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Xiaomao and Chaomeng sat face to face on the open-air stone steps of Xindao. He sang the last line of "Happy Birthday" in time, "Happy Birthday to You", and squinted his eyes to look across.

Chaomeng, who was grabbing a big piece of cake and eating his face, licked his fingers and looked at him deeply, as if he wanted to convey some kind of inconvenient and strict message through this silent staring.

Xiaomao received such news almost instantly, he wished he could stand upright and kneel down: "Do you want me to sing again?" This is the tenth time.

"It was you who promised me to give me a birthday exactly like Niu Jilu's." Chao Meng plausibly said.

Xiaomao looked at it in amazement. He did promise this sentence. Niu Jilu is the meow that had a relationship with the carp king in the recently hit "Carp Cat Walking to the End of the World" on the Children's Channel-but even if he is The protagonist, too, has no reason to sing the birthday song over and over again, and will be scolded by the audience for dragging the show.

——For a moment, he wondered if it was because Chaomeng received a cactus instead of a repeater as a birthday present, and he was dissatisfied and took the opportunity to take revenge on him?

As the author of the text version, Xiao Mao, who just sold the TV adaptation rights and made a small profit, gave it a white look: "No, no, Miaomiao only sang the birthday song once on her birthday, I remember it very clearly." This is just a small detail. It was mentioned in one stroke at the beginning, and it was not described in detail at all.

Chaomeng narrowed her eyes dangerously: "Don't think that I've only watched the TV series to deceive the audience. The TV shows are not very clear. I went back to read the author's original work. He said that there are thousands of meows in the meow forest! "

"Thousands of meows can only be sung once," Xiaomao was unmoved. If he really talks about the ability to make excuses, he is not necessarily worse than Chaomeng. He clutched his chest and was moved with tears in his eyes, "Time Is it the fairest magician, 1 minutes for 5 people, or 5 minutes."

Chaomeng stared at him in silence for a while, then quickly lowered his head and looked at the "The Most Helpless Way of Acting like a Baby Pet" in his hand, using his high IQ to instantly kill all creatures in the world, it took him a tenth of a second to choose the The best way at this time: "There are all meows in the forest who sing to Niu Jilu, but you are the only one who sings to me."

The world-class BOSS Chaomeng used the skill of pretending to be pitiful to attack, Xiaomao seemed to be able to see the blood-red crit number after being hit, and the pitifully emptied blood tank.

He sighed deeply, and resigned himself to his fate: "Okay, I'll sing it again—this is the last time, just as your cake is almost finished." He was glad that he only wrote all the meows together A cake was given to Niu Jilu instead of one for every cat.

Chaomeng obviously licked the corners of his mouth, "But I'm not full yet."

Xiaomao looked at the double-layer cake with a diameter of more than one meter placed on the grass in front of the two of them—of course, now he could only see a huge disk on the lawn and scattered cake crumbs—in order to bake The system was successful, he didn't sleep last night, so he was very happy that the other party ate up all the face.

With Chaomeng's expectant eyes, he calculated the rest of the ingredients, and spread his hands regretfully: "I'm afraid not, if you didn't fight with the fire-breathing dragon and ruined most of the eggs, maybe I could work overtime and bake another one."

"It provoked me first!" Chaomeng yelled angrily, "You are partial to protecting the calf, and you are only willing to kill me, but not it!" It is also an elf, why is there such a big difference in treatment, I did not become your elf , It's not that I don't want it, it's that you don't want it, and I'm still angry and wronged.

"The fire-breathing dragon is still hanging on the tree and was punished to face the wall." Xiaomao rubbed his forehead with a headache, "And the giant pincer mantis has already told me the reason for your fight, and I can only say half and half wrong, Lai Not on anyone's head."

In fact, to be honest, he thinks the fire-breathing dragon is more sad. You said that Chaomeng steals other people's things, and you have to rush to show off to the person today. The fire-breathing dragon has always been a bad temper. When he said that, he grabbed his sleeves and started fighting.

