brother's bizarre adventure

It is not Jonah's style to be beaten for no reason. After the fight, he has been looking for opportunities to persecute Jotaro, preferably the kind of persecution that will cause serious psychological and physical injuries.But after much deliberation, there is no good solution. As an invincible, Jotaro's physical body is difficult to be persecuted. As for psychological trauma, it is even more nonsense, and it is very worrying.

For this reason, he specifically asked Huo Zhixiu, who often wandered out for a walk recently, hoping that this better-than-human stand-in could give him some effective ideas.

"Happy Fire, I want to persecute Jotaro, do you have any good suggestions?"

"Go and cosplay vodka in front of him." Seeing the same face cosplaying his own sex-changing monkey shochu, he would definitely have a heart attack.

Jonah: "Get out, I won't go for a beating. Even if I get a beating, at least Jotaro will leave a psychological shadow. He has long been resistant to the horse monkey shochu."

"Then I can't help it." Huo Zhigao pretended to slip away.

"Bridge bean sack." Jonah called him, "Why do you run out every day recently? If you were alone, I would wonder if there was someone out there, but you are a double, and the double can still fall in love."

"Your brain is hopeless." Huo Zhixing shook his head again and again, explaining, "I recently discovered that observing human beings is very interesting. It seems that there are only two substitute messengers in this university, you and Jotaro. No one can find me wherever I squat. Quite happy." This statement is only partly true, what is there to observe about the peeing nature of human beings, most of the time he goes to other classrooms to attend lectures, and he is also idle when he is idle.

In addition, the deeper intention is to create the phenomenon of going out for a stroll.In this way, when he sneaks out to tell the children about the past one day, the main body will not have doubts.

"Your hobby is a bit dangerous. Generally, one of the two-dimensional boss's hobbies is to observe human beings. I don't want a brave man who is growing up now to push me away later."

Huo Zhigao was curious: "I am the boss, why should I push you?"

Jonah rolled his eyes: "If the substitute can't beat it, of course it will kill the main body."

Huozhi happily touched his chin: "It makes sense, in order to avoid disappearing because of your weakness in the future, I think I can practice skills that can exist even if the main body disappears from now on, just like the meat substitute in Italy back then. A body double is equal to invincibility!"

"You say I have a big brain, and I think you have a big brain too. You still have the mind to joke around, and you look very idle. Come and read the papers for me. The papers of these students make people's blood pressure soar." Jonah said Push the stack of files over.

"I refuse, my stupid body. It's because I don't want to read papers that I went to observe humans. Bye, professor of botany trapped in the office." Huo Zhixin waved his hand with a happy smile, and floated towards the door.

Jonah: ...

Listen, is this speaking human words? Damn it.

Huo Zhixin had just floated to the door when there was a knock on the door.

Jonah: "Come in."

The door opened, and one of Jonah's students walked into the office and took out several cans: "Professor, this is a special canned fish in my hometown, please try it."

Huo Zhigao felt strange, and stopped at the spot to see what was going on.He told Professor Jonah, who was nicknamed Professor of Failing in the school, and it was too late for the students to grit their teeth. There is no reason for giving gifts, there must be something tricky.

"Oh, thank you." Jonah nodded to express his gratitude, and then said the devil's words, "Have you finished your thesis? A little specialty won't let me push back the deadline." Unlike Jotaro, he is very strict.

When the student heard this, his face turned pale: "I'm writing, I'm writing." The progress is zero.

Putting down the can and preparing to leave, he turned to look at Jonah when he reached the door, with a struggling expression on his face: "Professor, this can of fish smells a bit strong, if you can, don't open it in the office."

Jonah smiled and nodded: "Yes." Let's see what tricks a canned fish can play.

The student heaved a sigh of relief, closed the door and left.

Huo Zhixin floated to the desk, fiddled with the cans, and read out the name on the cans: "Surstrommin, cans... canned herring, grass!" He lifted the cans and held them in front of Jonah, smiling very happily , "Canned herring, this is really hate you, quick, open it and have a taste."

Jonah: Grass!

"Why are there canned herring here!" It is now 2002, and online shopping has not developed in the future, and it is still a bit difficult to get canned herring in the United States. Is this student so resentful that he has spent so much effort on this kind of biological and chemical weapons?

Huo Zhixie: "You forgot, your student is from Sweden. He just said that it is a specialty of his hometown. Maybe he carried it back from his hometown during the holidays."

"I remember that this kind of canned food can't be taken on the plane. He came to the United States by boat to bring some canned herring. Hiss..." Jonah took a breath, "This spirit is so terrifying, I admire it."

"So do you want to eat it?" Huo Zhigao gestured to open the can.This kind of situation that can persecute the main body must not be missed, start it.

Jonah grabbed the can: "Grass, you put it down, if this is opened, this office can't be used."

"Tch, it's boring, what's the difference between this thing and salted fish if you don't open it." Huo Zhi happily crossed his chest, with a bored expression on his face.

Jonah stared at the cans, an idea flashed through his mind, and he narrowed his eyes: "You are right, what is the difference between unopened cans of herring and salted fish, I think of a person."

Huozhi happily got into Jonah's mind: "You said Jotaro, this is a good way to persecute, but he is not stupid, he must stop running when he opens the can and smell the smell, so as not to leave Come down and continue, let alone eat."

"This needs the help of the almighty Brother Huo." Jonah pushed a can and said, "Open a small hole, you stick the root system in, and a fruit that tastes like a can of herring will come out. I trick Jotaro to eat it .”

