Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Ye Su picked up the phone, and when Chen Haofei's voice came into his ears through the microphone, he was sure that he was not dreaming.

Oh my god! !

Lu Zeyan is the god of learning L? ?

What a wonderful fate! !

Chen Haofei on the opposite side said "Hello" three times before Ye Su recovered from the shock and couldn't wait to ask for confirmation, "Haozi, am I dreaming?"

Chen Haofei was puzzled, "You're fucking sleepwalking/Can you please!!"

Ye Su sighed in disappointment, "So I was really dreaming."

Chen Haofei: "..."

"Brother, wake up, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." Chen Haofei breathed a sigh of relief, his voice was hoarse with anxiety, "Let me tell you, our dormitory was burglarized. Fanzi and I went back to school today, and as soon as we entered the dormitory I thought it was wrong. It was later discovered that many of your things were missing, so don’t worry, Fanzi has already gone to the dormitory manager, if it’s not possible, we’ll call the police.”

Ye Su grabbed his thigh hard, the pain made him hiss softly before he believed that he was not dreaming, Lu Zeyan was the god of learning, and then he heard Chen Haofei's eager voice roaring in his ears.

Ye Su, who had endured too much, didn't realize what the other party was saying for a while, and his eyes were all blank, "Call the police? What police?"

"...Did you really listen to me?" Chen Haofei was furious, "The dormitory was burglarized, and your most precious One Piece figure was stolen!!"

"Fuck, let Fanzi come back quickly," Ye Su's expression was indescribable after he came back to his senses, he really didn't expect that the imagination of these two people is also good.

In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he decided to surrender himself, "I moved the things myself."

Chen Haofei was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "Did you move away by yourself?"

"Let me tell you something, don't get too excited, Haozi." Ye Su took a deep breath, and took the phone away, "I won't live in the dormitory next semester."

"What??" Chen Haofei's voice instantly increased by eight decibels.

"You call Fanzi back first, and I'm explaining to you?"

10 minute later.

Ding Fan and Chen Haofei stood in front of the phone with the loudspeaker turned on, waiting for Ye Su to make excuses.

Ye Su was still thinking of words, but Ding Fan couldn't wait to speak first: "Are you really going to move out?"

Chen Haofei slapped the table immediately, and the phone couldn't stop his anger: "Why didn't you tell us in advance, are you still a brother? Why did Fanzi and I recruit you, forcing you to move out."

Ye Su sneered, "Brother, it really has nothing to do with you if I move out, don't put money on your face." Besides, I want to tell you in advance, can I still move out?

Of course, he would not be so stupid as to say the latter words.

Chen Haofei complained to Ding Fan angrily on the other end of the phone, "Fuck, do you think this guy is speaking in human terms? If he is in front of me, I can beat him until he can't get up."

Ye Su rolled his eyes and sneered, "With your bulky body, it's not certain who hits whom?"

"Fuck, your clumsy sister!" Chen Haofei almost died of anger, he took a breath and yelled into the phone: "Do you dare to say it again?"

Ye Suwan wasn't afraid, he repeated it word for word, without any pressure, and his tone was rather beating.

Seeing that Chen Haofei was on the verge of going berserk, Ding Fan grabbed him, "Where have you ever gotten cheap from Brother Su? Why bother to hurt yourself again and again."

Chen Haofei choked, was it his fucking fault?

Ye Su silently praised Ding Fan in his heart.

Comforting Chen Haofei, Ding Fan thought thoughtfully, "It has nothing to do with us, so who does it have to do with?"

Ye Su's heart tightened, friend, you really know how to focus! !He was extremely thankful that he ran fast, otherwise he would only be exposed every minute.

"It doesn't matter to anyone," Ye Suqiang pretended to be nonchalant, but raised his voice unconsciously, "Brother is just tired of group life, can you live a quiet life for two days?"

"Okay, why not." Ding Fan said meaningfully, "Whatever Brother Su wants to do, we absolutely support it."

"Support the fart, you just get used to him, uh..." Before Chen Haofei finished speaking, Ding Fan covered his mouth with a sock, and the picture was very interesting for a while.

Ding Fan: "Come on, Brother Su."

Ye Su: "...??!"

Come on goddamn, these two are crazy.

"It's nothing like that, I'll ask you guys to have some skewers some other day."

Ye Su hung up the phone, inadvertently swept the cold water on the table, and the incredible feeling returned.

Oh my god, it turned out that it was really not a dream, the god of learning L is Lu Zeyan! !

Unless he was wrong, but with the absolute advantage of his eyesight of 1.5, he firmly believed that it was impossible for him to see wrong.

Then Xueshen and Lu Zeyan are the same person.

Ye Su thought over and over for a while, and almost fainted himself.Finally decided to meet again next time, no matter what, we must figure it out.

What could be more exciting than the perfect fit of three-dimensional and Two-dimensional! !

Of course, he just doesn't know it yet.

After dinner, Ye Su packed the three packed suitcases one by one, and spent some time debugging the voice changer.Fearing that his voice would be different from the previous one, he suppressed his shame and recorded another unaccompanied version of "Taishan Next Door".

After repeated tossing and tossing three or four times, after half an hour of mental torture, he finally tuned out the same goddess voice as before, and he no longer had to be afraid of revealing his secrets.

Ye Su brewed a cup of coffee and returned to the computer. Taishan next door was singing to a climax in the earphones, so he quickly clicked to log out and log in to Xuemao.

He opened Follow and entered Lu's live broadcast room.The screen that caught the eye was completely black and there was no barrage, obviously the owner of the room did not start the broadcast.

Ye Su was not discouraged, and made up his mind to hang out in the live broadcast room for a while, maybe he could really meet the god of learning.At that time, he must carefully look at the mole on the opponent's mouth, and resolutely not miss any details.

