Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Ye Su tossed and turned all night and didn't sleep well. As soon as he closed his eyes, his mind was full of "he's cute", and he didn't fall asleep until five or six in the morning, which caused him to wake up in the morning with his eyes swollen like light bulbs.

He picked up his phone to check the time, but just as he swiped open the screen, he received a call from Chen Haofei.

"I said bro, why the fuck don't you reply to WeChat lately?"

"Oh..." Ye Su mumbled sleepily.

Chen Haofei was speechless, "Brother, besides playing games and sleeping, can you pursue something?"

"None of your business!" Ye Su turned on the speaker and took the phone away, "If you have something to say, get out of here."

"Look at WeChat, it's extremely urgent, it's related to your brother's happiness for the rest of his life." Chen Haofei urged, "Look back at me, wait online!!"

Before Ye Su could refuse, the call was cut off. He suspected that he had been tricked by that idiot Chen Haofei, but unfortunately he had no proof.

Lower body? ?It has nothing to do with him.

Ye Su put away the phone and closed his eyes to wake up. He fell asleep straight away after chatting with Gu Xixi last night. He completely forgot to switch back to the tuba size. It's no wonder he received the news from Chen Haofei.

You don’t understand the trouble of having two WeChat IDs.

Ye Su sighed, and picked up the phone to switch WeChat again.

Boundless Vastness: Is [Picture] cute?

The photo shows a girl with long hair and big eyes, a straight nose and a small mouth. She has a very ladylike appearance and is in line with the public's aesthetics in every way.Chen Haofei likes this type, and he doesn't care at all.

Ye Su yawned, squinted his eyes unmotivatedly, and sent a "hmm" very carelessly.

Boundless and vast: My sister wants to form a CP with me, what do you think?

Most of Ye Su's thoughts were still in a dream and he was not fully awake. His brain circuit didn't catch up for a while, and he sent a question mark perfunctorily, just wanting to get rid of the other party quickly, and take the time to sleep and go back to the cage.

Boundless and vast: LOL group CP! !Just like you are looking for love in online games.

?

When did I find love?I do not know how! !

The other party's words hit Ye Su's brain like a thunderbolt, making Ye Su lose all sleepiness.He turned over and lay on his side, and waited for his eyes to adapt to the light before picking up the phone to output.

The brightest star in the night sky: How many of your eyes have seen me looking for love? ?

Boundless and vast: two! !

Boundless and vast: no no no @不凡, four!

The brightest star in the night sky: all four are blind.

Bufan: Please don't bring me on the topic of love in the future, you don't understand the pain of being single [roll eyes].

Boundless and vast: Hehe, don't think I don't know about you and Huahua in the class next door.

The brightest star in the night sky: Hehe, don't think I don't know about the affair between you and the classmate next door.

Extraordinary: ...

Boundless Vastness: Don't talk nonsense, what kind of swollen sister paper is, I can't refuse if someone drags me to form CP.Hey!Brother Su, with your straight male aesthetics, let me tell you the truth. If nothing else, just compare your relationship with her. Is she cute?

"..."

To be honest, his recent aesthetic is not very straight.

Ye Su slightly imagined Xia Zepan Dongli's cute appearance, and was instantly frightened into a cold sweat.He probably didn't want to hear the word "cute" for a long time.

QAQ.

The brightest star in the night sky: what is cute or not, evil or not.

Fei Fan: I've already vomited, do you think everyone likes the same type as you?Cool, handsome, and cold gowns are popular now, and people who say harsh words can feel it even if they don't think much about it.Right, brother Su.

Ye Su: "..."

Friend, you are telling the truth.

Isn't it just that people don't talk too much! !

Boundless and vast: What you said sounds good, why don't you find brother Jing if you like to be vigorous, because Mao and the classmate next door are fighting fiercely.Oh... I see, the school committee has Brother Su in mind, you can't go to poach a corner, it's really touching brotherhood.

Two people: "..."

God damn touching brotherhood! !You can kill three people in a row with one sentence, you really can! !

The strength heartaches the innocent school committee for three seconds.

Ye Su pulled his lips and sneered, this idiot can't communicate well, he must use some violence to make him remember.

Ding Fan: I see that not only does your mouth stink, but your hands also stink. If you don't know how to chat, just hold back! !

Boundless and vast: @夜天空最明星星, Fanzi is so fierce, please protect him.

The brightest star in the night sky: Get out, I am more fierce than him.You said that girls should not make jokes, you are still in a good mood.A photo that you don't know is true or not makes you excited, but will you be happy for the rest of your life?Be careful, an upset makes you paralyzed in the first half of your body, and you can no longer have sexual intercourse in your lower body.

Boundless Vastness: Fuck!

Chen Haofei subconsciously clamped his legs, just making a joke, everyone reacted so strongly, can they still have fun.

Boundless Vastness: If you want to beat me up, just say so, don't make excuses! !But the authenticity of the photos must never be questioned.

The brightest star in the night sky: I think you have healed your scars and forgot the pain. You can count how many, the skins you have been cheated on are enough to form a team.

Bufan: If I remember correctly, it's only been a week since I was cheated last time.

Boundless and vast: You two crow mouths, stop fucking cursing me.

The brightest star in the night sky: Tsk tsk, your courage is commendable, don't look for your father and me next time when you are eating pickled mustard and cooking rice.

Boundless vastness: [Erkang's hand.jpg]

Boundless Vastness: Dad, you can't leave me behind! !But to be honest, this time it works, we just played the video yesterday, and it's pretty much the same as the photo.

The brightest star in the night sky: The girl was not scared off, her mental capacity should not be underestimated, awesome! !

Chen Haofei was so angry that his nostrils became dilated, and he lost his mind and roared.

