brother's bizarre adventure

Sakura and Giorno looked at each other, and felt that it was impossible to ask about the situation with Dad and Huo Zhigao in their current state, so they decided to do their homework first, and then ask Huo Zhigao when they were calm.

"Dad, let's go do our homework."

"Go...wait." Jonah stopped Giorno, smiled, "Come on, give me two punches, let the grass grow up, and wait for it to grow too slowly." The golden experience is a good stand-in.

Giorno made a black line, but he still called out the golden experience and punched the black soil.

"Woo big wood big wood big."

Grass is born.

"Nice." Jonah gave a thumbs up, "I'll bring you seafood for dinner."

"Thank you, Dad." The children carried their schoolbags and went into the house to do their homework, very worry-free.

Jonah continued to fight the lawn. Although the grass had grown, it still needed to be trimmed, otherwise some were high and some were low, which was not good.

While he was busy, Jotaro came over with a luggage bag on his shoulder, and for some reason he was wearing a mask on his face.

It looks weird.

"Yo." Jonah stopped the lawn mower and waved hello, "Are you going to do research?"

"No." Jotaro skillfully opened the courtyard door, and stood in front of Jonah with no expression on his face. "Anna asked me to get rid of the smell before going back. I can't go home for at least a week, you bastard."

Jonah's response: "Hahahahaha." That makes sense.Wearing a mask is also very reasonable, as long as it is touched, the taste will linger for a long time, and the mouth that bites the fruit is probably even worse.

Both of them were persecuted by the smell of the source just now, so they didn't pay attention to this aspect.Others have never smelled the source, Jotaro is currently a walking source, exciting, too exciting.

"You are still laughing, you wait, don't try to expose this matter easily."

Jonah is fearless: "I lose if you find something that smells worse than a can of herring."

Jotaro didn't speak, but walked to Jonah's house.

"Hey, what are you doing at my house with your luggage? Shouldn't you go out and do research on this great opportunity?"

"Whispering." Jotaro pushed the door open, "Of course you finish what you do, I can't occupy your room while I'm home."

"Don't even think about it." Jonah yelled in the direction of Jotaro, and then continued to work on the lawn, muttering, "I feel like Giorno and Sakura are going to live next door. The smell of canned herring is really strong. I can't do it next time." Playing this kind of trick that kills one thousand enemies and hurts eight hundred, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."

As for what Jotaro said about occupying his room, don't worry, Jotaro can't do this kind of thing, he just talked about it, and now he is probably in the guest room.

"Wait." Jonah suddenly thought of a very important question, "He also has a guest room, why did he come to my side? It was intentional, it must be intentional, wait, I'm going to buy chilled herring now!"

I don't believe you don't have a psychological shadow, hum.

At dinner, Huo Zhixiu, who had been out for a stroll, came back and found Jonah and asked him for chilled herring.

"Where's the herring, where's the herring I want."

"I didn't buy it, only golden pomfret, which are all sea fish, so I can make do with it."

Huo Zhigao: "I remember we only used up one box of canned food, and there are still several boxes in the storage room." He opened the can, "Take out a box and use it as a seasoning."

"Don't even think about it, open the can indoors, do you want to move?"

"What a pity." Huo Zhigao muttered to Piao Yuan, "Pomfret is fine too, I can disguise it as herring, goddammit!"

Jonah shook his head again and again: "I hope Jotaro's psychological shadow is not so big."

Facts have proved that Jonah guessed wrong, Jotaro has a lot of psychological shadows, a table of seafood, never touch the fish, even if the fish has no fish, oh, not to touch the fruit.

"Ni Jiang, these fruits are not made by Huo Zhi Xing." Jonah laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes. He picked up a strawberry and threw it into his mouth. This time, the albino strawberry he bought specially looks like the herring essence. fruit.

Jotaro: ...

I can't let this bastard play anymore, I have to fight back.

Expressionless: "You wait."

Jonah smiled at Mimi: "I'll wait." Come on, hurt each other, not afraid of you.

Jotaro kept his word, half a month later, he knocked on Jonah's office.Close the door and put something on his desk: "Here, try this."

Jonah: Oh, I really did what I said to engage in dark cooking. Come on, as long as it’s not canned herring, I can do anything.

I reached out to open the box, but suddenly thought of something and stopped, and asked, "It can't be a biological weapon like canned herring, right? I don't want to throw away this office stuff."

"No, it's not a very strong smell."

"What kind of dark food is that?" Jonah muttered as he opened the package. He opened the package three times, divided two times, and looked at the "dark food" inside, speechless.

Jotaro thought he was overwhelmed and said, "This was recommended to me by others, and they said it was a deviled egg." Light shell, pungent smell, strange color and texture after cutting, dark cooking, absolutely Dark Cuisine!

"Ni Jiang." Jonah raised his head, pointed at the round thing, and raised the corners of his mouth, "It's not a devil's egg, it's a preserved egg." When he cracked open the eggshell, "Oh, there are still pine flowers, it's rare, this thing is American. Not a good buy."

This reaction is wrong, it doesn't look like being overwhelmed by dark cooking.Jotaro frowned slightly, feeling that the plan had gone wrong: "You know it?"

"Of course." Jonah bit off half of a preserved egg with a look of enjoyment, "It's delicious, how about one?" There are several eggs in the box, and you can indeed have one.

Jotaro looked at the shape of the preserved egg after being bitten open, and then sniffed the faint alkaline smell in the air, his face was not very good: "I refuse, I will give you all you like to eat." After leaving this sentence, he opened the door and left.In my heart, I decided to expand the scope of my search and find some exciting food. I don't believe it. There is nothing that can bring this guy down except canned herring.

Jonah hammered the table laughingly in the office.

