this messed up world

Before the clerk could speak, a colorful toucan immediately answered Milu's words on the stand next to the counter.

"Hello Eve, shut up!" The clerk smiled awkwardly and cursed at the bird.

"His name is Ifu?" Milu asked, a very precious monster. Although the forest of monsters is in the south, there has never been such a monster.

"Well, the monster toucan from Tivoli is the pet of our boss Buck. He has a cheap mouth, so ignore him."

"You are cheap! Ga! Ive is the most handsome bird! Ga! The biggest bird! Ga!" Eve yelled at the clerk while walking on the stand with her big wings spread wide.

"Hi Ive! I won't give you worm pills if you're hindering business!" the male clerk shouted.

"Insect pills! Give me worm pills! Otherwise, I'll imitate your barking in Buck's room, ahhhhhh~ so cool!"

"Pfft!──" Miru laughed.

Ufa rolled his eyes.

This bird actually revealed the secrets of the clerk for food.

The clerk's face was flushed from the noise, and in a fit of anger, he took a cloth towel and tied up Ive's big mouth.

"Ga! Save driver! Save driver! Gachhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Because Afu's good bird's feet were buckled and tied to the bracket by a thin chain, the left flashed and right flashed wings were discharged. Bind the beak.

The world is quiet.

In order to quickly skip this embarrassment, the clerk took Miru and Ufa to one of the areas in the store, "Here are some products of Warcraft that are unique to the northern Alte continent. Snow fur beasts are relatively expensive riding beasts. It is a rare beast that can be domesticated above the middle level, and the snow fur beast likes this kind of snack." The clerk picked up a large bag of snacks that were also made into balls.

"Snacks? Is there no food?" Miru took the pack of snacks and squeezed some to try. The clerk looked at Miru's movements in surprise.

Ufa didn't have time to stop Miru, so he raised his eyebrows and stared.

"Well, not bad, sweet, with honey, and slightly sour dried fruit, what kind of dried fruit...it tastes like plum meat?" Miru began to disassemble the food with his sense of taste, "...and Xipu meat , This should be dried and ground meat powder and something... This kind of spice is very special, I have never tasted it before... It has a grassy smell mixed with a cool feeling, not mint... I have never tasted this kind of spice."

The male clerk's eyes widened in surprise, because Miru hadn't guessed the last spice, and he had almost told the recipe of this World of Warcraft snack, which is more expensive than human food.

"Crack, crack! It's amazing, our family's unique formula has been cracked." A man with good looks clapped his hands and walked over. The probing ability lost to Ufa.

"Boss?! When did you come back?" The male clerk was pleasantly surprised.

Oh, this is Buck, the owner of the pet riding supply store who kept that funny bird, and has an affair with the male clerk.

Miru looked at Buck, and went through the information he had just obtained along the way in his mind.

"I came here when Ive was making a fuss just now, and I made the two guests laugh. This clerk, Chris, is my lover. He also made the snow fur animal snacks you tried. I hope you can keep it a secret." Buck said to Miru blinked his right eye.

"No problem, Chris is very good. The food eaten by humans is even worse than this magical beast snack. You are very talented. Why don't you change it to human food?" But it is the food of Warcraft.

"Thank you. I can only cook monster food. Human food is very difficult." Chris waved his hand shyly.

"Have you tried it?"

"Tried." Chris smiled wryly, "nearly poisoned Buck."

"It's a pity, okay! I'll buy a few packs of these snacks. Do you have any recommendations for snow fur beast food?" Milu can understand, there are also those kinds of animal food that are very good, and it's confusing to replace them with human food. of.

"Snow fur beasts eat too much, I suggest you make barbecues for them if you catch them on the road! Dry food is not cost-effective, and you may have to find a way to transport it." When it comes to profession, Chris speaks eloquently Talk, it can be seen that Buck loves him very much, and when Chris talks, he looks at his face gently and lovingly.

"Is there any saddle?" Ufa seldom asked, and Miru would only ask about food after chatting.

"For two?" Seeing Ufa nodding, Chris pulled Buck to another location.

"When the snow fur beast stands, its back will be slightly tilted, so the design of the saddle will be one high and one low. What price do you want for the saddle? There are low, medium and high prices. The difference lies in the leather material and exquisite comfort."

Due to the different materials, the saddles that look a bit complicated also have different appearance colors. Miru touched them one by one, looked at Ufa, and didn't know how to choose.

"Which one is the most durable and comfortable?" Ufa patted Miru's head, and it was his turn to take the lead.

"It also needs to be able to describe the alchemy magic circle!" Miru suddenly thought, if he wants to strengthen the defense at that time, he can get it.

"Then this one, this one is the most expensive saddle, because it's made of snake skin, it's not smooth to the touch, but has a velvet texture, it's a bit thick and elastic, and it won't wear off after riding for a long time It hurts in the butt, but it is heavier, and the snake skin has high toughness and durability, so you can draw a magic circle on it, but I have never heard of anyone drawing a magic circle on the saddle, so you are an alchemist?" Chris asked Miru curiously after explaining a bunch.

"Well. Ufa, then we want this!" Miru looked over with questioning eyes.

Ufa picked up the heavy saddle with one hand, fumbled here and there, and nodded.

As for the weight, Miru can draw a magic circle to reduce the weight, so that it won't burden the snow fur beast.

When paying the bill, there were not enough gold coins, because the saddle was really expensive, and Ufa took out a third-order earth magic core to pay the bill. He originally took the fire magic core, because the boss Buck is a dual practitioner of fire, magic and martial arts. I discovered it through a tentative handshake. Unexpectedly, Buck asked him if he had an earth-type magician. Buck said that because Chris is a low-level and high-level earth-type magician, the earth-type magic core is very useful for him to practice and upgrade to an intermediate magician.

Ufa could see that Buck really loved Chris very much. With the same pampering mentality as he did to Miru, Ufa replaced it with a Tier [-] earth magic core for him.

Chris was very moved, but also very embarrassed, he walked aside and untied Ive's good beak.

"Eccentric! Ga! Buck is eccentric! Quack! Ahhh~"

There was a row of black lines on Buck's forehead, and he quickly threw a worm pellet to block Ive's good beak, for fear that it would continue to talk nonsense, although everyone knew what was going on.

Christo gave Milu two packs of snow fur beast snacks, because the third-order earth element magic core was already valuable, so he gave more because of the good faith business.