Movie star's apartment

Small theater N is ~~

"Brother's Heart"

God: Juanjuan, I heard that you made a wish to me, hoping to understand your brother's heart, right?

Juanjuan [wagging tail excitedly]: Bark! (Yes Yes!)

God: These books record all your brother's mental journey and complaints since he was born, but there are too many books, so I will give you his mental journey in the past three years, and you can understand him after reading it.

Juanjuan looked at the one hundred and eight tomes piled up in front of him like the Empire State Building, and fainted...

"School Flower"

School beauty: I don't believe anyone can abuse me. [glances at the golden retriever dog sprawled at his feet] Can you?

Juanjuan [rolling and showing cuteness and hugging thighs]: Wang!Master I love you!

Director & Girls: A worthless guy...

"Dead Beggars"

Juanjuan [pounces over]: Wang!I want to heal you!

Film King [kicks away]: Fuck you!

Juanjuan [rolled on the ground and then rolled over]: Wang!Let me heal you!

"The Serf Turns Out to Be the Master"

Juanjuan: Do you admit your mistake and apologize? !

Xiaohua (turning back coldly): Who taught you this?

Juanjuan (kneeling on the ground and not daring to get up): ...

The Tale of the Giant Teddy

Giant Teddy: Emma found a beauty today, but before I tasted it, the golden retriever disturbed my beauty. Why are golden retrievers so powerful now?Alas, the saddest thing about Xiong Sheng is this.

"Girlfriend's Personal Freedom"

Xiaohua: I have never interfered too much with my girlfriend's personal freedom.

(Aunt of the Neighborhood Committee: The school flower, your dog has gone to Mr. An’s house next door again!)

Juan [Lying on the ground aggrievedly with tail crossed]: Aww... isn't it always non-interfering with my personal freedom? ?

School girl [angry]: You are not a girlfriend!You are a pet!

Juanjuan: ...Then can you pamper me?

"play games"

An Hedgehog played games with Juanjuan, and the school beauty insisted on squeezing in.

Xiaohua: I want to play together too!

Hedgehog: This game can only be played by two people.

School beauty [thumps the table angrily]: I don't care!I want to play together!

"Special Rewards (No viewing under 18 years old)"

Juanjuan discovered the weakness of Xiaohua, and bit her tail happily. It is not a dream to want to kiss her master in the future!Just yell "Wow, woof, woof! Master, I like you!" Juanjuan yelled 99 times in one day, won 99 kisses from his master, and finally yelled again, making up a hundred!Then……

Juanjuan: Aww!Why are you eating cucumbers again? !

School flower: Accumulate 100 "Master, I like you", and the reward will be fed cucumber once by the master.

Juanjuan: Aww, I didn't say it earlier...

"Cute Pet Mood Diary"

Spoiled curls listlessly lying on the floor Inner OS:

——Today, the master didn't have a good morning kiss, and couldn't eat breakfast...

——The master didn't kiss goodnight today, and couldn't sleep...

——Today, the master didn't comfort the kiss, and didn't want to take a bath...

——The master didn't encourage kissing today, and he didn't even want to lift his legs when he pissed...

"Connotation School Flowers"

Cameron: What are you looking for?

Helan Ba: Ah!found it!There was a magnitude [-] earthquake in Osaka last night, no wonder we felt it strongly last night!

"An Jiamian is Shen Che's elder brother"

He Lanba [supporting glasses]: Is this a genetic mutation?

O'Zhelun: Shen Er is a defective product of their family!

Kai Molong: No wonder An Jiamian kept secret about having such a younger brother.

Helanba & O'Zhelun & Cameron: Understandable.

"The Story of the Sea Soul Heavy Machine (Connotation 18X)"

Sea Soul Heavy Machine: Huh?What are they doing on top of me?Why do you feel that the back is so hot? Hey, the headlights are on, why are they off again?The rear lights are on, why are they off again? ? 55555, do you want to drive or not, I feel so uncomfortable...

"Meet the in-laws"

Xiaohua: Come on, father, come on, mother, this is my golden retriever, Juanjuan.

Juanjuan: Woof!woof! (Good morning, father! Good morning, mother!)

Father on & Mother on [Shocked]: How does it call our father on mother? !

Xiaohua: It's not important...

"Who Attacks Who Receives"

Juanjuan [excited]: Wang!Master, look! "Although Juanjuan lost to the school beauty in terms of height, wrist strength, and size in this battle, his fearless attitude showed us what is meant by aggressiveness!!!!"

School belle: The height, wrist strength and size are all lost, and the attitude is considered a bird.

Juanjuan [drops his ears and lies down]: ...

"The Shameful First H"

Do you know what shameful things you are doing!

Juanjuan [grievance]: I know!I feel so ashamed!

Xiaohua: Do you still feel ashamed to let you be on top?

Juanjuan: If so...

School Belle: You hypocritical fellow.

"Accidentally Shaved Curly Curly"

Juanjuan: Wang!Wang!

Xiaohua [opens the door, shocked]: Why is this golden retriever with a naked body swollen? !Get out, it's so ugly that it can't belong to my family!

Juanjuan lay on the ground outside the cold windy door for a while, then stood up and started the journey to find the golden retriever.

The next day.

Juanjuan: Wang!Wang!

School Belle [opens the door, shocked]: Do you think I don't know you're a nude dog if you're wearing a bed sheet? !

Three days.

Juanjuan: Wang!Wang!

School beauty [opens the door, shocked]: Do you think I don't know you are a naked dog when you wear a Metersbonwe sweater? !

……

There is no happiness to speak of volume without volume.

"erotic"

Neighbor Aunt A: Oh, the school flower is not good, your family has hanged itself!With such a big dog hanging on the balcony, I thought it was drying its hair!

Neighbor aunt B: Can dogs hang themselves? !

Neighbor Aunt A: This is a suicide note!

There are two photos on the suicide note, one is the delicate and beautiful campus flower with a big heart drawn on it, and the other is the school flower in the shape of Osama bin Laden, with a big cross drawn on it sadly...

The author has something to say: In fact, without everyone’s enthusiastic comments, the director would not be able to think of these jokes~~