[Crossing the Farm] The witch doctor rises up

Although Gong Shou is skinny, he is very muscular.

That's right, not only Gong, it should be said that men, women and children in the tribe all live in nature.Therefore, Gong naturally ran in the wild since he was a child.

Although sometimes I eat a little less meat, but the amount of exercise I should have has not dropped at all.

He looks thinner than his peers in the tribe, but his body is healthy.And after removing the beard that aged instantly, she looks pretty good—after all, heredity is there, and the women who can be found in the collection of patriarchs will naturally look the same—the whole group Pure natural "wild" boy.

Touch the skin, although it is not very delicate, but for men, this is not important.And the skin of young people is very elastic and firm... um...

Therefore, Wu Di originally wanted to rub the opponent's stomach to digest food—this guy was fooling around with a very serious face—but unconsciously, he started to circle and circle against the opponent's abdomen.

Gong was a little moved by Wu Di's intentions—although they are in a primitive society, and there are few scruples about cuddling and hugging, but Gong has never experienced such "intimacy" between people since he was a child. Therefore, if he didn't notice for a while, Wu Di's palm would be close to his belly.

But when Wu Di really touched it, Gong, who was a little at a loss because he felt the temperature of another person at the beginning, was quickly touched by Wu Di's callused palm... smiled: "Ha, haha , Hahaha... Wu Di let go... It's itchy..."

Wu Di stared blankly at Shang Gongxiao's tearful eyes, coughed in embarrassment, withdrew his hand, and turned to pick up a purple fruit: "Where did you find this grape?"

Monkey: Hey, hey, the topic has changed too abruptly!

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The reason why Wu Di was sure that it was a grape was because although the purple fruit was a little small in size and a bit blue in color, but after tasting it just now, it was pure grape flavor.

Wu Di has a female colleague who wholesales several boxes of grapes every year to make wine. Although the homemade wine is not as strong as the dry red wine sold outside, it has a special flavor.At that time, after drinking the wine brought by a female colleague in the office, several people asked about the production method. By the way, Wu Di also wrote down the production method of this wine-because it is very simple.

When he came to this primitive society, Wu Di didn't know if there was wine, but he remembered a documentary about primitive people that he had seen on the Science and Education Channel - it seemed that ancient people discovered millet (or rice) huh?) After being cooked for too long, I accidentally discovered the wine.So, in this period when meat is the main food and there is basically no trace of wheat and millet, there is probably no wine, right?

At least the Youhe tribe should not have any.

However, as Wu Di, who is not good at drinking, but likes to have a drink in his spare time, wine is very necessary - wine is not just for drinking.

"Gong discovered this." Because the monkey was overfed and couldn't move at all, it just rolled its eyeballs and said something.

"Gong, you are amazing, this is very useful." Wu Di stuffed one into his mouth, then peeled the skin and fed one to Gong.It must have been that Gong was always looking for other fruits to satisfy his hunger, so he discovered it—from the tone of the monkey, they had never eaten this fruit at all.

"..." It was all on the lips, and Gong was too embarrassed not to eat it.What surprised him was that he felt a little sour when he ate it before, so why is this one so sweet?

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After eating and resting enough, the three of them walked up the creek for about two hours.But when the leaves were removed and the blue crystal-like lake came into view, all three of them had only two words in their hearts - it was worth it.

There must be salt crystals next to the salt lake. Although it is inevitable that there will be mud and stones mixed in it, compared with the previous big white stones, it is already very good.

With a full load of animal skins, Wu Di wrapped the animal skins tightly, then twisted two vines as ropes, and tied them across his back: "Okay, we can go back."

Going back the same way, Gong picked a bunch of grapes with the leaves of an unknown big tree, while Wu Di and the monkey carried a few bunches of Guo Luhuang that had been hung on the branches and some were wilted by the wind—especially It was a monkey, almost completely submerged in yellow-green leaves and small yellow flowers, except for the pair of beady eyes that were exposed, the whole giant flower moved.

Because all three of them have plenty of hands, plus the possibility of gaining "huge", once the mood is relaxed, the vigilance is not so high.

When Gong's animal ears hidden under the shaggy hair suddenly moved, and he shouted "Be careful", he had already knocked the monkey into the air.

Wu Di, who didn't know what happened, the first reaction was not to look at the monkey that was knocked into the air, but to rush to Gong's side: "What's wrong with you... there is a snake?!"

Feeling tense, Wu Di couldn't care less about anything, and immediately pulled out a knife and chopped off the snake's head. He didn't even care to check if it was a poisonous snake, so he lowered his head on Gong's calf and started sucking.

When the monkey who was knocked into the air got up in a daze, Wu Di had already sucked a large pool of blood.

