Shanhai Farm is operating
Chapter 26 The System I Knock My Mother
Since the announcement by the Explorers Union, Shanhai Farm has received countless applications for invitations. Some invite the person in charge of the farm to attend the meeting, some want to cooperate in research, and some want to purchase the patent of Lushujiao Jade...
Tesla brought two customer service staff, and it was too busy just to sift through the information.
It is no exaggeration to say that from now on, Shanhai Farm has entered the sight of professionals.In the past, Zhu Yucao, Du Hengcao and the like were all small troubles.
Even if there is a danmu, which can treat the genetic collapse syndrome of newborns, it is regarded as a flash in the pan.
Now, they really admit that Shanhai Farm is not easy.
Among these invitations, two are more important, and Jing Jiayan needs to make a decision in person.
The first one was from the Federal Research Institute, inviting Jing Jiayan to join the Association of Phytophytologists of the Federal Research Institute.
The Federal Research Institute is the largest scientific research institution in the entire Federation, and it is independent of the Parliament and the military.At that time, it was jointly established by nine scientific research leaders from all walks of life. The scientific research technology is extremely strong, and the status in the hearts of the federal people is extremely high.
The Federal Research Institute has also set up various associations such as the Association of Pharmacists and the Association of Phytophytologists. People in this industry often squeeze their heads and want to join.This is not only an honor, but also a broader network and resources.
However, Jing Jiayan thought about it and declined.
Not to mention joining the Medicine Planters Association, he hasn't even obtained the qualifications of a Medicine Planter now... It would be bad if people knew that he was dropped out of the First Federal University.
More importantly, he has too many secrets about medicinal plants. Although he has obtained resources and contacts after entering the association, he will definitely not be able to keep his own secrets.On the balance of the two, it is better not to join this association for the time being.
As for the other invitation, it was from the Yi family, inviting him to participate in the medicinal plant exhibition to be held next month.
The Yi family is also a nobleman, but unlike the small nobles like the Liao family, the Yi family has been a nobleman with a very high status since the Akans Empire still existed.
The medicine heir of the Yi family has extremely advanced research in the field of medicine. Almost half of the ninth-level pharmacists and medicine planters in the history of the Federation are from the Yi family.
Yijia holds medicine plant exhibition and pharmacy exhibition every year, and this year's medicine plant exhibition happens to be next month.
Jing Jiayan read the invitation and accepted it.Just to see the world, he is still willing.
In the Federal Research Institute, a professor-like person knocked on the door and walked into an office, respectfully said: "Teacher, he refused."
The person behind the desk raised his head and saw an old man with white hair.Anyone who often reads the news of the Federation may exclaim, because this old man is one of the founders of the Federation Research Institute, a ninth-level pharmacy master—Taihua.
Master Taihua lost his mind for a while when he heard the words, and shook his head slightly under the worried eyes of the students, "Then forget it."
The students withdrew respectfully. Master Taihua looked at the group photo of the two young people on the table and sighed, "Rufeng, your son is much better than us!"
On the abandoned planet, Si Xingyuan and his party have also been here for several days, and they get along well with everyone on the farm.
At first they complained that there was nothing here, but later they saw a group of obedient children and all kinds of cute things on the abandoned star, and occasionally rolled up their trouser legs to help plant a field, compared to those crowded places Travel Star is much better!So it smelled really good right away.
The children also like this group of big brothers and sisters. Everyone on the farm is relatively busy, but these brothers and sisters will play with them.
There is only one person, and that is Mu Xin.
I don't know how to develop this person's character, he is extremely vicious, he teases cats and dogs all day long, causing children and puppies to turn around and run away immediately when they see him.
Si Xingyuan beat him several times these days.
There is no way, Mu Xin has nothing to do when he is idle, so he had to take the fresh and tender spiritual grass to find the little deer and Shu to play.
The little deer Shu are fine, as long as they have company to play with, they are happy, it doesn't matter if it is a human or a dog.
This afternoon, when Mu Xin walked to the fence of the Lushu people, he saw Saiwen collecting Lushu horn jade.He asked curiously, "What is this little jade piece for?"
Sai Wen looked at him and said in a daze: "You don't know? Don't you usually go online?"
Mu Xin squinted at the silly boy, "This has nothing to do with not being able to surf the Internet, you don't know, do you?"
"How could I not know!" Sai Wen was dissatisfied, "Deer and Shujiao Jade is a medicine, which can be used with suitable offspring to treat infertility! Even infertility caused by radiation can be cured! It has been spread all over the Internet. , They all said that our boss is a genius!"
The silly boy is proud.
However, Mu Xin, who had passed by, was dumbfounded, what?Treatment for infertility?On the first day he remembered, the little boss of the farm solemnly gave the little piece of jade to his boss. Could it be... the little boss thought his boss was infertile?
Sai Wen looked at the man who suddenly thumped the ground and laughed wildly, and hid aside in fear, "What's wrong with you? Could it be that you are sick?"
"You, you are...the only one who is sick!" Mu Xin was out of breath from laughing, got up from the ground with great difficulty, wiped the tears from laughing and said, "Thank you, silly boy." Then he turned and left .
He had walked half a mile before Seven came to his senses and muttered to himself, "I'm not a fool."
Holding back a smile, Mu Xin found his boss, observed carefully for a while, and found that there was a looming red string around the boss's neck.
