Shanhai Farm is operating

Chapter 27 Come, cheat me

Next to the vegetable garden, everyone formed a circle, leaving enough space for the two in the middle.

Everyone on the Abandoned Star was here, and the employees stopped working and were eager to watch the boss's excitement.

Si Xingyuan stood where he was, looking at the young man in front of him with a smile in his eyes.

Jing Jiayan took a deep breath, "I'm starting!"

Then, with a serious face, he walked forward step by step. After walking about eight meters, he felt an obvious pull on his body. He bravely walked a few more steps, and suddenly his body tightened——

A "Fuck" half-sucked in his mouth, and the whole person was pulled back by the force, and then crashed into a warm embrace.

There was silence all around.

Si Xingyuan was hugging someone, and was thinking about what to say, when he saw the young man raised his head, and said quietly: "Brother Xing, go back and pack your things, let's sleep in another place."

Si Xingyuan:?

In the afternoon of that day, the major general packed up his clothes and moved into the master bedroom.

For three months from now, not to mention sleeping in separate rooms, even going to the toilet, the two of them have to go one by one and accompany the other... Lu Qingsimu only left them less than ten meters away.

Fortunately, the master bedroom in the manor is very large, and it is not a problem to fit two beds.

But...the inconveniences in life are also obvious.

First night.

Jing Jiayan originally thought that he was not used to sleeping in the same room with other people, but unexpectedly he fell asleep after lying down.

Tulius Xingyuan looked at the bunch of black hair in front of the bulging quilt and sighed.

Moreover, the boy was not honest in his sleep, tossing and turning in a hurry.

Si Xingyuan was half asleep when he suddenly felt a tug on his body. He subconsciously tugged and heard the boy opposite him move.

He looked up suspiciously, tugged again, and saw the person on the bed rolling.Pull again, and roll again.

Si Xingyuan: ...

Good guy, this is a cocoon made for myself with 櫰情丝木...

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and went over to tuck the quilt up carefully for the boy.

In the middle of the night, Jing Jia said that he was in a hurry to urinate, so he went to the bathroom in the master bedroom in a daze.He was still not sober, and he even forgot that there was another person in his bedroom.

When he walked to the bathroom, he was two steps away from the toilet. He squeezed the waistband of his trousers and pulled it down. He took another step forward and yawned. When it came to Si Xingyuan.

He became sober in an instant, and looked at Si Xingyuan who was also sober, his whole body said: ...

Alas, this day is impossible!

Just when the two were flying around, something happened to Xingwang again.

Not a bad thing this time.

The anchor "Black Fertilizer Will Volatile" Brother Hui recently participated in an outdoor live broadcast variety show.

This variety show is an old-fashioned show, and it has stood on the star network live broadcast for decades, and it is the opportunity that the company finally gave him.

The recording site of this program is at the Federal Animal Protection Institute. The theme is caring for animals. It has both popular science and interaction. It is a very popular series.

Brother Hui was given the task of "helping elephant rhinoceros to clean the cage."

The elephant rhinoceros is a five-star protected animal in the federal government. It has a large body and a gentle personality, but because it eats a lot, it excretes a lot, and it is very hard to clean the cage.

After receiving the task, Brother Hui came to the cage of the rhinoceros, and found that the gigantic horned ox was resting with its eyes closed, entertaining itself with its tail flicking, its whole body like a hill.

And the cage is full of its leftover grass leaves and excrement. It may be because the horned cow is a herbivore, and the excrement is not smelly.

Brother Hui put on a mask and entered the cage a little nervously, and found that the horned cow really didn't care about him, and even kindly raised his foot to make room for him.

He felt relieved, looked around, but found no sanitary tools, searched a few more times, and found a corner of the mop under the horned cow's belly.

He went over and tugged...it didn't move.

He patted Big Brother's belly again, and Big Brother flicked his tail, but he still didn't move.He turned back without hope, and asked the breeder beside him, "Are there any spare tools?"

The show was being filmed, of course the breeder couldn't give it to him, he shook his head, "No!"

Brother Hui looked up to the sky and sighed, he knew it!How could the task be simply shoveling shit!

Following the director with a smile, "If you can't complete the task, you will be punished~"

The corner of Brother Hui's mouth twitched, and he tried his best to pull the sanitary tool out from under the horned cow's stomach...but it was useless.

The eldest brother remained motionless leisurely, but he himself was sweating from exhaustion.

