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Xiaomao didn't really set his first stop at Pinggan Island like fooling Dr. Oki, but instead went to Xiagan Gym, one of the four gyms of the Orange Alliance.

It is true that the pink glitter elves all over there are very attractive to most people, but Xiaomao's current number of elves is close to saturation, and he can't even take care of his own children, so he has no Then subdue the meaning of the elf.

Sitting on the body of the Gyarados, he looked up at the circular island in front of which was covered with green for most of the land, checked the map again, and finally nodded: "That's right, this is what is called the Southern Cross. Star's Shagan Island."

Chaomeng was suspended in mid-air, glanced at it very coldly and casually, and snorted softly: "Of course, but the road I pointed out to you, how could it be wrong."

Xiaomao was choked, and rolled his eyes at it: "Do I need to remind you how we ended up on an uninhabited desert island the day before yesterday? Or do I need to explain why we were caught in a storm five days ago? Is it?"

This road is obviously the correct direction he found out after re-checking the map. It turns out that following Chaomeng they can only get farther and farther away from their destination.

Chaomeng stared at him unblinkingly with light purple eyes, and the constantly flicking tail seemed to indicate something ominous.

However, as a person who has never been afraid of challenging authority and who has escaped from vulgar interests, Xiaomao stared back unwillingly: "Did I say something wrong?"

The ice elf and Liuwei squatted on his shoulders, one on the left and one on the right, and at the same time raised their ears and bared their teeth to warn Chaomeng. His own pink and tender tongue, but Balram, who was wrapped around his right arm, was still ignorant, holding an apple and eating it sweetly.

In terms of force value, these little things are not enough to see at all, but Chaomeng was still quite depressed, and finally gave up the idea of ​​hitting his head again, and asked after a while: "Why do you Don't take these guys back to the poke ball?"

"This is my usual habit. Don't imprison the elves in the elf ball, otherwise they will feel lonely and bored." Xiaomao raised his chest and said seriously, "Besides, because of a bad person's trouble, I almost had to Parted from my elves, of course we should seize all the time to get along with them."

The corners of Chaomeng's mouth trembled a little, and he said solemnly: "In my life, the biggest mistake I made was to let you get in touch with the Damu Research Institute, and then brought this group of troublemakers with me."

After it finished speaking, it snorted softly, and without even raising its arms, it immediately supercharged its ability to form a barrier, blocking the flames sprayed by the six tails and the hail manipulated by the ice elf, avoiding the miserable encounter of the two heavens of ice and fire.

"That's it~" Two idiots, Ju Caoye immediately cast disdainful eyes on the two compatriots in his camp, and shook the leaves on top of their heads to teach, "Ka~ka~oh~~" To deal with a guy like Chaomeng , The gap between the two sides is really too big, hands-on is useless, you must know how to save the country with curves.

Xiaomao lowered his head and put his chin on Balram's head, smilingly waiting for Ju Caoye's curve-saving strategy.

Sure enough, the fat little thing used all fours, turned around on his arm like a drowning koala cat, pointed its butt at Chaomeng, and then pouted upward.

It learned this trick from humans. It seems to show disdain for poking its butt at the enemy, but Jucaoye couldn't release the gas in his stomach after holding it in for a long time. : "Pfft~~"

As a result of saving the country with a curve, Chaomeng, who was attacked by the "fake biochemical fart" skill, looked livid and really wanted to slap him to death, while the rescued "country" Xiaomao was overjoyed and laughed all over. On Gyarados: "Ju Cao Ye, you are doing something stupid again..."

Idiot, I'm helping you, Ju Caoye stared at him with ruby-like eyes, puffed her cheeks angrily, and slipped in along his collar.

"La woo~" The ice elf immediately blew up his hair and quit, ignoring the same hatred with Liuwei, and shook his face at Chaomeng, followed closely behind the villains who invaded its sacred territory, and stepped in with two hind paws. The tail tightly wrapped the chrysanthemum leaves into a ball, grabbed Xiaomao's clothes with two forelimbs, and crawled out with great difficulty.

Jucaoye's whole body was trapped in the fluffy fur of the ice elf, only the leaves on the head stretched vertically and waved back and forth in mid-air, trying to fight desperately, a faint cry for help came from the dense fur: " Ka~kaka~~"

"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, the Gyarados is about to land." Xiao Mao hurriedly separated the two elves who were about to fight, and put them away with the elf balls, leaving Balram by his side.

They have spent most of their time on uninhabited islands and the sea these days. This is the first time they have come to an island inhabited by a large number of humans. If he came by himself, nothing would happen. The key is that he has brought a There is no self-conscious dragging bottle.

