Am I a scumbag?

The emperor stole the incense lightly and was very happy.

Well, the stolen incense is really sweet.After stealing, he tried his best to drag people to eat by pulling his sleeves.

After two days of careful preparation, Chuwei Palace naturally set up a large table with good wine and good food.

Interesting paper lanterns with shadows were specially placed on the table, which are delicate and complicated but not extravagant, and the whole table looks radiant when it is wrapped around the candles.

Yan Yuliang secretly observed King Lan.

Not bad.The paper lanterns were so beautiful and rare that they made King Lan's eyes shine a little more.

Lan Wang has always been elegant.

How could he not like such an exquisite and unique arrangement?

The dishes on the table are rich and exquisite.

It's a pity that Lan Wang had just recovered from a serious illness, and his appetite was not very good.

According to Yan Yuliang's own experience of jumping up and down from being seriously injured and half dead to recovering quickly - sick and injured, you just need to eat more and eat well!

Like him, isn't it just because he eats seven meals a day that he gets better so quickly?

King Lan has no appetite, so what the emperor has to do is to try to make him have an appetite! !

Although Yan Yuliang didn't have the natural face to make people eat two more bowls of rice, he had already accumulated enough hospitality for ten days.

The ancients said that hard work can make up for one's weakness!

"Qing Qing!"

"Qingqing is busy with work, she must have been exhausted in the past half month, you have lost weight. Eat more, come, this is delicious!"

"Qingqing's sweet osmanthus brew is very good, mild and not intoxicating, drink less."

"Qingqing still likes this? Do you want another spoonful?"

"Is it sweet?"

The dog emperor is courteous and considerate.

He kept serving Lan Wang with food and meat happily and dog-leggedly, and he sat next to Lan Wang warmly and closely, and the vacant dragon claw was not idle, and stretched out to Lan Wang's waist. hug.

King Lan was a little stiff.

There seems to be some resistance, but it is not obvious, and the expression on the side face is complicated and unpredictable.Yan Yuliang: "..."

Hey, what the hell!

Resisting is resistance, just based on his experience of getting along with Lan Wang in less than a month, Lan Wang's resistance does not necessarily mean that he doesn't like it.Thinking about it, I squeezed my fingers on his waist: "Look, look. There is no meat at all. You must eat more and make up for it. Come, come, make up for this!"

So annoying, yet so gracious.

Lan Wang said nothing.

He reluctantly ate many dishes one bite at a time, but he managed to finish them all.

Yan Yuliang: "Hey, Lan Lan is so good!"

"Then after the food, let's have some dim sum, how about today's dim sum..."

"..."

"Azhao."

"Ok?"

"Azhao, you actually don't need to..."

Yan Yuliang: "What? What? What?"

"There's no need to do this, deliberately, to please."

"..."

A moment of silence.

There was wine and food on the table, and the emperor's hand was still warmly covering King Lan's fingertips, so he was very happy.

Yan Yuliang: I know!This Qingqing wants to smash my place.

But don't panic.

How could the dog emperor lose after holding back for so many days?

"Hahaha. But, I don't care! Today I just want to curry favor with Qing Qing!"

"For so many days, I really miss Qingqing. I want Qingqing to come every day in the future, so I have to treat Qingqing especially well. I have to let Qingqing eat and drink happily here, so that I can think about it every day in the future. Come to my side, and once you come, you don’t want to leave.”

"Come on, Qingqing, don't stop, try this again, this is good for your health. And Ying'er, hurry up, go get some refreshments!"

"..."

Zhuang Qingqu's fingertips were still stiff.

Yan Yuliang frantically winked at Ying'er, tea time!My heart can't stop!

Refreshments were brought quickly.

The hot steamer was opened, and there was a cage of little rabbits and little tigers, colorful and grotesque, not at all naive.

Ying'er really wanted to help her forehead.

Ordinarily, the court refreshments should be decent, and the maids are all skillful, and the small animals they make often make people reluctant to bite off its small ears.

Only today is ugly.

Naturally, there is a reason, but even if there is a reason, it is still too ugly. How can a small refreshment, which has never seen an ugliness in its life, be so ugly?

