Am I a scumbag?
Chapter 22 The King of Dogs Can Lie
In this way, two hours passed.
Yan Yuliang changed several postures.
Finally, the pile of booklets came to an end, and King Lan took the last one.Yan Yuliang leaned lazily in his arms and watched together, watched and watched, and began to point and point at King Lan Zhu.
Zhuang Qingqu: "Say I'm too strict? Shouldn't I be punished if I made a mistake!"
As we all know, the majesty of the Regent cannot be doubted.
That is why the emperor was still eloquent and unwilling to show weakness: "Qingqing think twice! Although this person has made a mistake, it is not a heinous crime, and he is not in a hurry to be beaten to death like this. What's more, it is not written here. If you have few talents and meritorious deeds, you must give others a chance to make a comeback, right?"
Zhuang Qingqu: "A merit is a merit, a demerit is a demerit. How can they be confused!"
Yan Yuliang: "I don't agree with this statement. The merits and demerits belong to one person. He is right and wrong. He is the one who rewards and punishes him. No matter what you have to care about the old love! Qingqing You listen to me, you really can’t just give such a heavy punishment for a small mistake, or other officials will be disappointed when they see it!”
Lan Wang threw down the booklet: "You miss the old love, so you come to approve it?"
Emperor: "If I approve, I will approve."
So hard work, small fights, disputes and quarrels, and a good night.
From time to time.Ying'er had already laid out the dragon bed, and there were two big fluffy pillows with bright yellow goose feathers from Yuelu Jingong, but King Lan said that he was going back to the palace.
Yan Yuliang: "???"
No, you came dressed up, ate your meal, hugged you, what do you mean by not staying overnight? ? ?
Didn't you run away in anger just because you said a few words and you punished me too severely?
You want to be beautiful.
So tonight, the deep palace drama continued with the emperor's scoundrel pulling the sleeves of powerful ministers.
King Lan: "Your Majesty has recovered from his injury, even if I don't stay with you every night, it should be fine."
Yan Yuliang: "Where is it? My leg injury is still not healed, and my leg hurts every day!"
King Lan subconsciously looked at his legs, until he caught sight of Yan Yuliang looking at him with bright eyes, only to be annoyed that he was tricked again: "Leg hurts, go apply medicine yourself!"
Yan Yuliang: "Not only! Not only does my leg hurt, but I'm also afraid of the dark and the cold at night. I can't sleep without Lan Lan in my arms."
"You! Nonsense!"
Just to accompany him in bed, he knew that he was injured, so why had he ever hugged and hugged him out of selfish desire?
But the dog emperor didn't give him a chance to refute, with a handsome and rogue face, he directly wrapped his arms around his entire arm, with a shameless face of "are you willing to get rid of me?"
……
It was night, and Fuling waited for a long time for his master not to return.
Ugh.
I agreed not to stay overnight, and I will come back to drink medicine when the time comes?
I just guessed that it was useless to say it, and as expected, there was no return.
One decoction every month needs to be drunk for three days in a row, and you can't just stop drinking it casually.Fuling couldn't help it, and finally had to carry a bowl of black-boiled decoction from Dianjiang Palace to Chuwei Palace.
Yan Yuliang: "Ah, how come there is medicine? Is Qingqing sick?"
Fu Ling: "Cough... this is the master's wind, cold, and medicine. You don't have to worry, your majesty is already recovering, but the imperial doctor said that you need to take it for two more days to strengthen your foundation and strength."
So why do actors make it difficult for actors.
Yan Yuliang: "It turns out that Qingqing was suffering from the wind and cold. The medicine smells very bad. Yinger Yinger, quickly bring a handful of pine nut candies to King Lan!"
"..."
The leaves floating and sinking that cannot be found in wind-cold medicine.
The smell of floating leaves in the bowl of soup and medicine in front of him was almost soaring to the sky, so the emperor and Fuling could only pretend not to smell it, and King Lan hurriedly finished the medicine.
It was night, and King Lan stayed in Chuwei Palace.
Lay down late at night.The dragon bed was rustling.
"Azhao, you..."
"What are you doing, take it back with your hand. Sleep well and don't make trouble!"
Yan Yuliang: "No. I'm not making trouble, I'm just hugging Qingqing. Qingqing, listen to me, this time... I really feel sorry for Qingqing, why didn't you tell me when she was sick?"
Lan Wang suffocated: "What disease? Who is talking nonsense, I have never been sick."
Yan Yuliang: "..."
This fool.
"Why are you not sick? Qingqing is not just suffering from the wind, cold, and just took the medicine?"
After a moment of silence in the darkness, King Lan gritted his teeth and said, "It's just the wind and cold, don't make trouble and go to sleep!"
