Movie star's apartment

1. Netherlands

Recently, a fan broke out an explosive news on Xiuche Bar - Mr. Qin and I, Archer, went to the Netherlands to register and get married!It is said that some Xiuche fans ran into Qin Xiu and Shen Che when they were traveling in the Netherlands. Thinking about the two going to the Netherlands together, what else would they do besides registering for marriage?Why can't I!However, this incident that made CP fans extremely excited was silent until one day someone dug up this post.

Master Qin tightened his grip: Why didn't it work out?Just waiting for their good news!

Archer squeezed Master Qin: I have a question, assuming we get married, who is the husband and who is the wife?

Shen Che also has fans, don't you guys make it: I think I probably guessed why I couldn't get married...

Master Qin tightened his grip: Then HUSBAND and HUSBAND!

Mole of tears on the tip of my heart: Even if it is HUSBAND and HUSBAND, Mr. Qin must be the number one HUSBAND!

Archer squeezed Master Qin: I probably also know why it didn't work out...

Polar Bear's Dog: What's the matter!Anyway, Archer will compromise!Sooner or later!

2. Shen Che

Shen Che: Why is your account wrong with mine? Didn't I already pay 130 yuan?Why pay 500 yuan?

Qin Xiu: There is interest.

Shen Che: It's not written in the contract!

Qin Xiu: Because this is common sense.

Shen Che: Your interest rate is too high!I am there 24 hours a day to repay such a high interest rate. I might as well have borrowed a loan shark!

Qin Xiu [leaning]: Why didn't you borrow it?

Shen Che [sitting down on the sofa]: You are avenging public affairs!I won't let you put your name on the front!

Qin Xiu: It doesn't matter, without that book, we still have the relationship between creditor and debtor, landlord and tenant.

Shen Che [struggling inside]: Forget it, just write his name behind him, what a big deal, write it down and pay off the debt in one go, and be free from now on! ... I can't rely on it. It's a pleasure to sell my self-esteem for a while, but I regret it!

Qin Xiu: Have you figured out how to pay off the debt?

Shen Che [thought for a while, blushing]: Well, does the [-] yuan you said before still count?

Qin Xiu [Inner OS]: All right, Shen Che, I never thought you could think of this trick. Does two million and eighty thousand mean one hundred and four nights? !Damn, this proposal is actually very attractive, but I don't want him to pay back the money...

3. An Jiamian

An Jiamian: What are you looking at?

JASON: Shen Che's Weibo.

An Jiamian [leaning on the back of the chair]: What did he write?

JASON: Bad money, bad money, bad money!

An Jiamian [frowned]: What about the previous one?

JASON: Bad money, bad money, bad money!

An Jiamian [frowned]: The previous one?Still short of money? !

JASON: ...Why don't you read the second page.

An Jiamian [impatient]: You just call him when he is short.

JASON: Send him money directly?

An Jiamian [thought for a while]: Wait a minute, I'll draw up a loan contract...

JASON: ...

4. Qin Xiu

Qin Xiu [Big Shock]: Where did you get the money?

Shen Che [refreshing]: I'm sorry, but you forced me to use the trump card!

Xiaohua sat on the sofa with dull eyes.

Shen Che [changed his clothes proudly and went to play basketball, stood at the door and looked back at the school beauty on the sofa, his heart OS]: This look is really distressing... [Patting face] No way!This guy just can't get used to it!I went to play basketball!

5. Helan Ba

He Lanba: Damn school belle, you are so sick!Don't turn on a light to scare people to death!

Kai Molong [goes downstairs]: Xiaolan, do you have time?

Helanba: There is still time to say a few words.

Kai Molong: It's rare that you gave me a gift, and you want to return a gift or something. Is there anything you want?

Helan Ba ​​[can't remember what gift he gave, but]: Hit a BMW X5 once.

Kai Molong [smiles]: Sure, what are you going to hit with?

Helan Ba ​​[Inner OS]: Damn it can't!Kill the enemy three hundred and lose one thousand! [Coughing] You just need to give back a few salutes, I'm not a money worshiper.Oh, by the way, I'm going to write a very pretentious plot in the script now. A group of local tyrants drink wine. Is the 82-year-old Lafite enough to be pretentious?

Kai Molong [puts on a tie and prepares to go out]: Do you have to be very pretentious?

He Lanba: You have to be very pretentious. To put it bluntly, this film is to teach people how to be pretentious. You are an expert in this area!

Cameron: Thank you for the compliment, you just need to write that they drink the noble rot wine of Lusalus.

Helanba entered the room satisfied.

6. Olderun

Ou Tianwang, who frantically reads H comics: Damn, there are actually high-quality H comics!These fans are really against the sky!Huh?What's going on? Why is the screen black? !Wow!What's this? !

——If you have time to watch these messes, it’s better to hone your acting skills. By O’Gerlen’s number one fan——

Clothes! Y; not convinced! N

O'Zhelun: I refuse to accept it! !

——Then I’m sorry, as your number one fan, it is necessary to urge you to live a positive life every day, and now you have one last chance——

I regret! Y; die without regret! N

O'Zhelun: I will die without regret! !

After clicking the button to die without regret, the computer suddenly shut down and restarted automatically. Ou Tianwang watched in amazement that the restarted computer started to connect to the Internet automatically, loaded a lot of inexplicable things, and within a few minutes his high-H comic desktop was gone It has become a big platter of actor Marlon Brando, Will Smith, singer Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake and so on.

O'Zhelun [slapping the keyboard and mouse frantically]: Is this a magic horse or a magic horse? !I don't want to see these muscular foreign devils!Give me back manga!

10 minute later.

Ou Tianwang glanced at "Actor's Self-Cultivation", "Performance Psychology", "Study on Shakespeare's Drama", "Singer Secrets: Performance, Audition and Rehearsal", and a lot of movie concert videos on the left side of the screen, angrily Turned off the computer: What kind of fan of Lao Tzu is this? ! ! !

7. Repair

Ten o'clock that night.

Shen Che: Qin Xiu! !Return the card I gave you this afternoon!hurry up!

Qin Xiu: What's wrong?

Shen Che: I rely on my brother, it really tricks me!The interest is higher than yours! ...Hey, you don't want to pay me back, do you...

Qin Xiu: No, but you can change it.

after an hour.

Qin Xiu pouted and looked at the naked curly-haired youth lying on the bed and sleeping soundly: Your brother is really my own brother.

Qin Xiaohua, who rolled over and slept happily, put the bank card on Curly's buttocks~

——The daily life of movie stars is over, thank you for watching——