brother's bizarre adventure

Jonah took the children for a walk in the exhibition hall, and got some amazing eyes, and couldn't count the jaws that fell on the ground.He didn't care about this at all, and commented: "The cooking skills are not strong enough, true fans can accept any image."

Huo Zhi Xing's daily demolition of the main unit: "It does not include loli turning into a macho."

Jonah: "Hmph, their kawaii magical girls are masculine, and I took care of their psychology and put on skirts. I don't mind. It's like they were struck by lightning one by one."

Listen, is this human speaking?

Huo Zhigao: "It is precisely because you behave so naturally that Rum's fans look like they are falling apart. Whenever they feel a little uncomfortable, those nerds can automatically delete their memories and solidify the image of Rum in their brains. Now , The image of Rum in their brains has been brainwashed by you, it's strange if they don't collapse."

Jonah said confidently: "How can you blame me for not being strong enough?"

"Oh, that's it." Huo Zhigao deliberately asked him a question, "Is King Arthur a man or a woman?"

Jonas replied in seconds: "Of course King Arthur is a girl! Saber is me..." At this point, he realized that Huo Zhixiu had dug a hole, "Bastard, you lied to me."

Huo Zhigao smiled and said, "Who said that King Arthur couldn't be a girl."

What Jotaro said, Jonah replied in his heart, but this time he didn't bother to argue with Happy Fire anymore, today is already happy enough.

Greeting to the children scattered everywhere: "Come here, let's go back to the booth area to rest, eat something to replenish our strength, and continue in the afternoon."

On the way back, Huozhi happily complained: "Now this scene is like an old hen bringing a group of chicks back to the nest. Come, mother chicken, call me twice."

"You guy, your temper is getting weirder and weirder. Now this scene is obviously grandpa leading the gourd babies home. Except for the invisible sixth baby, all the staff are working together. Qiao Luno is also here, he can pretend to be the sixth baby, etc. Wait, if the goblin dio is the sixth child, this story is interesting." Jonah was talking, and his thoughts began to fly again.

Huozhi happily scratched his head: "It seems to be, I forgot that there is a gourd baby element." His original train of thought was diverted by Jonah, and he continued, "If the sixth baby is the boss, then your comics are not bloody battles." It's full of suspense. If the sixth baby is the boss, why did she take grandpa away? If she stays in the gourd baby camp, she can see grandpa every day."

"I don't know, I'll just say it casually. If I insist on explaining it, it's probably a popular setting in the comics world. Grandpa, you can only belong to me, like this."

Huo Zhixiu rubbed the leaf buds that popped out of his arms: "Fortunately, it's not like this setting, my skin got goosebumps."

Jonah rubbed his chin: "Maybe someone loves this one. When the daily book is over, I can try to open a dark fan book with this brain hole." The cub I raised actually turned into a boss secretly, He also put on a vest and grabbed himself away, which is exciting just thinking about it.

As for the fact that he, one of the original authors, draws strange and weird fans, he might lose his horse, don't be afraid, at worst, he will open another vest at that time.As long as I have enough vests, I won't be able to catch up if I lose my horse.

After thinking about this, the joyful expression on his face became more and more obvious.

Kotomine Kirei, who has been observing secretly: Is it so pleasant to persecute Otaku in women's clothing?Someday you can't have fun, maybe you can try...

Jonah didn't notice the priest's mental activity, and led a group of magical girls back to the sales area smoothly.

There were still so many people queuing up, Jonah led the children into his booth from other passages, and said hello to Jotaro: "Ni-chan, how is the situation, do you need help?" Halfway through the greeting, he found something wrong and was puzzled, " Well, why is there an extra person, where did you recruit the temporary workers, Ni-chan?"

At the booth of Magical Girl Books, a strange man was busy, and he was more enthusiastic than other stall owners.Then look at Jotaro, who was watching the booth, sitting behind with his arms folded, like a grandpa.