As far as he knew about the boss, there had never been such a thing before.Unexpectedly, the boss really kept his word, and hung the little jade piece around his neck.
Si Xingyuan didn't know what kind of monster he was, but when he saw his eyes go straight to his neck, he couldn't help hardening his fist, and frowned, "You want to be beaten again?"
Mu Xin shook his head reflexively, and approached mysteriously, "Boss, do you know, what's the use of the jade piece that the little boss gave you?"
Si Xingyuan frowned, with a little pride, "Xiaoyan said, it's good for your health."
Mu Xin suppressed a smile, "It's good for the body, then...do you know what is good for the body?" He sprinted out of his feet, and ran a long way, leaving only one sentence: "Boss, hurry up and look online. Let's go! Hahahahaha..."
Which aspect is good for the body?Si Xingyuan lowered his head subconsciously. He always thought that this piece of jade was for strengthening the body. Could it be that there are other functions?
Thinking of this, he turned on his optical brain and entered the online store of Shanhai Farm.
After a while, Major General Si: ...
For the first time in his life, Major General Si had the urge to itch his teeth!
Xiaoyan is too naughty!It should be taught a lesson!
For the next few days, Jing Jiayan always felt that Si Xingyuan was looking at him, with that hesitant and aggrieved expression.
He was inexplicably puzzled, what happened?
He had been waiting for Si Xingyuan to come to talk to him, but after waiting and waiting, Si Xingyuan just didn't come, which made him a little anxious, what the hell is going on!
One night, Jing Jiayan was standing on the balcony admiring the moon after dinner, and saw Si Xingyuan walking up to him hesitantly.
He straightened himself up immediately, and said to himself, it's time to come, you can hurry up, bro, if you don't say anything else, it will make me constipated!
Si Xingyuan hesitated for a while, and said, "Actually, I don't..."
Jing Jiayan listened attentively, nothing?
However, after waiting for a long time, I looked up again, and there was someone in front of me...
He was at a loss as to what the hell was going on!What is so difficult to say!Could it be that Brother Xing wants to say "Actually, I won't lift it"?
Mu Xin, who happened to see this scene, pounded on the sofa and laughed silently!The fun he picked up in the past few days is enough for him to laugh for a year, especially Si Xingyuan's fun!
Just as he was smiling, he suddenly felt a chill behind him, and when he turned around, Si Xingyuan stood behind him expressionlessly.
Mu Xin: ...
Forget it, let it go.
Leaving aside Si Xingyuan's torment of hesitating to speak and only half-talking, the recent operation of the farm is still good. Both the number of fans and the turnover are steadily increasing.
Jing Jiayan figured it out, it was time for Shanhai Film Studio to come out!
This kind of publicity method is the characteristic of Shanhai Farm. Not to mention the effect, it is extremely difficult to imitate. He has no intention of giving up.
So, one day, the fans who were clamoring for an update every day refreshed—Shanhai Farm has been updated!
The current Shanhai Farm is different from usual. The number of fans in the millions is not a small number. Almost as soon as it was posted, the number of views of the video exceeded [-].
The fans thought happily, our little broken farm is doing well!While holding the idea of "I don't know what kind of sand sculpture plot this time", I clicked in.
A very retro red font appeared against the black background: Newly edited by the proud general.
Many netizens who have seen "New Edition of Hai's Daughter" couldn't help laughing secretly, is this going to spoof fairy tales again?But I haven't seen this "proud general" before...
The video seemed to know their thoughts, and the text version of the previous summary appeared immediately after.
"Once upon a time, there was a great general who was so powerful and victorious that he was called the God of War. Gradually, he became arrogant, addicted to pleasure, and gave up practicing martial arts. Later, when the empire invaded, the general was ordered to fight, but After spending several years, he couldn't even pick up a knife... In this way, the general lost the war and died on the battlefield. His country was almost destroyed. A few years later, the general's son grew up... "
The screen lights up, and there are ugly people with mountain and sea characteristics, as well as crooked cabins and yards.
The ugly man is the general's son.
He liked to wield knives and guns since he was a child, and he aspired to become a general.However, the story of his father spread so widely that the people nearby would point and point at him every time they saw him, whispering, "Look, this is the son of that proud general, who is said to be a general too! Maybe you can't even pick up a knife!"
Therefore, people mockingly called him "little general", and even the blacksmith shop did not sell him weapons.
The little general was not discouraged. If he couldn't buy a knife or gun, he would make it out of wood; if he couldn't buy a horse, he would tie it up with bamboo.
Gradually, many wooden knives and bamboo horses appeared in the empty courtyard.
One day, the little general went up the mountain to cut firewood and picked up a little tiger.The little tiger was dying of hunger and told him that he was driven out by the group.
The little general fed it dry food and asked it, "Why were you kicked out?"
Pointing to his own forehead, the little tiger said, "Their foreheads all have the character for king, and I have the character for jade, which is different from them. They all don't like me."
The little general thought for a while and said, "Then follow me, as it happens that no one likes me. Let's like ourselves."
The little tiger nodded fiercely: "Yeah!"
In this way, one person and one tiger depend on each other for their lives.
The little general chopped firewood, and the little tiger helped to pick up branches; the little general practiced martial arts, and the little tiger helped as a training partner... In this way, many years have passed.
The enemy is coming.