Boundless and vast: scare your sister away, I am tall, powerful and handsome, it is useless for you to black me, the eyes of the masses are discerning! ! !I think you are jealous that my sister not only videos with me, but also sends me photos!Just one look at your love relationship! !You are jealous! ! !

Ye Su thought for a while and wanted to delete the typed words—I'm so tall and mighty at 172cm, I'm really jealous.

It's inappropriate, it's too shocking, the point is to fight for the obvious facts and Chen Haofei, it's unnecessary.

Ye Su changed his posture and lay flat.

but…

Post a video?Send photos?And Zepan Dongli?

OK.

In the hot weather, Ye Su shivered.

In fact, you won't die if you make up your mind.

Once started, Ye Su couldn't stop, Ye Su silently pictured the appearance of Zepan Dongli in his mind, the eyes should be like this, the eyelashes should be thick and long, the nose should be higher, the mouth is thinner, the face shape is a bit too sharp, but very It is in line with the personality of the big boss.

The more detailed the outline was drawn, the more familiar he felt, as if he had seen it somewhere.

Ye Su turned over, his eyes fell on the Coke cup next to the computer inadvertently, almost at the same time a figure burst into his mind, perfectly fused with his imagination.

Holy crap, isn't this Lu Zeyan? ? ! !

No wonder the more he watched, the more satisfied he became, and the more he watched, the more he liked it.

like? ? ?

Ye Su was quite frightened by the idea of ​​jumping out.But soon, he calmed down again.

I just like it, what's the problem?He has always liked Lu Zeyan's hands, hasn't he?Make a fuss, scare yourself, be bored.

At this time, ignore the constant vibration of the mobile phone next to him, successfully disrupting his concentration.

Extraordinary: Reminder from the front row @无边走广, you have offended the patron’s father.

Boundless and vast: Father of the gold master, I was wrong! ! !

The brightest star in the night sky: Get out of here, my taste is so bad that I can't think of taking care of you.

Extraordinary: [laughing and crying]

The Boundless Vast: Am I Abandoned?Fanzi?

Bufan: Yes, sorry.

Boundless and vast: It means that there will be no luxury lunch with four dishes and one soup, no free drinking of fat house happy water for playing golf, and will the once-a-month kebab event be cancelled?No, Dad!Have you forgotten how happy we were? ?

"..."

The stomach that was hungry was instantly filled with nausea, Ye Su resisted the urge to make a move, and planned to say a few more words, when suddenly he had a feeling——

As far as the number of times Chen Haofei was cheated, there are seventeen or eight times at least. There was one time when he saw the light and died, and he didn't cry with his pillow in his arms, and shouted that there would be no next time.However, as long as the other party sends a photo, he is willing to empty his wallet, and put aside all emotional injuries, and the spirit of repeated defeats and battles is quite strong.

Ye Su felt that he had grasped the point in an instant.

The brightest star in the night sky: Jin Zhu's father will give you another chance to redeem.

Boundless and vast: Dad, you said, the little one knows everything and can say everything.

The brightest star in the night sky: Dad is very curious, what is the driving force behind you to get up and fight again?Is it not bad enough that you think you have been cheated?

Infinity: [image]

Boundless and vast: Isn't it beautiful?Not pretty?Not cute?

Extraordinary: ...

The brightest star in the night sky: It is indeed you [Qiang].

This is the face of the world~

This stinking straight guy~

Ye Su turned off the screen and thought expressionlessly.

When washing up, Ye Su took an unprecedented amount of time, but he studied the mirror for a long time, but he couldn't find a good angle to shoot.

The face reflected in the mirror is handsome, handsome, cool and beautiful, beautiful, and cute no matter how you look at it. The eight poles cannot be matched, and he needs a god-level PS master.

The weather outside the window was just right, and the light came in through the slightly opened curtains.

Ye Su suddenly had an idea, who said that you must take clear and frontal photos, but the things on the street seem uncreative! !

He opened a Baidu search: how to take portraits with hazy effect.

The first one that came out, "Super mysterious silhouette photos looming, every pretty little fairy is worth having", was exactly what he wanted.

Ye Su closed the window and drew the curtains according to the instruction, and the sunlight was cut off instantly.He studied it with his mobile phone for a long time, tossing and tossing for most of the day, he was so tired that he was about to collapse, and he really got it out.

Seeing the pieces in his hand, Ye Su was so satisfied that he flew up.No way, it's just that good.

Full of excitement, he quickly switched WeChat and called up Zepan Dongli's avatar. When he selected the photo and was about to send it, he hesitated again.

Sending photos to people inexplicably is too purposeful and deliberate, and it seems that girls are too active, which is not good.

Ye Su thought for a while, pressed Cancel, and opened Moments.

At the same time, Lu Zeyan was discussing with Mu Zun the trivial matters after the merger of the two gangs. It was rare for him not to play the game and not to answer the questions, so he clicked on Moments. Unexpectedly, the first one that came out shocked him. .

[Cool and cool and cool: Today is also a day full of energy [Come on] [Picture]]

Lu Zeyan narrowed his eyes and clicked on the picture to enlarge it.

The photo was taken very hazy, with most of his body hidden in the shadows, only roughly curved lines and a pair of long legs could be seen.

Lu Zeyan's first reaction was that his legs were 180cm long.

The next second, the phone vibrated twice.

Cool, cool, cool: Mua~

Cool cool cool cool: Good morning, brother. [sun]

Lu Zeyan looked at the last little sun and laughed almost imperceptibly.

The author has something to say: Lu Zeyan: "Actually, you can dress as a woman, I don't mind..."

Xia Lulu: "Actually, I don't mind QAQ either."

Ye Su: "I mind!!!"