……
The masters slept in it, embracing each other and sleeping peacefully.
Yunfei Yinger outside also finished cleaning up.
Although they were also sleepy and yawning, both of them were full of joy: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, , oh, lord Lan finally changed his mind and stopped hanging out with His Majesty, and finally willing to stay in Chuwei Palace again."
"Yunfei Yunfei, why don't we go to the wishing well and throw a copper coin to repay our wish before going to bed? We must ask the well water fairy to bless His Majesty in the future. It is best to be as considerate as today. Wang Huanxin loves it, don't make Lan Wang angry again!"
"Hey, you didn't see it. When His Majesty teased King Lan, King Lan looked calm, but his eyes were pretty."
"That's great. I really hope that King Lan can always be like that. I'm going to ask Jingshui Immortal to show more spirits, and bless His Majesty and King Lan to always be in love with each other!"
Fu Ling was amused by the two silly children.
Laughing and helpless, he shook his head.
Ying'er: "That's right, that's right! I also want to thank Eunuch Fuling. These days, Eunuch must have spoken well for His Majesty in front of King Lan!"
"Yunfei, let's take Eunuch Fuling back to Jiang Palace!"
It was already late at night when Fu Ling returned to the palace, and he went to bed after a simple wash.
Outside the Xuan window, the moon on the [-]th and [-]th is still round, and the brilliance is sprinkled on the bed.
On the way back, Yunfei Yinger chattered all the way, telling in detail how the emperor was so considerate and courteous all night, making King Lan like him everywhere.
Delicious food, refreshments after meals, shoulder presses after refreshments, medicine applied on shoulders, not allowed to leave after applying medicines, set after set, intimate and intimate.
Your Majesty, he is indeed powerful...
Ying'er described those ugly bunnies for tea, and how His Majesty carefully squeezed out the ugly one by one while talking about King Lan's favorite taste during the day.
Fu Ling's eyes were dimly lit.
Who would have thought that Lord Lan would finally be able to cultivate one day and be truly cared for by His Majesty, and even eat the snacks made by His Majesty himself.
I must be flattered and satisfied today...
"..."
Suddenly, Fu Ling sat up straight.
wrong!
……
Early the next morning, Yan Yuliang had a good night's sleep.
"Well, Qingqing..."
Turning over, I thought I could hug nephrite jade, but it was empty.Instead, the parrot's voice came from next to my ear: "Azhao is awake, Azhao idiot—"
Stupid bird!Yan Yuliang woke up completely.
King Lan is not here, King Lan has gone to court, and King Lan works hard for the country and the people.
... There is a stunning beauty in the world who sleeps with me and goes to court on my behalf.
Really, what can He De do?
Yan Yu is cool and happy to recall last night before going to bed that he pressed Lan Wang's hand on his waist to ask him to hug him, but Lan Wang resisted in every possible way, but finally hugged him gently.
Duplicity, why don't you hug me happily?
Just as she was enjoying it, suddenly the palace door was unlocked, and Fu Ling hurried in in a red dress.
Parrot: "Gah! Fuling!"
Yan Yuliang: "What, what's the matter, why are you alone, where is King Lan?"
Fu Ling seldom had such a hasty look, and hurriedly knelt down beside the bed: "King Lan was still discussing matters with the officials in the early court, and this servant sneaked out to meet His Majesty on purpose."
"This servant has served King Lan for many years, and I know very well about King Lan's temperament—Lord Lan is a person with delicate thoughts, which is far from being comparable to ordinary people. Although His Majesty really loves King Lan and treats King Lan very well, I ask His Majesty to think carefully. , what was all the ardor last night in Lord Lan's eyes?"
"In Lord Lan's eyes... His Majesty has been unwilling to believe him before, but after being left alone for many days, he suddenly became uncharacteristically courteous and courteous, and took the initiative to be intimate!"
Yan Yuliang: "..."
Yan Yuliang: "..."
He really, almost blew up on the spot.
Never expected that he would marry Zhao!Conceited and sane, planning for several days to make King Xianglan happy, but in the end he almost led himself into the pit? ? ?
Really, thanks to Fu Ling for reminding me, and also thanks to Fu Ling for reminding me!
yes.In the past few days, what he saw was that King Lan was ill and injured and hid from him, and when he recovered he immediately dressed up to see him.
It was Lan Wang who injured his hand but blamed the cat, who was too clumsy to lie to him.
What he saw was forbearance and sincerity.
What did King Kelan see? ? ?
What King Lan saw was that the dog emperor could bend and stretch!He almost fell out of favor and learned his lesson, and now he's trying to please him again, and the dog doesn't have a word of truth in his mouth!
