[Crossing the Farm] The witch doctor rises up

To be honest, although Wu Di said he was going to hunt, he hadn't thought about how far he would go.Firstly, he was completely unfamiliar with this forest full of towering ancient trees, and secondly, he was also worried that Gong and Houzi would not be able to return in time if they encountered any danger.

Fortunately, there are more prey in this world in the forest, and Wu Di found a pheasant within a short distance.

Perhaps an ostrich would be more appropriate.

Because its neck is too long, the hair on the neck and the top of the head is pitifully small compared to the body, and the pheasant is bigger than Wu Di's cognition... even the swan is bigger, which makes him a little Doubt this is a prehistoric ostrich.

But ostriches shouldn't live in the forest, right?Were there ostriches in this period?And it obviously has a cock comb, and its tail is also a chicken tail...

These few questions just flashed through Wu Di's mind without leaving any traces - after all, everything is nothing compared to filling one's stomach.

So Wu Di narrowed his eyes - it was decided to be you!Big pheasant.

What Wu Di didn't expect was that the claws of this pheasant were very sharp. If he hadn't run fast, the backpack that was torn by the saber-toothed tiger and sloppily sewn up by his poor craftsmanship would have cracked again.

Therefore, Wu Di also let go of his contempt, picked up the stone spear he had taken from Gong before, and changed his plan.

Different from the violent attack before, Wu Di bowed his waist and slowly circled around the pheasant.After going around a few times, probably due to the increasing psychological pressure, the pheasant flapped its wings and flew up to peck Wu Di with its hard beak.

This is the moment we've been waiting for!

Because there are many trees in the forest, it is easy to form a large natural net between the intertwined branches.Wu Di just noticed that his area is exactly the kind of environment that will restrict the activities of this pheasant with wide wings.

Seeing the pheasant rushing over aggressively and feeling the wind blowing from the big wings, Wu Di decisively bent over to avoid the opponent's hook-like claws, rolled to the back of the pheasant, turned around decisively with a sharp stone spear in his hand It stabbed over - it just hit the back of the pheasant and nailed it to the ground - mainly because the ground in the woods was already soft.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Wu Di pulled out a sharp saber, and a white light flashed across the pheasant's bare neck, and then the pheasant's head and body were separated, and blood splashed on the spot.

Fuck it's so despicable!Without the use of high technology (?) to cheat - if the pheasant could talk, it would probably howl like this?

Wu Di looked at the dead pheasant. On the one hand, he was happy that he had what he ate at noon. Most of them rely on luck and "advanced" weapons in their hands.

He cannot always rely on these two.

However, no matter what, you should eat your fill before you think about it, right?

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When Wu Di came back with the severed pheasant, the monkey and Gong had already set up a fire. There were some purple fruits on the green leaves beside Gong, and the monkey was stuffing them into his mouth. fruit.

Seeing Wu Di, the monkey jumped up first: "Brother Wu Di, you are back! Wow! You are so amazing that you caught a big pheasant! By the way, Gong found this purple fruit, it is delicious ! But such a big chicken, how should we eat it... Woo, it's a bit bad that we don't have a fire..."

Because there is fire in their tribe, and the hunting is usually brought back to the tribe to eat, everyone has gradually become accustomed to eating cooked food.But they came out in a hurry this time, and they didn't apply to the patriarch. As a result, they didn't have any kindling on them. What should we do?

He's not used to eating something raw...

Twitter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter, the monkey really can't stay idle, one topic after another.

"Don't worry, come here, I'll teach you a trick called 'drilling wood to make fire'!" Wu Di looked at Gong when he said this, and found that when he said the first half, Gong's eyebrows were slightly frowned Get up, and when he finished speaking, his eyebrows relaxed again.

Why, is it because you are worried that you will show the flint and steel carelessly?

Such a cute child~ Wu Di thought a little turbulently in his heart, what a cute little brother, he really is with cute things.

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The method of drilling wood to make fire is very simple. Find a piece of bark, a ball of grass that has been torn to pieces, and a branch that has been cut straight and sharp, and then poke a hole in the bark with a stone tool, and you can poke it with both hands. Work started with the sticks.

Because Wu Di had previously learned how to drill wood to make fire—after all, although the flint and steel is easy to use, it can only be used a few thousand times at most.And among these thousands of times, not every time it can be ignited-so soon, light smoke rose from the piece of bark, and occasionally a few red sparks splashed out with friction.

