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Xiaomao was looking down at the report on the level of the nearby trainers from Kuailong, a hard-working wage earner, when he suddenly heard Chaomeng suddenly say: "I think you like elf research work very much?"

Silly boy, isn't this obvious?Xiaomao nodded, without moving his eyes from the data report in his hand: "That's right, what's wrong, is there something wrong?" For some reason, after Chao Mengwen played this idiot question, he suddenly felt I feel cold all over, and I have a very bad premonition.

Chaomeng pretended to be reserved and silent for a while, tilted his head as if thinking about something, and said after a long time: "Maybe I can go to the Red Lotus Research Institute with you."

"...What are you doing at the Honglian Research Institute?" Xiao Mao widened his eyes slightly in surprise, "The director of the research institute is a mobile position, and he is not allowed to bring family members." And hereditary inheritance is not allowed, so what are you going to do?

Go, go, this is the same as saying that Master Chaomeng is your son.Chaomeng couldn't help but twitched his tail, and said sternly: "I just made a little effort, and I succeeded in letting you discover the secret of the ancient elves, which shows that my contribution to research is still very great."

Xiaomao finally looked away from the data, and asked: "You mean, maybe when the relevant papers are published, your name should be listed first?" This proposal is quite good, after all It also uses Chaomeng's machine. Anyway, he has written his competition report for becoming the director of Honglian Research Institute, so he doesn't value this honor very much.

Chaomeng endured it for a long time, and hugged his trembling tail tightly with two paws, and then pulled it up again without a tail, and said with difficulty: "I mean, maybe I went to the Red Lotus Research Institute, it will be very good for you. Big help."

Xiaomao turned over a page of information, and smiled at the head that belonged to Xiaozhi that appeared on it. He seized the opportunity of Chaomeng's absence the day before yesterday and told Xiaozhi the specific location of the new island. One day, he had already arrived, and the road must be full of wind and rain, and he was in a hurry.

He waited for a while before answering Chaomeng's words directly: "Aren't you going to find Mengmeng?" Confining a powerful killer with terrifying fighting power to do clerical work by his side, his heart was trembling all the time. It's too reckless.

Imagine Napoleon Bonaparte biting a pencil to do elementary school math problems, or squatting on the ground and writing big characters with a branch dipped in mud. The contrast is too great.

Chaomeng rolled his eyes at him, and said sullenly: "I am not only the number one in the world in terms of force, but also in intelligence far surpassing you humans - I have figured it out for so long, the trace of Dream is erratic, who knows When will it appear, instead of running around the world looking for it, I might as well follow you and do something meaningful."

Xiaomao didn't think that Chaomeng would think that wearing a white coat to do research is really meaningful. People are willing to go to the Honglian Research Institute, and [-]% of them are because of him. This makes Xiaomao hard not to be moved.

"Thank you, Chaomeng." Xiaomao stood up from the grass, lifted his toes and raised his hand to touch its slightly red kangaroo face, "Thank you very much."

"Then do you agree or disagree?" Chaomeng asked quite nervously, and suddenly reacted, opened his hand, and sneered with the corner of his mouth, "I don't need to ask for your permission. The little Red Lotus Research Institute, I come and go whenever I want."

Xiaomao was in the right mood and nodded repeatedly, not taking his duplicity seriously at all: "You also said, as long as you are willing, can I not let you come? It's up to you." After a pause, he I feel that I really need to add, "However, the researchers of the Red Lotus Research Institute are more or less related to the alliance. You'd better not show up too casually."

To put it bluntly, it doesn't matter, the alliance already knew that Chaomeng had mixed up with him, and judging from Damalanqi's appearance when they met last time, it seemed that they didn't want to pursue this.

In fact, Xiaomao is just worried that Chaomeng spends every day at the Honglian Research Institute, and if he really conflicts with the researchers, at most he will quarrel and curse a few times when he gets angry.

Imagine Chaomeng wearing a badge and queuing up for a meal with a group of staff wearing glasses. He couldn't help shaking his head repeatedly because he couldn't eat delicious food early because the queue was too long.

Xiao Mao earnestly said: "The Red Lotus Research Institute is younger than you, so you should give in to others and don't bully your little brother and little sister." You can do things without a lower limit, and he really feels that he needs to say something more.