They burned, killed, looted and committed all kinds of crimes, and the unarmed people were lambs waiting to be slaughtered in front of them.
Soon, they attacked the city gate where the little general was.
The enemy leader pointed at the city gate and laughed, "Since the death of that proud general, this city has no generals anymore! Let's kill the generals and enter—"
At this time, the gate of the city was wide open, and a young man galloped out on a bamboo horse carrying a wooden knife, and the horizontal knife immediately stood in front of the formation.
"Who is the offender?"
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The wooden knife is light and thin, and it can cut through the thick armor, but it can cut the enemy's throat.
The little general stood in front of the enemy with one horse and one sword, and killed them for a whole day and night.However, after all, he was single and weak, and the one was weak, and the feathered arrow shot in the air!
The little tiger jumped up and blocked the sword.
One point of the jade character on its forehead was stained red with blood, and it looked exactly like other majestic tigers.
The little tiger said: "We must guard our little yard..."
The little general was distraught, he carried the little tiger's body on his back, and took out a medicinal plant from his arms.
It was left to him by his father, and it is said that after eating it, his strength will be infinite.He didn't want to be like his father, so he never thought about eating.
After the medicine was planted, the little general raised the stone pillar beside the city gate and swung it fiercely at the enemy——
This time, no one can stand in his way.
He killed all the enemy troops and protected his homeland.
From then on, the city has another general, a real general.
The picture freezes on the little tiger's tombstone, and the page goes dark.
The subtitles appeared: 櫰木上新, the power of food is infinite, I hope everyone can protect the homeland in their hearts!
This time the video is longer than before, more than four minutes long.At the moment after watching it, everyone was stunned.
Everyone looked left and right, and one by one began to cry!
"Come in with the heart of watching sand sculpture videos, and go out crying like a dog!"
"Don't cut it, don't cut it, the child is already stupid..."
"Ahhhhhh I don't want it! Why did the little tiger die? Woooooooooooooo Shanhai Film Studio, you are not human!"
"What a guardian of the homeland in my heart! My homeland was destroyed by you today, do you know that——"
Soon, this short video was on the hot search again.
Hot searches on Shanhai Farm are already common, but it is obvious that there are many passers-by under this hot search.
There are so many points that can be discussed in this short film, about guardianship, about prejudice, about father and son...
Many passers-by didn't even know it was an advertisement, and thought it was really a short film made by a film studio, and the style of the painting was also very strange.
"Is this the award-winning short film this year? It's so well shot!"
"Yeah, I haven't watched the movie for a long time and cried. It's really great, but the artist needs to be improved..."
"It's not bad for a low-cost film to be shot like this. The main thing is to look at the content."
"It's not only good, it's a whole galaxy better than the bad movies released every year by the Federal Bureau of Entertainment!"
"Can we look ahead... this year's Star Award is expected?"
Under the entire trending search, real fans are all scolding, while passers-by are all boasting... which is considered unique.
And why are passers-by boasting?It is precisely because the Federation's entertainment industry is so backward... You must know that the Federation is not the only country in the entire galaxy. Although the Federation is strong in hard power such as technology and military, it is like a soft persimmon in terms of entertainment.
The "Star Award", the highest film award in the entire galaxy, has existed for more than 500 years. It is judged once a year, but the Federation has only won it three times... The probability is simply touching.
Therefore, it is no wonder that the people of the Federation are excited, they really... have little knowledge.
With the full support of this group of ignorant federal people, another topic has been raised: #联盟望下一种星星奖! #
People who didn't know about this short film, saw this topic, and thought it was some kind of junk film marketing, click in and have a look...
She couldn't help but shed tears and said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Even when there were gossip on the Internet, Jing Jiayan was not idle, and a film and television company actually came to him to cooperate with him!
Jing Jiayan originally wanted to refuse, because he had never had any dealings with the entertainment industry in his two lifetimes.But after the other party finished talking about the price, Jing Jiayan immediately said: ...
I don't want to, but he's giving too much!
Jing Jiayan was confused, the other party was also a big film and television company, and wanted all the copyrights of "The Proud General New Edition".
Sell it, Jing Jiayan is afraid that he will be scammed.
Don't sell it, heart pumping!So many zero star coins!
While struggling, a voice suddenly said, "Can't make a decision?"
When Jing Jiayan turned around, it was Si Xingyuan, and his first words were: "Brother Xing, a lot of money! So much, so much!"
Si Xingyuan looked at the boy's amber eyes and laughed, "...Your farm can make a lot of money now."
Jing Jia said: "But no one would dislike having a lot of money!"
That's true...Si Xingyuan thought for a while, "Let Mu Xin talk to you! In the entire Federation, there are not many people who can fool him."
Jing Jiayan was surprised, "Is Mu Xin really good?"
Si Xingyuan said: "Otherwise, how do you think he became... Cough, how did he become my friend."
Jing Jia said: I thought it was because he was more resistant to beating...
He cleared his throat, "Then thank you Brother Xing! I will give you a thank you fee!"
Si Xingyuan: "It doesn't matter, he is idle anyway." He has been feeling awkward for the past few days, and it is the first time he has been misunderstood about infertility....But even so, he didn't take the little jade piece down.
He didn't know what he was thinking, maybe he just didn't want to ruin the boy's mind.
However, seeing Jing Jiayan's frown these days, he still couldn't help himself and offered to help.Looking at the other party's relieved smile, he couldn't help showing a smile: Sure enough, he was still a child.
