this messed up world

Simon was still skeptical at first, but when Miru finished explaining, he ate a piece of jerky and took another piece to bite. He couldn't help it. The taste of the jerky was really unforgettable. He was sluggish, so he turned his head and glared at Ali. He couldn't hold back his face, so he had to let Ali do this kind of shameless thing.

After Ali apologized to Miru and Ufa, he asked for the jerky back with a shy face, and hurriedly waved his hand and left with Simon, feeling sorry for the jerky missing three yuan.

Miru put on a serious face, hugged Ufa after they left, buried his face in Ufa's generous chest, and laughed until he shed tears.

This time, even Ufa couldn't help it, touching Milu, who laughed so hard that his ears turned into plane heads, the corners of his mouth also raised at an angle, and his eyes were full of endless smiles.

"Hey, you can't do this kind of immoral thing often, or what will you do if you laugh yourself to death?" Miru wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, thinking of a group of sausage-mouthed mercenaries, he started laughing again.

I’m sure it’s edible, but there will be this big mouth side effect after eating. Ali doesn’t care about it, and continues to eat with Simon. Anyway, the mouth is swollen, and they don’t care about the face. They just suffer from the caravan staff who are with them. Everything has to be discussed with Ali face to face, and now it has become a profile, otherwise you will laugh so much that you can't talk at all.

After confirming that the jerky was not poisonous, the mercenaries were relieved. Everyone was planning to grab Ali's bag of jerky, but when they saw the sausage mouth of their own, they began to laugh at each other, and the atmosphere of the whole caravan became very tense. Well, because everyone has a smile on their face.

Until the next day when they finally came to Tasin City, the caravans with cramped smiles lined up to enter the entrance of Tasin. The guards were stunned at the sausage mouths of the entire row of mercenaries, and began to hold back their laughter, but One of them couldn't help asking, "Does your mercenary group only recruit mercenaries with big mouths? I have a brother who is born like this. He is excluded everywhere, but he has good abilities. He is a B-level mercenary, a mid-to-high-level swordsman." Sergeant, he has been a freelance mercenary for several years, I wonder if he can interview your captain?"

"Pfft..." Miru, who finally stopped laughing, heard this, and immediately turned around and lay on Ufa's chest, scratching Ufa's chest with both hands, holding back his smile so that his face was distorted.

Ufa flicked Miru's forehead with his fingers, "Don't laugh, my stomach hurts when I laugh."

In fact, it is already very painful now, otherwise Miru would have laughed out loud.

The corner of Ali's mouth twitched, although it looked like a jiggling sausage, but it also deeply expressed his speechlessness.

Can this recruit mercenaries?And the grades are not bad!

Turning his head to look at his second-in-command Simon, seeing two sausages hanging on Simon's handsome appearance, he immediately laughed again. He still couldn't get used to seeing Simon's usual dignified and smart appearance turned into such an honor.

Ali's smile was immediately served by Simon's staff.

"What are you laughing at! You are not the same!"

Ali asked the doorman to find the freelance mercenary with a big mouth to come to the hotel where they were about to settle down for an interview, and if there was no problem, he would accept it.

Although their mercenary group is not really loud, they have a good temperament and will not discriminate against facial blemishes.

However, that was Ali, the old king who sold melons and boasted. If you ask Milu, Milu will say that Ali's mercenary group is narrow-minded and small-minded.Who told them to taunt the two free mercenaries along the way, and wait until later to change their attitude because of the jerky, which is simply soft-spoken.

In any case, this jerky can change the atmosphere of getting along with each other, which is very good for Frey and the caravan owner, but it hurts their stomachs, and everyone laughs until their muscles ache and their mouths cramp.

Although some people in the caravan wanted to try the jerky so delicious that Ali and the others could eat it all the way regardless of the side effects, they were stopped by Frey and the caravan owner.

Their eyes said, you don't want the people in the caravan to die laughing, do you?

That group of big-mouthed mercenaries is enough to make people laugh. If this kind of thing happened to acquaintances, wouldn't it be even more ridiculous?