brother's bizarre adventure

Yamada Ichiro is an ordinary otaku who likes paper figures and feels uncomfortable when he goes out and sees living people.The only friend said that he was hopeless, and suggested that he stay in the house with his figurines and notebooks until he died.

However, even such a nerd has the time to muster up the courage to go out, and that is—manga exhibition.

Ichiro Yamada put on his most decent clothes, glanced at the hand-made cabinet, and said to himself: "Hey, you are all my favorite wives. I want to go out today. I will choose a wife who will give me the strength to go out." The figures were motionless.

Yamada Ichiro didn't know what plot was imagining in his mind, he lowered his head in embarrassment, and a strange blush appeared on the tips of his ears: "Rum sauce, it's you who are willing to stand up, me, me..." He opened the cabinet and grabbed the magic The figurine of the girl Rum, "I will definitely protect you!" solemnly put it in the pocket, and a golden holy light seemed to shine on the back, sending the housekeeper out of the house respectfully.

Arriving at the comic exhibition, this nerd looked around, put the rum figurine on a table, put his hands together, and prayed in a low voice: "I hope to see the kawaii high school girl cos rum, I would like not to eat it for a week Hand-Pulled Noodle."

"Magical girl!" A passer-by exclaimed, came up and bowed to the figurine, "Rum sauce, I love you the most."

Yamada Ichiro suddenly felt angry, stepped forward and took away the figurine, put it in his arms, with a solemn expression: "It's my rum." Even a social fear house has a temper, anyone who covets my wife will go away .

The passer-by noticed his impoliteness, and immediately bowed and apologized: "Sorry, I was accidentally too excited when I saw my colleague at the comic exhibition. I am Shinji Kimura. Please give me your advice when we meet for the first time."

Yamada Ichiro responded with a wave of plastic Japanese responses, and then left with the figure.

Shinji Kimura kept up with him very familiarly, and he was very familiar with the bb all the way: "Ms. Araki Hirohiko's magical girl battle manga is really great. I heard that the two teachers co-authored it. If you can see When it comes to me, I will buy a full set of comics and go back to my collection.

There is also the daily fanbook, the artistry and plot are super restored. "Speaking of rising, this man yelled to the sky, "Mahou Shaojiu is the strongest beautiful girl." "

Ichiro Yamada echoed in a low voice: "Rum is the most kawaii magical girl."

There were a lot of cosplayers walking around at the comic exhibition, including magical girls, but Ichiro Yamada looked around and didn’t see a cosplay that met the standards he imagined.

Before he reached the book area, he saw a group of people gathered together and made Si Guoyi's voice from time to time. Yamada Ichiro wanted to go up to see the excitement, but when he saw so many people, he felt social panic and turned away.

Just then, a voice came from the group.

"Vodka, I love you!"

Vodka?Well, there is a magical girl cos there, and vodka seems to be fine, she looks the same as Rum, I can replace the meal.

With this in mind, Ichiro Yamada restrained his social fear attributes, squeezed into the crowd, and then he saw heaven.

Well-crafted costumes, well-trimmed wigs, fancy makeup, what about vodka, well, that's the rum I want!

Vodka put on a pose very familiar to the fans present, and began to chant: "I Vodka is the one who has been labeled as bad..." After a complete set of chant, the audience applauded wildly.

The camera's flash nearly flickered.

"One more, one more." The crowd started booing, wanting to see more famous scenes.

Vodka shook her head: "No, Xu Xu is going to rest." After speaking, she pushed away from the crowd and ran away.

Passerby: jojo?This cos is called jojo, Kawaii's name!

Yamada Ichiro looked at his beloved "Rum" running away, and looked at the figure in his arms: "Hey, tell me if I can get an autograph if I catch up." Of course the figure would not answer him, he Looking at the gradually dispersed crowd around him, he mustered up the courage to go in the direction Rum left.

Not long after walking in that direction, Yamada Ichiro's eyes lit up, there was a group of magical girls in that direction, that direction!As a senior magical girl chef, he can recognize the characters in the work at a glance with a few elements, not to mention the cosplay with extremely sophisticated cosplay.

