true nature.So sometimes Jonah will deliberately perform in front of Ma Po, watching Ma Po secretly rubbing pleasure while gaining pleasure himself.

Like now.

"I admit that I didn't control the strength when I hit it, and I accidentally hit it a little harder, but I've cured him." Jonah chewed the peanuts with crackling noises, as if eating someone's meat, "But, that guy actually took a dozen checklists to claim for compensation, saying that I was injured, nonsense, how could he defile people's innocence out of thin air! I don't know if it's cured or not?"

Kotomine Kirei was very happy to hear it, although he didn't say a word, but the speed of eating mapo tofu was obviously much faster than usual, obviously he felt that these things were very appetizing.

Jonah showed a sly smile: "The claim is fine, just follow the checklist accurately. However, I won't treat you this time."

Kotomine Kirei: Understood, you beat him up again according to the items on the claim form, and there was no treatment.This, it is really unjust to be stuck with a postgraduate recommendation letter.

Funny, really funny and appetizing.

"Another mapo tofu."

Jonah: "Yeah, Kirei, you are more and more able to eat spicy food now. Don't eat tofu, I'll add a chicken drumstick for you."

Why are there chicken legs here? Didn't you just bring tofu and peanuts?

"I borrowed the kitchen from Mrs. Yuansaka, and it should be almost ready now." Huo Zhigao is a good stand-in, and range A is a good attribute.

After eating the peanuts and drinking the wine, Jonah bid farewell to Kirei: "Are you free tomorrow? Let's rent a boat and go fishing. I heard that fishing can relax you."

Kotomine Kirei: There is a magic learning task tomorrow, but I can ask for leave.

Nodding without hesitation: "No problem, I'm free."

"Great, I'm going to buy fishing tackle now, see you tomorrow." Jonah greeted Sister Tohsaka warmly when leaving, "Goodbye, little girls, I left you a present, goodbye."

On the other side, Kotomine Kirei frowned at the bowl on the table, "May I wash the bowl?"

……

The gift is the food made by Chef Huo Zhi Xing, a Chinese-style lo-mei, a non-spicy version for children's taste.

People in the Tohsaka family like it very much, especially the two sisters. The children are very receptive to this novel food.Kotomine Kirei doesn't like it, food without chili has no soul, so let's eat it with some chili sauce.

Under the influence of food, the Tohsaka sisters have a higher opinion of Kirei's friends than Kirei himself.

So when they heard that Kirei asked Tohsaka Tokiomi for leave to spend time with friends who were in a bad mood tomorrow, they immediately volunteered and proposed to go with Kirei.

Of course Tosaka Tokiomi refused. Seeing the obvious disappointed expression on the Tohsaka sisters' faces, Kotomine Kirei felt comfortable, so here's another drumstick!

The matters decided by the children would not be given up so easily, they quietly hid in Kotomine Kirei's car, and made an appointment to surprise Kirei's friend.

They thought they hid it well, but Kotomine Kirei, who had been an agent, saw the crappy hiding at a glance.Originally, he was supposed to take the little girls out and teach their elegant father a lesson, but when he thought of the flustered expressions of the Tohsaka couple when they found out that their daughter was gone, Kirei didn't want to hand them over.

Pretending to be nothing, he drove away from Tohsaka's house.

After driving to a place where the Tohsaka mansion could not be seen, Kotomine Kirei stopped the car and opened the trunk: "Rin, Sakura."

"Kirei, how did you find us!"

Kirei: ...

Asking this question is like a muscular man wearing women's clothing, and then asking how others can see through his disguise, do you still need to look?

Sure enough, my decision was correct, and the flustered expression on the little girl's face was very beautiful.

Kotomine Kirei opened the rear door, and took out one in one hand, "The trunk is not safe, you go and sit in the back seat."

"I don't want to go back, I'm going to play outside." The slightly lively Rin tried to struggle, but the muscles of the agent were not vegetarian, and the strength of her struggle had no effect on Kirei at all.

Kirei stuffed the Tohsaka sisters into the back seat, and calmly started the car.

Rin: It's over, the bad guy Kirei will definitely send them all back, and his father will say that this is not elegant at all.

Kirei took a good look at the panic of the two sisters through the rearview mirror, and then slowly said, "Don't worry, I won't tell the teacher about you sneaking away."

Sakura whispered to herself, "Sister, Kirei's car didn't turn around."

Rin was stunned, then quickly figured out why, and kicked Kirei's seat: "Kirei's scoundrel, you did it on purpose!"

Kotomine Kirei with a deadpan face: Yes, I did it on purpose.Thinking of Tohsaka Tokiomi's flustered look, he stepped on the accelerator even deeper.

The author has something to say: Not awakening to pleasure does not mean not pursuing pleasure.

Ma Po: I don’t know what it’s like to see others unhappy, but I can eat an extra bowl of rice.

The beaten teacher: As long as I'm still alive, that kid won't be able to successfully apply for the school!