Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

It is said that they want to enjoy the coolness under the tree, but in fact, both of them know it well, 82 vs. 47, and the milk boss is about the same.

Boss: "..."

Lu Zeyan slashed down, and the boss lost another 4% of his blood, so he couldn't resist a few hits.On the screen, the heroine was still standing calmly outside the battle circle, as if she had nothing to do with herself, and suddenly he was very upset, and he didn't even want to masturbate the boss.

Totally different than expected.

Should not be! !

Based on his understanding of the little showman, it would be normal for him to be covered with all kinds of continuations at this time.

Lu Zeyan picked up the phone again.

L: @凉凉呀凉凉, nipple.

Cool Cool Cool Cool: Come, come, just go milking.

Mu Zun:? ? ? ? ?

Bean paste buns: Puff ha ha ha! !

Zither Strings: Puchi~

I want to go home with the wind: I don't know what to do.

Lu Zeyan was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he gave a short laugh, and suddenly there was a picture in his mind, it was the cute cat that the little showman sent him not long ago.

It just changed from a sweet meow to a fried hairy meow.One sound, one sound four, they were all very cute, scratching his heart and mouth softly.

The news in the WeChat group was still rolling up, and he also symbolically sent out question marks.

Liangliang Liangliang withdrew a message.

Mu Zun: ...

Xixizi: [sweating]

I'm a boy in the wind: It's fun to play, as expected of a boss!Lao Gong, we lost.

Donor Liubu: What kind of X-rated dialogue is this? ?

Yuyu: [cover face]

Liangliangliangliang: Wrong post! ! ! !You must believe me [poor].

Jinse Sixian: We don't believe [winking].

"...!!!"

Damn 82% of your blood, you're a dick, the boss didn't call you a fart! !

On the screen, the woman in white approached the black swordsman intimately, and kept throwing buff skills at him, and several pink silk threads were attached to the two of them.

Off the screen, Ye Su kept muttering, "I won't kill you with milk, I won't spit you out with milk, I won't hold you to death..."

When the boss fell to the ground, he slumped back to his chair, his cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even the end of his eyes were stained.

Unintentionally making a big joke, Ye Su became more and more angry as he thought about it.

How could the gossip style in the group not take advantage of the topic, and the forwarding of screenshots is not bad, so I'm afraid to add fuel and vinegar to tell the story by looking at the pictures.Just wait, within a long time he and Zepan Dongli will refresh the Chang'an chaos topic list again.

It's so hard to lower the temperature, he doesn't want to be famous, he just wants to quit the group.

After killing the mission boss, Lu Zeyan put the sword back into the scabbard, and any pose under the gorgeous special effects is quite handsome.He manipulated the character to take a few steps forward, always feeling that something was missing, and when he switched the perspective, he realized that the people who had been around him were still standing still.

... The little tail has grown up and has a temper.

[Team] Sawapan Tori: What's wrong?

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: no.

Does this look like nothing?

I read a lot, you can't fool me.

Lu Zeyan obviously felt that the little showman was a bit sluggish. In fact, he just had a bad taste, and he just wanted to see the opponent slap him in the face. He didn't know what the disease was, anyway, it couldn't be cured in the near future.

[Team] Zepan Tori: Then why didn't you follow?

Because Dad is very angry and doesn't want to do tasks with you, a scheming boy, even if he lies down the whole time, he doesn't bother!

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I'm drinking milk.

Lu Zeyan paused the hand that was about to take the cup, and silently took it back.

Milk yourself?

Seriously terrified! ! !

[Team] Tori Sawapan: ………

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: drink milk! ! !

Damn, he not only wants to quit the group, he also wants to AFK! !

Sure enough, people with impure thoughts have colors in everything they think! !

Ye Su resisted the urge to hit his head to death, and opened Baidu input by mistake: What should I do if I always make typos in chat?

The following are the results of the search.

Article [-]: It means that the other party is careless and not suitable for further development. Here I suggest you change your chat partner.

Article [-]: Professional search typos_retrieval.

Article [-]: Explain that the other party doesn't care about you, and the reply is very casual, and they don't really like you.

Article [-]: I think boys who make typos are very cute. They have no scheming, no calculations, and they are innocent and unaffected.When encountering such boys, Jimei rushed up.

God damn change the chat partner!Also, who said that you don't care about typing typos, and you are very free?This pot does not memorize typos.

For this kind of search results that didn't answer the question, Ye Su just thought hehe, especially the first one, which made him quite unhappy.

[Team] Enjoying the shade under the tree: Brother QAQ, can I ask you a question?

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Click me to follow, save time.

【Team】It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: ...Oh, it’s good ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

Ye Su rolled his eyes, the identification of the straight man of steel was completed.He clicked Zepan Dongli first to follow, and then he carefully chose his words, and after a while, he typed and then deleted, deleted and then typed, tossing and tossing for a long time, and finally chose to go straight.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: If someone keeps typing typos while chatting with you, will you be annoyed?

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Are you?

Ye Su choked: "..."

If you don't tell the truth, you will never learn this truth.

[Team] Sawapan Tori: No, it's very cute.

Ye Su's typing hand paused, and his mind continued to recall - I think the boy who typed the typo is very cute, he has no scheming, no calculations, and is innocent and unaffected.When encountering such boys, Jimei rushed up.

The blush on his face seemed to have deepened a bit, and he silently retracted the typed words.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Really, do brothers really think so?

