brother's bizarre adventure

When talking about the college life of the Kong Tiao brothers, Huo Zhixin mentioned that they have a unique skill of controlling bars.

"Drink juice while smoking five cigarettes at a time, and keep the cigarettes alive. Using this trick, these two guys have gained countless eyes in the bar, and they can be called the most beautiful cubs in the audience."

Ying and Xu Lun stared at each other: "It's amazing." The people on the TV are smoking very handsomely, wouldn't five cigarettes be five times more handsome and strong.

Already 16 years old, Giorno, who started to get in touch with cigarettes under the influence of Mafia, has a clearer concept of five cigarettes, and his face is full of admiration: "I want to learn!" Lati showed his hand in front of them, the real boss, even smoking is different!

But Giorno quickly remembered another thing, and asked, "But I never saw my father smoking." Happy fire, did you just say hello, just making it up.

Huozhi was happy to see a hint of doubt in Gioruno's expression, and explained: "Oh, they don't like smoking very much, they smoke one occasionally, and they never smoke in front of their children. You haven't seen anything normal." Pointing to Sakura, "After Sakura joined , The guy said that second-hand smoke for children is harmful to health, so he quit smoking.

In fact, when he was dating your mother, he was already reducing the frequency of smoking. Didn't you notice that he had a faint smell of perfume at that time, it was to cover up the smell of smoke.

Jotaro is similar. After marriage, he almost never touches cigarettes. After Mrs. Kujo became pregnant, he couldn't even see the cigarette case at home. "

Giorno recalled the question about Huozhixiu, but he only remembered Joanna's old father's aura that almost blinded people's eyes. The smell didn't matter at all, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Sorry, I don't remember."

"It's okay, as long as you know they have the unique skill of controlling nightclubs."

Huo Zhi Xing's original intention was to tell the five cigarettes as a black history, but it had a different meaning in the children's ears.

A unique skill, it sounds like a unique skill that needs to be practiced for a long time. After there is a child in the family, it will be thrown away without hesitation, and even the traces will not be exposed. What kind of self-control is this.It is more admirable than knowing five cigarettes.

Giorno admired him quite a lot, and thought to himself, I don't want to learn five cigarettes anymore, but I want to learn the self-control of my father, come on.

The psychological activities of Sakura and Xu Lun are similar, seeing the love of their father in the details, although they still laugh at the arrogant deeds of Jonah and Jotaro when they were young, but the joke adds a kind of admiration.Speaking human words is a filter.

If Huo Zhigao knew about these mental activities, he would be very depressed. Black History often puts the "Daddy is awesome" filter buff on children, which is outrageous.

Fortunately, he didn't know, so his state of mind could still guarantee a happy state, and he planned to add some more information.As soon as he opened his mouth, there was movement at the door. It was Jonah and Jotaro who had finished fighting and were about to enter the house.

Yu Shihuo's joy immediately changed the subject, and said to the children: "They are coming back, what happened just now is our secret, don't tell it."

The children nodded in unison: "Definitely."

Of course they won't tell it, they still want to continue to listen, and they will have no chance if the victim finds out.Besides, it feels really nice to have a secret from the main body and the substitute, cool!

The door opened, and Jonah and Jotaro walked into the room. It seemed that they were brothers and sisters, and there was no scene of fighting each other on the grass like enemies just now.

The premise is to ignore the stains on the clothes of the two, but there are no signs of fighting on their faces.It is estimated that the buff milk left by Huo Zhigao is working, maybe they have finished fighting a long time ago, and have been staying outside waiting for the seeds in their bodies to repair the bruises.

The more you think about it, the more likely it is.

The children wanted to pretend not to see it, but the scene of fighting each other was so exciting that the picture lingered in their minds for a long time. In addition, they had just heard a wave of black history, and two images with great contrast appeared in their minds The overlapping caused them to look at Brother Kongtiao very strangely.

Eyes are a rather mysterious thing, a thousand people can interpret a thousand meanings.

Jonah took it as a doubt, and explained: "Hey, we just fell. It just rained in the yard, and we accidentally got mud stains." First find a reason to fool the past, and we must not let the children know that Dad is there. fight, damage image

The children hesitated to speak, if they hadn't seen the scene of the fight, this reason could still be believed. Dad made up nonsense and didn't make up a good point, and missed the joy of watching the fire collectively.

Jonah:? ? ?Why do you want to look at this guy, don't you...

His eyes became sharper, and he fell on Huo Zhigao: "My good fellow, did you do something?" The obvious actions of the children must be because this guy did something.Based on past experience, it is completely okay to be happy when encountering such a thing, and there is a high probability that it has something to do with him.

Huo Zhixin froze at first, then turned into a shadow emperor, pretended to be furious, stood up suddenly and hit Jonah's chest muscles with his fist: "I didn't do anything!" In the kitchen, act like you don't want to show up again.