Mu Xin, who was sleeping with his butt pouted, sneezed. He didn't know that the boss had found him a big job as a freelancer.
Jing Jiayan looked at Si Xingyuan with a rare sense of guilt.
At the beginning, he lured people here for the accommodation fee, and he didn't provide much service... There is not even a sight to see on this planet, which is quite deceiving.
Anyway, when the copyright is sold, it will be a huge sum of money that was unexpected... It's decided, he wants to build the planet!
...At the very least, build a few attractions!
Just do it, he found Tesla and expressed his thoughts.
After listening carefully, Tesla asked, "Then boss, what kind of landscape do you want to build?"
Jing Jiayan waved his hand proudly: "Look, let's talk, we are not short of money!"
Nowadays, everything can be ordered online, and Tesla opened the landscape construction purchase page.
Jing Jiayan took a few glances, and the more he looked, the more wilted, the more he looked, the more wilted...
Why is the book so expensive!3000 million for an artificial rockery?It's not that expensive for me to go to Desolate Star to dig one myself!Is this rockery made of diamonds?
Tesla kindly explained: "These artificial landscaping have undergone anti-radiation treatment and are suitable for the environment of any planet, so they will be more expensive."
Jing Jiayan gritted his teeth, "Forget it, there are mountains on our planet, so we don't need these fake ones... we can just plant some landscape flowers and trees!"
Tesla: ...
As expected of the boss, it's a buckle.
He opened the column of landscape trees, and Jing Jiayan took a look... and became irritable: "Why are trees so expensive! A tree is fifty thousand star coins? I only sell a medicinal plant for a few thousand! It is a tree that eats it. Will it live forever?"
Tesla: ...
He said cautiously, "Then...do you still want to buy it?"
Jing Jiayan remained silent with a sullen face, and continued to scribble across the page. Suddenly, a touch of green caught his attention.
He clicked on it, his eyes lit up, one seed is only five star coins?With the previous comparison, this is simply a free gift!And buy [-] get [-] free, rounding up means no money!
He patted the table: "Just buy this!"
Tesla looked at it, and was facing the big words "Vegetable seeds, directly from the manufacturer"
Tesla: "...But, don't we want landscape plants?"
Jing Jiayan calmly said: "Why is this not beautiful? Look at these vegetables, how beautiful they are when they bloom! And you can still eat them. It's so good!"
Tesla: "However, it seems that we don't have any hands left to farm?"
Their business has been getting better and better recently, and the few employees are so busy that they are flying.
Jing Jiayan waved his hand: "Isn't there still so many idle people eating for nothing! What a farmhouse experience project, let them all come and experience it!"
Tesla has to give the boss a thumbs up. If there is a competition for the empty-handed white wolf, you dare to recognize the second, and no one dares to recognize the first.
The vegetable seeds came quickly, and Jing Jiayan immediately organized a farm experience activity.
He circled a piece of land with wooden railings, then called all the team members, and said with a smile: "Guests have been on the planet for a long time, and I have been too busy recently and have not organized any activities. I am really sorry everyone! This time I tried my best Brainstorming and spending nearly [-] star coins (that is, [-]), I finally organized this farm experience event, so that everyone can experience the fun of farming and harvesting, everyone is happy!"
Very few people responded below.
Someone whispered: "There are also experience activities? Is this really a tourist star? Aren't we tool people for the boss to chase after people?"
Another person sneered and said, "Aren't you stupid? Don't experience activities allow us to be tool people?"
The man scratched his head, "That's right!" He looked back, and sure enough, his boss and the little boss who looked like a little vixen got together again.
A smile appeared in Si Xingyuan's eyes, "Is this what you said... building a landscape?"
Jing Jiayan said frankly: "The main style of Abandoned Star is natural and pure, and the vegetable garden is the most suitable."
I have to say, as far as Jing Jiayan's mouth is concerned, he has been wrong for years.
Si Xingyuan loved to listen to his nonsense, so he coaxed, "That's right."
The two were talking quietly, and next to them was Mu Xin who rolled his eyes.Recently, he was kicked by his boss to negotiate a contract with the film and television company, and he had to go out to farm the land in his busy schedule. When he was tired, he wanted to dig a hole for the pair of dogs and bury them before watering them.
In the midst of prosperity, Yunyun's voice suddenly sounded: "Brother——quickly get out of the way—"
When Jing Jiayan turned his head, he felt something flying over behind him, and he subconsciously wanted to hide to the side——
However, Si Xingyuan was faster than him. Sensing the danger approaching, Si Xingyuan instinctively pulled him into his arms.
Between hiding and protecting, the two bumped into each other, and they were still hugging tightly due to the relationship between movements... At this moment, the flying thing finally landed on the two of them: it was a golden silk thread, icy cold Cold, a bit like rice noodles.
The point is, the silk thread trembled on the two of them, and then disappeared, as if it was absorbed by the two of them!
Yunyun ran over on short legs, panting, "Brother, brother... yes, 櫰木... 櫰木 mutated..."
The corner of Jing Jiayan's mouth twitched, and he opened the system to check.
櫰木混格櫰情丝木: Great strength, that’s a setting that rough guys like. The so-called Shaomu’s feelings are always poetry, and 櫰情丝木 can tie lovers together so that they can never be separated again!What?You are not lovers yet?Oh, just tie it and tie it! (Note: The effect can last for three months.)