Yan Yuliang: "Hey, hey, Qingqing, look, I pinched this cage one by one with my own hands. Cough, the first time I squeezed it, it wasn't very pretty, but even though it wasn't pretty, it was delicious. I don't believe Qingqing Try it?"

"Qing Qing closes her eyes, shall I feed you?"

"Come on, open your mouth—"

It is so ugly, even if it is made by the emperor himself, who can not dislike it.Even Yinger silently disliked it.

result.The refreshments are so ugly, Lan Wang is so unreasonable!

It turned out to be true, and I ate it together!

One mouthful, two mouthfuls.

The banquet language is cool and beautiful.

Being able to be bitten by such a big beauty is really a blessing in the life of this ugly rabbit.

The eyelashes of the big beauty are really long, and they are absolutely perfect when they are closed.

Ahhh, the thin lips are dyed the plum color of rabbit eyes, I really want to bite them!

A piece of refreshment, three bites to finish.

With the last bite, the colorless lips slightly rubbed against the emperor's fingertips.

Yan Yuliang immediately felt comfortable, and he had never experienced such a pleasant feeding in his life. The grinning smile on his handsome face could no longer hide the smug smile.

"Is it delicious? Is it delicious? Does it taste good? Another piece?"

With one hand, he picked up another piece of ugly tea, and with the other hand, he poured warm osmanthus rice wine for others.

King Lan ate again.

Chewing carefully one bite at a time, a clear floating light flashed slowly in his eyes, and then faded away.

Ying'er watched it clearly from the side, and didn't know how to describe it for a while, that brilliance was so beautiful!

It's a pity that His Majesty just laughed and teased him, and missed the stunning scenery!

……

For dinner, Wen Ying Yunfei waited on him without any trace.

He only goes lightly when the wine is warming up the dishes, and hides away at other times.But still both of them watched the whole process, and the occasional eye contact was full of mixed feelings——

Our Majesty, he is really good at it.

But why would he do this?

As the son of Shengtian, Your Majesty should have never flattered anyone like this before, right?

Then how do you learn without a teacher?

Mischievous and sincere, but from time to time the tiger plucks the hair from his mouth, making Lan Wang stiff and helpless but unwilling to shake his face.This is almost a model book for teaching other harem ladies how to coax the king to show his face in a playful and unique way.

After a meal, Wen Ying Yunfei had a new understanding of the emperor's potential as a noble concubine.

After a meal, Yan Yuliang also had a new understanding of King Lan!

In the past, even if he secretly poked at the three caves of the cunning emperor, he was not in the same way as the stupid and cute emperor in the little storybook.But seven or eight out of ten times out of ten times he would be caught even if he did some small tricks in front of King Lan.

It can be seen how clever, exquisite and sweet-hearted King Lan is, the nemesis of the dog emperor.

result!Today, however, he discovered that King Lan is not without weaknesses.

In fact, Lan Wang, he is also very awkward.

After drinking and eating, Yan Yuliang continued to be courteous and squeezed Lan Wang's shoulders.

King Lan: "Azhao, really...no need."

Yan Yuliang: "Come on~ give it a try. I guarantee it will be comfortable."

"Azhao."

"After all, you are the Son of Heaven, so you don't have to do this on purpose."

Again.

But Yan Yuliang ignored him.Now he would say no need, so who asked me to give him a haircut half a month ago?

The capricious and powerful minister, in fact, obviously likes to be coaxed by me and wants to be served by me in his heart.

The person I am today is not the person I was a few days ago.

Today, I have gone through the history books and learned the skills of petting people, which is exactly what King Lan wants.

Today, I have to serve King Lan so happily that I don't want to leave.

Press it once, press it seriously, pinch the shoulder and arm after pinching the arm, and pinch the finger after pinching the arm.

How could it be possible that Yan Yuliang didn't see it? King Lan had been carefully hiding his fingers while eating just now, trying not to let him see it.

Now there is nowhere to hide.

Those scars that were still red and swollen were thrown in the palm of the hand by the emperor, and the small scars scattered all over the back of King Lan's hand were clearly visible.There were also heavily bruised wrists.