However, it can also be seen from this that Chaomeng is very face-saving this time, keeping the combat effectiveness at the same level as the fire-breathing dragon, instead of directly killing people in seconds with a wave of fingers.

Xiaomao didn't want to get entangled in this issue, he sang the birthday song again, ignored Chaomeng's pitiful eyes, patted his buttocks and jumped up from the grass: "Okay, today's singing ends here, I'm going to Drink some water, your voice is hoarse."

Chaomeng brushed out a water glass out of nowhere, and handed it to him directly: "It's been prepared for you a long time ago——" It paused for a moment with ulterior motives, and it added in a serious manner, "For the sake of my knowledge and interest, you Shouldn't it be repaid by singing it again?"

Xiaomao tilted his head and looked at it helplessly, and decided to give it a repeater as a birthday present next year: "Sing it next year, birthday songs can't only be sung on the first birthday."

He wanted to say the word "first birthday" a long time ago, but Chaomeng has been refusing to face up to his age in a state of non-pretending to be pitiful.

This time too, Chaomeng's face darkened, and he looked at him rather annoyed, his eyes fell on his forehead, as if he was thinking about where to put his tail.

Xiao Mao is not afraid: "If you dare to hit me, I won't sing for you next year."

"Humph!" Chaomeng snorted heavily, flicking its long tail back and forth. In order to suppress his impulse, he could only choose to change the subject, "I will ask Kuailong to distribute invitations in the afternoon, and then tonight, make It's a storm, let's see who is qualified to participate in my counterattack."

When it spoke, the corners of its mouth raised, bringing out an arc that was almost sneering, as if it really didn't believe that Xiaozhi had the ability to rush through the storm and reach the new island smoothly.

Xiao Mao glanced at it fixedly: "Okay, then we'll wait and see." He wasn't worried that Xiao Zhizhi wouldn't be able to come through smoothly, but he was entangled in Chaomeng's understatement of calling the wind and rain, knowing that you are a super beast, but the old man This is quite shocking.

Chaomeng raised his chin at him, didn't say anything, turned around and left with pride - of course, considering that it stuffed a very huge cake into its stomach just now, even if it is a super beast, there is no small independent cake in its stomach. Space, its steps at this time are also quite faltering.

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In the evening, Kuailong took on the expectations of a one-year-old boy Chaomeng, swung his plump body into the sky, and flew to various parts of the Kanto area to start distributing invitations.

Xiaomao watched the waves of water splashed by it on the sea due to its high speed, and said with his arms around the miniature dragon, "Did you see it? Your final evolutionary speed is unbelievably fast. According to statistics, it only flies around the earth once." It will take ten and six minutes."

"Well~well~" the miniature dragon turned his head to the side without any interest, and the pure white webbed ears rubbed against his cheek, "well~~"

Xiaomao couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it. It really is a face control elf. Because he thinks that Kuailong looks too ugly, so Minilong can't even train hard recently. He is afraid that the experience gained from completing a race will evolve it. One step further into the abyss.

In fact, there are many elves in this family who only stay in the hacker stage for life. Xiaomao thought of the hacker living in the wilderness area. As a miniature dragon brother, he had a relationship with the ranger Caesar 30 years ago. The inexplicable love-hate entanglement, now 30 years have passed, but it has only evolved to the form of a hacker dragon, and then terminated the evolution.

"Mini dragon, why doesn't your brother want to evolve further? Could it be that it hasn't accumulated enough experience points after living in the lake for so long?" Xiaomao asked softly, he didn't need to waste his brains guessing on this question .

"Well~" the miniature dragon flicked its tail, answering questions for its trainer.

Xiao Maozheng heard it interesting—it turned out that many individuals preferred Hackron’s special ability to freely control the weather, so they suppressed their own evolution—as a result, before the miniature dragon finished speaking, he was picked up by the collar.

Chaomeng's face was more solemn than ever: "You take the elf and go first, a big guy is coming!"