Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

In front of the computer, Lu Zeyan was flipping through messages on his phone.

Mu Zun: [image]

Mu Zun: Why do I feel that the tone of this person talking to your wife is not right?

Mu Zun: [image]

Mu Zun: Fuck, I guessed it right! !

Mu Zun: Nemesis, who made you always let the girl stick your hot face to your cold butt, now it's too late to regret it, I seem to see the green grass on your head.

Lu Zeyan clicked on the screenshot to enlarge it, and frowned slightly.

To be honest, the dialogue in the screenshot is normal, and there is no ambiguity at all.At least the little drama star showed all rejection, and the other party who took the initiative to open the topic was amplified by the wooden bottle, and his attitude was really unspeakable.

Seeing Xiao Xijing's righteous and stern rejection, it was difficult for him to describe the complicated emotions in his heart.

Lu Zeyan replied "Fuck off" when Mu Zun sent another WeChat message gloating about his misfortune.As soon as he threw away the phone, a message popped up on the team channel.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Are we a group of savages?brother?

For some reason, Lu Zeyan didn't answer but asked a question that he would never ask under normal conditions.

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Didn't you fight before?

Okay, you know it again.

Ye Su was used to the see-through function of the scumbag man, although he didn't know what the other party was up to, he still seized the opportunity to flirt.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: No ^o^ I lied to him.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: But even if I beat it, as long as the brother wants to swipe, I can use the soul stone to reset and accompany the brother to swipe again [holding little hands]

Lu Zeyan laughed shortly, and the unhappiness in his heart disappeared in an instant.

All dungeons in Chang'an Luanli have CD time. Except for the three large weekbooks, the rest of the daily and entertainment books can be reset with soul stones.Because all the equipment exploded are basic equipment, it has no effect on the game balance.

There are two ways to obtain soul stones: through guild rare missions and by throwing money.

The Strange Goods Pavilion of the trading house refreshes one piece every day, and auctions it within a two-hour limit. In the end, the highest bidder wins. The piece just released today has been fired to 10W.

As for the rare missions of the guild, they are bundled and sold with the tribute energy of the guild. If you want it, you can only queue up honestly in order.

All in all, the soul stone is expensive and rare, and it is useless to use it.Generally, it is only suitable for local tyrants who have money and no place to spend it. As for those who are willing to spend money and energy to reset the companion brush, it is true love at first glance.

Lu Zeyan accidentally cut a picture and sent it to Mu Zun. Thinking of the aggrieved appearance of the other party, he feels inexplicably comfortable.

Mu Zun:? ?

Mu Zun: What's the situation.

L: Don't worry, it won't be green.

Mu Zun: ……………

On the other end of the computer, Ye Su took a sip of his coffee. It's been a long time since the message was sent, but the scumbag didn't respond at all.He stood stupidly at the door and kept paying attention to the passing players, waiting impatiently.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Is 0.0 still there?

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Yes.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I was startled, I thought I was not charming enough, and my brother fell asleep.

[Team] Zepan Dongli:? ? ?

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Don’t worry, since the brother is not asleep, it means that my charm is not bad.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: ...

Lu Zeyan chuckled lightly, boasting that he was attractive, the little showman really dared to say that.

He didn't cooperate with the little showman to perform. After receiving the task from the NPC, he issued a dungeon recruitment order on the guild channel.

In the next second, an application for joining the team kept popping up at the top of the screen.

The sky was completely dark, and the temperature did not drop due to the setting of the sun.Stalls were set up one after another on both sides of the street, and the noise made the temperature seem to rise a few degrees.

Lu Zeyan didn't even look at it, and randomly clicked three agrees.

[Team] Gu Xixi joined Zepan Dongli's team.

[Team] What the hell is joining Zepan Dongli's team.

[Team] Bean Paste Bao joined Zepan Dongli's team.

After joining the team, Gu Xixi looked at the weird configuration in the team list, and silently called out the WeChat account of the bean paste bag.

Xixizi: This combination is absolutely perfect.

Bean paste buns: Heroes see the same thing [shake hands].It's so murderous, do you think we will be silenced, boss.

Xixizi: That depends on whether they can fight.

Red bean paste:! ! !

Red bean paste: so intense?In fact, I think it's normal to be hot and hot. I haven't seen him swell up to Liangliang. Could it be that we are thinking too much.

Not really.

Gu Xixi panicked when she thought of her operation in the afternoon.

Xixizi: Eh!Aren't you surprised that there are suddenly more newcomers in the gang?

Dou Sha Bao: I thought he was a RMB boss who brought money into the membership.

Xixizi: ...

Red Bean Paste: So no? oo why do I have an ominous premonition.

Xixizi: He wrote in his membership application: Chasing the Goddess! !These three words seem simple and rude, but they are deeply affectionate and inspirational, and they moved me instantly.

Bean paste bun: ...? ?

Xixizi: I let him in on impulse.

Bean paste bun: ………

Xixizi: If I had known that his goddess was Liang Liang, I wouldn't have dared to let him in if I had a hundred guts! !

Bean paste bag: 2333 I will collect the body for you, boss.

Xixizi: ...QAQ.

At the same time, someone finally broke the suffocating silence in the team.

[Team] What kind of shit is this: Hi!