It was when he was in so much pain that he lost his mind, Fuling feared that he would suffer too much, so he could only tie him up.

"..."

"how did you make it?"

Yan Yuliang lowered his eyes, gently stroking those bruised scars.

King Lan: "..."

"cat."

"Cat? What kind of cat is so powerful, why don't I know? Did Qing Qing fall into the cat's litter? How many litters of cats does it take to be so cruel?"

"...a lot. A lot of cats."

"Oh. But there are at most three or five cats in the palace and wild cats. Has Qingqing gone out of the city these days?"

Seeing that Wang Lan couldn't make it up, he simply stopped talking.

……

Yan Yuliang asked Yinger to bring the wound medicine.

The gold sore medicine from Yuelu Tribute is easy to use and precious, and it is cool and fragrant when applied.He wiped his heart and sighed, look at this man, he seems to be omnipotent all day long, but he can't even deceive people well.

Holding King Lan's fingertips over and over again, King Lan's fingertips remained frozen.

This person is really not omnipotent.

Not only is he not good at deceiving people, he is also obviously not used to being treated well by others.

After applying the emperor medicine, put it aside.

"Azhao, you..."

"what are you doing."

Me?I don't do anything.

I just became lustful, touched the beauty, hugged the beauty, and blasphemed the beauty.can't you?

Who is my beauty, it is very vicious to scream and kill when you strangle someone's neck, but you keep all sad things from me.

Fortunately, I climbed the wall to see him that day, otherwise, what would I know...

How could she know how to coax him.

How could he know that he just treated him a little more courteously, and he reacted in such a restless and helpless way.

Ugh.

Is it true that I have never been nice to him before?

But he is so good-looking, and he is under one person and above ten thousand people, even if I am blind, I will not be blind to others.

But he reacted in such a completely unfamiliar and awkward way, as if no one had ever treated him well.

Why is this so?

……

Yan Yuliang hugged King Lan for a while.

Because it was very close to rubbing against Lan Wang's hair, when I looked closely, I saw a lot of clues.

King Lan's hair looked neat and tidy, but it was not.

Yan Yuliang's hair is generally tied up straight up, and at most there are one or two small braids hidden inside to fix the ends of the hair.But Lan Wang's seemingly clean and tidy hair crown is actually full of twists and turns, all kinds of intricate and delicate tricks.

In a word.The details are exquisite.

He recalled what Fu Ling said, that every time Lan Wang saw him, he was dressed seriously, and he was unwilling to miss a single belt button...

"..."

it is good!

That is the case.Every time I meet in the future, I have to take a good look at King Lan.

You can no longer always be careless and let others' carelessness go to waste.

Thinking of this, he hugged Lan Wang firmly for a while.Lan Wang is easy to hug, good-looking, elegant and delicate, so fragrant that I really can't bear to let go.

"..." But Emperor Dog is sick after all.

While hugging King Lan, all he could see was an unfinished book on the tea bed.

Just, how should I put it, the beauty will never let go, but the country's major affairs must not be delayed.

This brochure is about the issue of spring grain, which is related to people's livelihood and is a little more important, so I have to read it today.

Why not just hug the beauty with one hand and watch it with the other, without delay!

"..."

Yan Yuliang once again confirmed that he was really uncomfortable if he didn't want to die.

Serving people in Israel must have the awareness of serving people in Israel, but halfway through the service, you suddenly read the memorial? ? ?

Is there such a person in the world who can't describe his sincerity?Yan Zhao, Yan Zhao, if King Lan treats you like this, are you angry?Annoyed or not?

gas.

But he still picked up the folder.

After a while, King Lan also picked up a notebook.This is not angry, King Lan's self-cultivation today is really not so good!

Time goes by.

Wen Ying and Yun Fei both stood in the corner pretending to be wooden figures.

Don't see, don't hear.

Not to mention why you and I suddenly switched to a work scene.Let’s just say that this famous painting of Chuwei Palace has changed from puppet emperor and regent approving memorials face-to-face today...to a very indescribable scene where no one would believe them when they hugged each other to read the memorials.

It's really hard being a maid of honor.

Don't listen or watch to keep safe.