Seeing that it was still early, he took out his cell phone and sent a message to Zepan Dongli.

Cool Cool Cool Cool: Brother, good evening ^o^

The other party did not return for a long time.

Ye Su fiddled with the mouse half-heartedly. It was too difficult to clear the male god. Seeing that the progress bar reached 80%, it felt like it had gone back a lot.

It's so annoying, what else do you want from him! !

Ye Su thought for a while, and sent a new message.

Liangliangliangliang: Are you online tonight, brother?

L: Up.

The scumbag returned very quickly this time, but he was still dissatisfied.Pretend to be cold, say a few more words and you won't die.

Liangliangliangliang: I'll wait for you~ Brother, we will see you in the grove tonight [shy].

L: Later.

Liangliangliangliang: Well, any night is fine.

Ye Su knew very well that enough is enough, so as not to be counterproductive by teasing him too much.He took a sip of his coffee and saw that the friend icon in the lower right corner of the screen was constantly flashing.

[Learning I choose hell mode: [picture]]

[I choose the hell mode for learning: I have been doing it all afternoon, but I can't solve it, so I urgently ask for a big god online. 】

[Mathematical Mathematics I love you: You can try adding an auxiliary line here. 】

[Mathematical Mathematics I Love You: [Picture]]

[Learning I choose hell mode: no, I tried TT]

[Learning I choose hell mode: no one?Looks like I won't be able to sleep tonight. 】

[Mathematical Mathematics I love you: My heart aches for you, as long as God of Lu is here. QAQ]

[Learning I choose hell mode: It’s okay if you don’t mention it, but I’m even more desperate when I mention it.Road God has only been off the air for three days, and I've flicked through the previous live broadcast videos several times, and the landlord's house has no food left.There is still more than a month left, but it is too tormented! ! 】

[Mathematics I love you: Road fans are too difficult! ! 】

ah? ?Off the air? ?Didn't he wait for a lonely time! !

Ye Su frowned.

[YS7215693: When did God of Road stop broadcasting, why didn't I know? 】

[Learning I choose hell mode: On the day of the competition, you ran faster than a rabbit, and you didn't hear the follow-up.Lu Shen answered the phone and came back, saying that the broadcast would be suspended for two months. 】

[Mathematical Mathematics I love you: Classmate 93 is here, don't wait, the road god won't come for two months. 】

[YS7215693: Why? 】

[Learning I choose hell mode: what and why?There is no reason, Xueshen is so willful, we are all numb. 】

Okay, after waiting for a long time in vain, the expression on Ye Su's face was not very friendly.

He turned off Learning Cat, opened Chang'an Luan, entered the account password, and logged in to the game.

As soon as the screen popped up, a message popped up on the guild channel.

[Guild] What kind of shit is this: Cool little girl [Rose] [Rose]

Ye Su was stunned for a moment and realized that the green tea man is really haunted! !

Although he really didn't want to talk to each other, but being in the same gang, it's not easy to touch people's face, and the superficial harmony can still be maintained.

So, he replied with a rather indifferent "Yeah".

[Guild] Bean Paste Bun: Liangliang's tone is inexplicably familiar.

[Guild] Jinse Sixian: ... the same style as the boss.

[Guild] Gu Xixi: Could it be that the legendary one who is close to vermilion is red and the one who is close to ink is black...? ?

[Guild] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: [hee hee]

Sure enough, the green tea man didn't send any more messages, Ye Su thought that the other party understood and refused, and finally stopped.

He manipulated the characters, and then picked up the unfinished tasks from the previous day.

[Guild] What kind of crap is this: Liangliang, do you want to do daily dungeons?

As the name suggests, the daily dungeon is one CD per day, which is not at the same level as Zhou Ben. The difficulty of the boss is not high, and the dungeon mechanism is simple. The main purpose is to allow players to earn benevolence and tribute.

It just so happened that Ye Su didn't have enough benevolent heroes and gang tributes this week. He planned to finish the mission. If Zepan Dongli hadn't been online yet, he would find a wild team and play daily dungeons to earn some benevolent heroes.

As soon as the task was handed in, the green tea man's request to form a team was sent.Ye Su flew back to the main city, first asked the NPC to accept the daily dungeon task, and then clicked to reject.

[Guild] Enjoy the shade under the tree: I checked it out, thank you.

After sending the message, he opened the friend list and saw that Zepan Dongli's profile picture was still gray, so he walked to the door of the copy in an instant.After reading the picture, the heroine on the screen was still floating in the air, and another message popped up on the guild channel.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: Do you want to do daily dungeons, so that you can enjoy the shade under the tree?

Ye Su was stunned.

Huh? ?

When did the boss come on? ?

no! !

Is the boss dating him? ?

[Guild] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Do it, senior brother, you group me [Happy].

[Guild] What kind of shit is this:? ? ?

[Guild] Gu Xixi: A large-scale double-standard scene.

[Guild] Mu Zun: Another dog abuse! !

[Guild] Yuyu: Hahahaha, my CP is giving out sugar every day.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: Join the group.

Ye Su happily clicked Zepan Dongli's profile picture and jumped into his team.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Good evening, brother~ [Blow kiss]

Familiar tone, familiar head portrait, familiar white skirt, everything is a familiar formula and a familiar taste.

Lu Zeyan slightly hooked the corners of his lips and smiled.

The author has something to say: Ye Su: "See, I'm also very popular."

Lu Zeyan: "I see."

Ye Su: "You don't want to say something??"

Lu Zeyan: "It means I have good vision."

Ye Su's cheeks turned red, it's obviously because of my good eyesight! ! !