Parrot: "Quack, Azhao idiot!"
Yan Yuliang changed several postures.
Finally, the pile of booklets came to an end, and King Lan took the last one.Yan Yuliang leaned lazily in his arms and watched together, watched and watched, and began to point and point at King Lan Zhu.
Zhuang Qingqu: "Say I'm too strict? Shouldn't I be punished if I made a mistake!"
As we all know, the majesty of the Regent cannot be doubted.
That is why the emperor was still eloquent and unwilling to show weakness: "Qingqing think twice! Although this person has made a mistake, it is not a heinous crime, and he is not in a hurry to be beaten to death like this. What's more, it is not written here. If you have few talents and meritorious deeds, you must give others a chance to make a comeback, right?"
Zhuang Qingqu: "A merit is a merit, a demerit is a demerit. How can they be confused!"
Yan Yuliang: "I don't agree with this statement. The merits and demerits belong to one person. He is right and wrong. He is the one who rewards and punishes him. No matter what you have to care about the old love! Qingqing You listen to me, you really can’t just give such a heavy punishment for a small mistake, or other officials will be disappointed when they see it!”
Lan Wang threw down the booklet: "You miss the old love, so you come to approve it?"
Emperor: "If I approve, I will approve."
So hard work, small fights, disputes and quarrels, and a good night.
From time to time.Ying'er had already laid out the dragon bed, and there were two big fluffy pillows with bright yellow goose feathers from Yuelu Jingong, but King Lan said that he was going back to the palace.
Yan Yuliang: "???"
No, you came dressed up, ate your meal, hugged you, what do you mean by not staying overnight? ? ?
Didn't you run away in anger just because you said a few words and you punished me too severely?
You want to be beautiful.
So tonight, the deep palace drama continued with the emperor's scoundrel pulling the sleeves of powerful ministers.
King Lan: "Your Majesty has recovered from his injury, even if I don't stay with you every night, it should be fine."
Yan Yuliang: "Where is it? My leg injury is still not healed, and my leg hurts every day!"
King Lan subconsciously looked at his legs, until he caught sight of Yan Yuliang looking at him with bright eyes, only to be annoyed that he was tricked again: "Leg hurts, go apply medicine yourself!"
Yan Yuliang: "Not only! Not only does my leg hurt, but I'm also afraid of the dark and the cold at night. I can't sleep without Lan Lan in my arms."
"You! Nonsense!"
Just to accompany him in bed, he knew that he was injured, so why had he ever hugged and hugged him out of selfish desire?
But the dog emperor didn't give him a chance to refute, with a handsome and rogue face, he directly wrapped his arms around his entire arm, with a shameless face of "are you willing to get rid of me?"
……
It was night, and Fuling waited for a long time for his master not to return.
Ugh.
I agreed not to stay overnight, and I will come back to drink medicine when the time comes?
I just guessed that it was useless to say it, and as expected, there was no return.
One decoction every month needs to be drunk for three days in a row, and you can't just stop drinking it casually.Fuling couldn't help it, and finally had to carry a bowl of black-boiled decoction from Dianjiang Palace to Chuwei Palace.
Yan Yuliang: "Ah, how come there is medicine? Is Qingqing sick?"
Fu Ling: "Cough... this is the master's wind, cold, and medicine. You don't have to worry, your majesty is already recovering, but the imperial doctor said that you need to take it for two more days to strengthen your foundation and strength."
So why do actors make it difficult for actors.
Yan Yuliang: "It turns out that Qingqing was suffering from the wind and cold. The medicine smells very bad. Yinger Yinger, quickly bring a handful of pine nut candies to King Lan!"
"..."
The leaves floating and sinking that cannot be found in wind-cold medicine.
The smell of floating leaves in the bowl of soup and medicine in front of him was almost soaring to the sky, so the emperor and Fuling could only pretend not to smell it, and King Lan hurriedly finished the medicine.
It was night, and King Lan stayed in Chuwei Palace.
Lay down late at night.The dragon bed was rustling.
"Azhao, you..."
"What are you doing, take it back with your hand. Sleep well and don't make trouble!"
Yan Yuliang: "No. I'm not making trouble, I'm just hugging Qingqing. Qingqing, listen to me, this time... I really feel sorry for Qingqing, why didn't you tell me when she was sick?"
Lan Wang suffocated: "What disease? Who is talking nonsense, I have never been sick."
Yan Yuliang: "..."
This fool.
"Why are you not sick? Qingqing is not just suffering from the wind, cold, and just took the medicine?"
After a moment of silence in the darkness, King Lan gritted his teeth and said, "It's just the wind and cold, don't make trouble and go to sleep!"
