[Crossing the Farm] The witch doctor rises up

Wu Di never thought that there is such a large lotus pond near the Youhe Tribe!

As far as the eye can see, there are all waxed green lotus leaves and pink lotus flowers, swaying gently in the breeze, picturesque.

However, in the eyes of the only two viewers, Wu Di and Houzi, this beautiful scenery is only left with the words "lotus root", "lotus root" and "lotus root" repeated endlessly.

Although it's a lotus pond, Wu Di didn't dare to go down so rashly—who knows how deep the water is, when the time comes, it's too late to cry if he plunges down and fills his nose with mud.

So Wu Di asked the monkey to drag some vines over, and he sharply whittled a wooden stick—making the stick as straight as possible, then made a groove on one end of the stick, tied the vines, and straightened the stick. Drop straight into the water.

After the wooden stick could no longer go down—probably hit mud or stones, in short, it was at the bottom—after that, Wu Di pulled the wooden stick back, and briefly measured the length of the wetted part of the wooden stick with his arm. Then I made a rough calculation, it was about [-] meters to [-] meters deep, that is to say, I would not hit my head if I turned my head down.

With this psychological preparation, Wu Di let the monkey watch from the side first, then took off his whole body and did some preparatory exercises before stabbing him down.

Before the monkey could react, he saw Wu Di go into the water with a blunt "gudong", he was taken aback for a moment, and then wanted to raise his voice and shout.But as soon as he opened his mouth, he remembered Wu Di's request, and quickly covered his mouth, staring at the water without blinking.

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Swimming in a lotus pond is not a wise choice, Wu Di opened his eyes and tried to dive down.

Because there are layers of lotus leaves, it is dark and unclear underwater.In addition, as soon as the mud was touched, the water became muddy all of a sudden, so Wu Di had to close his eyes and fumble around.

Fortunately, this time is not the season of lotus root production, but it is probably because no one has thought that there is something to eat in it for many years, so after holding back for a while, Wu Di quickly touched a hard, round lotus root. Huhu and long things.

Wu Di completely forgot to consider that there might be water snakes inside—but fortunately, there were really none—he was overjoyed, and hurriedly sank down even harder, throwing away all the mud nearby, and hurriedly Pull out the piece of lotus root.

At this time, there was not much air in Wu Di's lungs, so he didn't take a closer look at what the lotus root in his hand looked like, so he used his hands and feet to prepare to surface.

The monkey has been waiting by the pond for a long time-because Wu Di has been in the water for too long.Although everyone in the tribe "sinks" more or less because they rely on the river for food, even the most "sinks" only for a while, and Wu Di has been in the water for a long time.

Monkey couldn't help thinking about Wu Di's various ways of death—it wasn't that he was thinking about it on purpose, but that the facts were really worrying.

So when he heard the sound of water "crashing", he jumped up immediately - if it wasn't for the pond in front of him, he almost rushed over directly: "Brother Wu Di! Brother Wu Di, are you okay!"

Wu Di touched his face, shook the water from his hair, and casually agreed, "It's okay!" Then he looked down at the lotus root in his hand—it was white and fat, and it was bigger than the ones he had bought before. Big... Speaking of which, he found that whether it was mushrooms, fish or other prey here, they all seemed to be quite big...

However, this shows that it is durable!

Thinking of the smell of lotus root, Wu Di found a reason for himself "to confirm the authenticity", washed it directly with the water in the pond, and then broke off a small section and chewed it in his mouth - well, it was crispy, sweet and rich The juice is indeed lotus root.

The monkey has sharp eyes. After seeing that Wu Di was fine, the little worry was thrown away, and when he saw Wu Di stuffing something into his mouth to eat, and the lotus root looked white and tender, his saliva immediately came down : "Brother Wu Di, give me a taste too!"

Wu Di saw that the monkey was not far away from him, so he directly raised his hand and threw the lotus root in the direction of the monkey: "It's all for you! Go to the tribe and call someone."

The monkey took the lotus root and took a big bite: "Wow, it's delicious! Well, I know Brother Wu Di, I'll go right away!" Then, the monkey stuffed two or three more bites into his mouth.

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When the monkey ran back to the tribe, he met the hunting team in the tribe coming back—I don’t know if it was blessed by the river god these days. When they go out before dawn, they can meet all kinds of prey, such as There are herds of wildebeest and antelope, so they will return with a full load in no time.

The members of the hunting team in the tribe work in shifts. Today, Bai's older brother happened to be among them. When he saw his brother coming back, Bai ran up to meet him: "Brother! What did you catch today?"

"Caught a horse today! It was Hui who caught us by lassoing us with stone ropes!" Liang Liang said.

Stone rope is a kind of weapon made of stone. The stone is polished into a ball shape, a groove is made in the middle, and then tied with animal skin strips or vines - one at each end - when it encounters a fast running Throw bison and wild horses, and the stone ropes will entangle their legs, and they will not be able to run fast, so that others can pounce on the prey.

Hearing that her elder brother was a "hero", little Bai's eyes lit up: "Wow, brother, you are so amazing!" Look at her brother, even if he was injured, he is still a warrior of the tribe one!

A few women beside him looked at the young and handsome Hui with admiring eyes.

Seeing the gray heartthrob (...), the monkey who just ran back curled his lips—hmph, what a big deal, I will be even stronger than him when I grow up!What's so great about him catching a horse? He and Brother Wu Di also found a lotus root!

