bodhisattva is busy

Boy Shancai is very depressed, really depressed, he only wants to drive away the ungrateful man for his Bodhisattva, but who knows that the ungrateful Kuimu wolf dragged him away abruptly, this is all right, I will go back and look for it At that time, the Bodhisattva was abducted by the heartless man, and the world was vast, so where could he find someone?

Thinking of this, Xiao Shancai kicked Kui Mulang again in a perplexed manner, and drove away on the cloud.

Kui Mulang didn't dare to let him go on the road alone, such a cute baby, if he was abducted by the strange Shushu inadvertently, he would have no way to explain to the Bodhisattva, so he quickly followed.

After flying for a long while, Kui Mulang felt that the road was not going to Zizhu Forest. Kui Mulang bent over and squeezed Xiao Shancai, smiling a bit strangely: "Little boy, have you lost your way?"

Slapping the wolf's paws down, Xiao Shancai said angrily, "You're lost. I'm going home to see my mother."

Kui Mulang was very surprised, his expression seemed to say: Do you still have a mother? !

Xiao Shancai was angry: "Why am I motherless? You think everyone jumped out of the rock like that hairy monkey, right?"

"Okay, okay, don't get excited, I didn't say anything." Kui Mulang raised his hands in surrender, smoothing his hair to comfort him, and at the end, he seemed to be talking to himself: "A monk should be in peace of mind, why are you so irritable?" , This is not good, not good."

Xiao Shancai glanced at him, silently raised his foot, and kicked.

The two of them drove to the Huoyun Cave in the Kusong Stream, and Xiao Shancai's mother didn't see her, but saw the furry children all over the mountain. The corner of Kui Mulang's eyes twitched, and he leaned closer to Xiao Shancai's ear, raised his eyebrows and asked in a low voice: "Hey, who is your mother here?"

What kind of look is this, does it look like my mother here?

Xiao Shancai was speechless, rolled his eyes at him, and refused to answer such a question that humiliated his IQ.

"Little ones!"

Xiao Shancai stood on the rock and raised his arms, and there were a large group of children responding, chattering non-stop. Kui Mulang fell into the children's nest this time, and was so disturbed that his brain ached, he retreated silently.

"Boys, tell me what's going on recently. Is there anyone who doesn't have a good eye to make trouble?" When Xiao Shancai said this, he sounded like a bandit. do not adapt.

"No, how dare they come, my lord!" The children replied one after another, providing the latest information, "But I heard that Tang Seng can beat us and pass by in a few days. Do you want to arrest him or not?"

Xiao Shancai had an idea: "Catch it, why don't you catch it!"

As long as Tang Seng is arrested and Monkey Sun has nothing to do, they will naturally invite the Bodhisattva. Maybe the Bodhisattva will appear by himself. Why do they need him to search all over the world?

Xiao Shancai narrowed his eyes and smiled, this method is absolutely impossible!

Kui Mulang leaned over his head and added: "Don't hurt my Xiaobai."

Xiao Shancai patted him on the shoulder: "Come on, everyone eats Tang's monk meat, if you don't want to roast a whole pig, at most you will have a fight with that hairy monkey Monk Sha, who has time to think about your horse? "

"Yes." Kui Mulang nodded, relieved a lot.

Here, Xiao Shancai is planning to catch Tang Seng and lure Luo Fan out. At the bottom of Dongting Lake, Luo Fan and Yang Jian are sitting at the banquet held by Lord Dongting, all confused.

When they arrived at Dongting Lake, the Dragon Palace was preparing for a banquet, and the little maids were all beaming. As soon as the two of them walked in, they were invited to the banquet by Mr. Dongting, who was laughing happily. There were not only Dongting Lord Qiantang Lord sitting there, but also a human dressed as a scholar, and the two of them were even more inexplicable now.

Luo Fan took a closer look and saw that the shackles on Mr. Qiantang's hands and feet had been removed, and he was obviously not in a state of imprisonment. Then he looked at Mr. Dongting who was so happy that he wanted to get drunk for three days. Luo Fan realized that, he asked in a low voice. Mr. Qiantang beside him: "Mr. Qiantang, are you... the good thing with Mr. Dongting is over?"

Although his voice was low, the surroundings were either gods or little goblin palace ladies, except for the scholar, everyone heard what he said clearly.

"Pfft..." Mr. Qian Tang almost spit out a sip of wine, coughing from choking.

The little maids rushed to get the handkerchief, but they did not give it to Mr. Qiantang, but presented it to Mr. Dongting with a smile. Mr. Dongting grabbed the handkerchief in various embarrassments and handed it over. Mr. Qiantang took it and wiped it smoothly. They just stood behind covering their mouths and giggling.

Luo Fan raised his eyebrows, tilted his head and looked at Yang Jian - this way of getting along is subtle.

After recovering his breath, Lord Qiantang rolled his eyes at Luo Fan, "What did the Bodhisattva say!" Then he passed Luo Fan and looked at Yang Jian: "Brother Jian, you don't care about him."

Hey, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, this kid is good at it, and now he has learned how to counter molesting.

Luo Fan was a little surprised, and took Yang Jian's hand and asked in a low voice: "Did I guess wrong? Then why is Mr. Dongting as happy as on the wedding night? Look at that rippling little face."

"Pfft..." Mr. Dong Ting almost spit wine this time.

The scholar sat at the table and didn't hear Luo Fan's low voice, so he didn't know what happened. He saw Lord Qiantang and Lord Dongting spouting wine one after another. Could it be that the wine was terrible? ?The scholar then silently put down the wine glass in his hand, rejoicing that he had not had time to drink while talking to Lord Dongting just now.