[Team] Enjoying the shade under the tree: Brother thinks I'm cute, is it because of your heartfelt feeling?

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Yes.

Two information messages, one after the other, appeared on the team channel at the same time.

Lu Zeyan answered the first question, but he didn't expect to be tricked.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: ...

[Team] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: Wow! ! TT... I'm about to cry, I didn't expect happiness to come so quickly, I thought it would take thousands of years to melt the ice of the brother.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Since we are in love, why don’t we go to the Marriage Stone to get married [blush]

As soon as the message was sent, Ye Su was stunned before he got a response from the other party.

Fuck, what did he say again? !

marry? ? ?And Zepan Dongli? ? ?He's crazy! !

Ye Su glanced at the quiet team channel, just wanting to make amends.

[Team] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: Hahahahaha~ I know what my brother likes is my cuteness, not me.Even if you like me, you don’t have to get married, and it doesn’t matter if you reject me. I’m super strong and won’t get hurt, and I can definitely stand up and fight again, so you can safely reject me boldly! ! !

What the fuck am I talking about! !This damn desire to perform successfully took him off the show.

Ye Susheng has nothing to love, he just asks the boss to give him a good time.

Lu Zeyan watched the little drama's upside-down words several times, and couldn't hide the smile on his face.It took him a lot of effort not to type "yes" on the team channel. The magic trick had to be applied properly, and he didn't want to play himself off like the other party.

He cheats his own mysterious operation, only for the little drama masters to possess.

Lu Zeyan acted as if he hadn't seen it, and naturally found a way for the other party to get off.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Starting from the seventh ring, the subsequent tasks become more and more difficult.I probably did the math, and with the plot included, it would take about an hour to do one ring.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: It's so difficult, it's useless to blame me, brother, you've worked hard, are you tired?Let's brush it another day, brother.

Lu Zeyan was speechless for a while.

Is it okay to act like a baby?The typical scar is healed and the pain is forgotten, and he began to regret not letting the other party learn a lesson to improve his memory.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Good.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Bye bye, brother!

[System] Your friend Shuxiahaoxiaxia has gone offline.

Not even waiting for the news, which shows how impatient the other party is, it seems that they are really stepping on the tail.

One fried hair cat, or the kind with a bad head.

Labeling Xiao Xijing in his heart, Lu Zeyan stopped his account and returned to the sect, and also went offline.He pulled out the half-finished physics test paper and continued to write. Just after finishing a question, the mobile phone next to him flickered one after another.

He was so focused on the game just now that he didn't pay much attention, but now he just felt his eyes dazzle.He opened WeChat and wanted to block group messages again.

Yuyu: Do you think that when the boss asks Xiaojiao's wife to nurse him, it's like looking for a boyfriend with a sense of presence.

Red bean paste buns: almost the same! !So they are definitely true! !

Jinse Sixian: I'm a little excited, I feel like I got it for real! !

He turned his hand with the ellipsis in the upper right corner and moved to the input box.

L: Where does it look like?

Red Bean Paste: What does it look like? Zeshen looks like a real boyfriend?

L: Well.

Yuyu: It looks like everywhere! !My friend, I can tell you have never been in love.

L: ...

Yuyu: I just didn’t expect that the way the boss finds a sense of presence is no different from us normal people.

Red bean paste bun: kinda cute.

At the same time, Yuyu and Dousha Bao received a WeChat message respectively.

Jinse Sixian: QAQ said it, that L is Zeshen! ! !Don't tell me you didn't pay attention! ! !

Two people: "..." Why didn't you talk about it earlier, we really didn't pay attention.

Yuyu: Who said Zeshen is cute, he is clearly A!

Red Bean Paste: Yes, what a man! !

Lu Zeyan turned off his phone and continued to write questions.A few seconds later, he reopened WeChat thoughtfully.

Is it really similar?

He was skeptical.

On the other side, Ye Su went offline and sat in front of the computer.After a while, he suddenly covered his face and let out a low sigh of pain.

He actually proposed to Zepan Dongli? ?

He really proposed to Sawapan Tori! !

Fuck, he is so daring!

Ye Su once again refreshed her understanding of herself, she was so fucking courageous, even Liang Jingru felt ashamed.

After washing up, Ye Su lay on the bed, and habitually took out his phone to say good night to Zepan Dongli, but as soon as he opened WeChat, the group was very noisy, and his face became hot again with each message.

Say he is cute in front of the boss, friend, you are a tiger, respect you in the front row, you are a man.

In the next second, another message popped up in the dialog box.

L: I am not cute, but he is quite cute.

Yuyu: ...Yes, yes, it's so cute.

Bean paste buns: the cutest thing in the universe is Liangliang.

Mu Zun: Eat melons in silence, don't want to talk.

Xixizi: Same as above.

On the bed, Ye Su stared at WeChat for a few seconds, then pressed the screenshot button in a strange way.

He did this purely to preserve evidence, absolutely nothing else.

Ye Su only dared to whisper in his heart, and he didn't know who to tell.Just as he was in a trance, his phone vibrated suddenly, and WeChat showed that he had received a message.

Xixizi: [picture]

Xixizi: I didn't expect that Zeshen of your family likes to show affection! !

I didn't expect that either! !

Ye Su exited and turned to the screenshots in the album, feeling very complicated.

Why does he have the illusion that he is being attacked.

The author has something to say: Xia Lulu only dared to murmur in a low voice: not in the present, but in the past.hush~