brother's bizarre adventure

Jotaro's third dark cuisine appeared near Christmas, during which he took his students and assistants out to sea to study sharks, and he looked very happy when he came back.

Jonah passed by his office by chance, saw this expression, and knocked on the door curiously: "Yo, so happy, is the paper on nature?"

"No." Jotaro took out a bag of vacuum-packed food that looked like tofu cubes from the drawer: "I found this."

"Amazing, you haven't given up after so long." Jonah picked up the package and read the letters on it, "Hakarl, Iceland dry shark...grass!" A bad feeling rose in his heart, because his brother is an oceanographer ,He has a little understanding of the marine life that Jotaro studies, for example, he knows that sharks do not have a urethra and excrete urine through the skin.

Every shark will be pickled in its own urine, which seems to be stronger than canned herring.Thinking of this, Jonah turned pale.

Jotaro: Finally, there is something this guy doesn't like!

Pretending to tear apart: "Now?"

"No." Jonah raised his hand to stop, "I don't want to be watched by my colleagues and students." Anyway, it's a professor, shameless.

"I'll go to your house after get off work." It's still the same courtyard, the same location, tasting dark dishes for the third time.

"No, I don't want to mow the lawn again, go to your house."

"Yes." After making an appointment, Jonah opened the door and left, chatting privately with Huo Zhixie.

"Slow fire, low heat, use your root system to absorb all the shark meat when you try it later, just like absorbing alcohol before."

Huo Zhigao: "Strong, strong and invincible, can this also cheat?"

"How can you say that you are cheating when it comes to the ability of a stand-in? Do you want to do it?"

"Don't do it, I want to see you being persecuted, just thinking about it makes me happy."

"...You bastard, wait, no matter how bad it is, I will eat a piece and persecute you."

"I want to run away from home..." It is a misfortune on earth to have such a body.

……

After school, Jonah walked into Jotaro's house, and saw that he was already sitting in the courtyard, with a bowl in front of him, and there were a few pieces of something like fermented bean curd in the bowl.

Jonah complained: "You are all ready, aren't you afraid that you will be smoked?"

Jotaro: "The smell of this food is not as strong as canned herring. It tastes worse than it smells."

"My uncle is fearless." Jonah said a harsh word to inflate the field, sat down, and exhaled joy while holding the fish, "Happy fire, ready to absorb." Although this guy refused before, but in case he regrets it again Well, if you ask, you may be willing to eat shark meat.

Huozhixiu didn't speak, but came out and floated to Chengtaro's side, saying, "You do it yourself."

Jonah: ...Holy guy, you really can't save yourself, bastard.

Pinch your nose and eat it.

After chewing it twice, my complexion changed from white to blue, then from blue to black, and then to red like a vat of dyeing.The movement stopped, the stalks were stalked again and again, but I couldn't swallow it.

Looking at Huo Zhixin, he saw that this guy's face was not much better, his hair drooped like the previous Platinum Star, and tiny leaf buds exploded on his body, the whole image was very sanguine.

Platinum Star popped out, grinning: "Ola." Pleasure!

Huo Zhixin slowly turned his head to look at him, opened his mouth expressionlessly and spit out one flower after another.

Seeing that the persecution double was completed, Jonah immediately spit out the fish in his mouth and picked up the water bottle on the table.

Ton Wan pointed at the flower and shouted: "It has appeared, it is the legendary flower-blotting syndrome!"

Blooming disease, spit a head, the joy of fire and anger hammer Jonah: Ula Ula Ula Ula.

Platinum Star learns Huo Zhixie happily on his hips: "Hahahahaha."

Jotaro didn't laugh out loud, but the expression on his face was joy visible to the naked eye.

Jonah was happy with the fire, and when he calmed down, he floated aside and observed secretly, and said to Jotaro, "I still have cans of herring." There are several cans in the storage room.

Jotaro countered: "I still have pickled Inuit puffins." The biggest harvest of this sea research trip is not the papers but these dark dishes. In the past, he would not pay attention to these things, but after canning herring, he began to pay attention to the local gourmet food.He won't lose if he fights against the inventory of dark cooking.

Jonah covered his face, remained silent for a moment, raised his head and smiled brightly: "Reconciliation, we reconciled." If we continue to hurt each other like this, it feels like a pill.

Jotaro replied in seconds: "Yes."

"Come on, shake hands and make peace!" Jonah stretched out his hand through the dried shark meat.

"Hmm." Jotaro stretched out his hand, clenched it tightly, saw Jonah's relaxed expression on the opposite side, and spoke with a smile.

Unexpectedly, Jonah spoke at the same time, so the words of the two of them overlapped.

"Eat herring?"

"Eat sharks?"

Jotaro, Jonah: ...

Why is the persecution still in progress after agreeing to reconcile?

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

The two people staggered their eyes, let go of their hands, and sat on the back of the chair, with the double floating beside them, as if there was a mirror in the middle, the same posture, the same double, the same style, there was nothing to love.

"Ni-chan, you've learned badly." Jonah took the lead to break the silence, "You weren't so naughty before, persecution is my setting." Jotaro has stabilized a lot since he got married, and he hardly sees the boy in front of outsiders. The rebellious appearance of the times, and only in front of the twin brothers will break the calm, be furious and even stop beating people from time to time.

Facing his brother's accusation, Jotaro replied: "I'm not stupid." No one has changed after being persecuted. Besides, he had no skin before. In high school, Jotaro was recognized as a bad person on campus, and he went home after school to do it. Asahi, who is a fan, is not qualified to say that he is not skinny enough.

Silence, silence again.

After a while, Jonah said: "Reconcile, this time really reconcile, I invite you to Chinatown for barbecue. I don't order herring, and you don't order shark."

Jotaro: "There are no herrings and sharks in Chinatown BBQ." Get up and go outside.

"Hey, why are you going?"

Jotaro turned around and said, "Don't you want to treat me, I'll go drive." After speaking, he left.

Jonah: "Huh? Mmmm!" A carp jumped up from the chair, "nice, finally we don't have to hurt each other." He rushed to the direction Jotaro left, "Ni-chan, bridge bean sack, I want to take the driver's seat .”

Afterwards, the Kongtiao brothers ate a Chinese-style barbecue in Chinatown, and when they returned, they destroyed their collections of canned herring and dried shark, as if nothing had happened.

It's really a harmonious and friendly brotherhood, like it.