bodhisattva is busy

Boy Shancai rubbed his flushed cheeks, and said to Luo Fan, "Bodhisattva, do you still remember Kuimu Langxing Lord, the one you kicked down to become a monster?"

Who?

Luo Fan's mind was at a loss, so he looked up at the sky innocently. There were so many people kicked by him, how could he remember all of them clearly?

Boy Shancai glanced at Luo Fan, with an expression of "as expected", and explained: "It's one of the 28 constellations, you don't need to know the rest, you only need to know one thing." Speaking of this, Boy Shancai Looking around, the expression on his face was very joyful, a bit mysterious and a bit gossip, and said in a low voice: "He and Xiao Bailong... have a lot of relationship!"

"Oh——" Luo Fan dragged his tone in response, and suddenly realized: there is JQ!

"So?" He asked, after talking for a long time, he still didn't understand why Xiao Shancai was in such a hurry to find him, just to chat about gossip?This is unlikely.

"So, there's a big problem!" Boy Shancai stomped his feet anxiously, and said with a serious face: "Kui Mulang Xingjun turned Tang Monk into a tiger, and the monkey grandson beat him up when he went to rescue Tang Monk." One fight, Xing Jun was severely injured, this is terrible."

Luo Fan raised his eyebrows, "What's so bad about it, let him go back to recuperate, count it as a work-related injury, and ask Tathagata to reimburse him for the soup and medicine later."

"It's not about the cost of soup and medicine." Boy Shancai felt that he was deeply defeated, and thought to himself: Bodhisattva, what is your focus?

Shancai Boy quickly shook his head to shake off this thought. Luo Fan has always been an idol in the hearts of the younger generation of Buddhist disciples. How could it be that the idol has a problem with his focus?It must be the wrong way of expressing yourself!

So Xiao Shancai decided to ignore all the antecedents, and went straight to the final result, "In short, Tang Seng and his party are now trapped in the mountains, unable to leave, waiting for you to save the situation!"

"Huh?" Luo Fan scratched his head, the front and rear spans were too big, "How did you get trapped?"

"Little Bailong refuses to leave, and he refuses to let Tang Seng mount his horse. He insists on asking Monkey Sun to apologize to Mr. Kuimu Langxing!"

Luo Fan was dumbfounded for a moment, and only two words remained in his mind: Fuck!

After a while, Luo Fan stood up, raised his sleeves and waved: "Come on, let's go and see the excitement."

"Okay!" The boy Shancai should be happy, turned around and saw Yang Jian who was meditating on the edge of the cliff, hesitated for a second, and said reluctantly: "Then what about the heartless man, also go with us?" He said Then he turned his head and netted Luo Fan expectantly: "Why don't we kick him?"

What a heartless man?

Luo Fan deeply felt that he needed to communicate with Xiao Shancai in the near future. We haven't seen each other for a few days, and the generation gap is so deep that it is almost becoming a big trench.

He followed the boy Shancai's line of sight, and saw that Yang Jian had opened his eyes, was staring at Xiao Shancai suspiciously, and then turned his head to look at Luo Fan, with a half-smile in his eyes, and the meaning was obvious: How can I bear the burden? Are you uncle?

The corner of Luo Fan's mouth twitched, feeling all kinds of embarrassment, he raised his hand and slapped Xiao Shancai on the back of the head, "What nonsense!"

The Shancai boy covered his head and pursed his mouth: "That's right, that guy would rather bear the infamy and become an official in the Heavenly Court for Chang'e's sake. It has spread throughout the Three Realms."

He looked up at Luo Fan, with sympathy on his face: Bodhisattva, you are still in the dark.

Luo Fan heard all kinds of embarrassing and godlike words, and secretly stunned: The gossip about the Three Realms is too outrageous, right?This is also believed? !