He quickened his pace and recognized people as he walked with excitement: "The vodka I've seen just now; the whiskey, um, why is he a man, even if he has a sex change, he is also cute; the fairy Dio is also a man, stupid, but look carefully Optimistic about restoration; grandpa, this grandpa is so strong; gin, woo woo woo, white hair with this texture, I love it; brandy, tequila, a full set of magical girls, heaven, it’s heaven... well, these I have them, and my rum should have them too, rum, rum."

Yamada couldn't help but increase his strength while holding the hand of Rum's figurine, and swept his eyes to the side of the Magical Girls, trying to find his beloved Rum.Well, with my back to everyone, it’s no wonder I didn’t find it the first time, but it’s hard for me, a senior rum chef... Wait, this person in a rum skirt is so tall, Masaka is Yujie?

That would be great!

Yamada suppressed his excitement, lowered his eyes, and looked up from the bottom, of course this kind of surprise must be saved until the end.

But the more I look at it, the more I feel something is wrong. This "Sister Yu" seems to be too tall, and her skirt is bulging, and she looks like a man from the back.

However, Yamada above didn't realize this, and wondered: "Can high heels and cos equipment reach this level now? It's amazing." It doesn't matter, I have built-in interference removal facilities in my brain, let me make up for it Real rum.

Just when this guy was still deceiving himself, "Rum" turned around, and a tough guy's face that couldn't be concealed by makeup appeared, with a fierce tone: "Why are you staring at me all the time?"

Yamada Ichiro looked at his exquisite clothing and makeup, and then at his tall body, strong muscles, and tough face. His heart twitched, and he knelt down on the ground unconsciously. The Rum figure in his hand fell. on the ground.

His expression changed from fanaticism to dullness, and a desperate cry came out of his mouth: "Rum sauce..."

Why, why, everyone else is a magical girl or a magical boy, and only his Rum is a strong man, it's not fair!Trembling, he picked up the Rum figurine, and slammed on the floor while crying bitterly at the figurine.

……

Jonah looked at the stunned guy, sighed, and said to Kotomine Kirei beside him, "Another one, isn't my cosplay handsome? It's obviously very rum. How can you be so surprised!"

The priest really didn't know how to answer this question, even though he had awakened the joy attribute.

Try to suggest: "Maybe next time you can cosplay the male version of Rum." It should be better to wear men's clothing of the same element. Today he saw more petrochemical personnel than in a year. It can be seen that it is true that macho men wear magical girl female clothing. The power is huge.

"I refuse. Of course the cosplay magic girl wants the original cosplay. I might as well cosplay 'Grandpa' in the sex-transformed version." Jonah refused straight away, walked up to the man who was still howling at the figurine, and looked down at him, "Hey , If you really like Rum, shouldn’t you accept everything about her, what’s wrong with my cosplay?”

Ichiro Yamada raised his head when he heard the voice, and when he looked up, he felt that this "Rum" was even taller. Even with makeup on, he couldn't hide his ferocious expression, and his arms were thicker than his waist.

For some reason, Yamada seemed to see the images of Rum and this guy gradually overlapping, and the kawaii Rum in his mind gradually became a 195 strong man.

"No!" He screamed, wiped away his tears and stood up, clutching his hand tightly and crawling away, while shouting, "My rum sauce is definitely not like this." Benzi area, he is going to the book area now Find the kawaii book to wash your brain.

Seeing this scene, Jonah shrugged, and said to Kotomine Kirei: "It seems that he really likes Rum, and I hope he won't leave a psychological shadow in the future."

Kotomine Kirei: It feels a bit difficult.

The children who watched the whole process quietly gathered around.

Xu Lun: "Dad, that uncle is so strange." Holding a plastic figurine, he cried loudly.

Jonah pretended to be stupid: "Yes, it's very strange. How about it, Xu Xu, have you been harassed by strange people, if you have something to tell Dad, Dad will teach him."

Xu Lun pointed to Huo Zhigao who had been following her all the time: "No, the strange guy was chased away by Happy Sang before he got close." Dad's guardian spirit is by his side, so he is not afraid to go shopping alone.

Huo Zhixiu patted himself on the chest, expressing that he was very reliable.

Jonah was relieved, and laughed at the other "Magic Girls": "Come on, Dad... I'll take you to the comic exhibition." I wanted to call myself Dad habitually, but suddenly realized that there were several other children present. , It was impolite to call himself father on the spot, so he changed his words immediately.