In fact, after entering the kitchen, he whispered to the children through a double: "Your acting skills are too bad to hide from these two old fritters. In the future, you still want to continue to listen to their affairs and now listen to my instructions."

Of course the children would not refuse, they were happy to be instructed in acting, and replied: "No problem."

Huo Zhigao: "The best way to cover up a problem is to cover it with another problem. Since you can't hide the inquiring eyes, use other things to mislead the past. You will do this..." At this moment, he turned into a director, Instructing the kids to take two invincible empty strips into the ditch, and thinking about how they'd be blinded and ignorant, was a blast.

Jotaro, Jona, feel the power of my fire-joyed uncle!

Jonah didn't know that his stand-in was doing something, and was confused by the way he left angrily. He thought he guessed wrong this time, and decided to coax this guy later.

Looking at the children with strange expressions: "Did you see something just now, why did you have such an expression?" These guys, Huozhi happily left, first lowered their heads and secretly looked at him and Jotaro, and put them away immediately after being discovered Eyes, that's not counting. After putting away their eyes, they looked at each other, their brows and eyes were curved, and they seemed to be holding back a smile, which was strange no matter how you looked at it.

Xu Lun immediately patted his chest: "Dad, we didn't see anything." As he said that, he jumped off the sofa, took a stance, and punched Giorno.

Qiao Luno cooperated quite well, stood up and punched Xu Lun.

Not only boxing, but also dubbing.

Ula Ula Ula Ula

oh oh oh oh oh

Sakura cosplays Platinum Star, standing with her arms crossed as a referee: "Ola."

It was completely a reenactment of the scene where the Kongtiao brothers fought each other just now.

Well.Jonah had an embarrassed expression, he was so busy fighting and didn't pay much attention to the movement, he was discovered by the children.You must know that since there were children at home, in order to establish a good father image, he and Jotaro never fought in front of outsiders.Even if Jotaro was so angry that he stopped Euler, he would only do it when he was alone.

Now I was bumped into, damn it, our good father image.

Jotaro's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he turned to stare at Jonah.

Jonah was used to Fangfei, with a big heart, and was only a little depressed for a moment. Facing Jotaro's death light, he spread his hands: "Blame me, you did it first." You can't blame him this time, let's talk about the movement So big, it was found to be normal.It's just an imitation, trivial.I thought, Giorno calling Ula is really nice, but it's a pity that Dio doesn't have a tombstone, otherwise he would have to go to his tombstone to inform him, what a pity.

Facing Jonah's ridicule, Jotaro raised his hat expressionlessly, and disappeared suddenly in the next second. At the same time, there was a sound outside the door.

Xu Lun stopped his movements and looked at the place where Jotaro was standing just now, a big question mark rose on his forehead

What about dad, what about the older dad?

Sakura and Giorno stopped imitating the show and sat down, with the same doubts on their faces.

Jonah thought for three seconds, and waved his hand: "It's okay, he can't accept this embarrassment, he stopped running while driving, it's really stupid." He turned to the door and shouted, "Bring in the things outside, I forgot to take them just now."

Jotaro's slightly irritable voice came from outside the door: "Yeah Kamashi!"

Jonah shrugged, not taking it seriously, looked at the children, and discussed: "Just pretend you didn't see what happened just now, okay, you didn't see anything." As long as you pretend you didn't see it, my image will not collapse.

The children answered in unison: "Okay."

"Great!" Jonah gave a thumbs up and laughed, "It's great."

The children laughed together, as if they had reached some kind of tacit understanding.In fact, they were chatting privately with Huo Zhigao: "Dad believed it, Huo Zhigao-san, you are so amazing!"

"Huh, joy! Your acting skills just now were great. I will tell you about their past when I have a chance."

"it is good."

At this time, the door opened, and Jotaro, who was running from time to time, entered the house with his things, pretending that he had just arrived, and asked, "Where do you put it?"

The children looked at each other, knowing that they were self-taught, and smiled brightly at Jotaro: "We didn't see anything." The younger brother was persecuted, and the older brother couldn't be left behind.

Combined with the classic imitation just now, these words are full of yin and yang and sarcasm.

Jonah: "Hahahahaha."

Jotaro's hand trembling slightly, feeling very helpless, his fist was a little hard, but of course he couldn't punch the child, so his helplessness was reduced to six words: "Ah, ah, ah, hit a thief." No Is it face-to-face persecution? As an elder, he can bear it.

Children: "Hahahahaha." They laughed very happily.

Especially Xu Lun, smiling and making faces at Jotaro: "Daddy is like an ostrich, burying his head in the sand and pretending nothing happened, hahahahaha."

Jotaro: ...

Jonah: Nice, Xu Xu is right, Jo Taro who stops and runs is an ostrich.

For a moment, the air was full of joy.

The joy of the fire: Is this the unique golden spirit of the jo family? I love it.