Yang Jian stood up, patted the snow-stained hem of his clothes, walked to Luo Fan's side, Luo Fan helped him straighten his sleeves, and said: "Don't listen to Xiao Shancai's nonsense, let's go, go and see Jin Chanzi first. What trouble did you get me into again?"

Yang Jian glanced sideways at Xiao Shancai, his eyes were dark, his whole face looked stern when he wasn't smiling, and his overly handsome features added a bit of sternness, making Xiao Shancai shrink his neck.

Hearing Luo Fan's words, he silently turned his eyes back to his uncle, and slightly curled his lips: "Okay."

Boy Shancai rubbed his neck and didn't run on Yang Jian any more. He said in his heart: I'm not afraid of you, it's just that the Bodhisattva is so infatuated with you, so I'm afraid it will make him sad if I say it.

When the three of them arrived, they saw that the situation on Tang Seng's side had obviously not eased.

Brother Hou found a tree stump and squatted down, turned away from looking at the crowd, with a look of reluctance, Tang Seng was babbling at the side to persuade him, Brother Hou was very impatient, but he actually endured it, and did not leave at all the meaning of.

Little Bailong turned back into a human form, sitting against a tree trunk, with the dying Kui Mulang lying in his arms. Even if he said a word, he coughed twice and vomited some blood, which made Xiao Bailong feel distressed.

Drifting ran left and right back and forth to persuade, doing his best to make peace with the old man, while Zhu Bajie was completely out of the way, not helping either party, sitting far away, showing his position of the soy sauce party, silently watching.

Luo Fan supported his forehead, dragged Xiao Shancai to appear gorgeously, and said slowly: "Wukong, what trouble have you caused?"

Brother Hou scratched his head, tilted his head and muttered: "This time it's not my grandson who caused trouble."

Zhu Bajie nodded when he heard the words: "It's really not Brother Monkey this time."

Xiao Bailong snorted coldly: "But he almost killed Kui Kui!"

Kui Mulang tugged at Xiao Bailong's sleeve and smiled weakly: "I'm fine, Xiaobai."

Brother Hou was so innocent, he turned his head and said angrily: "He is a monster, he harmed our master, so can I keep my hand when I beat him? Besides, it's not because of how hard the beating is, it's because he is too inexperienced."

Xiaobailong was angry: "You still have to understand you!"

"That's right." Brother Hou crossed his arms and nodded without humility, "My old grandson is doing things right."

Xiaobailong's face turned pale with anger: "Kui Kui promised me to let Master go, but you came out to beat me up, you have the nerve to say so."

Brother Hou said contemptuously: "Who knows if he is lying, do you believe what the monster says?"

Little White Dragon with his arms akimbo: "What monster, Kui Kui is Xing Jun!"

Brother Monkey bared his teeth: "Yeah, it's a yellow-robed monster."

……

Luo Fan got a headache from the noise, and seeing that this was about to develop into a vegetable market, he hurriedly said, "Everyone be quiet."

So the world became quiet, only brother monkey and little white dragon were left staring at each other.

"Okay, Wukong is the caregiver's heart, there is nothing to argue about." Luo Fan raised his hand and grabbed Kui Mulang from the air to the cloud where he was. Take Mr. Wolf Star back to heal his wounds, he will be fine."

Xiao Bailong finally heaved a sigh of relief: "Disciple, thank Bodhisattva for your mercy."

Luo Fan nodded, thinking that the two of them would not cause internal strife and accidentally kill Tang Seng, so he warned: "You must remember that your duty is to escort Tang Seng to learn Buddhist scriptures, so don't create a quarrel with your senior brother."

Xiao Bailong glanced at Brother Monkey, and nodded reluctantly.

"Wukong, what about you?"

Brother Hou glared at Xiao Bailong, snorted coldly, and did not answer. After Tang Seng frowned and called "Wukong", he finally nodded slightly.

This intricate dispute was finally resolved satisfactorily. Luo Fan let out a long sigh of relief, and hurriedly took Yang Jian and ran away with Kui Mulang, followed by Xiao Shancai.