The temporary worker, who was busy before and after, came back to his senses when he heard the voice, and when he saw Jonah and the magical girl behind him, he almost cried: "Rum sauce."

"You were the one just now." Jonah had a little impression of him, how did the weirdo who brought a figure to the comic exhibition come to work as a temporary worker.

Jotaro got up and gave the chair to the children, and explained: "He asked to stay and help, and I happen to be not good at selling books." Indeed, he pushed the money box and let the customers pick out their own change.

Invincible Jotaro doesn't care about whether customers with this kind of service attitude will leave or fiddle with change.

He promised to sell the book but did not say that he would sell it well, it was just a small amount of money, it was not necessary.

"Yeah, sabotage, sabotage." Jonah commented with a smile, then turned to look at the helper, "Thank you for your hard work, I will pay you."

"I don't want a reward." Yamada Ichiro put down his work, his eyes fell on Xu Lun, "I want her to sign for me."

Jonah: Well, doesn't this guy like rum, huh, fake fan.

Ichiro Yamada picked up a notebook and knelt down in front of Xu Lun, put his hand on the notebook, and handed it with both hands: "Please, please sign me a rum." Rum and vodka are twin sisters, and vodka signed It's like signing Rum's signature, he can replace it!

Shout out to the vodka cos rum, good, good.

Jonah complained about Huozhi's happiness: "Ben Rum is here, why didn't he ask me to sign it."

"What do you think?" Huo Zhigao wanted to shake him very much, why didn't he ask you to sign it, didn't he have any points in his mind?Look at the rum in the notebook you drew yourself, and then look at your image, even if you are blind, you may not be able to ask for your autograph.No, since this guy had a lot of fun persecuting A Zhai today, he doesn't intend to add another fire.

Xu Lun tilted his head and thought for a while, seeing that his father had no objection, he took the pen and signed it.She has just entered elementary school and can already write.

Yamada was so moved that he cried while hugging the signed lasagna lasagna.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Jonah sighed, this fan is really difficult, let's give him a small gift after the comic show to appease his mind.

In the next event, Ichiro Yamada insisted on helping at the booth during the manga exhibition. Jotaro had no objection to this, and was glad that someone liberated him.Jonah is too lazy to care, so just help, you volunteer.After the show ended, he gave Yamada his Rum cosplay as a gift: "It's been cleaned, I hope you don't mind."

Of course I don’t mind, Ichiro Yamada cried with joy holding the rum cos suit, it’s great, he can wear cos at home and pretend to be rum sauce to live with him in the future.As for the fact that he is wearing women's clothing, and he may not be able to wear it, the A Zhai in the above can instinctively ignore it, and his mind is full of happiness.

Jonah made a small amount of money in his notebook. He looked at the amount, raised his eyebrows, then took out his wallet, rounded up a whole number, and distributed an allowance to each of the cosplaying children.Kotomine Kirei did not, this is not a child.

After distributing the pocket money, Jonah felt that everyone was here, but it was not suitable to play the comic exhibition for a few days, so he waved his hand and took the coser group to Tokyo Disneyland to have a good time.After such an operation, the children of the Emiya family who were originally sent to Tokyo to play because of their father's friendship instantly became full of affection for Kujo's father.As for Rin, because of Sakura's incident, he has always had a good impression of Kujo's father.

When the play time expires and is about to leave Tokyo, whether it is the elegant Tohsaka, the righteous partner Emiya, or Illya, there are expressions of reluctance on their faces.

I secretly decided in my heart that I must convince my parents that I will come to play next year after returning home.

Kotomine Kirei, who witnessed the whole process of the strategy, didn't want to talk, and even wondered if Jonah had a Noble Phantasm.Just as he was thinking wildly, someone patted his shoulder.

"Kirei, thank you for bringing them all back."

Kotomine Kirei looked at Jonah: "No, it's just on the way, it's not hard work."

"I prepared presents for them all." Jonah whispered, "It's in the extra luggage, remember to give them to them after arriving in Fuyuki."

"no problem."