Ye Su rolled his eyes, he couldn't get up, why is there such a person everywhere?The feeling of meeting the opponent is more obvious.But the other party didn't do anything out of the ordinary, so he really didn't like to get angry.

Hey, I can only blame him for being too attractive.

Ye Su moved his fingers and said "Hi" perfunctorily.

Followed by.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Hi!

[Team] Bean Paste: Hi!

Lu Zeyan came back with the remote control of the air conditioner, saw the screen full of hi, and was a little confused about the situation for a while.

Before playing the dungeon, do you still need to greet? ?

Sure enough, there are small dramatists, and the painting style is not normal.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: When you are ready, fly to Ben.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I’m at the gate of the dungeon, brother, come quickly.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Wait for a second, I will hand in a task.

[Team] Red Bean Paste: ok, let’s fly right away.

[Team] What a crap: I'm next to you, girl Liangliang, did you see that?The beating swordsman in black is me.

Ye Su looked expressionlessly at the spirited guy jumping up and down beside him, and just wanted to stay away from him.

ADHD is a disease that can be treated.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: there are people at the entrance of the dungeon, I blocked it, otherwise it will get stuck.

[Team] What kind of shit is this: enter the dungeon and you won't get stuck.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: You go ahead, I'll wait for senior brother.

[Team] What a crap: Oh, I'll wait with you.

The green tea man is very persistent, is it because he is not obvious enough to refuse? ?

Ye Su didn't bother to pay any attention to it, he just accompanied him if he wanted to, anyway, it was related to his relationship with Mo.As long as he doesn't respond, the other party will always retreat.

The team channel fell into a strange silence again, and the two girls quietly started WeChat again.

Xixizi: It's so embarrassing, I really want to hide.

Red bean paste bun: I feel so redundant.

Xixizi: I'm afraid that the big guy will draw his sword at what kind of shit this is.

Bean Paste Bao: I will say that I would love to watch it (ready for a video anytime).

Xixizi: You won.

At the same time, Lu Zeyan had finished casting the spell and entered the scene transition.He just went to adjust the temperature of the air conditioner, and he didn't look at the screen carefully. Coupled with his fast hand speed, he was already switching maps by the time he realized it, but it didn't mean he didn't see anything.

Lu Zeyan hesitated, picked up his phone and opened WeChat.Seeing the exact same name as on the screenshot, he narrowed his eyes slightly.

The reading bar at the bottom of the screen is full, and the game screen is gradually clear.As soon as he landed at the instantaneous point, a message popped up on the team channel, and then a white shadow rushed over.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: 嘤咔咕~ I saw you, brother, have you seen me?I am in front of you ^o^.

Lu Zeyan was taken aback for a moment, and saw the two characters in the game hugging each other.

[Team] What kind of shit is this:...

[Team] What a shame at this time: Liang Liang [grievance], didn't you say that there are too many people at the entrance of the dungeon, did you block it?

The implication is that you lie, you cheat, you are ruthless, and you have no intention.

Ye Su's brain circuit can only think of so much, he sneered.If you want to blackmail me, there is no way, let me show you what is the art of speech.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: It’s blocked, but I installed a brother tracker, as long as he appears around me, I can automatically identify him.

What kind of shit is this: "..."

What a fucking dog! !

[Team] Gu Xixi: Awesome [Great]! ! !

[Team] Bean Paste Bao: Liangliang is the most powerful rainbow fart player I have ever seen.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: What rainbow farts, I speak from the bottom of my heart.

[Team] Gu Xixi: You are enough! !

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Jinben.

Even Lu Zeyan didn't realize that when he typed, there were smiles in the corners of his eyes and brows.

The two game characters separated quickly, and the heroine obediently followed the swordsman into Ben.

There was no difficulty in the daily routine, they ran all the way to the last boss quickly, during which two things happened that made Ye Su very strange.

First: After entering the capital, what a trough and not surrounded by him.

Second: After entering the capital, what a damn thing it is to surround Zepan Dongli the whole time.

He was very glad that the green tea man could figure it out and not waste time on him, saving him time to deal with it.But when he thought of the strange behavior of the other party sticking around Zepan Dongli all the time, his mood was not beautiful again in an instant.

Just like now, after Zepan Dongli slashed the boss to death without bleeding, the green tea man exaggeratedly praised him on the team channel.

[Team] What kind of shit is this: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Team] Gu Xixi: ...

[Team] Bean Paste Buns: 23333 Big Boss got a fan.

You ass! !

As a boy, brother, isn’t yours too much?

Ye Su didn't realize that he was double-standard. He is also a boy, he can face Zepan Dongli himself, but others can't.

Holding back his anger, he walked up to the boss and sat down, and as expected, a piece of junk equipment exploded.

The next second, another message popped up on the team channel.

[Team] What kind of crap is this: I'm not very good at operation, Zeshen is free to give guidance?

[Team] What kind of shit is this: How about we add a friend first?

Add your sister! !

Ye Su casually rolled, and quickly got up to stand between the two of them.

Damn, why does he feel like he's being used by someone! !

In fact, the real target of the green tea man is Tori Zepan! !

The author has something to say: Ye Su: "Hehe, aren't you very happy, even men can't resist your charm."

Lu Zeyan: "I'm very happy..."

Ye Su: "You scumbag, get out of here!!"

Lu Zeyan: "Aren't you a man?"

Ye Su: "..."