Jing Jiayan: ...
I will knock on the system!
Did mom hear you?
Tesla brought two customer service staff, and it was too busy just to sift through the information.
It is no exaggeration to say that from now on, Shanhai Farm has entered the sight of professionals.In the past, Zhu Yucao, Du Hengcao and the like were all small troubles.
Even if there is a danmu, which can treat the genetic collapse syndrome of newborns, it is regarded as a flash in the pan.
Now, they really admit that Shanhai Farm is not easy.
Among these invitations, two are more important, and Jing Jiayan needs to make a decision in person.
The first one was from the Federal Research Institute, inviting Jing Jiayan to join the Association of Phytophytologists of the Federal Research Institute.
The Federal Research Institute is the largest scientific research institution in the entire Federation, and it is independent of the Parliament and the military.At that time, it was jointly established by nine scientific research leaders from all walks of life. The scientific research technology is extremely strong, and the status in the hearts of the federal people is extremely high.
The Federal Research Institute has also set up various associations such as the Association of Pharmacists and the Association of Phytophytologists. People in this industry often squeeze their heads and want to join.This is not only an honor, but also a broader network and resources.
However, Jing Jiayan thought about it and declined.
Not to mention joining the Medicine Planters Association, he hasn't even obtained the qualifications of a Medicine Planter now... It would be bad if people knew that he was dropped out of the First Federal University.
More importantly, he has too many secrets about medicinal plants. Although he has obtained resources and contacts after entering the association, he will definitely not be able to keep his own secrets.On the balance of the two, it is better not to join this association for the time being.
As for the other invitation, it was from the Yi family, inviting him to participate in the medicinal plant exhibition to be held next month.
The Yi family is also a nobleman, but unlike the small nobles like the Liao family, the Yi family has been a nobleman with a very high status since the Akans Empire still existed.
The medicine heir of the Yi family has extremely advanced research in the field of medicine. Almost half of the ninth-level pharmacists and medicine planters in the history of the Federation are from the Yi family.
Yijia holds medicine plant exhibition and pharmacy exhibition every year, and this year's medicine plant exhibition happens to be next month.
Jing Jiayan read the invitation and accepted it.Just to see the world, he is still willing.
In the Federal Research Institute, a professor-like person knocked on the door and walked into an office, respectfully said: "Teacher, he refused."
The person behind the desk raised his head and saw an old man with white hair.Anyone who often reads the news of the Federation may exclaim, because this old man is one of the founders of the Federation Research Institute, a ninth-level pharmacy master—Taihua.
Master Taihua lost his mind for a while when he heard the words, and shook his head slightly under the worried eyes of the students, "Then forget it."
The students withdrew respectfully. Master Taihua looked at the group photo of the two young people on the table and sighed, "Rufeng, your son is much better than us!"
On the abandoned planet, Si Xingyuan and his party have also been here for several days, and they get along well with everyone on the farm.
At first they complained that there was nothing here, but later they saw a group of obedient children and all kinds of cute things on the abandoned star, and occasionally rolled up their trouser legs to help plant a field, compared to those crowded places Travel Star is much better!So it smelled really good right away.
The children also like this group of big brothers and sisters. Everyone on the farm is relatively busy, but these brothers and sisters will play with them.
There is only one person, and that is Mu Xin.
I don't know how to develop this person's character, he is extremely vicious, he teases cats and dogs all day long, causing children and puppies to turn around and run away immediately when they see him.
Si Xingyuan beat him several times these days.
There is no way, Mu Xin has nothing to do when he is idle, so he had to take the fresh and tender spiritual grass to find the little deer and Shu to play.
The little deer Shu are fine, as long as they have company to play with, they are happy, it doesn't matter if it is a human or a dog.
This afternoon, when Mu Xin walked to the fence of the Lushu people, he saw Saiwen collecting Lushu horn jade.He asked curiously, "What is this little jade piece for?"
Sai Wen looked at him and said in a daze: "You don't know? Don't you usually go online?"
Mu Xin squinted at the silly boy, "This has nothing to do with not being able to surf the Internet, you don't know, do you?"
"How could I not know!" Sai Wen was dissatisfied, "Deer and Shujiao Jade is a medicine, which can be used with suitable offspring to treat infertility! Even infertility caused by radiation can be cured! It has been spread all over the Internet. , They all said that our boss is a genius!"
The silly boy is proud.
However, Mu Xin, who had passed by, was dumbfounded, what?Treatment for infertility?On the first day he remembered, the little boss of the farm solemnly gave the little piece of jade to his boss. Could it be... the little boss thought his boss was infertile?
Sai Wen looked at the man who suddenly thumped the ground and laughed wildly, and hid aside in fear, "What's wrong with you? Could it be that you are sick?"
"You, you are...the only one who is sick!" Mu Xin was out of breath from laughing, got up from the ground with great difficulty, wiped the tears from laughing and said, "Thank you, silly boy." Then he turned and left .
He had walked half a mile before Seven came to his senses and muttered to himself, "I'm not a fool."
Holding back a smile, Mu Xin found his boss, observed carefully for a while, and found that there was a looming red string around the boss's neck.
As far as he knew about the boss, there had never been such a thing before.Unexpectedly, the boss really kept his word, and hung the little jade piece around his neck.