Xiaomao looked around and saw Chaomeng Old God floating in mid-air, who seemed to want to carry out the coquettish show to the end, so he couldn't help reminding: "You just appear in front of human beings like this?"

"Would it be embarrassing for you if I followed you in front of those extremely stupid human beings in such a form?" Chaomeng was very displeased at once, and said something in a sharp tone.

Therefore, a brat with high self-esteem and no ability to associate and common sense is the most annoying. Xiaomao has a bit of a headache, so he can only explain further: "Let me remind you, the Rockets are looking for you, and it seems that you And the blood debt for blowing up the headquarters?"

Chaomeng sneered at this: "Those who worry about these are Fanyu who are not strong enough. For me, the small roles of the Rockets are simply not enough."

After it finished speaking, Tete paused, looked at Xiaomao with a look of sympathy and pity, and shook his head in response to the situation: "It's a pity that you will never be able to stand at my height, and you will not be able to understand my feelings." feel."

Xiaomao took a deep breath. He felt that it was a major mistake for him not to bring stomach medicine: "Forget it, do whatever you want, I'm going to Xiagan Gymnasium to get a badge first."

The wrangling is endless, Xiaomao has given up the useless attempt to reason with Chaomeng, he ignores Mr. Ling Chaomeng who hangs directly above his head like a ghost, and also accepts the sight of passers-by on the road on both sides. The weird and surprised eyes that came over.

There are coconut trees all around, and the roads all look the same. Xiaomao asked for directions, and after going around several times, he finally saw a small single-story building with a brown roof in front of him: "Ah, this seems to be the Xiagan Gymnasium."

He raised his head to speak to Chaomeng, and suddenly felt that Balram in his arms leaned forward excitedly, stretching out his light purple claws as if grabbing something.

Xiaomao followed him suspiciously, and saw a round coconut placed safely under a coconut tree beside the road.

…If memory serves me, this season does not seem to be the time for coconuts to ripen.Xiaomao held down Balram who was restlessly struggling and wanted to rush over: "Hey, don't move around, I think there seems to be something wrong."

"Okay...baybaba..." Balram blinked his big eyes and looked at him pitifully, then turned his head to look at the incomparably attractive big coconut, sniffling the tip of his nose as if he might burst into tears at any moment.

Xiaomao was angry and funny, shaking his head again and again, he didn't really understand why this happened, it was the first time for Balram to come to the south since he was born, and it was the first time he saw coconuts - he still has the ability to do it first Time confirms that this weird-looking thing can be eaten. Is this the talent of a foodie?

Chaomeng immediately said: "Hmph, idiot, this is a trap designed by some idiot. As an elf born in March last year, you can't even see this?"

"Let's go~" Balram thrust his head into Xiao Mao's arms, and immediately began to pretend to be pitiful and weep.

Xiaomao shook his head helplessly, recalled Chaomeng's words in his heart, and suddenly realized: "Why do you insist that Balram was born in March last year? Are you trying to say that even though you are younger than Balram is small, but you are much smarter than him?"

He vaguely remembered that when he sorted out the ruins of the Niijima Research Institute, it seemed to be mentioned in the manufacturing materials about Chaomeng that he found, that Chaomeng was only created in May last year.

Chaomeng was obviously poked into his mind, the expression on his face changed several times, and finally settled on the standard "becoming angry from embarrassment".It avoided answering this question, but instead showed Xiaomao what it means to "vent anger" with practical actions.

Chaomeng's hand stretched forward, and pulled out a seven or eight-year-old child with a hedgehog head from the grass next to him. Without even looking at it, he threw him heavily onto the open space in front of Xiaomao.

"Ouch! It hurts!" The child lay on the ground, rubbed his butt, muttered with a frown, and looked up at Chaomeng rather unkindly, "What the hell are you?"

Chaomeng folded her arms and pretended to be deep, and had no intention of answering this question at all.

Xiaomao found that the other party seemed to turn on the chatterbox attribute only when facing him. When facing others, he never knew how to speak consciously. Just like now, he was so contemptuous that he didn't even look at him. Rather embarrassed expression.

A seven or eight-year-old child is still the rising sun in this world, a little flower that needs to be gently touched and cared for. Xiao Mao, who has a kind heart in his heart, took the initiative to solve the puzzle, explaining: "I am here to ask Xia Gan A trainer who challenges gymnasiums."

"Huh, you really came to my house to kick the club!" The little boy looked at him very dissatisfied, and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by a coquettish shout: "Ada, you can't be rude to the guests, you What are you doing?"

When the play meat came, Xiaomao was shocked, and immediately understood that the little kid in front of him was the younger brother of the gymnasium owner—as expected, the first one who appeared could only be a cannon fodder-type passerby.