He completely forgot that he hadn't done anything from the beginning to the end except to be anxious.

Thinking of this, the monkey deliberately "coughed" twice. Seeing that the laughing crowd focused their attention on him, he took out a piece of white and fat lotus root with a few tooth marks on it.

Ignoring the tooth marks with a guilty conscience, the monkey said loudly: "Look everyone, this is the lotus root! It is the thing under the big pink flower that Brother Wu Di said! Brother Wu Di asked me to come over and ask everyone if you would like to Follow me to touch the lotus root!"

Seeing the strange looking thing in vain, a group of people "hula" all around: "Oh? What kind of lotus root is this?"

"It looks so weird!"

"But the color is beautiful!"

"Why is there a mark on it?"

"Monkey, did you eat it?"

"Oh, did you eat it? How is it poisonous? Is it delicious?"

"I'm sure it's fine. Is it alright if you haven't seen the monkey? And if the envoy says you can eat it, you can eat it!"

"I also think it smells good!"

"Hey, monkey, you still have it, give me a taste!"

When the monkey saw that he was surrounded by so many women, but they all just stared at him... the lotus root in his hand, he immediately took two steps back: "What, this thing is only so small..." In fact, it was him Along the way, I couldn't help but eat half of it, "Everyone, go and eat it yourself, this is not enough..."

Having said that, he stared at Bai: "Hey, Bai, you are small and can't eat much, so I'll give you this."

Speaking in a disgusted manner, the monkey didn't notice Bai's black face after listening to the words, and passed the lotus root in his hand.It's a pity that Cheng Yaojin came out halfway, a big callused hand grabbed the monkey's wrist, and then the lotus root fell into the big hand: "Well, it's delicious, thank you monkey!"

Seeing that Kai was talking vaguely, while opening his bloody mouth (...) to chew, the monkey's anger burst out: "Thank you!" I said Do you want to eat it? !

It's a pity that before he could utter these words, he covered his mouth and handed the remaining half to his sister Lihua: "It's delicious."

Lihua broke the palm-sized lotus root into several pieces and shared them with the women present: "Wow, it's delicious."

"It's sweet! And... well, it's not bad at all!"

"I feel so comfortable in my mouth after eating this!"

"Well, I think so too!"

"Brother Wu Di really found this out of the water?" Bai still had some aftertaste.

"Yeah." The dedication was not done, and the monkey was drooping.

"Then let's look for it too! Didn't Brother Wu Di say he wants us to go? The patriarch also said it before!" Lihua said excitedly.

"Leave these to us men," Kai squeezed the monkey's cheek, "right?"

"Huh, of course!" Seeing this guy admitting that he is a "man", he let the past go!

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Although it is men who touch the lotus root, the women are not far behind—at least when the men are all in the water, they can help pack the lotus root on the shore!

By the time a group of people came to the pond, there were already more than a dozen complete lotus roots piled up on the bank.

"Where's Wu Di?" Gong was the only one among these people who didn't care about the lotus root.

"Is he underwater? Here, there!" When the monkey said, Wu Di just broke through the water, and the wet and long forehead hair was wetted by the water and stuck above the eyes, and the upper body with smooth lines and full of strength was in a piece. The lotus and lotus leaves are especially alluring.

At least those women who followed unabashedly exclaimed: "Wow, Wu Di has a good figure!"

"Yes, yes, they were all wrapped in animal skins before, so they couldn't be seen!"

"He looks good and has a good figure... Hey, you said his 'that root' is also big!"

"Oh, that's for sure!"

"Hey, it sounds like you've seen it before!"

"Ha, have you already seen it!"

Wu Di was far away, and didn't know that the women had already discussed from his upper body to his lower body. He wiped the water from his face and looked towards the shore.Among all the people, he saw Gong at a glance, couldn't help it, he raised a large piece of lotus root he just touched and waved it vigorously at Gong.

"Yeah! He's greeting me!"

"Go aside! It's me!"

"Stop arguing, he's looking in my direction!"

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

"Barbara Barbara..."

Listening to those women's unscrupulous arguments, I only feel black lines all over my head, but in this embarrassing emotion, there is also a trace of sourness-huh, Wu Di seems very popular, heh heh... …

Wu Di, who had already swam over with the lotus root, heard the voices of those women, and thought that instead of talking to them with spittle, it would be better to express it directly with actions.

Thinking of this, Wu Di didn't get out of the water, and directly greeted Gong to squat down, hooked the other party's neck and "tweeted" on his lips.

"..." The women seemed to be strangled by the neck, unable to say anything.

"Come down, I'll tell you how to do it." Wu Di didn't care about those women, put his lotus root in Gong's hand, and beckoned other men to go into the water.

Poor Gong blushed, and had to accept all kinds of attention gifts from everyone.

After Wu Di taught everyone how to get out the lotus root completely, he didn't soak in the water anymore, grabbed a large piece of lotus leaf and wrapped it around his lower body and landed on the shore, then hid behind a tree and changed into animal skin clothes ——His body is his private property (...), only his family can see it!

When Wu Di changed his clothes and came out, even the monkeys went into the water, except for Gong, there were only a few women on the shore.

Gong didn't know what was going on with those animal ears, and he felt uncomfortable whenever he got out of the water, so he stayed on the shore obediently—he had Woody anyway.

Gong was washing the excess mud on the lotus root with pool water, while other women kept looking back and forth between Wu Di and Gong.

In the end, it was Lihua who stepped forward first: "Well, you and Gong..."