"Ni Jiang, if you bring the "dark cuisine" from the Chinese Cultural District, I'm not afraid at all."

Half a month later, Jotaro walked into Jonah's house carrying a package with Chinese characters on it, and put it on the tea table: "I brought this today."

"Does it smell?"

"Have."

Jonah got up: "That won't work, let's go to the courtyard."

Giorno and Sakura, who were watching TV with Jonah: "Dad?" Dad and Mr. Jotaro were mysterious, what happened.

Jonah picked up the bag and smiled at the children: "It's okay, we are doing a little experiment."

"Oh."

After Jonah left, they looked at each other.

Giorno: "I always feel that something happened between Dad and Jotaro, but no matter who I ask, I don't tell anyone. I'm so curious."

Sakura: "Xu Lun said that Mr. Jotaro had a strange smell for a while, and he had to use a heavy perfume to suppress it."

"Dad also sprayed a lot of perfume in the yard that day when he buried things,"

"Huo Zhigao didn't say a word this time, it's strange."

"Let's go see?"

Sakura shook her head: "Sneak peeking doesn't make it clear what happened, and it will make you more curious. When they are over, just ask directly."

Under the subtle influence of Jonah, the children in the family have a habit of speaking up when they have something to say. Even if a certain question cannot be asked now, they can ask it later, just like decrypting a document.

Giorno nodded: "It makes sense."

……

The courtyard, the place where Jotaro was tricked into eating concentrated herring fruit, has the same characters and seats, and it looks like a classic replica.

Jonah unbuttoned the bag and smelled a foul smell. He was taken aback for a moment, then took a deep breath, intoxicated: "This, this is the legendary stinky tofu! It smells delicious!"

Jotaro took a few steps back, pinched his nose, and was shocked: "You call this incense?!" Does this guy have a problem with his sense of smell? Last time he said that preserved eggs are delicious, but this time he actually said that food with stinky characters in its name is fragrant.

"It's really delicious." Jonah opened the box of stinky tofu, picked up a piece and put it in his mouth, closed his eyes and tasted it carefully, and finished eating a piece, "Si Guoyi, it's delicious."

Jotaro's expression was indescribable: ...

Bastard, the plan failed again this time, it seems that his understanding of dark cooking is not deep enough, continue!

Jonah didn't pay attention to Jotaro's mental activity, and ate all the stinky tofu in a few bites, commenting: "Not enough chili, not enough flavor. But the smell and taste are okay. Ni sauce, where did you buy it?"

Jotaro said dryly, "Chinatown."

Jonah's eyes lit up: "Si Guoyi, you can actually buy such authentic stinky tofu, tell me the address and signboard, and I will eat it next time."

Jotaro: ...

I'm obviously persecuting, how can this guy enjoy it, it's abominable.

Suppressing the emotions in my heart, I said: "I don't know, I was attracted by the smell. It's a small stall, and I kept repeating a slogan."

Jonah's face suddenly became a little weird, and he said, "Is this the advertising slogan it repeats?" Then, he spoke a paragraph of Chinese with a perfect accent, "Authentic Changsha stinky tofu... it came by air."

Jotaro frowned: "Why are you so proficient? I don't understand Chinese. I don't know if you are saying the same sentence, but the word 'Changsha' does exist in that advertisement."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Seeing Jonah eat up all the stinky tofu without any response and even wanted to have another one, Jotaro was very melancholy, where are you, something more exciting than canned herring?

He just wanted to fight back with dark dishes, but he couldn't find something suitable, really.

After Jonah finished feeling, he looked up and saw the word depression written on an invincible face. He held back a smile and patted his shoulders: "If you look for it deliberately, you won't be able to find it. Follow the fate, maybe you will bump into it one day."

He said this sincerely. He hadn't thought of going to the canned herring before, and it was a student who delivered it to his door.Jotaro is very good at getting preserved eggs and stinky tofu in a short period of time. It is difficult for people outside the Chinese cultural area to get used to these two things.If it weren't for Jonah's special situation, Jotaro would have found him this time.

Jotaro slapped his brother's hand off: "Then when will I go?" Glaring at Jonah, "Asshole."

Jonah spread his hands and shrugged: "Hey, I'm an asshole, so are you still looking for dark food?"

"Of course." Jotaro held his hat up, turned and left, with firmness in his back.

After he left, Jonah called out the joy of the fire: "Ni Jiang just decided to continue looking for dark dishes. It's fine if there are close-ups of the back, but there is even a bgm sounding. Is there such a strong sense of ceremony?"

Huo Zhigao carefully analyzed: "This kind of close-up plus bgm will only appear before pushing the boss, so in the end he treats you as the boss.

Are you happy, Oudodo. "

"Fuck!" Jonah slapped his thigh fiercely, smiling all over his face, "I just bought a box of canned herring, and it turned out to be a boss."

"My friend, there is something wrong with you." Huo Zhixin frowned, "You look happy now, shouldn't you be uneasy, that's the concern of 'Invincible'."

Jonah rolled his eyes: "I'm also invincible." Waving his hands, "It's okay, it's not a big deal. We are Kongtiao brothers, no matter how much we quarrel, we won't really turn our faces."

"You are really confident."

"It has nothing to do with self-confidence. Platinum Star has damaged your skin. Do you still want to hang out with him when you go down?"

"Of course, it's two different things." Huo Zhigao blurted out, and hammered Jonah in the next second, "Good guy, you lied to me, and you punched me!"

Jonah stood still: "Doesn't it hurt when you hit me, buddy." The stand-in and the main body shared their senses.

Huo Zhigao immediately stopped and floated away.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Go and play with Platinum Star. Goodbye, crumb body."

"Cut, you're the one to scum."