Si Xingyuan didn't know what kind of monster he was, but when he saw his eyes go straight to his neck, he couldn't help hardening his fist, and frowned, "You want to be beaten again?"
Mu Xin shook his head reflexively, and approached mysteriously, "Boss, do you know, what's the use of the jade piece that the little boss gave you?"
Si Xingyuan frowned, with a little pride, "Xiaoyan said, it's good for your health."
Mu Xin suppressed a smile, "It's good for the body, then...do you know what is good for the body?" He sprinted out of his feet, and ran a long way, leaving only one sentence: "Boss, hurry up and look online. Let's go! Hahahahaha..."
Which aspect is good for the body?Si Xingyuan lowered his head subconsciously. He always thought that this piece of jade was for strengthening the body. Could it be that there are other functions?
Thinking of this, he turned on his optical brain and entered the online store of Shanhai Farm.
After a while, Major General Si: ...
For the first time in his life, Major General Si had the urge to itch his teeth!
Xiaoyan is too naughty!It should be taught a lesson!
For the next few days, Jing Jiayan always felt that Si Xingyuan was looking at him, with that hesitant and aggrieved expression.
He was inexplicably puzzled, what happened?
He had been waiting for Si Xingyuan to come to talk to him, but after waiting and waiting, Si Xingyuan just didn't come, which made him a little anxious, what the hell is going on!
One night, Jing Jiayan was standing on the balcony admiring the moon after dinner, and saw Si Xingyuan walking up to him hesitantly.
He straightened himself up immediately, and said to himself, it's time to come, you can hurry up, bro, if you don't say anything else, it will make me constipated!
Si Xingyuan hesitated for a while, and said, "Actually, I don't..."
Jing Jiayan listened attentively, nothing?
However, after waiting for a long time, I looked up again, and there was someone in front of me...
He was at a loss as to what the hell was going on!What is so difficult to say!Could it be that Brother Xing wants to say "Actually, I won't lift it"?
Mu Xin, who happened to see this scene, pounded on the sofa and laughed silently!The fun he picked up in the past few days is enough for him to laugh for a year, especially Si Xingyuan's fun!
Just as he was smiling, he suddenly felt a chill behind him, and when he turned around, Si Xingyuan stood behind him expressionlessly.
Mu Xin: ...
Forget it, let it go.
Leaving aside Si Xingyuan's torment of hesitating to speak and only half-talking, the recent operation of the farm is still good. Both the number of fans and the turnover are steadily increasing.
Jing Jiayan figured it out, it was time for Shanhai Film Studio to come out!
This kind of publicity method is the characteristic of Shanhai Farm. Not to mention the effect, it is extremely difficult to imitate. He has no intention of giving up.
So, one day, the fans who were clamoring for an update every day refreshed—Shanhai Farm has been updated!
The current Shanhai Farm is different from usual. The number of fans in the millions is not a small number. Almost as soon as it was posted, the number of views of the video exceeded [-].
The fans thought happily, our little broken farm is doing well!While holding the idea of "I don't know what kind of sand sculpture plot this time", I clicked in.
A very retro red font appeared against the black background: Newly edited by the proud general.
Many netizens who have seen "New Edition of Hai's Daughter" couldn't help laughing secretly, is this going to spoof fairy tales again?But I haven't seen this "proud general" before...
The video seemed to know their thoughts, and the text version of the previous summary appeared immediately after.
"Once upon a time, there was a great general who was so powerful and victorious that he was called the God of War. Gradually, he became arrogant, addicted to pleasure, and gave up practicing martial arts. Later, when the empire invaded, the general was ordered to fight, but After spending several years, he couldn't even pick up a knife... In this way, the general lost the war and died on the battlefield. His country was almost destroyed. A few years later, the general's son grew up... "
The screen lights up, and there are ugly people with mountain and sea characteristics, as well as crooked cabins and yards.
The ugly man is the general's son.
He liked to wield knives and guns since he was a child, and he aspired to become a general.However, the story of his father spread so widely that the people nearby would point and point at him every time they saw him, whispering, "Look, this is the son of that proud general, who is said to be a general too! Maybe you can't even pick up a knife!"
Therefore, people mockingly called him "little general", and even the blacksmith shop did not sell him weapons.
The little general was not discouraged. If he couldn't buy a knife or gun, he would make it out of wood; if he couldn't buy a horse, he would tie it up with bamboo.
Gradually, many wooden knives and bamboo horses appeared in the empty courtyard.
One day, the little general went up the mountain to cut firewood and picked up a little tiger.The little tiger was dying of hunger and told him that he was driven out by the group.
The little general fed it dry food and asked it, "Why were you kicked out?"
Pointing to his own forehead, the little tiger said, "Their foreheads all have the character for king, and I have the character for jade, which is different from them. They all don't like me."
The little general thought for a while and said, "Then follow me, as it happens that no one likes me. Let's like ourselves."
The little tiger nodded fiercely: "Yeah!"
In this way, one person and one tiger depend on each other for their lives.
The little general chopped firewood, and the little tiger helped to pick up branches; the little general practiced martial arts, and the little tiger helped as a training partner... In this way, many years have passed.
The enemy is coming.
They burned, killed, looted and committed all kinds of crimes, and the unarmed people were lambs waiting to be slaughtered in front of them.
Soon, they attacked the city gate where the little general was.