The children were eager to try and cheered happily.

Ilya likes Gin's cosplay clothes very much, and she generously showed it to every magical girl chef who asked for a photo.

Rin and Sakura stay together, more like a pair of sisters than vodka and rum.

Because Emiya Shirou was not particularly familiar with other people, he was a little uncomfortable, so he instinctively formed a team with another boy of the same age present.

Giorno's sex-to-goblin dio was so successful that even the most experienced chef couldn't pick a thorn in his side.

"If diosama is a man, he must look like this." A chef ran over and bowed 90 degrees to salute, "diosama, humiliate me."

Emiya Shirou, who basically never came to comic exhibitions or read magical girl comics, was full of question marks, and had never heard of this strange request.

Giorno smiled and complied with his request: "Boxers, boxers, Sine!"

"That's the taste!" The chef who took the initiative to scold him looked satisfied, and took out a notebook from his pocket, "Can I sign it?"

Giorno glanced over and saw that it was the all-hands-to-day book drawn by his father. He might have bought it just now, so he couldn't help but feel complicated. He took the pen handed over by Chef A and signed it in cursive style.

Bow again at 90 degrees: "Thank you very much!" Holding the notebook, he walked away while rubbing his face.

Emiya Shiro: "Ciolu No-san, is the house so scary?"

Giorno looked in the direction of the rum and vodka sisters: "No, if it's like Dad, nerds..." He didn't say anything later.

Emiya Shirou followed his gaze, and in just ten seconds, three passers-by couldn't accept it, kneeling on the ground and howling rum, but even so, Mr. Kujo's expression still didn't change at all. Uncle's rum has the coolest aura in the audience.

Turning his eyes back, his tone was erratic: "Mr. Kujo is really amazing." Not only does he refer to the character he wrote while wearing a skirt to cosplay, but he also refers to the aura that can make A Zhai kneel and cry bitterly without saying a word.

Giorno clenched his fists: "Papa is the best."

When mentioning his father, Shirou Emiya refused to accept it: "My father is also very powerful, he is the most powerful messenger of justice."

The two teenage boys looked at each other, and there was a wonderful little lightning in the air, and the silent conversation appeared through the lightning: Oh, do you want to compare your father? Compare, my father is the best.

Roll up your sleeves, find a place with few people, and start a debate.

……

After a long queue, Ichiro Yamada finally arrived at the booth of the magical girl book, and his eyes were instantly attracted by the magical girls on the cover. He immediately fell in love with Rum among the group of magical girls.Ah, this is the rum I want, he thought, took out his wallet, and suppressed his excitement: "Boss, here are ten notebooks."

A money box was pushed in front of him, and he saw that it was full of banknotes and coins. The boss' voice came from above: "Choose it yourself, give the change by yourself, and we will not be responsible for the goods leaving the cabinet."

The attitude is very cold, without the enthusiasm of other book owners.

What, there is no love at all, how could it be like this, Yamada was angry and planned to have a good chat with the boss about the love of fanart.

Look up, huh? ? ? ? ?

Shout out: "Rum sauce..."

"Yeah, thieves, another one, do you want to buy it or not, don't stand in the way if you don't buy it."

"Buy, buy, buy." Yamada came back rationally, realizing that the stall owner and that Rum only look alike, and tried to say hello while picking out the notebook, "Boss, did you draw these? It's amazing."

"No." The boss in the hat sat still with his arms folded, "I just came to see the booth, and the author is another person."

"Well, it's okay." Yamada whispered, thinking, the author who can draw such a cute book must be a cute high school student or Yujie Magical Girl Chef, I really want to meet.Before he could continue imagining, the owner who claimed to be watching the stall spoke up.

"You should have seen the author, that Rum coser."

"Nari..." Yamada's hand holding the notebook trembled slightly, and asked in disbelief, "Is that the rum I was thinking of?"

He saw the boss who looked very similar to Rum and nodded: "Yes, it is the Rum you think of."

The images of Brawny Rum and his beloved cartoon Rum repeatedly flashed back to his mind, and finally overlapped. This time, it was the feeling of myocardial infarction, and the book fell to the ground without holding it.

"Hey, don't buy it, don't throw it away, pick it up, and compensate according to the price!"