After arriving in Fuyuki, Kotomine Kirei said to the three children that there was a present with a blank expression, and then, like them, opened the luggage with curiosity.It was the cosplay costumes they were wearing at the manga show. These cosplay suits never appeared again after the manga show ended. Ilya and Rin still have some regrets, but they didn't expect to appear here.

Kotomine Kirei lacks interest, he is not interested in cosplay, but this exquisitely crafted dress is good as a collection.With this in mind, when he returned to the church, he immediately took out the cosplay clothes and hung them in the closet. After shaking off the clothes, a bottle of heavy objects rolled out of the clothes.

This accident did not bother the substitute priest, he fished it out and got it. After a closer look, it was a bottle of super hot chili sauce.

Take it to the church kitchen, dig a spoonful and taste it, the sweat will instantly cover your forehead, it is a familiar taste, pleasant~

……

"I don't know if Kirei has discovered the easter egg I hid specially." Jonah thought while turning the paintbrush.

At this moment, Giorno's surprised voice came: "Dad, my hair!"

Put down the paintbrush and rush out: "Hair. What's wrong with the hair?"

In the bathroom, Giorno pointed to his wet hair with a frustrated expression: "My hair is golden no matter how I wash it." He used a disposable hair dye to make the cosplay more realistic. He thought it would be good to wash it off afterwards , but now the scalp is almost washed off, and the color has not changed at all.

"Don't panic, let Dad take a look." He snapped his fingers and called out Huo Zhixie, "Brother Huo, let's see what's going on."

Huo Zhixin, the universal nurse, checked it and was puzzled: "There is no hair dye, his hair is just this color."

"How is it possible? Our jo family doesn't have blond hair." Jonah didn't believe it. Halfway through his speech, he thought of something and rubbed his forehead, "Qio Luno, please dry your hair first. Dad suddenly remembered something and will come to you later. "

"Ok."

He ran back to the room and started rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

Huo Zhigao: "What are you looking for?"

Jona spread his paws wildly: "Dio, Dio's photo. Our jo family does not have blond hair, but Dio has yellow hair. If Giorno follows him, it is not impossible to have blond hair." He continued to search, while turning While talking to himself, "Does this genetic relationship still have a reading? The child is almost an adult, and the hair color will change. Fortunately, our family does not study genetics... Phew, I found it." Dio in the photo is not wearing shirt, showing off his muscular body and looking back at the camera, it was exactly the picture that Mr. Joseph read and wrote at the beginning.

Take the photo to find Giorno, and tell the relationship between Jo's family and Dio again.

"Originally this photo should have been given to you when you first learned about Dio, but you didn't ask for it at the time, I forgot about it, and it's not too late to give it to you now." Jonah covered Dio's head on the photo with his fingers, "Although we haven't met, Mr. Jonathan is a good man, and we shouldn't forget him."

Giorno took the photo, covered Dio's head following Jona's example, and solemnly put it in the wallet (head down): "I will be dad."

"Very good." Rubbing Giorno's newly released blond hair, "The hair matter is over, there is still some time left for the holiday, what do you want to do next?"

Giorno thought for a while: "I want to go to Italy to see my mother." After arriving in Italy, he will have a brand new hairstyle first, and then see if he has a chance to really join the Bugarati team.

Jonah nodded: "Okay, it just so happens that we haven't been to Italy for a long time, so we'll take Ying and Xu Lun with us." I don't know how Bruno's self-study courses are going, so I'll test him if I go.

"Dad." Hearing this, Giorno became anxious. His family members were all there. How could he find a chance to join the Mafia team? I want to be alone, I’m 15 years old, so I don’t need to be with you.” Jonah’s family has a tradition of speaking directly when something happens, but Dad doesn’t understand beating around the bush.

"Oh, I have my own little secret." Jonah smiled, "Okay, no problem, just be alone, then you pack your luggage yourself, if you encounter something, ask Bruno first, if it still doesn't work, tell me I call."

"Okay, thank you dad!"