Seeing that more than half of the time limit for the task had passed, he turned around out of breath, and made an international friendly gesture towards the camera, "You forced me!"

Then he took out a medicinal plant from his bosom and ate it.

Follow the director curiously: "What is this?" This program does not restrict the guests to take medicine, especially many functional medicines, it is very funny to eat right.

Brother Hui raised his head proudly, "It's hard to eat!"

He rolled up his sleeves, made a Popeye gesture, walked to the horned cow's butt, stretched out his arms to hug it, and lifted it up——

Of course, he doesn't think he can move the whole horned ox. According to official data, the weight of this horned ox is about 2.3 tons.

He felt that there was a high probability that he would not be able to complete his task, and taking the medicine was just to add a bright spot to himself.After all, it is a variety show, winning or losing is secondary, and acting is the most important thing.

However, when he held the horned bull and lifted it up, he felt that his hands sank, and the whole person stood up!

He stood up with the horned bull in his arms!

2.3 tons of horned cattle! ! !

For a while, the venue was silent.

Except for the big horned cow who was still dozing leisurely, everyone else was dumbfounded!

The cameraman's hands were faster than his brain, and he zoomed out in an instant, only to see the huge horned ox being picked up, and underneath were Brother Hui's two thin legs, compared with the body of the horned ox, it seemed that the two legs would break if they were snapped The chopsticks are firmly supporting the body like a mountain of horns.

After a while, the breeder came to his senses, "Quick, quick...put it down...be gentle!"

Brother Hui was also trembling, and the head that was blocked behind the horned bull's butt made a weak sound, "Let it go, where do you let it go..."

"In place!"

Brother Hui hurriedly handled it gently, and put the horned bull back to its original place.His legs are weak, this is a national five-star protected animal, why, he picked it up!And it feels similar to picking up a dish...

He held onto the railing of the cage to calm himself, only to hear a click, and the railing made of alloy was cracked by him...

Breeder: "...I beg you, don't move."

Brother Gray: ...

He stood there tremblingly, feeling as if he had turned into a human-shaped killer, for fear that if he accidentally pinched someone's arm, he would lose money and go to jail.

However, he was entangled, and the netizens who watched the live broadcast were excited!

"Everyone, I have a bold idea!"

"No, you didn't."

"Did anyone see what the medicinal plant he was eating? I want it!"

"Emmm... If I'm not mistaken, it seems that it may be a new product produced by a small workshop?"

"2333333333 The small workshop is absolutely dead, it is indeed a small workshop."

"What small workshop? Which small workshop is it! What are you talking about? Asking for a class means making up a class!"

"Humo upstairs 23333333, they should be talking about the Shanhai Farm, the new product 櫰木, the power of food is infinite... But before this, I always thought it was an exaggerated propaganda..."

"That's right, who would have thought that it's really powerful..."

All of a sudden, all the viewers who watched the show flocked to Shanhai Farm to see this kind of medicinal plant with great eating ability.

However, when I entered the store, what?Are there any medicines for weight loss?And medicinal plants that can breathe underwater?And it's so cheap, only a few hundred stars, thousands of stars?Compared with potions that cost tens of thousands of star coins, this is really the price of cabbage!

Come here, buy some and try!

So, Shanhai Farm: Fans GET.

In fact, the traffic of Shanhai Farm is very high now, and the sales volume of 櫰木 is not low after it was released.But this is not low, it is only for Shanhai Farm's own sales.

After all, it was only a popular search on Xingbo before, but there are many people who don't watch Xingbo.It can only be said that the former Shanhai Farm was very popular among a small group of people. Looking at the entire galaxy, there are still many people who have never even heard of this small pharmacy.

And this variety show live broadcast is a step forward for Shanhai Farm to the public's vision.

The number of followers on the online shop rose... Finally, it broke through the tens of millions mark.

In the afternoon, Jing Jiayan and Tesla watched the backstage of the online store together, with the bound Si Xingyuan sitting next to him.

It wasn't the first time they faced this kind of explosion, and they were quite familiar with it.

Just when the number of fans exceeded 1000 million, the background page suddenly flashed a few times, and several patterns flashed quickly.

Jing Jiayan rubbed his eyes, "Well, just now, did something pass by?"

Tesla's face changed, and after a while, he whispered: "It may be that the number of fans has increased too fast, and the network is a bit unstable. I will solve it in a while."

Jing Jiayan nodded briskly, "Let's do this first, you go to bed early." After saying that, he dragged Si Xingyuan away.