……
The masters slept in it, embracing each other and sleeping peacefully.
Yunfei Yinger outside also finished cleaning up.
Although they were also sleepy and yawning, both of them were full of joy: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, , oh, lord Lan finally changed his mind and stopped hanging out with His Majesty, and finally willing to stay in Chuwei Palace again."
"Yunfei Yunfei, why don't we go to the wishing well and throw a copper coin to repay our wish before going to bed? We must ask the well water fairy to bless His Majesty in the future. It is best to be as considerate as today. Wang Huanxin loves it, don't make Lan Wang angry again!"
"Hey, you didn't see it. When His Majesty teased King Lan, King Lan looked calm, but his eyes were pretty."
"That's great. I really hope that King Lan can always be like that. I'm going to ask Jingshui Immortal to show more spirits, and bless His Majesty and King Lan to always be in love with each other!"
Fu Ling was amused by the two silly children.
Laughing and helpless, he shook his head.
Ying'er: "That's right, that's right! I also want to thank Eunuch Fuling. These days, Eunuch must have spoken well for His Majesty in front of King Lan!"
"Yunfei, let's take Eunuch Fuling back to Jiang Palace!"
It was already late at night when Fu Ling returned to the palace, and he went to bed after a simple wash.
Outside the Xuan window, the moon on the [-]th and [-]th is still round, and the brilliance is sprinkled on the bed.
On the way back, Yunfei Yinger chattered all the way, telling in detail how the emperor was so considerate and courteous all night, making King Lan like him everywhere.
Delicious food, refreshments after meals, shoulder presses after refreshments, medicine applied on shoulders, not allowed to leave after applying medicines, set after set, intimate and intimate.
Your Majesty, he is indeed powerful...
Ying'er described those ugly bunnies for tea, and how His Majesty carefully squeezed out the ugly one by one while talking about King Lan's favorite taste during the day.
Fu Ling's eyes were dimly lit.
Who would have thought that Lord Lan would finally be able to cultivate one day and be truly cared for by His Majesty, and even eat the snacks made by His Majesty himself.
I must be flattered and satisfied today...
"..."
Suddenly, Fu Ling sat up straight.
wrong!
……
Early the next morning, Yan Yuliang had a good night's sleep.
"Well, Qingqing..."
Turning over, I thought I could hug nephrite jade, but it was empty.Instead, the parrot's voice came from next to my ear: "Azhao is awake, Azhao idiot—"
Stupid bird!Yan Yuliang woke up completely.
King Lan is not here, King Lan has gone to court, and King Lan works hard for the country and the people.
... There is a stunning beauty in the world who sleeps with me and goes to court on my behalf.
Really, what can He De do?
Yan Yu is cool and happy to recall last night before going to bed that he pressed Lan Wang's hand on his waist to ask him to hug him, but Lan Wang resisted in every possible way, but finally hugged him gently.
Duplicity, why don't you hug me happily?
Just as she was enjoying it, suddenly the palace door was unlocked, and Fu Ling hurried in in a red dress.
Parrot: "Gah! Fuling!"
Yan Yuliang: "What, what's the matter, why are you alone, where is King Lan?"
Fu Ling seldom had such a hasty look, and hurriedly knelt down beside the bed: "King Lan was still discussing matters with the officials in the early court, and this servant sneaked out to meet His Majesty on purpose."
"This servant has served King Lan for many years, and I know very well about King Lan's temperament—Lord Lan is a person with delicate thoughts, which is far from being comparable to ordinary people. Although His Majesty really loves King Lan and treats King Lan very well, I ask His Majesty to think carefully. , what was all the ardor last night in Lord Lan's eyes?"
"In Lord Lan's eyes... His Majesty has been unwilling to believe him before, but after being left alone for many days, he suddenly became uncharacteristically courteous and courteous, and took the initiative to be intimate!"
Yan Yuliang: "..."
Yan Yuliang: "..."
He really, almost blew up on the spot.
Never expected that he would marry Zhao!Conceited and sane, planning for several days to make King Xianglan happy, but in the end he almost led himself into the pit? ? ?
Really, thanks to Fu Ling for reminding me, and also thanks to Fu Ling for reminding me!
yes.In the past few days, what he saw was that King Lan was ill and injured and hid from him, and when he recovered he immediately dressed up to see him.
It was Lan Wang who injured his hand but blamed the cat, who was too clumsy to lie to him.
What he saw was forbearance and sincerity.
What did King Kelan see? ? ?
What King Lan saw was that the dog emperor could bend and stretch!He almost fell out of favor and learned his lesson, and now he's trying to please him again, and the dog doesn't have a word of truth in his mouth!
Parrot: "Quack, Azhao idiot!"
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