[Crossing the Farm] The witch doctor rises up

As the youngest, most beautiful and single woman of the Youhe Tribe, Lihua thinks she deserves the best man.

And because after the men and women of the Youhe Tribe paired up, they could only be one-on-one, and could no longer have sex with other people... or even flirt.So even though Pear Blossom had many good suitors, she did not agree to one of them and form a family with him.

She always felt that she deserved better.

While she was waiting, Wu Di—this man who was different from the men in the tribe and all the men Li Hua had ever seen appeared.

It's not clear how Wu Di is better than these men...or both are good, all in all, she thinks that if the other party is Wu Di, it seems pretty good to just spend the rest of her life with him.

In this era, almost everyone does not know how to beat around the bush.Just like Lihua feels that she has a crush on Wu Di, then she will not put on airs, but will voluntarily approach Wu Di and find opportunities to get along with Wu Di—of course, because she is still a woman after all, so she must It is also impossible for her to say "I have fallen in love with you and want to sleep with you for the rest of my life".

However, Lihua believes that her actions are enough for Wu Di to understand her meaning.If he is also interested in her, she will not stop taking action-for this, Lihua firmly believes that Wu Di will confess to herself-after all, she is the best woman in the Youhe tribe!

It's just that Lihua never imagined that she didn't wait for this confession, but someone else snatched it from her!

No, I must have been thinking about it, although I couldn't convince myself, Lihua still mustered up the courage to ask Wu Di——I don't want to hear that she doesn't give up!

******

Wu Di saw that although Gong turned his back to this side, but the pair of animal ears on the top of his head had been erected for a long time, obviously "eavesdropping", he couldn't help but smile in his heart, but his face remained calm: "Ah, we're together."

"Together?!" Bai Xiao exclaimed in a low voice, and then he was a little confused, "You... when?"

"Just last night." After that, Wu Di ignored the distraught Li Hua and walked towards Gong - after all, he really didn't have any other special feelings for Li Hua, and it would be better to coldly refuse than to persuade him gently.

Seeing that Wu Di just dropped this sentence dryly, and didn't say anything else, Lihua looked even more sad.Several other women met and didn’t know what to say—they all had a good impression of Wu Di, but suddenly Wu Di found a man instead of a woman, and this person was Gong... To be honest, I feel It's not that complicated.

At this time, they really looked at Gong without any prejudice, and found that apart from the pair of animal ears, Gong was actually very good.

Although his appearance is not masculine enough, he looks very pleasing to the eye and comfortable.Although the physique is not very strong, but the muscles are well-proportioned and the figure is slender. In time, he will definitely become another good object in the hearts of women.

Woo!It's a pity that it was taken away by a man!

Gong originally felt a little joy in his heart after hearing what Wu Di said to Lihua, but before he could let go of the curved corner of his mouth, he saw Wu Di walking over, feeling like being "caught" for a moment Feeling guilty, the indifference he just pretended disappeared immediately: "Uh, that..."

Before he finished speaking, Gong's nose suddenly moved, and then he approached Wu Di: "You seem to have some kind of smell..."

what? !

Smell! ?

Could it be the smell?Sweat or something?

For a while, Wu Di was embarrassed, and quickly raised his hand to sniff: "No...no..."

"..." Gong saw that although Wu Di was calm on the face, there was a bit of panic in his eyes - when did he see Wu Di behave like this, and he felt a sense of joy in his heart - after all, this is Wu Di It will be shown in front of yourself.But he still held back and approached Wu Di, and sniffed him: "Well... there is no such thing on the clothes, but there is... not a bad smell..."

Seeing Wu Di heard the last sentence he said, he couldn't help but relax, and respectfully said: "It's a bit like..." After thinking for a while, Gong showed an expression of sudden realization, "It's a bit like the smell of burning fire!"

In fact, Wu Di has always had an idea—would he think that although Gong just has a pair of furry animal ears on the outside, in fact, he has many beast habits inside.

For example, better eyesight, faster running speed, more sensitive hearing and... now the sense of smell.

However, Wu Di is not troubled by having these "extraordinary" physical characteristics, but feels a kind of pride - look at his lover, how amazing!

Therefore, Wu Di has no doubts about Gong's saying that he has a "smell of fire".

Of course, now is not the time for Wu Di to be self-indulgent and complacent.After hearing the smell of "fire" on Gong Cheng's body, he was just a little surprised-how could his skin have that smell?

Before Wu Di thought about this question for a second time, the monkey went ashore with a "squeak" - after all, he was not as good at water as those adults, but after five or six dives, he had no more strength, and even more Needless to say, the lotus root was dug out in the slimy but actually "trapped" mud.

In order to avoid his own confession here, the monkey could only reluctantly watch another fierce plunge, and he could only swim to the shore.

The monkey is not as secretive as Wu Di, so when it comes out of the water, it is naked, like a slippery loach.The monkey didn't care that his little bird was exposed in front of others—especially a few women—and shook the water off his head like a small animal.

At this time, Gong's nose moved again: "Hey, monkeys also have that smell."

"What's the smell?" Monkey and Wu Di said at the same time, and then Wu Di directly grabbed the monkey and smelled it on the other's head—uh, there's nothing wrong...wait? !

fire?

combustion?

sulfur?

A series of equations suddenly appeared in Wu Di's head, which made him fall into thinking.