On the way, Si Xingyuan asked, "Why don't you ask him?"

Jing Jiayan waved his hand, "Why don't you ask, who hasn't felt sad yet, and he'll talk about it when he can't hold back anymore."

Si Xingyuan smiled - when he faced Jing Jiayan, he often seemed to be smiling - "Then, what if he doesn't say anything?"

Jing Jiayan continued to wave his hands, looking like a carefree and ordinary boy, "Then... that means I misjudged the person!"

Jing Jiayan was right, and Tesla came to him the next morning.

But not to explain what happened last night, but to say——

"Boss, I'm going to resign, you can hire another technician."

Jing Jiayan turned around, his eyes widened in surprise, and his amber eyes faded a bit, "You want to resign? Didn't you agree to give me five years of free labor?"

Tesla: ...It seems that you didn't say you'd like to work for free, right?

Jing Jiayan continued: "Besides, the other technicians have to be paid, am I at a loss?"

Tesla: ...

He struggled: "But, I really have to leave here..."

Jing Jia said: "It doesn't matter, you go, bring your computer, and continue working."

Tesla continues:  …

For a moment, he didn't know which one was more terrifying, the boss in front of him or the shadow behind him.

Seeing his perplexed face, Jiayan narrowed his eyes and said, "Have you found your next home? Could it be that someone poached my corner?"

Just as Tesla was about to speak, a communication invitation came from the optical brain, and the invitation was automatically connected without Tesla's consent.

A voice that obviously used a voice changer chuckled and said, "How about it, have you thought about it, do you want to come back?"

Tesla's eyes darkened.

Jing Jiayan snorted coldly, grabbed the employee's optical brain, "Hello!"

The opposite party obviously paused, "Who are you...?"

Jing Jia said, "I am your ancestor!"

"I tell you, he won't go back!"

"If you dare to poach Laozi's corner again, Laozi will make you bankrupt!"

"I'm giving you a face, right? The shovel has been swiped at my head. I'll dig up your ancestral grave, believe it or not!"

He hung up the call with a snap and threatened Tesla, "If you dare to leave, I will drug you and make you goat tail!"

Si Xingyuan, who is quietly acting as the background board: ...

He has reasons to believe that the inspiration for Yangwei definitely comes from himself.

·

Jing Jiayan forced Tesla to tell his sad story.

In fact, there is nothing to say.

Tesla is a member of the League of Geeks, an organization that trains hackers.Tesla was an orphan adopted by the boss of the organization. Later, the boss of the organization died, and Tesla should have taken the position of the boss.

But a good friend who grew up with him gave him a psychotoxin.For a while, Tesla lost his adoptive father, was betrayed by his friends, and his disordered mental power didn't know when it would collapse. In desperation, Tesla came to the abandoned star and stayed there for several years.

After he finished the experience in a few words, his whole body was so gloomy that he was about to drip, and then when he looked up, he saw Jing Jiayan looking at him with contempt.

Tesla: "...Boss, I really have to leave. Tang En hates me to the bone, knowing that I am still alive, he will definitely not let me go, maybe it will hurt you..."

"He still hasn't let you go?" Jing Jiayan squinted his eyes, "Can you figure it out? Now you are the one who doesn't let him go, right? You're still implicating me, does he have the ability? Even if he isn't afraid of me." He went back Look, "Aren't you afraid of Brother Xing? Right, Brother Xing?"

Brother Xing nodded, meaning: Yes, I will support you.

Tesla smiled wryly, "But, Twain is now the leader of the Geek Alliance... The Geek Alliance is an organization of the dark web, and they won't use any fair methods."

Jing Jiayan snorted coldly: "I just like other people to come here!" He waved his hand to interrupt Tesla's next words, "Okay, you just stay here, if you dare to run, I will break your leg!"

Tesla continued to smile wryly.

After leaving the studio, the domineering Boss Jing immediately grabbed Brother Xing's shoulder: "Brother Xing, please cover me!"

Si Xingyuan looked at him, "Are you scared?"

"Hey, why am I afraid of a mere geek alliance!"

"then you……"

Jing Jiayan blinked pitifully, "I was thinking, if I accidentally kill someone, Brother Xing, can you fish me out?"

Si Xingyuan: ...

He looked at the man who tried his best to pretend to be pitiful, and said dryly: "It's better...or not."