The consequence of saying this sentence was that he was drawn again. Xiaomao rubbed his head but was extremely calm: "There is nothing else. If you are willing to come, we can only welcome you."

And you can also buy tickets. This is a legendary super beast. There are many people screaming when you shoot a phoenix video. Besides, this is a living legend. You can definitely make a lot of money by taking the opportunity to solve the current lack of funds for the research institute. hidden dangers.

Thinking of this, Xiaomao will be moved by himself, what kind of spirit is this?This is the spirit of international communism. Is there any director in the world who is more dedicated than himself?Before he took office, he had already solved a major problem of the research institute. At least [-] admission tickets were completely acceptable.

The corners of Chaomeng's mouth kept trembling: "I think I need to remind you...in fact, I can hear everything..."

As a birthist who regards money like dung, Chaomeng said that it is too out of place to charge tickets for exhibitions, especially what makes it angry is that Xiaomao actually thinks that 1 yuan can see Master Chaomeng What a joke, I am a legendary super beast, and I can only show you half of it for 1 yuan.

"You look down on rich people too much." As a lawbreaker who often goes to the Rockets headquarters to play autumn wind, the rebellious kid from a wealthy family who has been taught by Sakagi gave him a look, "Willing to spend 1 yuan to look at the bully of the beast, I don’t mind spending another 1 yuan.”

It was only then that Xiaomao remembered that people could hear the news directly from his brain. He was too absorbed in thinking just now, and even forgot about this matter—in fact, he can’t be completely blamed, as a person on Tianben’s account All the money was donated for the reconstruction of the Red Lotus Research Institute. Now he is indeed a little tight. Although he is not yet at the point of working and selling his body, he has begun to count the expenses and count the copper coins to live. When he heard that there is money to be made, And it's still a lot of money, so it's rare to be a little excited.

It's just that Chaomeng's expression at this time was too scary, and Xiaomao had a bad intuition, so he laughed dryly, and decided to find a way to change the subject: "By the way, didn't you just say that you have superior intelligence? Let me test you with an intellectual question. "

He cleared his throat excitedly: "Do you know how to use three knives to cut eight pieces out of a cylinder?"

It took no more than one-tenth of a second for Master Chaomeng, whose IQ surpassed that of all human beings, to come up with the answer to this question. His eyes widened gloomily: "I'll give you a knife, I'll give you a knife, and I'll give you another knife."

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The day after they finished their discordant intellectual discussion, it was the full anniversary of Mewtwo being created by the Rockets researchers.

——Well, in layman’s terms, it’s Chaomeng’s first birthday.

The reason why such a simple sentence can be divided into popular and unpopular is mainly because Chaomeng himself doesn't like these two kinds of sayings very much. No matter which one Xiaomao says, its kangaroo face is longer than that of a donkey. .

Xiaomao felt that this kid had a bad temper recently, and it became more and more difficult to serve him.But thinking that tomorrow is its birthday, Xiaomao left Xindao that afternoon and went to the coast of Binu with Gyarados.

Of course, he prepared a birthday gift for Chaomeng, who had his first birthday, but to be honest, he was trapped in the new island for several weeks, and he was not allowed to come out until today. The time is really too late.

If you give a small gift that can be bought directly, Chao Mengzhun will feel that he is insincere and has to show his face, but if he wants to play sincerity, Xiao Mao has no time for hundreds of thousands of paper cranes, so he thinks of a compromise.

He went to the handicraft store and bought a cactus potted plant - he chose the best plant because Chaomeng itself was not a very patient and caring elf. Water-like admiration and love.

After doing all this, he stopped and thought for a while, then turned around and stopped by the tree fruit shop, bought a bag of spicy cherry fruits, and went to the department store to buy eggs and flour.

When he was trapped in the new island last time, he found that the spicy cherry fruit was consumed extremely quickly. It seems that the charizard did not solve it by himself. completely unaware.

The taste of the elves has a lot to do with their own type and personality, because Chaomeng is a unique family in the world, and they cannot even be regarded as the same family as Mengmeng. The reason for Chaomeng's own personality.

However, Mengmeng definitely likes sweet and sour tastes. Xiaomao touched his chin with interest when he thought of the pink elf engraved on the stone tablet. Since Chaomeng did not object to his proposal of Inviting Xiaozhi's opinion, the protagonist of the world will come to visit, and I must also seize the opportunity to see the true face of the dream.