The enemy leader pointed at the city gate and laughed, "Since the death of that proud general, this city has no generals anymore! Let's kill the generals and enter—"
At this time, the gate of the city was wide open, and a young man galloped out on a bamboo horse carrying a wooden knife, and the horizontal knife immediately stood in front of the formation.
"Who is the offender?"
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The wooden knife is light and thin, and it can cut through the thick armor, but it can cut the enemy's throat.
The little general stood in front of the enemy with one horse and one sword, and killed them for a whole day and night.However, after all, he was single and weak, and the one was weak, and the feathered arrow shot in the air!
The little tiger jumped up and blocked the sword.
One point of the jade character on its forehead was stained red with blood, and it looked exactly like other majestic tigers.
The little tiger said: "We must guard our little yard..."
The little general was distraught, he carried the little tiger's body on his back, and took out a medicinal plant from his arms.
It was left to him by his father, and it is said that after eating it, his strength will be infinite.He didn't want to be like his father, so he never thought about eating.
After the medicine was planted, the little general raised the stone pillar beside the city gate and swung it fiercely at the enemy——
This time, no one can stand in his way.
He killed all the enemy troops and protected his homeland.
From then on, the city has another general, a real general.
The picture freezes on the little tiger's tombstone, and the page goes dark.
The subtitles appeared: 櫰木上新, the power of food is infinite, I hope everyone can protect the homeland in their hearts!
This time the video is longer than before, more than four minutes long.At the moment after watching it, everyone was stunned.
Everyone looked left and right, and one by one began to cry!
"Come in with the heart of watching sand sculpture videos, and go out crying like a dog!"
"Don't cut it, don't cut it, the child is already stupid..."
"Ahhhhhh I don't want it! Why did the little tiger die? Woooooooooooooo Shanhai Film Studio, you are not human!"
"What a guardian of the homeland in my heart! My homeland was destroyed by you today, do you know that——"
Soon, this short video was on the hot search again.
Hot searches on Shanhai Farm are already common, but it is obvious that there are many passers-by under this hot search.
There are so many points that can be discussed in this short film, about guardianship, about prejudice, about father and son...
Many passers-by didn't even know it was an advertisement, and thought it was really a short film made by a film studio, and the style of the painting was also very strange.
"Is this the award-winning short film this year? It's so well shot!"
"Yeah, I haven't watched the movie for a long time and cried. It's really great, but the artist needs to be improved..."
"It's not bad for a low-cost film to be shot like this. The main thing is to look at the content."
"It's not only good, it's a whole galaxy better than the bad movies released every year by the Federal Bureau of Entertainment!"
"Can we look ahead... this year's Star Award is expected?"
Under the entire trending search, real fans are all scolding, while passers-by are all boasting... which is considered unique.
And why are passers-by boasting?It is precisely because the Federation's entertainment industry is so backward... You must know that the Federation is not the only country in the entire galaxy. Although the Federation is strong in hard power such as technology and military, it is like a soft persimmon in terms of entertainment.
The "Star Award", the highest film award in the entire galaxy, has existed for more than 500 years. It is judged once a year, but the Federation has only won it three times... The probability is simply touching.
Therefore, it is no wonder that the people of the Federation are excited, they really... have little knowledge.
With the full support of this group of ignorant federal people, another topic has been raised: #联盟望下一种星星奖! #
People who didn't know about this short film, saw this topic, and thought it was some kind of junk film marketing, click in and have a look...
She couldn't help but shed tears and said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Even when there were gossip on the Internet, Jing Jiayan was not idle, and a film and television company actually came to him to cooperate with him!
Jing Jiayan originally wanted to refuse, because he had never had any dealings with the entertainment industry in his two lifetimes.But after the other party finished talking about the price, Jing Jiayan immediately said: ...
I don't want to, but he's giving too much!
Jing Jiayan was confused, the other party was also a big film and television company, and wanted all the copyrights of "The Proud General New Edition".
Sell it, Jing Jiayan is afraid that he will be scammed.
Don't sell it, heart pumping!So many zero star coins!
While struggling, a voice suddenly said, "Can't make a decision?"
When Jing Jiayan turned around, it was Si Xingyuan, and his first words were: "Brother Xing, a lot of money! So much, so much!"
Si Xingyuan looked at the boy's amber eyes and laughed, "...Your farm can make a lot of money now."
Jing Jia said: "But no one would dislike having a lot of money!"
That's true...Si Xingyuan thought for a while, "Let Mu Xin talk to you! In the entire Federation, there are not many people who can fool him."
Jing Jiayan was surprised, "Is Mu Xin really good?"
Si Xingyuan said: "Otherwise, how do you think he became... Cough, how did he become my friend."
Jing Jia said: I thought it was because he was more resistant to beating...
He cleared his throat, "Then thank you Brother Xing! I will give you a thank you fee!"
Si Xingyuan: "It doesn't matter, he is idle anyway." He has been feeling awkward for the past few days, and it is the first time he has been misunderstood about infertility....But even so, he didn't take the little jade piece down.
He didn't know what he was thinking, maybe he just didn't want to ruin the boy's mind.
However, seeing Jing Jiayan's frown these days, he still couldn't help himself and offered to help.Looking at the other party's relieved smile, he couldn't help showing a smile: Sure enough, he was still a child.
Mu Xin, who was sleeping with his butt pouted, sneezed. He didn't know that the boss had found him a big job as a freelancer.