"Oh." Jing Jiayan sighed regretfully, planning to change his plan.

Si Xingyuan also heaved a sigh of relief, and decided to look after him in the future.

The vegetable garden planted last time has sprouted after a few days.Although at the beginning, the team members were trying to be fooled, but seeing the small green shoots grow little by little, they also found it novel and came to see it every day.

Jing Jiayan looked a little greedy, and wanted to see if the land here could cultivate medicinal plants in the Shanhai Farm System. If it could be cultivated, wouldn't it be unnecessary to buy planting soil after taking him, which would save another sum of money .

So he surrounded another piece of land and planted some medicinal plants that were not suitable for sale.

For example, Wutiao, if you eat it, you will die;

Another example is miscanthus, eating it will kill you;

And sarsaparilla, if you eat it, you will die.

Not to mention, these medicinal plants really grew, but they grew a little slower.

In the afternoon, Jing Jiayan took Si Xingyuan to see his deadly medicine field, and Charlie was busy working on the edge of the medicine field.

Seeing him coming, Charlie straightened up with a smile, "Boss, why is your field full of grass? I'll pull it out for you if I have nothing to do this afternoon?"

Jing Jiayan quickly waved his hands, "Don't worry about this, the medicinal plants here are different from others, so don't move them."

Charlie's eyes moved, but he still had a smile on his face, "Alright then, I won't bother you anymore."

After he left, Jing Jiayan slowly dug a hole on the ground and sowed seeds.Si Xingyuan looked at Xiao Miaomiao on the ground and shook his head speechlessly.Of course he knows what this is, or that sentence, he should be optimistic about people...

A few days later, Mu Xin, who had been forced to disappear for a long time, finally returned, and said to Jing Jiayan, "I suggest you set up a film and television company to operate this film."

Jing Jiayan lost interest, "Isn't that too troublesome?"

Mu Xin said: "But selling the copyright directly is too much of a disadvantage. Those people don't want to make a good movie at all, they just want to make a fortune while it's hot."

Jing Jiayan thought to himself, it doesn't matter to me, anyway, I didn't lose my money.

Mu Xin could see what he was thinking at a glance, and reminded: "It's all about making money, why don't we make it ourselves? The money from selling copyrights is just a drop in the bucket compared to what the film and television companies earn by themselves."

Jing Jiayan looked up instantly: "Really?"

Mu Xin nodded affirmatively.

Jing Jiayan grasped his hand, "Okay, Brother Mu, I'll leave this matter to you! You will definitely give me back a fully-fledged film and television company, right...Brother Xing?"

Brother Xing nodded lightly, "Don't worry, he will definitely be able to."

Jing Jiayan smiled happily, "Thank you Brother Xing! Thank you Brother Mu! We will definitely make a lot of money with this movie!"

Mu Xin: ...

You two are fucking human!

The inhuman Jing Jiayan and Si Xingyuan lived inseparable for a few more days.

People's adaptability is really terrible. In just a few days, Jing Jiayan felt that the life tied to Si Xingyuan was not too difficult. Apart from the inconvenient bathing, other times it was even worse than being alone. Comfortable.

Then one morning, Jing Jiayan was awakened by the barking of the little milk dog in his arms.

He reacted for a while, and then woke up in an instant, the Tengu can predict evil!

"Brother Star!"

The person on the opposite bed opened his eyes without the slightest waking confusion, "What's wrong?"

Jing Jiayan frowned, "Something might happen, is someone going to attack us?"

Si Xingyuan tilted his head to feel for a moment, "No."

Jing Jiayan still frowned, "Isn't there even an attack from the dark?"

Si Xingyuan said affirmatively: "No." He had already set up defenses around the abandoned star, and there was no defense system on the planet, so how could he rest assured if he didn't make preparations.

Jing Jiayan looked down, the little Tiangou was still barking, with a tinge of childishness in his immature barking.

If it's not that someone's going to attack... that is, someone's going to visit?

Just as he was thinking about it, Seven shouted outside: "Boss, someone is here and said they are looking for you and Tesla!"

Jing Jiayan and Si Xingyuan looked at each other, and they both understood who it was.

When they packed up and came to the reception room, there were already two people sitting in it.

Both of them were very young, each in a suit, black clothes and black hair, with a calm expression.The other has silver hair, wears a holey outfit, and looks impatient.

Seeing Jing Jiayan and Si Xingyuan coming in, the young man in a suit stood up and said politely, "Good morning, Boss Jing. I'm Tang En, the leader of the Geek Alliance, and this is Simon."