If the monkey hadn't seen the dead snake with its head moved, it would have screamed "Brother Wu Di, you actually drink human blood".

"Gong, do you feel unwell? Dizziness? Dizziness? Difficulty breathing? Body numbness?" After inhaling repeatedly several times, Wu Di finally calmed down, raised his head and asked a series of crackling questions.

In fact, when I was bitten by a snake on my leg just now, it hurt a little, but then the pain was startled by Wu Di's movements.

He never thought that Wu Di would suck something on his leg - after all, they are not like Wu Di, they all walk barefoot, their feet are not clean, and it is not sure whether there is a snake Toxic, if poisonous...

Before he had time to think about it, Gong saw Wu Di suddenly raised his head and asked himself worriedly.For some reason, Gong felt as if his whole body had been roasted in a fire—it wasn't hot, but his whole body was soft: "I, I'm fine..."

Hearing what Gong said, Wu Di frowned, and then went to check the snake he hacked to death——huh?Was it a non-venomous snake?

He turned his head and looked at the blood that had just been sucked out—well, it was all bright red, with no signs of blackening.

It seems that I was too flustered—after all, I have been running in the wild for so many years, why can't I calm down now?

Painful buttocks from the fall · Crowd · Monkey: "..." There are too many slots and he doesn't know where to start.

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In the end, Wu Di, citing Gong's massive blood loss (...) as the reason, insisted on half-supporting and half-embracing the person, and the giant flower monkey following them looked at the backs of the two with a face of "there is only one truth", and his heart was infinite Tangled.

However, at the edge of the forest outside the tribe, Gong insisted not to support Wu Di, and walked alone with the grapes he picked up—although he didn’t often appear in the tribe, he also knew that if the people in the tribe The envoy who saw them treated him like this... I guess I will be killed by all kinds of eyes.

After returning to the tribe, the "one" giant flower of the monkey immediately attracted the attention of the women who were tanning leather and sorting fruits outside.But because the monkey said that it was used by the gods to make medicine, those women didn't come over to pick one and put it on their heads or something, but immediately cast their eyes on Wu Di—ahem, on the one hand, they were listening to the other party's order "God's decree", on the one hand, is to look at handsome guys in a fair way~

Although Wu Di gets along pretty well with the female colleagues in the office, but looking at these women who wear very little... some even only wear a skirt around the lower body, Wu Di is still embarrassing.

See no evil, see no evil—Although Wu Di is also a man, in this environment, he absolutely has no interest in any male-female interest in these women who have children because of premature sex and long-term labor.

It's not as cute as Gong Ke... Ahem, I'm thinking wrong.

Briefly talked about the role of Guoluhuang, and then asked Lihua and Monkey to help assign people to clean up Guoluhuang. Wu Di put the salt aside, and took Wu Di back to the cave to deal with him with the medicine in his bag. injury.

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Carefully put the clay pots that had been dried in the shade into the ultra-small and crude kiln built with stones. Wu Di looked up and saw the patriarch who had returned from hunting was talking to Gong.

Wu Di originally thought that the two of them were father and son in contact, but they looked at themselves while talking, which made Wu Di a little confused.After a while, Gong and the patriarch seemed to have finished their conversation, and then they walked over one after the other.

"You still have injuries on your feet, sit there and rest first." Seeing that Gong was still limping a little, a small flame burst out in Wu Di's heart—really, there are more disobedient children Discipline discipline.

After getting along with him for the past few days, I know that Wu Di doesn't like others to refute his decision, so Gong just glanced at his father, and then obediently walked to the side of the big rock with the "crutch" that Wu Di made for him. Sit and "rest".

On the contrary, the patriarch saw the way the two got along, and thought of something, his eyes flickered slightly.

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The author has something to say: ah, ah, there was a strong wind in the sand last night!I read the news today that a motorcycle was blown down! !

Shazi was woken up abruptly last night by the lightning, thunder, and strong wind, and he couldn't sleep in the second half of the night, for fear that the howling wind would blow the building down...

Especially last night when I was the only one at home, I was so nervous! !

The windy sand feels like it can blow me through QAQ! !

So, today is blood loss + insomnia, all kinds of aggrieved QAQ, so, let Gong and his father bleed together [shooting for the invincible brother...

PS: Some people said that they were worried that Xiaoshou was weak... Don't worry, this article is strong, and Xiaoshou is just a teenager, not a beautiful boy... Xiaoshou's temper will become stronger, it is a normal strong subject =V=, Therefore, there is absolutely no such thing as facing the wind and shedding tears at 45°. You must know that it is not easy for Xiao Shou to live alone~