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Xiaomao looked at the front with a blank expression. As a man with backbone, he refused to accept the fruit that Chaomeng handed over.

"Aren't you going to eat it?" Chaomeng seemed to be in a good mood, because after being rejected, he didn't feel sad, lost or even angry. Instead, he stuffed the fruit into his mouth very naturally.

"I can't believe it, you actually want to kidnap me!" Xiaomao's mouth twitched, "You are an elf, and I am a human being."

"No, it's not 'I want to kidnap you', I have already kidnapped you." This is the first time it made Xiaomao so angry that he couldn't speak clearly, and Chaomeng felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart, "Anyway, we Let's start looking for dreams."

Xiaomao sat down on the rocks by the sea, sometimes facing the sea, sometimes looking at the sky sadly, and expressed his uncooperative attitude to it with practical actions.

Realizing that the other party was really angry, Chaomeng flicked his tail puzzledly: "I don't understand, this is not the first time I have abducted you directly, why are you so angry?"

Nonsense, of course, because the favorability was not enough last time, I can only ask for trouble by throwing face at you.Xiaomao pursed the corners of his lips, and looked at it solemnly: "Chaomeng, I didn't bring a single elf with me, and I was brought here by you without notifying anyone, and I even just got out of the shower and was wearing pajamas one by one." Do you think I'm really suitable to follow you to the poor and fall to the underworld in search of dreams in this form?"

After he finished speaking, he paused for a while, and seeing the unconcealable contemplation on Chaomeng's face, he immediately lifted his spirits, and felt that his earnest and kind temptation had some effect, so he continued to work harder: "It's also looking for mother, you Can't you learn from the gentle way of other people's tadpoles?"

He thought that he would be whipped as soon as he said this sentence, but Chaomeng still maintained his chin in meditation. Xiaomao didn't expect that his preaching would have such an effect, and he was quite pleasantly surprised: "You realize that you wrong?"

With such a tempting talent, even an unreasonable rebellious child like Chaomeng can be persuaded to return to the right path. He suddenly felt that maybe he could consider developing in the direction of a kindergarten teacher and cultivate batch after batch of high-school students. Quality talents.

"No, no, I was thinking about your mistakes," Chaomeng flicked his tail, and said solemnly, "'Up to the poor and down to the underworld', this sentence is not about you human beings—I mean you Stupid human—a term used to describe a mating partner?"

It quickly looked at Xiaomao, the corners of its mouth couldn't stop rising, and it lifted its chin reservedly: "Forget it, I don't think we are suitable."

Uneducated, it's terrible, Xiaomao's face was rather earthy, the corners of his mouth trembled for a long time before he decisively changed the subject: "Where is this?"

Chaomeng didn't expect that the other party didn't answer his words, instead of jumping over and hugging his thigh, weeping and begging for forgiveness for the wrong things he did in the past, he frowned and replied: "Orange Islands."

"You mean the Orange Islands where the Southern Cross Alliance is located?" This area is south of the Kanto area, and the distance is not too far. Xiaomao was slightly relieved in his heart, and then he considered Chaomeng to bring him here "It is said that there are mythical beasts haunting the Orange Islands. Could it be that the rumors are true??"

Like him, the vast majority of people thought it was just a silly rumor, because there had never been a case of human beings actually discovering the legendary elves in the Orange Islands.

Chaomeng nodded and further explained: "When I was in the Kanto area, I could always feel that there were abnormal energy reflections in the south from time to time, and the combat effectiveness was not much worse than mine."

Sure enough, it was an awesome super beast, and it spoke in a terrifyingly loud tone.Xiaomao didn't want to get entangled in this issue: "Actually, if you stay in Xindao, as long as you invite trainers from all over the world, you can send an invitation to someone by the way, and I think you can meet Dream." Why bother? I searched all over the world, Xiaozhi's protagonist aura is not in vain.

As an elf with ideals and pursuits, Chaomeng does not comment on this practice of waiting for dreams, but just suspends him with superpowers: "I will first find a way to get a map of the Orange Islands."

Xiaomao really wanted to tell the other party directly that "I" is a singular word, and there is no need to bring him with him, but considering that Chaomeng would not obey, he didn't say anything.

Fortunately, the tropical Orange Islands have always been a paradise for tourists. They all come prepared, and almost everyone has a map.

Chaomeng successfully obtained a map of the Orange Islands by robbing a young mother in a grass skirt with a five-year-old girl.

Xiaomao touched his chin, watched the whole process of the tragedy as a passer-by, shook his head repeatedly, and exclaimed in admiration: "Insane, all kinds of evil, no lower limit, loss of integrity, moral depravity..."

Chaomeng, who was already happily walking over with the map in his hand, froze, looked at him quietly for a while, and then tried to justify his behavior: "I don't think my actions are so inferior—"

Come on, you are the boss and you decide, Xiao Maochi laughed, shrugged his shoulders and said nothing, turned his head halfway and left it with a disdainful side face.