Jing Jiayan raised his smiling face, "It's easy to say, please sit down." He looked at the two teacups, frowned and said, "Why don't you make some good tea for Mr. Tang En and Mr. Simon?"

Seven scratched his head, "Huh? Good tea?"

Jing Jiayan shook his head, "Forget it, I'll come!" As he spoke, he made tea and brought it over, and asked with a pleasant smile, "You two are here this time, what's the matter?"

Before Tang En could speak, Simon had exhausted his patience and said in a rough voice, "Where's Tesla? Why doesn't he dare to come out to see us?"

Jing Jiayan smiled, "This... I'm afraid it's inconvenient."

Simon said angrily: "What's the inconvenience? He ran away and didn't even attend his adoptive father's funeral. Could it be that he was ashamed to see us? Coward, I really misjudged him before!"

Tang En held him down, looked at Jing Jiayan and said calmly, "We want Tesla to come back, the Geek League needs him now."

Jing Jiayan slowly put away his smile, "No way, he promised to give me a (white) job."

Simon disdainfully said: "Working for you? This broken farm? Cut, can you afford him?"

Jing Jiayan paused, and then laughed again.

If Tesla was here, seeing this smile, he would definitely pull people away... If he didn't run away, he would be punished to death!

Jing Jiayan smiled brightly, "Yeah, it's very hard to invite him...so, let him go."

Simon sneered, "I'm afraid you don't know what the Geek Alliance does. If you dare to oppose us, I will make your store unable to open!"

Tang En held him down and said calmly, "Boss Jing, can we talk to Tesla? We all grew up with him, so we won't make things difficult for him."

Jing Jiayan continued to laugh, one of them sang (milk film) red face and the other sang bad face, were they playing him like a fool?

He said slowly: "I heard... the members of the Geek Alliance are not legal citizens of the federation, and they don't even have identity information, right?"

Simon sneered, "So what?"

Jing Jiayan nodded, "That means, even if you die here...no one will know, right?"

Tang En and Simon's complexions both changed, and they both noticed something wrong at the same time, but it was too late, a gloomy coldness rose from their abdomen, their complexions turned gray, and they collapsed on the sofa.

Simon glared at him viciously, "Despicable...so poisoned!"

Jing Jiayan was still smiling, "Oh, I've been discovered!" He poked Simon's fair face, "What does the Geek League do? Can you explain it to me? It's agreed that my store won't be able to continue. Woolen cloth?"

Simon was livid with anger.

They have long since found out that this little boss will take revenge for everything he does, but they did not expect to be so lawless!He can do such things as poisoning customers, who is the person on the dark net!

Tang En remained calm, "Boss Jing, we were the ones who offended you just now, and I apologize to you. We are willing to pay compensation, please allow us to meet with Tesla."

Jing Jiayan nodded in satisfaction, "Wouldn't it be nice to be so polite earlier? Come, sign this."

The two looked up and saw that Jing Jiayan was holding a cooperation agreement.

It states the services that the Geek Alliance needs to provide to Shanhai Farm, including but not limited to online store maintenance, post-production, special effects processing, online public opinion, etc... The key is that there is no money.

Simon was furious, "You take us for a fool!"

"Don't sign? That's fine!" Jing Jiayan looked at Sai Wen who was already stunned, "Pull it down and bury it!"

Seven was dumbfounded, and was about to drag people when he came over.

"Wait! Wait!" Tang En finally showed anxiety, "We sign, we sign!" He raised his hand with difficulty, trembling and searching to sign his name on the agreement, and continued despite Simon's curses : "Please give us the antidote, and...let us meet Tesla."

Jing Jiayan shook the agreement and said in satisfaction, "Okay."

Tang En watched him walk out with that handsome man who didn't say a word, then looked towards the door with some hope, and finally, finally, he was able to see that man...

Jing Jiayan was very happy after making a fortune again, and the white wolf with empty gloves is so cool!He likes this kind of opponent who makes insidious tricks!

Just as he was having fun, he felt a pull behind him.When he looked back, Si Xingyuan was standing there with a cold expression.

He was puzzled and asked, "What's wrong, Brother Xing?"

Si Xingyuan looked at him for a long time, "I also know some highly skilled hackers."

Jing Jia said: "?"

Si Xingyuan: "I'm also good at cheating, you can try."

Jing Jiayan: ...

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