Huo Zhigao shook his head like a rattle: "Reject, I can't take my root system if I do this, don't you know how stinky this thing is?"

Jonah raised a finger: "Most substitute messengers have the same feeling as the main body. Don't you want to see Platinum Star's reaction after eating canned herring? It must be super nice. Maybe you will be stinky." Lose the fighting power, use your imagination to make up for it."

Huozhi was happy to think of the scene where Kakyoin was sitting in the co-pilot and the green emperor threw up on the railing, and replaced this image with a platinum star in his mind... Well, it's exciting, it's too exciting.

There was a hesitant expression on his face: "Interesting, but it's absolutely impossible for me to put roots in it. I want to develop the function of seeds so that they can grow and bear fruit in cans." Now his seeds can only be planted on living things. It can give dead species, this skill is powerful.

Jonah clenched his fists: "Come on, Happy Huo, you can do it." In order to persecute the brothers, developing new skills is something that Huo Zhigao can do.

"If Platinum Star wants to hammer you, I won't stop it, and I can't stop it. You think about it clearly, do you really want to do this?" If you do this on the body, you might be given three thousand words by Platinum Star Euler, although Platinum Star Star will not hit to death, but it hurts.

"Of course it is true. This kind of opportunity that can bring shadows to Jotaro's psychology and physiology will not be missed again. I have a shield to hold it. Besides, after Jotaro eats it, whether the Platinum Star still has fighting power is two things." Say. Let go of your hands to research new skills, and we will have a big fight, hahahahaha."

Huozhi happily shook his head: "Single men are really scary, I'm leaving, these cans are put away, and I will do them after I light up my skills."

"Nice, go." Jonah waved his hand and asked Huo Zhigao to go for a walk.

After he left, he suddenly realized: "Didn't I ask him to help read the papers at first?" His eyes fell on the pile of papers, and he felt a headache. Damn, I will ask him about the progress of his thesis every day from now on!"

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In the following days, except for going out for a walk, Huo Zhigao spent the rest of his time researching new skills in the consciousness space. He didn't rush to the kitchen, so Jonah was full of energy to let Jonah play.

One day, when Jonah was cooking breakfast, Huo Zhixuan suddenly yelled in a private chat: "I succeeded, Ontology, where are those canned herring, let's do it!"

The sudden sound was so intense that Jonah shook a spoonful of salt and sprinkled it all over the fried egg.

"Brother Huo, calm down, you ruined my breakfast, you can do whatever you want."

Huozhi happily popped up and knocked on Jonah's head: "What breakfast, we are going to eat canned herring, where is the can?"

Jonah cleaned up the eggs, opened a new one with one hand, and said, "It's in the storage room. I don't dare to put that thing in the study room. If it explodes accidentally, I can't take it in the room." It is said that the thing will ferment to a certain extent. Flatulence, when the can was opened, the liquid inside could not wait to spray out, and the smell lingered for a long time.

"I gonna go see."

"Wait, don't drive it indoors, we'll drive to the park to find a place where no one is around, I don't want to renovate the house."

Huo Zhixin snatched the frying pan: "You're really slow, I'll do it."

……

Half an hour later, a tall man with a strange smile appeared in the depths of xx Park in Florida. He took out a few canned things from his bag and put them on the stone, speaking to the air: "There is no one here, come on."

The big man with a strange smile was Jonah, and he took out the can opener and lifted the cover.

After opening a seam, a gust of wind happened to blow.

His expression was blank for a moment, and then he bent his head sideways: "Ugh, I regret it a bit, I feel that I will persecute Jotaro before I persecute it. Ugh..."

Huozhi was happy to see Jonah busy retching, and couldn't see his expression. He had a happy smile on his face, and patted his shoulder to comfort him: "It's all here, so it's not for nothing to go back like this. Here, this seed is for you. , you open it a little more and throw it in."

"I hate to come, this word." Jonah took out tons of bottled water, finally suppressed the sour taste in his stomach, and complained while holding his breath, "Why don't you open it, does the double have a sense of smell?" ?”

"You have great strength, of course you are here, otherwise what if I shake my hands and splash the liquid inside."

"It sounds reasonable, but it feels like you're just shrugging off."

"Long-winded, hurry up."

"It's open, it's open." When he couldn't hold his breath, the jar finally opened, and Jonah threw the seeds in, and walked away, running to the upwind vent to observe the situation.

The vines that ordinary people can't see emerge from the can, bloom and bear fruit quickly, and finally turn into a silver fruit, the color looks very attractive.

Looking closely, the fish and liquid in the can had disappeared, as had the unbearable stench, and only the silver fruit was visible in the whole can.

The joy of fire: "This fruit is the essence of all the cans, one is equal to one can."

"Smell, no smell, no soul."

"The smell explodes in the mouth after eating, you know."

"Nice." Jonah clenched his fist, making Huozhi happy to put away the fruit, and drove home.

He ran to Jotaro's house and knocked on the door, and it happened to be Jotaro who opened the door, so he smiled mysteriously: "Nijiang, Huo Zhigao has produced a new flavor of berries, which are quite delicious, do you want to try it?"

Jotaro had no doubts about him, and followed Jonah to his house: "What flavor?"

Jonah took Jotaro to the courtyard and sat down, saying, "Seafood tastes."

The joy of fire popped up, and smiled and handed out a small silver fruit: "It just came out, it's still very fresh, please."

"Thank you." Jotaro took the fruit and threw it into his mouth.