Seeing this, Wu Di hurriedly put the ball of velvet grass on the bark, then picked it up and brought it to his mouth to blow lightly—after a while, he saw a red fire inside, and the whole ball of grass was on fire.

Wu Di put the lighted fire into the pyre, and then slowly clamped the leaves that are easy to burn, and when the fire was bigger, he put the wooden blocks: "Okay, this way...hey, monkey, you can do it like this." What are you doing?"

Wu Di thinks that he still likes children quite a lot, but now seeing the two shining eyes of the monkey, he just feels flustered in his heart—who can tell him why he feels like himself from the eyes of this child? Already out of the human category?

"Brother Wu Di, you are not a human... No, you are a god... an envoy! Brother envoy! You are too powerful!"

The monkey heard from the older generation that the sky fire in their tribe was a night when the god got angry and chopped a huge tree to death, and burned that forest. There is a fire burning, and then they asked the patriarch to preserve that sky fire.

In fact, before they got the sky fire, they could only occasionally eat the meat of wild animals burned to death by the sky snake - of course, because the monkey was still too young at that time, these were the meat he got from the elders in the tribe. heard.

It's just that the sky fire is obtained, but the tribe must keep the sky or not extinguish it - after all, none of them can create the sky fire - so this time, after seeing Wu Di actually relying on bark, grass balls and wooden sticks The sky fire was created, and the monkey seemed to see a miracle come.

"..." Apart from the six black dots, Wu Di had nothing to say, especially when he saw Gong Ye looking at him with bright eyes.

"Well, I'll teach you when you're full..." Wu Di abruptly changed the subject, "Now, go dig some fresh soil first."

Because it is a primitive society, Wu Di doesn't have to worry about soil pollution at all.Digging up some slightly salty wet mud near the bitterly salty stream, Wu Di spread it evenly on the pheasant.

The reason why he chooses to do this is because if it is grilled, there is no hot water for him to pluck the feathers. Once the chicken feathers are ignited, they will be burnt black and stick to the chicken. How disgusting and disgusting it is, and It can also cause uneven heating.

But if you do this, after the chicken is cooked, you only need to peel off the mud shell, then the chicken feathers will be torn off together with the muddy chicken skin-clean and convenient.

The most important thing is that the mud has a salty taste, so the meat will also have a taste.

After putting the muddy chicken into the fire and covering it with burning charcoal, Wu Di turned his head and saw Gong and the monkey looking at him expectantly——Okay, Wu Di walked to Gong’s side and squatted Next: "Let's put the wooden stick..."

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I don’t know if it’s because Hou Zi and Gong have been working since they were young, and their hands have a layer of calluses, so they don’t hurt at all when rubbing the wooden stick. Anyway, the two of them rubbed each other very quickly (…), And two fires were lit.

"Wow, Brother Wu Di! Look! It's Tianhuo! I can also 'make' Tianhuo!" The monkey shouted happily when he saw the flames jumping up.

"Well, not bad, keep up the good work." After dismissing Wu Di, who was immersed in surprise, he looked excited, but he only silently glanced at Huo Miao and then at Gong Gong, and couldn't help pinching the other party's animal ears: "Gong is amazing, I didn't ignite it the first time!"

"It's all because of your good teaching." To be honest, it's impossible for Gong not to be agitated, but because of the habits he has developed over the years, his emotions are not so easy to fluctuate.But hearing Wu Di's praise at this time, Gong couldn't help but smile a little, revealing two small canine teeth.

As for that pinched feeling on the top of the head and ears?

Gong, whose ears were red, said that this must be an illusion, an illusion.

******

Wu Di originally thought that such a big pheasant would be more than enough for the three of them to eat.But when he finally saw that there was only a pile of chicken feathers and chicken skins with mud shells and a few chicken bones that could not be chewed, Wu Di had no choice but to have six black spots...

Finally, the monkey lay on the ground with a swollen belly: "I'm so full, so full, ah, I feel like my stomach is going to burst... I finally know how important salt is..." The meat with salt is really delicious!

Gong also ate a lot, and her skinny belly was a little protruding—in fact, most of it was because Wu Di fed too much, and Gong was too embarrassed to refuse, so the result was...

Therefore, the "culprit" Wu Di directly reached out to give the other party a massage—ahem, this is definitely not eating tofu!

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The author has something to say: In the midst of heavy bleeding, I have no energy to speak...

Wait a few days for the sand to recover and come back to tease everyone QAQ...

PS: Tomorrow JQ will be further upgraded, spoiler - there are lips, skin-to-skin contact, bleeding and so on [run away...