At this time, the beaded curtain in the hall was opened, a scent of fragrance wafted in, and a beautiful woman dressed in brocade clothes and jade ornaments approached.

Mr. Dongting stood up and introduced: "The Bodhisattva and Zhenjun have probably never met before. This is my daughter, my daughter. These two are Guanyin Bodhisattva and Erlang Zhenjun."

The little princess hurriedly saluted the two of them, and when she got up, she took another look at the scholar, then said goodbye and went into the boudoir.

"This is your brother's cheap child? It's grown so big."

Mr. Qiantang nodded and sighed: "Yes, the Husha girl has been dead for hundreds of years. Speaking of which, she has never been to the Dragon Palace, not once, and died alone in the small fishing village on the shore."

Yang Jian frowned and asked him, "Who is that scholar?"

"His name is Liu Yi." Mr. Qian Tang shook his head and said, "My niece used to marry in Jingchuan, but unfortunately her life was miserable. Her husband disliked her, and her in-laws were afraid that she would go home and sue, so they trapped her to suffer by the Xiangshui River. The scholar has a kind heart and helped bring her letter back, and I rescued her."

This story is a bit familiar, Luo Fan didn't think much about it, he noticed that Yang Jian's expression was not right before, so he bumped his arm: "This story is very common, what's wrong?"

Yang Jian laughed, "It's okay, it's just that the little princess's demeanor and behavior seem to be interested in the scholar, little uncle, do you think I don't care about this matter?"

Take the wool!

"Originally, the eyes of the Heavenly Court are focused on those gods who live in the Heavenly Court. Who will take care of people like the Dragon King who live in the human world? So you don't care about it, just pretend you don't know. The inspecting spiritual officers are now under your management, right? Tell them to turn a blind eye and close their eyes. Anyway, if they don’t find it in the sky, they don’t know about it, so as not to offend people. Originally, you are enough to attract hatred when you are the judicial god. I don't want to see people throw stones at you and scold you behind your back wherever you go in the future, don't you feel wronged?"

Luo Fan took his hand and babbled and explained, Yang Jian smiled and reached out to touch his earlobe, plucked it twice, and said with a half-smile: "Why, Master, do you feel sorry for me?"

Luo Fan's ears turned red in an instant, and he grabbed the claws that were messing around his ears, pinched them hard, and glared at him: "Then I shouldn't love you?"

"Yes, why not." Yang Jian nodded as a matter of course, letting Luo Fan grab his hands and ravage him in various ways, the corners of his lips slightly raised, and his eyes were full of doting softness.

"Hiss—" Mr. Qiantang, who was forced to watch on the sidelines, took a deep breath, shaking off his goosebumps.

At the end of the banquet, Luo Fan and Yang Jian thought that the family must be too busy recently, so they said goodbye and left.

When he reached the shore, Luo Fan took off his shoes and stepped on the lake with bare feet, and told Yang Jian to wait for him on the shore, then ran to the center of the lake by stepping on the water, calmly recovering his soul.

Yang Jian leaned against the tree and looked at him for a long time before sitting down cross-legged and began to feel the way of heaven. This is a heavy task, and he has not figured it out until now.

A few days later, Lord Qiantang sent Liu Yi away. He had heard the conversation between Yang Jian and Luo Fan before, and knew that the Judiciary God would not care about this matter, so he assured Liu Yi that he wanted to marry his niece to him. He refused to live or die, and Mr. Qiantang had no choice but to send him back first. As soon as he came out of the water, he saw Luo Fan and Yang Jian who should have left long ago. One of them was stepping on the water, and the other was sitting under a tree, motionless It's like two statues.

Liu Yi asked puzzledly, "What are they doing?"

"Practice."

Mr. Qiantang said solemnly, with a profound expression of "don't ask, you don't understand even if I tell you", he successfully suppressed Liu Yi's doubts in his stomach. In fact, God knows what those two are doing. Well, go all the way to someone else's house to meditate?

After sending Liu Yi back, but in the blink of an eye, there was no one under the trees on the lake surface. It was so silent and elusive, Mr. Qian Tang twitched the corners of his mouth, and silently dived into the water.

On the cloud, Luo Fan was dragging Yang Jian to rush to the Kusongjian.

Yang Jian held him back, pinned his messy hair behind his ears, and said casually: "Uncle, slow down, what are you in a hurry for? The Tathagata summoned you?"

"I don't bother to talk to him like Tathagata, it's Xiao Shancai!"

"What happened to Xiao Shancai?"

Luo Fan turned his head back silently, and looked at him with a bitter face, "I don't know which tendon has cramped Xiao Shancai. He tied up Tang Monk and said he wanted to eat Tang Monk's meat. Sun Monkey couldn't do anything to him."

The corner of Yang Jian's mouth twitched: Is this child's rebellious period coming?

He thought for a while, and comforted him: "Don't panic, I remember that Xiao Shancai's father is the Bull Demon King, and he and Sun Houzi are friends of eight worshippers, nothing will happen."

Luo Fan continued to answer him with that bitter face, "I don't know Xiao Shancai, he was sent to me since he was a child, and I didn't mention it to him."

"It doesn't matter." Yang Jian was still very calm, "The golden cicada is covered by Tathagata, even if he really wants to eat Tang Monk's meat, he has the heart but not the guts. The child is still young, so he must be playing around."

Fuck, of course labor and management know that he dare not eat Tang Monk meat, that brat is very afraid of Tathagata!

The issue is--

He dare not eat Tang Seng, he dares to eat roasted whole pigs!