Jing Jiayan looked at Si Xingyuan with a rare sense of guilt.
At the beginning, he lured people here for the accommodation fee, and he didn't provide much service... There is not even a sight to see on this planet, which is quite deceiving.
Anyway, when the copyright is sold, it will be a huge sum of money that was unexpected... It's decided, he wants to build the planet!
...At the very least, build a few attractions!
Just do it, he found Tesla and expressed his thoughts.
After listening carefully, Tesla asked, "Then boss, what kind of landscape do you want to build?"
Jing Jiayan waved his hand proudly: "Look, let's talk, we are not short of money!"
Nowadays, everything can be ordered online, and Tesla opened the landscape construction purchase page.
Jing Jiayan took a few glances, and the more he looked, the more wilted, the more he looked, the more wilted...
Why is the book so expensive!3000 million for an artificial rockery?It's not that expensive for me to go to Desolate Star to dig one myself!Is this rockery made of diamonds?
Tesla kindly explained: "These artificial landscaping have undergone anti-radiation treatment and are suitable for the environment of any planet, so they will be more expensive."
Jing Jiayan gritted his teeth, "Forget it, there are mountains on our planet, so we don't need these fake ones... we can just plant some landscape flowers and trees!"
Tesla: ...
As expected of the boss, it's a buckle.
He opened the column of landscape trees, and Jing Jiayan took a look... and became irritable: "Why are trees so expensive! A tree is fifty thousand star coins? I only sell a medicinal plant for a few thousand! It is a tree that eats it. Will it live forever?"
Tesla: ...
He said cautiously, "Then...do you still want to buy it?"
Jing Jiayan remained silent with a sullen face, and continued to scribble across the page. Suddenly, a touch of green caught his attention.
He clicked on it, his eyes lit up, one seed is only five star coins?With the previous comparison, this is simply a free gift!And buy [-] get [-] free, rounding up means no money!
He patted the table: "Just buy this!"
Tesla looked at it, and was facing the big words "Vegetable seeds, directly from the manufacturer"
Tesla: "...But, don't we want landscape plants?"
Jing Jiayan calmly said: "Why is this not beautiful? Look at these vegetables, how beautiful they are when they bloom! And you can still eat them. It's so good!"
Tesla: "However, it seems that we don't have any hands left to farm?"
Their business has been getting better and better recently, and the few employees are so busy that they are flying.
Jing Jiayan waved his hand: "Isn't there still so many idle people eating for nothing! What a farmhouse experience project, let them all come and experience it!"
Tesla has to give the boss a thumbs up. If there is a competition for the empty-handed white wolf, you dare to recognize the second, and no one dares to recognize the first.
The vegetable seeds came quickly, and Jing Jiayan immediately organized a farm experience activity.
He circled a piece of land with wooden railings, then called all the team members, and said with a smile: "Guests have been on the planet for a long time, and I have been too busy recently and have not organized any activities. I am really sorry everyone! This time I tried my best Brainstorming and spending nearly [-] star coins (that is, [-]), I finally organized this farm experience event, so that everyone can experience the fun of farming and harvesting, everyone is happy!"
Very few people responded below.
Someone whispered: "There are also experience activities? Is this really a tourist star? Aren't we tool people for the boss to chase after people?"
Another person sneered and said, "Aren't you stupid? Don't experience activities allow us to be tool people?"
The man scratched his head, "That's right!" He looked back, and sure enough, his boss and the little boss who looked like a little vixen got together again.
A smile appeared in Si Xingyuan's eyes, "Is this what you said... building a landscape?"
Jing Jiayan said frankly: "The main style of Abandoned Star is natural and pure, and the vegetable garden is the most suitable."
I have to say, as far as Jing Jiayan's mouth is concerned, he has been wrong for years.
Si Xingyuan loved to listen to his nonsense, so he coaxed, "That's right."
The two were talking quietly, and next to them was Mu Xin who rolled his eyes.Recently, he was kicked by his boss to negotiate a contract with the film and television company, and he had to go out to farm the land in his busy schedule. When he was tired, he wanted to dig a hole for the pair of dogs and bury them before watering them.
In the midst of prosperity, Yunyun's voice suddenly sounded: "Brother——quickly get out of the way—"
When Jing Jiayan turned his head, he felt something flying over behind him, and he subconsciously wanted to hide to the side——
However, Si Xingyuan was faster than him. Sensing the danger approaching, Si Xingyuan instinctively pulled him into his arms.
Between hiding and protecting, the two bumped into each other, and they were still hugging tightly due to the relationship between movements... At this moment, the flying thing finally landed on the two of them: it was a golden silk thread, icy cold Cold, a bit like rice noodles.
The point is, the silk thread trembled on the two of them, and then disappeared, as if it was absorbed by the two of them!
Yunyun ran over on short legs, panting, "Brother, brother... yes, 櫰木... 櫰木 mutated..."
The corner of Jing Jiayan's mouth twitched, and he opened the system to check.
櫰木混格櫰情丝木: Great strength, that’s a setting that rough guys like. The so-called Shaomu’s feelings are always poetry, and 櫰情丝木 can tie lovers together so that they can never be separated again!What?You are not lovers yet?Oh, just tie it and tie it! (Note: The effect can last for three months.)
Jing Jiayan: ...
I will knock on the system!
Did mom hear you?
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