"What, what's the matter?" Monkey was a little startled by Gong's words, but seeing Wu Di's expression now, he was even more frightened——why does Brother Wu Di have those strange behaviors? move?Why does Brother Wu Di look so ugly?Is there something wrong with him?

Wuwuwu, don't do it, he has been a good showman for a long time, even if Lord Heshen didn't give him special treatment, he shouldn't punish him, right?Could it be that... I made the Lord River God angry with those slanders, so the Lord River God punished me just now in the water?

Ah!

Really...

terrible!

The monkey was so frightened by his brain supplements that his face turned pale, and he almost couldn't stand upright—it can only be said that brain supplements are not a disease, and the seizures are fatal.

While the monkey was thinking wildly, another person came out of the water with a "crash".Wu Di patted the monkey on the shoulder, then turned his head: "Gong, does Datou have that smell?"

Gong walked over, stood still a few steps away from Datou (Wu Di was jealous and forbade him to come closer), and was silent for a while: "Yes."

"Really..." Wu Di's complexion became more serious.He suddenly grabbed Gong's wrist, and strode towards the pond, "Gong, does this water have any strange smell?"

Gong squatted down and stirred the water with his hands, then put his fingers on the tip of his nose and sniffed, then lowered his head and sniffed on the water—although he didn't understand what was wrong, but seeing Wu Di's expression was not good , he was naturally infected with a bit of nervousness: "Yes, it smells exactly the same as you and the monkey.

"Has it tasted like this before?"

"I didn't seem to smell it before... Speaking of which, the river outside our tribe also had this smell some time ago, but only for one day, and then it recovered..." Gong Jian Wu Di's face is getting worse and worse , I couldn't help but raise my heart, "Wu Di, what's the problem?"

"What's the problem?" Wu Di hooked the corners of his mouth helplessly, "I hope there's nothing wrong, but I'm not sure..." Turning his head to look at the lotus roots piled up like hills on the bank, Wu Di hurriedly greeted Because I saw the harvest, I drove them more and more vigorously in the water to call it a day.

******

After going ashore, everyone ate a few lotus roots and took a rest, then began to pack them with lotus leaves, while the women picked lotus flowers to dress up—including pear blossoms.After all, although she is broken in love, it doesn't mean she can't dress up.

"What's going on?" Kai wiped the water off his body with the animal skin clothes, then stretched them out, shook them and wrapped them around his waist.

"It's nothing, it's just that the lotus root we dug is enough for the people of the tribe to eat. And this lotus root can only be eaten fresh, and we can dig it when there is not enough lotus root."

Now there is only one vague idea in Wu Di's mind, which has not yet formed, so it is hard to say even if it is Gong, let alone someone other than Gong.

Hearing what Wu Di said, everyone else became excited—yes, this is a bumper harvest!

Watching the crowd busily carrying lotus roots back to the tribe, Gong and Wu Di followed behind with a handful of thick lotus roots wrapped in lotus leaves.

"Woo Di, what did you see just now? Why do you look so...uh, worried?" Ever since the relationship between the two of them changed, Gong was still at a disadvantage when facing Wu Di, but as a "Lover", he also knows how to express his thoughts under Wu Di's suggestion, instead of thinking wildly in his heart.

"I was just thinking...the smell of sulfur in the water is not a good omen." Before leaving, Wu Di asked Gong to help him sniff the source water hidden in the grass - and found that it also smelled of sulfur —Of course, in Gong’s words, it’s “the smell of fire”—and it’s stronger than the smell in the lotus pond.

This couldn't help but remind him of the omen before some very serious natural disaster was about to appear.

"sulfur?"

"Well... Speaking of which, Gong, is there a taller mountain near the tribe? Or a mountain with a shape like..." Wu Di originally wanted to draw a shape for Gong, but it was inconvenient to hold things in his hands. , so I could only stretch out my foot and scratch it on the ground——Wu Di, whose toe was accidentally "stabbed" by a sharp small stone, turned his head and thought silently, let's fiddle with the straw sandals first.

"This... I haven't seen it, but there is one in the mountains, but it's far away from our tribe. I heard that the mountain is quite close to the Bu people, but I haven't seen it, so I don't know much about it. .”

"Is that so..." If I remember correctly, a good girl from the Bu nationality once said that they were "wrathed by the mountain god" this year...

At that time, Wu Di only thought that maybe it was because they didn't pay attention to vegetation protection, but it seems...it's not that simple.

By the way, good girl and they also said that there was acid rain in their place...

Acid rain, sulfurous water...

"What's the matter, Wu Di? Your expression looks so scary!" Gong couldn't free his hands, so he could only look at him worriedly.

"No, it's okay... I just remembered something." After a pause, Wu Di leaned into Gong's ear and whispered, "I'll tell you when we get back."

Gong was itchy by Wu Di's breath, and his face was a little red.

The monkey who was kicked and jumping in front of him turned his head and laughed, "Hey hey hey hey hey", "Brother Wu Di! Congratulations! Would you like us to help you bring your lotus root back? You should go to the nearby area to solve it first." !"

In primitive society, apart from eating, survival and offspring are the only things, so there is no such thing as "dating" between men and women. Basically, they see each other, and then say a few nice words to each other, and they can be pulled directly to the bed ...the turf is rolling.

So it's no wonder that the monkey directly let Wu Di and Gong go "straight to the finish line".

However, Hou Zi, a boy in his early ten years, said such words, which really made these two people who are still in the KISS state feel that it is not normal... they need to clean up.