This kind of naked contempt completely angered Chaomeng. It angrily threw the map in its hand on the ground, stomped on it viciously, then turned around and snatched it from the crying five-year-old girl. He walked up to the dumbfounded Xiaomao, and raised the candy with saliva in his hand to him: "This is the insanity! I just asked for a map. If you dare to blaspheme me Just grab her mouth-wiping handkerchief too!"

Xiao Mao silently closed his mouth and expressed his apology to the girl who cried even more heartbreakingly. He felt that such a miserable experience in the heart of a five-year-old child was enough to become a shadow of her childhood when she grew up in the future.

Chaomeng snorted, shoved the candy back into the girl's mouth rudely, and used superpowers to float the map from the ground, and put it up in front of Xiaomao's eyes: "Let's see the distribution of the islands in the Orange Islands."

The Orange Islands are not a big area. More than [-] islands are scattered in the sea. Chaomeng looked at it for a while, and thought he made a wise decision: "Since you intend to join the Orange Alliance, Then our first stop should be Xiagan Daoguan."

Xiaomao's expression was slightly subtle, and he stared at it for a long time before saying: "I thought we came here to find the rarest elf in legends—Dream." Instead of joining the shitty orange alliance.

Chaomeng was obviously quite guilty, and his eyes drifted for a while before he argued rationally: "You are right, but since it is the rarest one, it must be difficult to find, we might as well take our time and try our luck while traveling. "

"...Alright, then I have to get in touch with grandpa first, at least tell him, and get all my elves back." I disappeared for a long time, I am afraid Xiaozhi's celebration party is over, Maybe the little elf has discovered that he has disappeared from home for no reason, and he doesn't know what to worry about.

Chaomeng's face sank obviously, and he said in a low voice: "No, what if you sue the human named Dr. Oki for leaking secrets?"

Brother, when I was on Xindao, I held my nose and hid it from my grandfather for nearly three months, just to keep him from worrying. Would I still use the few minutes of phone time to sue him this time?

Xiao Mao was really too lazy to argue with him, so he sighed softly: "Go find a phone booth first, and I will also find a way to find a reason to explain to grandpa."

He grabbed the map and looked at it for a long time, and he almost thought of his speech, and he could probably fool Dr. Oki, then he raised his head and said to Chaomeng who was flicking his tail silently: "Let's go."

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The phone was connected the instant the call was made, and Dr. Oki's bluish face appeared on the screen: "Xiao Mao, what the hell are you..."

Before Da Muxuecheng could finish his sentence, Xiao Zhi jumped up and down behind him and took the conversation away: "Xiao Mao, why did you leave without saying goodbye? Where are you now?"

But his salary was not much better than Dr. Oki's. Before Xiaomao even had time to answer, he saw Xiaozhi and Dr. Oki being pushed aside by a large group of elves.

"Carda", "Huida", "Lawu" all kinds of voices were intertwined together, and Xiaomao felt a headache and was heartbroken. He raised his hand and made a gesture: "Okay, okay, if you really want to Let me explain things clearly, at least give me some time."

Saying a word really had a remarkable effect, humans and elves sat in rows, all shut their mouths and waited for his explanation.

Xiaomao cleared his throat, pulled out the map that had been ravaged by Chaomeng, and put it upright in front of the screen: "I'm at this place now - Pinggan Island in the Orange Islands."

"Pinggan Island?" Dr. Oki, who has a general understanding of every place in the world, immediately showed his advantages and asked, "That small island surrounded by ocean currents? What are you doing there?"

"Actually, I suddenly received a notice from the alliance. It is said that there are poachers here. Miss Junsha, who maintains law and order, can't do it alone, so she submitted an application to the alliance to ask for a helper." Xiaomao continued to make up nonsense.

A few years ago, he heard Dr. Damu accidentally mention that because of the special Pinggan fruit on Pinggan Island, the elves on the island are all rare pink. Fortunately, the sea area around Pinggan Island is full of reefs and With the criss-crossing currents, most people don't know the secrets of the island, otherwise these elves might be caught wantonly.

However, Dr. Oki was well-informed, and he was not fooled by such words. Instead, he pointed out the loophole: "So you are wearing pajamas and slippers-the most important point is that you didn't bring any elves, so you came directly Go to the island and fight poachers' guns with your own flesh and blood?"

"...Because this is a rare opportunity. In order to test our determination to guard this place, Miss Junsha decides whoever arrives first will get the chance." Xiao Maoqian laughed, "Let's not talk about this, Grandpa, Can I trouble you to transmit the elf to me? Miss Junsha is urging me to go over quickly."

Of course, there are many doubts about the matter, such as how he, a 12-year-old boy, arrived at the so-called Pinggan Island in more than half an hour, but Dr. Oki didn't ask any more questions. He respected his grandson's little secret, so he only Head: "Okay then, I just want to ask you to fetch a GS ball for me from Dr. Uchiki in the Orange Islands."