Guessing it flew a mile away, Yang Jian kicked the dying Kui Mulang: "Still pretending? They're all gone."

In the next second, Kui Mulang, who was still alive, jumped up, wiped the blood on his face with his sleeve, and said, "Thank you so much, it almost ended."

Xiao Shancai was very puzzled, staring at him with innocent little eyes: "Why are you pretending to be dead?"

The corners of Kui Mulang's eyes twitched, and he couldn't help explaining: "It's not pretending to be dead, it's pretending to be seriously injured."

Xiao Shancai tilted his head: "Yes, why, is it popular in the Three Realms now? Is it very embarrassing to be seriously injured by Sun Monkey?"

Luo Fan's big embarrassment: Do you have wool face? !

Yang Jian touched his chin: Will this be popular in the Three Realms?Xiao Shancai was really dumbfounded.

Kui Mulang frowned: I just want to confirm Xiaobai's intentions. Who told him that he always refused to admit it in the past, and he almost married a woman hundreds of years ago... Fortunately, the woman ran away with the adulterer.

The four of them were speechless all the way, and seeing that they were about to reach Guanjiangkou, Xiao Shancai hurriedly said, "Bodhisattva, let's go back to the Purple Bamboo Forest. There are still many things to do, and the Buddha also wants to see you."

Luo Fan immediately turned bitter: "But I don't want to see him at all."

Every time I see Tathagata, it means that there is another task. The labor and management are already busy enough!

"Then don't go to see the Buddha." Xiao Shancai pulled Luo Fan's sleeve and shook it all the time: "Bodhisattva, let's go back, Dragon Girl is so lonely at home alone."

Hearing this, Luo Fan hesitated a little.

Xiao Shancai was about to persuasion, Yang Jian glanced at him lightly, his heart tightened, and he immediately fell silent.

"Uncle Master, don't forget that we still have important matters." Yang Jian took out a roll of checklist from his sleeve, opened it for Luo Fan to read, "Where should we go first?"

Xiao Shancai craned his neck secretly to take a look, and saw that it was densely packed with place names, and they were all scenic spots. He couldn't help rolling his eyes: Let's go to the mountains and play in the water, is this also an important matter?

Luo Fan was overjoyed when he saw the list. He didn't expect Yang Jian to list them all so carefully. After thinking for a while, he crossed off the Tianshan line on the list with his finger, and then pointed to Dongting Lake, "I haven't seen Mr. Qiantang for a long time. , I helped him so much last time, this time I have to ask him to treat him, let's eat him up."

"Okay." Yang Jian nodded, rolled up the list and put it away.

"Xiao Shancai, go back and call the dragon girl, let's go together..." Luo Fan turned his head and saw that there was no one behind him, and the boy Shancai and Kui Mulang had disappeared, so he turned his head and poked Yang Jian: "Xiao Shancai What about people?"

Yang Jian smiled and pointed in a direction, "Just now Lord Kuimu Langxing took him away."

Luo Fan was shocked: "Xiao Shancai is willing to go with him?"

Yang Jian nodded: "It's still a pleasant chat, it's too late to meet each other."

"Forget it, the dragon girl doesn't need to bark anymore, just the two of us will go." It must be that Kui Mulang saw that Xiao Shancai was too cute and couldn't control his wolf claws, but with him, Luo Fan would be fine. Don't worry about Xiao Shancai's safety.

The two immediately flew hand in hand to Dongting Lake. On the way to the purple bamboo forest in the distance, the boy Shancai was trying to save his face from the hands of Kuimu wolf, while cursing vaguely: "You bastard, what are you doing?" Take me away?"

Kui Mulang squeezed again before reluctantly letting go, and gave him a blank look: "He's going to play, what are you doing in the middle? No winks!"

Xiao Shancai kicked him hard: he was just going to drive away that heartless guy, who the hell is not winking!